/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19722520]

What kind of foods are zoomers obsessed with?

[Anonymous No.19722531]

bacon

[Anonymous No.19722538]

>>19722531
Sorry sweaty. Bacon is boomer food. Colon Cancer and eating noble animals are for the terminally ill

[Anonymous No.19722546]

Scotch eggs.

[Anonymous No.19722551]

>>19722531
>>19722538
Even boomers were inundated by bacon from the Korea and WWII gens

[Anonymous No.19722555]

tiktok asmr foods

[Anonymous No.19722558]

Boba. Not to be confused with booba

[Anonymous No.19722559]

>>19722520
Boba and matcha tea. Things in jars that should.

[Anonymous No.19722562]

>>19722559
Should not be jars*. I’m drunk.

[Anonymous No.19722564]

They don't eat they just drink and take xans until they finally get one that was laced with fent.

[Anonymous No.19722574]

>>19722564
>they just drink
Prime ftr.

[Anonymous No.19722591]

>>19722520
avocado

[Anonymous No.19722610]

>>19722591
>avocado
That's millennials, we zoomers like jackfruit and melons.

[Anonymous No.19722616]

>>19722520
punchable face

[Anonymous No.19722626]

Anything they don’t have to cook and also need to tip to receive

[Anonymous No.19722642]

>>19722531
I thought the bacon obsession ended in 2013.

[Anonymous No.19722645]

>>19722610
but why

[Anonymous No.19722652]

>>19722645
Better colours, and more juicy.

[Anonymous No.19722746]

>>19722520
Broccoli

[Anonymous No.19722762]

>>19722520
>What kind of foods are 11-26 y/os obsessed with?
pizza, ranch, chicken tenders etc.

[Anonymous No.19722883]

>>19722559
those have been popular with millenials

[Anonymous No.19722887]

>>19722520
tide pods

[Anonymous No.19722898]

>>19722520
cock

[Anonymous No.19723011]

>>19722520
Whatever the fuck trends on TikTok because they're incapable of forming an opinion for themselves.

[Anonymous No.19723017]

>>19723011
This. Fuck Zoomers.

[Anonymous No.19723051]

>that's so extra
>I'm dead
>no shot
>ong
>fr
>Yooooooo
>bruh
Zoomer whores are so hot but god damn they're annoying

[Anonymous No.19723054]

>>19723051
no cap

[Anonymous No.19723076]

if you aren't over 40 but are on this board, you might as well kys
>millennials will think this is ironic

[Anonymous No.19723084]

>>19722520
Go back to /tv/, stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.19723090]

>>19722746
Broccoli and chicken are cope foods for millennials who wanna get swole/jacked/big.

[Anonymous No.19723093]

>>19722520
Soy and cock. Slava Ukraini.

[Anonymous No.19723329]

>>19723051
all of my underlings at work are zoomers and ive never heard any of them say any of those
stop hanging around with basketball players

[Anonymous No.19723335]

>>19722520
Whatever's on Uber Eats

[Anonymous No.19723344]

>>19722520
My gf has a weird obsession with greek fast food lately

[Anonymous No.19723346]

Runny eggs, mcnuggies, my own special version of instant ramen (I put sriracha in it, it's really good, you gotta try it!), and poké bowls.

[Anonymous No.19723347]

>>19722520
Spicy hot goyslop because of the meme challenges on tik tok.

[Anonymous No.19723382]

hot chips

[Anonymous No.19725119]

>>19722520
Instant ramen, soy and British Broadcasting Corporation recipes.

[Anonymous No.19725155]

>>19723347
mmm, boiled pringles lasagna, my favorite

[Anonymous No.19725182]

>>19722520
>What kind of foods are zoomers obsessed with?
Tide pods.
They are really good at cleaning up your intestines.

[Anonymous No.19725216]

>>19722520
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[Anonymous No.19725306]

>>19722520
Make her more zoom-y

[Anonymous No.19725316]

>>19722520
The zoomers I know are really into country breakfast foods and go to places like Cracker Barrel, Bob Evans, IHOP, and Denny's and order big platters of it.
They mask it with a veneer of irony but really they are just slowly turning into fat normies that love greasy food like the rest of us fat old Millennials and Boomers.

[Anonymous No.19725318]

>>19723051
My guy, you are low-key being so toxic right now.

[Anonymous No.19725324]

>>19723382
unironically this. I'm pretty sure this is what most of them live on. fuels their ADHD.
t. teacher

[Anonymous No.19725326]

>>19725324
Stay away from children please

[Anonymous No.19725327]

>>19725316
>they are just slowly turning into fat normies that love greasy food like the rest of us fat old Millennials and Boomers.
They should replace greasy food with impossible meats and fry them in olestra.
Actually, I would buy olestra and use it at home if it was still an option. I can't think of an easier way to lose weight than to have perpetual diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.19725328]

>>19723382
Millennials loved their hot Cheetos as children too

[Anonymous No.19725329]

>>19725326
I would if it wasn't literally my job. trust me.

[Anonymous No.19725343]

>>19725328
>Millennials loved their hot Cheetos as children too

[Anonymous No.19725353]

>>19725328
No one gives a shit about millennials, they are the middle child that gets left behind on vacation

[Anonymous No.19725390]

Takis, and black cocks - washed down with some PRIME

[Anonymous No.19725410]

>>19725353
Zoomer women can't stop guzzling millenial cock so someone does. All zoomer males are incels and millenial women are all jumping on 30 yr+ old cock

[Anonymous No.19725419]

>>19725410
Young women loved older men when they had money and weren't fat fucking slobs. No way are they falling for the adulting generation.

[Anonymous No.19725494]

>>19725316
"Turning into"? ??? Childhood obesity is still rising like crazy last i checked

[Anonymous No.19725500]

>>19725353
No that is genx for sure.

[Anonymous No.19725507]

>>19723051
>bruh
>fr
>I'm dead
These so much.

[Anonymous No.19725508]

>>19723090
know a better alternative?

[Anonymous No.19725510]

>>19722520
hot chips

[Anonymous No.19725523]

>>19725500
>checked
FACTS
We like it that way, we have our OWN keys.

[Anonymous No.19725545]

>>19725500
genx might be the forgotten child at the gas station, but one day everyones going to regret making this thing a psychopath.
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.19725549]

>>19725500
>>19725523
Gen Z love their boomer grandparents and vice versa, it's actually the middle child that we all collectively hate

[Anonymous No.19725559]

>>19725545
I said vacation not gas station dumbass, what kind of child gets left behind at a gas station haha

[Anonymous No.19725562]

>>19722520
Fritos with chili and nacho cheese.

[Anonymous No.19725564]

>>19722645
The melon is a Mexican thing. They have chili powder or some shit on it and thing it’s good. It’s dog shit.

[Anonymous No.19725568]

>>19725559
>what kind of child gets left behind at a gas station haha
My dad left me behind at a gas station. He bought some cigarettes, gave me some quarters to play some video games, said he was going to smoke, and that was the last time I saw him.
I think he abandoned me and my mom because he hated us. To this day, I still don't know what we did wrong.

[Anonymous No.19725569]

>>19723344
She’s cheating on you with a Greek dude. Maybe a coworker that brings her lunch.

[Anonymous No.19725582]

>>19725568
This is a cooking board dude
>>19725569
No she stays at home and I order her uber eats becasue she's too scared to leave the house

[Anonymous No.19725585]

>>19722520
beige samefoods

[Anonymous No.19725613]

>>19725564
Taijin on ripe in season mango is fucking great but I haven't found a good use for the seasoning outside of that

>>19723076
As a 34 year old male I agree. Best discussion/advice/content comes from you old hags.

[Anonymous No.19725615]

>>19725494
transforming into huge beasts, per the tradition

[Anonymous No.19725633]

>>19722558
Boba has been popular since millennials were teens

[Anonymous No.19725637]

>>19722520
Starbucks. Although I have to say, it's not really limited to zoomers.
My dad decided he wanted a coffee so I went with him yesterday and the whole place was filled with vapid white women sitting around talking about how wide their asses were getting while sipping 3000 calorie drinks.

[Anonymous No.19725656]

>>19725559
theres getting left behind at didney worl, then there's getting left behind in the middle of nowhere because you had to piss.
you feel me?

[Anonymous No.19725742]

>>19723076
>over 40 and still havent killed yourself
your cancer

[Anonymous No.19725743]

>>19722520
that adult midget looks like she makes tiktoks for human men.

[Anonymous No.19725748]

>>19723329
it's inner-city slang from atlanta georgia. after mexicans chased out the ghetto blacks of the west coast, and asians chased them out of east coast hoods such as new york, The large nosed pop and hip hop miners had to source their ghetto slang from somewhere else. The last natural reserves of black culture are located in the deep south around the traditional black belt, with the richest above ground deposits being in Atlanta. Thus, you hear this kind of slang more on the east coast than the west, but anyone who consumes hip hop and other 'ethnic' products will be exposed to this forced meme as talking like some hootrat from metro-atlanta is how you establish street cred in the contemporary shuck and jive culture.

[Anonymous No.19725750]

>>19725316
more like they are so untaught that they cant even make toast or eggs for themselves but they cant afford millenial avacodo toast reserved for middle class waggies so they go to old boomer holdouts that cater to fixed income retirees hoping for a deal on basic breakfast food.

[Anonymous No.19725886]

>>19722520

[Anonymous No.19726100]

>>19725549
Grandparents treating their grandchildren better than their actual children?? Wow, what an epiphany, surely Gen Z is the first generation to have ever experienced this.

[Anonymous No.19726133]

>>19722520
>Work as a cook at a bar
>Online orders come in with customer names
>Faggy zoomer names like Brantley and Kayden come in
>90% of the time it's a single order of chicken tenders or wings, plain or mild, with ranch.
They seem to be really into paying $22-$25 to get this shit delivered so they can eat it alone.

[Anonymous No.19726146]

>>19726100
Lol seethe you malding gen x loser. So everyone hates your edgy stupid meaningless ass. Get over it

[Anonymous No.19726155]

>>19726100
>born into the easily the most established generation in history
>decides to throw it away for heroin and punk rock
If I was your parents I would've disowned you too

[Anonymous No.19726170]

>>19726133
Bro you're a fully grown adult male working in a bar who really the loser here

[Anonymous No.19726174]

You're a subhuman faggot slit your wrists immediately cocksucker

[Anonymous No.19726179]

>>19726174
Lactose intolerant cope

[Anonymous No.19726193]

>>19726179
Swedecoaler loves gooks, as expected

[Anonymous No.19726201]

>>19722520
Chick fil A. At the college I went to there used to be a Five Guys downtown and a Chick fil A on campus, they ran out the Five Guys downtown to replace with another Chick Fil A. There's a Chick Fil A a mile away in any direction where I live.

[Anonymous No.19726211]

>>19726170
>Who really (sic) the loser here
The person who lives with their parents and pays $25 to get low quality chicken tenders delivered to them so they can eat them alone while watching anime.

[Anonymous No.19726213]

>>19726170
Are there kids that work in bars or something

[Anonymous No.19726234]

>>19726211
These kids will be inheriting homes and term deposits while you still be renting like a cuck earning minimum wage for the rest of your life lol

[Anonymous No.19726245]

>>19726234
My parents are going to die before theirs m8

[Anonymous No.19726343]

Corner-store single serving pickle in a bag, no fucking clue why but that display is always getting refilled too frequently. It's legit horrifying.

[Anonymous No.19726349]

>>19726343
I've only seen ethnic baddies eat these with their long ass nails. Super odd.

[Anonymous No.19727231]

My zoomer gf loves SPAM for some reason. I think that Hawaiian SPAM musubi thing became a tiktok trend for a while.

[Anonymous No.19727256]

>>19722520
Big brand processed foods with as much flavor as possible. Anything spicy or sour enough to give you nausea, heartburn, and indigestion. Questionable and experimental substances

[Anonymous No.19727272]

>>19722520
City zoomers eat the worst goyslop that ever slopped it's way out of zogs factory. Country zoomers seem more reluctant to eat processed food and absolute garbage. Ultimately we failed them as a society by even allowing processed rubbish like this to even be sold legally.

[Anonymous No.19727682]

>>19726201
Do you live in SoCal? Sounds like my area

[Anonymous No.19727689]

>>19722520
chicken
t. zoomer

[Anonymous No.19727695]

I'm watching this popular Amazon tv show. It's so jarring how much woke shit is shoved in there. Theres the usual gay and interracial shit as always but lately I've noticed them forcing gender neutral language into everything. Theres some romance subplots and it's always spouse or partner. Never husband, wife, bf, or gf. And then to maintain the ambiguity, the characters will use the singular they to refer to their "spouse" so that you have no idea if the person is male or female. And then there's some characters who are inexplicably always refered to as they instead of he or she, but the writers don't even have the decency to explain why. This shit is so obnoxious. Social engineering.

[Anonymous No.19727698]

>>19725508
Steroids. What you eat is irrelevant.
>But my favourite social media influencer told me he got jacked on broccoli and chicken!
LOL

[Anonymous No.19727717]

>>19727256
Just like me in the 90's

[Anonymous No.19727750]

>>19727698
Its absolutely not irrelevant. You clearly do not understand how steroids work.

[Anonymous No.19727787]

>>19722520
Applebee's
No fucking idea why

[Anonymous No.19727898]

>>19725613

Tajin is good on popcorn

[Anonymous No.19727910]

>>19725327
No they fucking shouldn't

[Anonymous No.19728721]

Where do Zoomers hang out? I'm trying cash in on this free zoom zoom poon. Got my own house and money as well

[Anonymous No.19728739]

>>19725494
It's mostly the skinnier zoomers doing this that I've seen. The ones who think this won't start adding up.

[Anonymous No.19728972]

>>19726170
Show me the bar where kids work

[Anonymous No.19729001]

>>19726234
LOLOLOL!! Not even GenX is getting any generational wealth...
Both the BOOMERS and the KIKES made sure of that...

[Anonymous No.19729008]

>>19727898
It's okay..But at the risk of sounding melanated, Valentina/Better 50/50 is Mo' Betta.
I found it WAY too...Piquant.

[Anonymous No.19729010]

>>19727898
Dammit...BUTTER.
...
t. I have no excuse for that.

[Anonymous No.19729014]

>>19728972
>fails to realize that he is the man child that never grew up from chuck-e-cheese

[Anonymous No.19729025]

>>19729014

[Anonymous No.19729032]

>>19728721
>where the best place to be a pedophile

[Anonymous No.19729035]

>>19722642
>>19723011
Just like millennials and Facebook and Gen X and MTV and boomers and their damn 8 tracks

[Anonymous No.19729042]

>>19729025
Of course a fucking cuck male millennial betabuxx can't come up with a decent counter argument instead they just make stupid faces like a woman lol

[Anonymous No.19729103]

>>19729042
What you said made no sense
No kids WORK at bars
Chuck-e-Cheese is not a bar

[Anonymous No.19729106]

>>19729032
Its Discord

[Anonymous No.19729261]

>>19725353
>>19725500
GenX laying low

[Anonymous No.19729264]

>>19725613
tajin is mostly a fruit thing

[Anonymous No.19729303]

>>19729032
>banging 18 year old is pedophilia
Found the old hag nobody wants
I'm trying to raise a family and I'd rather not knowingly risk fucking my children up with birth defects. Younger women is nature's way. You're the cruel bitch that wants to party till they're 30 then have babies with down syndrome. You're fucked up, not me. I'll take my 18 to 25 pussy and you'll just have to accept is rather live single forever than go near your rank pussy.

[Anonymous No.19729344]

>>19723051
I'm early gen z and I hate how accurate it is.

[Anonymous No.19729426]

>>19729344
you will live to see the next generation become even worse

[Anonymous No.19729431]

>>19729426
Already is. Gen alpha are the current highschoolers and it is blackpilling. The future won't be good at all.

[Anonymous No.19729471]

>>19729426
It already is and I hate it how it is. Western gen z act mostly act like niggers and spics, while eastern ones are very very conservative.
Gen alpha is so retarded that when they see animals or birds through the window, they try to tap the glass to zoom in. Or if they see a dial-up phones, they ask where is touch screen because they don't know what rotors and buttons are for.
>>19729431
Gen alpha started with 2010. '96 (or '97) to 2009 is gen z.

[Anonymous No.19729491]

>>19726211
>pays $25 to get low quality chicken tenders delivered to them so they can eat them alone while watching anime
I live with my mum but there's no way I'd ever pay $25 dollar for chicken tenders, or watch anime
I'll take frozen chicken tenders and spring rolls for ~$3 while I watch old Top Gear specials, thank you very much
>>19725750
It's actually kind of amazing to me how many people can't cook these days
I'm a terrible cook, can basically only do pork loin/steak/bacon and eggs and even that's enough to get by on. I don't know how people manage to last on less than that.
>>19729008
I miss the microwave popcorn they used to make here in Australia back in the 90s, it was crappy and it almost always set the bag on fire but the butter was something special

[Anonymous No.19729502]

>>19725613
On watermelon is the other one imo. Kind of trying to just get rid of my tajin shaker though. Chaat masala is better on mango and mint or basil or straight salt are way better with watermelon. And thats to say nothing of the fact that usually i prefer to just enjoy the fruit.

[Anonymous No.19729712]

>>19722520
load

[Anonymous No.19729887]

>>19729001
give me your house, so it can be my house.

[Anonymous No.19729946]

>>19722531
bacon was the early 2010s, that was m*llennials

[Anonymous No.19729950]

>>19725353
People care about Millennials because they are the least favorite generation for every other generation. Hell even Millennials hate millennials.
The generation[s] that is always forgotten is Gen X [and Silent]

[Anonymous No.19731027]

>>19729712
she looks like she's waiting for it haha

[Anonymous No.19731053]

>>19722616
kissable*

[Anonymous No.19731057]

>>19729035
I've spent my whole life thinking they were called A Tracks.

[Anonymous No.19731083]

>>19722520
burek for me.

[Anonymous No.19731639]

>>19722520
Avocados

[Anonymous No.19731645]

>>19729950
Everything that sucks in clown world now is the fault of gen x. Boomers and millenials get blamed for everything but then all the sjw politics, the idpol, the big tech culture, etc, it all comes from gen x executive decisions.

[Anonymous No.19731695]

>>19731639
millennial not zoomer

[Anonymous No.19731712]

please nuke this thread tired of seeing this ugly mystery meat every time i log onto /ck/

[Anonymous No.19731792]

>>19722520
Instant cup Ramen. Because it makes them think that they have prepared "a hot meal" for themselves.

[Anonymous No.19731804]

>>19725316
>Cracker Barrel, Bob Evans, IHOP, and Denny's
I'm glad these god tier places didn't fall for the brunch meme. Nothing beats good ol breakfast without any cheap ass Walgreens champagne dumped into orange juice.

[Anonymous No.19731829]

>>19725568
ok Joe Dirt

[Anonymous No.19731837]

>>19725568
Don't even worry about it, your dad seems based and you have a strong bloodline. Your mom is likely an awful bitch in some way that you didn't see as a kid and really never saw as her son. The only man a woman ever has a chance of treating decently is her own son.

[Anonymous No.19731838]

>>19727787
well SOMEBODY'S gotta keep them in business long after all the boomers are gone

[Anonymous No.19731841]

>>19725316
Probably because getting a fat plate of Full American Breakfast is based and zoomers are retvrning to it

[Anonymous No.19731850]

>>19725419
Keep coping, Xers are legitimately grandpa tier by now and millennials are somewhat less plasticized and raised by youtube than the young men today so the zoomer hoes are flocking to us.

[Anonymous No.19731875]

>>19729950
Don't compare Gen X to Silent, it's not even close who had the worst hand

[Anonymous No.19732006]

>>19731841
Think I'll make a homemade grand slam tomorrow just because of this post.

[Anonymous No.19732022]

>>19732006
Happy to help and you may as well post a thread about it so we get some actual food and cooking around here.

[Anonymous No.19732118]

>>19731057
Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard. They're called 8 tracks because they can hold 8 songs you stupid fucking ape.

[Anonymous No.19732775]

>>19725318
As a lifelong bitter incel "my guy" managed to be the first womanism that's completely inoffensive to me, not sure why they all jumped on that

[Anonymous No.19732781]

>>19725316
It starts when you go to Denny's to work off alcohol at 3AM
It ends with you being a fat normie
You're talking about the most normiecore zoomers anyways, like Canadian blue collar guys I know. Most zoomers wouldn't be caught dead in a fucking cracker barrel

[Anonymous No.19732786]

>>19729471
western gen z is fed twerking niggers on tiktok while eastern gen z are fed math, science, and redwashed grindset memes
In fact, neither end up having sex

[Anonymous No.19732788]

>>19722520
I'm a zoomer myself and I'm not obsessed with any food in particular
but when it comes to my classmates, it's mostly burgers and energy drinks

[Anonymous No.19732794]

>>19722520
Dios mio, la indigena... ee, puta madreeee...
>What kind of foods are zoomers obsessed with?
Apparently for me it's CUTE indio latina lips and pussy

[Anonymous No.19732807]

>>19725748
>it's inner-city slang from irrelevant buttfuck nowhere
k gotcha
no wonder its a retarded 4chan meme then

[Anonymous No.19732886]

>>19726349
Ok lm about to give you some interesting so black girls eat the pickle with a candy cane inside. It’s a thing in Chicago.

[Anonymous No.19732899]

>>19722520
Spicy food/Chipolte
Boba tea
Prime energy drink
Starbucks coffee and food

[Anonymous No.19733454]

>>19722520
I cook a lot of Greek and Mediterranean stuff lately.
>t. 21yo carpenter

[Anonymous No.19733525]

Whatever china propped influencer tells them to obsess over

[Anonymous No.19733533]

>>19729426
Not a guarantee. I'm a millennial and as bad as zoomers are, they're a clear step up from millennials.

[Anonymous No.19733540]

>>19722520
i like ridiculous foods that aren't too sweet, i love tend of the week foods because variety is nice and i don't have to think about it. i like making girl dinners

[Anonymous No.19733628]

>>19722520
>Gyros
>Chickfila
>Starbucks food and matcha lattes
>Boba tea
>Fruits that are currently in-season
>Chipotle
>Orange Creamsicles
>Bibimbap
>Sushi
>Poke bowls
>Seaweed
>Greek yogurt with granola
>t.18 year old

[Anonymous No.19733633]

>>19733628
So just boomer food?

[Anonymous No.19733638]

>>19733633
I guess. My grandma brought a 12 pack of those creamsicles and I ate about 10 of them within the span of 3-4 days.

[Anonymous No.19733766]

>>19722520
anything with way too much tajin and chamoy on it

[Anon No.19733863]

>>19725327
Agreed, I developed severe acid reflex and have dropped 23 pounds just from avoiding food

[Anonymous No.19733899]

>Birria
>takis
>Starbucks tik tok
>matcha latte
>Italian chopped salad
>fried boneless chicken
>bento box
>PRIME
>charcuterie boards
>mikes hot honey
>oat milk and raw milk

Some of these are shared with millennials

[Anonymous No.19734253]

>>19722616
fuckable*

[Anonymous No.19734270]

>>19733899
>>charcuterie boards
! millennial alert!

[Anonymous No.19734378]

>>19726234
that fag got $200k donated for that, from reddit

[Anonymous No.19734437]

deep fried food

greasy americanized foreign-food

edibles (the marijuana product)

[Anonymous No.19734463]

>>19722520
new age foods like tacos and shit with foreign names.

[Anonymous No.19734488]

>>19722520
Bread.
Hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.19734714]

The actual answer is mexican food. Everyone my age loves mexican food. Super fast growing demographic in this country and their cultural influence is huge. Best selling beer in the states is Modelo. Chipotle is huge. If you disagree with me you're just wrong.

[Anonymous No.19734746]

>>19734714
I agree. America is a mutted brown country thats turning into latin america

[Anonymous No.19734752]

>>19722520
wtf is this bitch supped to be cute to you stupid fucking kids or what? holy fuck what a goblina troll.

[Anonymous No.19734754]

>>19722538
colon cancer and processed meat has been disproven

[Anonymous No.19734888]

Girl in OP looks like my zoomer cousin and she only eats bread, instant ramen, and flaming hot chips

[Anonymous No.19734916]

>>19732022
I just made it and ate it. God I love hash browns.

[Anonymous No.19735153]

>>19734754
nta but bacon is a particularly high carcinogenic food because of the sulphites, and all meat is considered carcinogenic i believe?

[Anonymous No.19735163]

>>19723051

>makes this post using an anime reply image

[Anonymous No.19735168]

>>19735153
>all meat is considered carcinogenic i believe
incorrect. it's any browning/blackening. if you were to, say, only slow cook, braise, poach (etc) your meats it would be 100% safe

instead of the 99% safe you already are just cooking meat in a frying pan/oven

[Anonymous No.19735177]

>>19735168
interesting, i try not to eay much meat regardless. mainly because of price and ethical reasons. but i sort of have to because im on meds that deplete my b12 reserves and i find b12 supplements dont seem to do shit

[Anonymous No.19735232]

>>19735153
>>19735168
no credible evidence that either is the case. just theory based on weak data
>Observational studies have reported that intake of red meat is associated with cardiometabolic disease and cancer (1–8). Dietary guidelines from the United States, United Kingdom, and the World Cancer Fund/American Institute for Cancer Research recommend limiting intake of red and processed meat (8–10). Such recommendations are primarily based on observational studies that are at high risk for confounding.
>low- to very-low-certainty evidence that diets lower in red meat may have little or no effect on total cancer mortality (HR, 0.95 [CI, 0.89 to 1.01]) and the incidence of cancer, including colorectal cancer (HR, 1.04 [CI, 0.90 to 1.20]) and breast cancer (HR, 0.97 [0.90 to 1.04]).
https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M19-0622

[Anonymous No.19735254]

>>19723051
bro low key killing the vibe ong get cho ass to bed bruh

[Anonymous No.19735335]

>>19722520
It seems to change fairly often but these chamoy pickles have been a big thing for a while, so much so that I can barely keep them on shelves. I've tried them and they're good but I don't think they're anything special unless you add a little Tajin.

[Anonymous No.19735346]

>>19722559
That should what?

[Anonymous No.19735378]

>>19735232
interesting, i wonder why the who lists as a carcinogen. just the charred parts? either way i still try to minimise the amount of meat i eat

[Anonymous No.19735386]

>>19735378
>just the charred parts?
no they dont specify. and it might be because the committee was all vegans and vegetarians save for one USDA scientist who had this to say
>Most importantly for the IARC report, two major dietary intervention studies that should have contributed to the assessment of the claimed relationship of red meat and cancer were not considered. The first was a study of colon polyps, the precancerous growths that greatly increase the likelihood of developing colon cancer. Almost 1,900 subjects with a recent history of having a polyp removed were divided into a control group that ate their usual diet and a group following a diet characterized by significant decreases in total fat, red, and processed meat along with increases in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and legumes (Schatzkin et al., 2000). Participants were followed for 3 years and at the end of that time, the recurrence of colon polyps was identical in both diet groups. It is possible that the precancerous stage may not have been the proper time for dietary intervention. The Women’s Health Initiative, therefore, studied a low-fat diet, achieved in large part by reducing red- and processed-meat consumption, among almost 49,000 women (Beresford et al., 2006); about 30,000 followed their normal diets and almost 20,000 were assigned to low-fat diets. After 9 years, the rate of colon cancer was almost identical in the low-fat and control-diet groups. These studies strongly suggest that the observational studies are not supported by dietary intervention studies at either the precancerous or malignant tumor stages of colon cancer.
https://academic.oup.com/af/article/8/3/5/5048762

[Anonymous No.19735403]

>>19735386
interesting, similar bs to those wine studies from a few years ago

[Anonymous No.19735424]

>>19731645
This.
GenX is the small deformed mini-me clone of boomers.

[Anonymous No.19735522]

Takis

[Anonymous No.19735530]

>>19735522
are blue takis any different to regular takis?

[Anonymous No.19735924]

>>19722887
That meme was 5 years ago dude, let it die.

[Anonymous No.19736108]

>>19732807
atlanta georgia is the san franscico of the east coast. its not some irrelevent flyover. how have you not heard of this major city that has existed for 200+ years?

[Anonymous No.19736121]

>>19735378
>i wonder why the who lists as a carcinogen

the who is ran by china, and china is literally trying to steal the entire western meat market out from under us so they can export it to china. its the same reason china supports LBGQP+ rights HERE but not in china. They fundementally understand that they can get what they want as long as they play us against ourselves using our own memes.

>ohh days right gweilo, meat very baddu for u. u no eat meat, send to china we eat for you.

[Anonymous No.19736243]

>>19722520
Stop posting this ugly shitskin and go back to /mu/

[Anonymous No.19736249]

>>19728972
Second this. Where it at

[Anonymous No.19736560]

>>19734746
Fuck it I'll bite. Call me a brainwashed liberal or whatever but we're a nation of immigrants and the vast majority of latin american folks are just trying to get by. My boss is French and I went to his swearing in for American citizenship. Got to talk with a bunch of other new citizens and their families - all great, hardworking, lovely human beings. I don't have a problem with Mexican food and I see it as just another chapter in my country's development.

[Anonymous No.19736582]

>>19735378
I'm not a scientist but I have a ton of buddies in med school - my understanding is that you either get killed by a heart attack, or get old enough to die of cancer some day. That's just the human condition. Eating red meat in every meal isn't great for you and leaning vegetarian is probably best for your health. I was raised by hippies and didn't touch the stuff until college, I'm seriously considering giving it another go, probably within the next few months.

[Anonymous No.19736586]

>>19736560
>Call me a brainwashed liberal or whatever but we're a nation of immigrants and the vast majority of latin american folks are just trying to get by. My boss is French and I went to his swearing in for American citizenship. Got to talk with a bunch of other new citizens and their families - all great, hardworking, lovely human beings. I don't have a problem with Mexican food and I see it as just another chapter in my country's development.

Thats just sad. I'd wish retsrds would stop with the "the west" meme to lump amerigollems with europeans. Thats an equally loaded term as "judeo-christian values", another idea pushed by american lobbyists, because of course.

[Anonymous No.19736610]

>>19736586
Travelling through Europe's "good" countries you run into way more refugees than you do in the states. The attack cuts both ways, asshole.

[Anonymous No.19736645]

>>19722520
Semen

[Anonymous No.19736649]

>>19722531
Nah, thats a millenial meme, along with nyan cat

[Anonymous No.19736652]

>>19722546
Not at all, but i honestly wish

[Anonymous No.19736654]

>>19722574
I dont know if id consider prime a zoomer or alpha gen meme

[Anonymous No.19736656]

>>19722616
Facefuckable* and throatpieable*

[Anonymous No.19736661]

>>19723011
Nigger you are on 4chan

[Anonymous No.19736669]

>>19736649
bacon just won 1000000 internets. also you just lost the game

[Anonymous No.19736686]

>>19729471
Anon, 13 year olds are high schoolers now. You did know that 2010 was 13 years ago right?

[Anonymous No.19736701]

>>19734378
IIRC some obnoxious nog was harassing him constantly while also not knowing he had bipolar disorder or some shit.

[Anonymous No.19736706]

>>19736661
Yeah, and? What's your point?

[Anonymous No.19736734]

>>19722520
Extremely sloppy and terrible looking food doused in a gallon of molten cheese.

[Anonymous No.19737516]

>>19722616
*nuttable

[Anonymous No.19737577]

most normies I've noticed are obssesed with pasta. the non normie ones appreciate either traditional foods or protein rich foods(eggs, steaks etc)

[Anonymous No.19737581]

>>19736610
Nice try but 50% of the usa are brown spicks. Spanish will be the official language of texas very soon

[Anonymous No.19737583]

>>19736582
you cannot live a healthy life as a vegetarian.
>what is an eschimo

[Anonymous No.19737697]

>>19737583
They're adapted to that diet - literally built different. As a random white dude, you don't have what they have.

[Anonymous No.19737725]

any kind of hot chip/taki/etc.
nerds clusters
general fast food (taco bell, chikfila, canes, etc)
alcohol
vape

t.
high school teacher

[Anonymous No.19737728]

>>19737725
ok i didn't to include actual drink/drink culture, starbucks in general is still extremely large, so is boba, etc.

[Anonymous No.19737870]

>Half of these replies are just millennial stereotypes and not zoomer

[Anonymous No.19737885]

>>19722520
takis
hot cheeto mac n cheese
buldak spicy ramen

[Anonymous No.19738431]

>>19735163
I used to be like you then I started watching anime

[Anonymous No.19738437]

>>19737728
There's a new boba place near the local high school that never seems to be busy. Yes i am aware saying this paints a target on my back.

[Anonymous No.19738504]

>>19737697
I (indo-european conqveror) can't process the same foods as a snow chink? Yeah buddy, we will see about that..

[Anonymous No.19738525]

>>19725119
I think ramen is less popular today as it was back in 2006.

[Anonymous No.19738547]

>>19738504
That's right mr. "conqueror"

[Anonymous No.19738659]

>>19738525
it stopped being the defacto poorfag thing and switched to being en vogue for normies around 2012

[Anonymous No.19738701]

>>19722520
Spicy chips and whatever their ubereats delivers daily.

[Anonymous No.19738705]

For the love of God stop bumping this troonjak looking whore already

[Anonymous No.19738728]

>>19738705
No.

[Anonymous No.19738745]

>>19722520
Hot Cheetos and takis

[Anonymous No.19738922]

bump

[Anonymous No.19738933]

>>19737697
Explorers from all over the world who lived with them adapted to their diet just fine. Any human can save for some rare genetic issues

[Anonymous No.19739087]

>>19725316
>turning into fat normies that love greasy food
That's not how it works asshole
When you eat ice cream or other product your body with crave more of that stuff before long, eating healthy or salads act the same.
The sugar, salt, fat and the combinations are going to speed up the craving when found to be pleasing especially sugar which is a toxin and should be recognized as such

[Anonymous No.19739107]

>>19723093
Poltard literally cannot stop mentioning penises

[Anonymous No.19739607]

>>19738933
Nice dubs but you're just wrong dude. If you look at the figures re heart disease, diabetes, etc. the eskimos have way lower rates. They're a genetic anomaly. Honestly, you should eat whatever you want, medicine is getting so good that if you're young and well-off you'll probably be able to replace or regrow whatever fails by the time it becomes an issue. If we're talking strictly in terms of health though, eating a really red-meat-heavy diet is pretty clearly worse for you than vegetarianism or mediterranean.

[Anonymous No.19739679]

>>19738933
i can't help but imagine this is inaccurate. i don't know about eskimos specifically but i'm pretty sure that if you go to japan and eat their fish all the time you'll get sick because you're white and don't have the adaptation they do.

[Anonymous No.19740041]

bump

[Anonymous No.19740060]

>>19722616
I'd punch her face with my dick, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.19740117]

>>19722520
The zoomers are so divided into their niche subcultures you'll have to be more specific

Ultimately, my little clique, we mostly cook traditionally american home foods. Pies, roasts, american breakfasts, with what we can afford, hell bacon is $10 a pound so most of us substitute it with smoked sausages. One of the other guy's girlfriend is really into asian food, and another's girl is a hispanic chick eats like 90% corn and corn derivatives.

If you're trying to get into a 20-something's pants, find out what niche she's part of first.

[Anonymous No.19740134]

>>19739087
pseudoscience

[Anonymous No.19740149]

>>19725343
for me? it's limon

[Anonymous No.19740456]

bump

[Anonymous No.19740741]

>>19722520
Hot cheetos and Takis, that explains the Hot Cheeto girl stereotype. I have seen zoomers eat more Hot Cheetos/Takis than any other chip. Monster Energy is a big one especially in zoomer femboys, have you seen the meme? Grimace Shake was popular for a while and zoomers hopped on the bandwagon.

>Hot chips, energy drinks, meme/trendy foods (noodles are a big one for zoomers), vapes, hot and spicy foods.
Basically, that's what zoomers eat.

>>19722574
I feel like the only people who drink Prime are Gen Alpha I believe.

[Anonymous No.19740788]

>>19727750
>take roids
>sit on ass at home never training
>grow bigger than a natty gymcel whose entire life revolves around the gym and eats a strict diet
obviously if you eat well and train while also taking roids you'll grow even bigger, but roids are the main reason everyone on social media is huge.

[Anonymous No.19741483]

>>19740117
Those women arent the ones we are looking for anon. 1 in that household is good. The rest are trash

[Anonymous No.19741497]

>>19722520
Their diet consists of meds,liquor, energy drinks & Little Caesars.

[Anonymous No.19741532]

>>19723090
>cope food
Of all boards to be called a coper its fucking /ck/.
I jut enjoy steamed broccoli aight?

[Anonymous No.19741539]

>>19725316
>they love greasy food
Water is wet

[Anonymous No.19741544]

>>19729491
>I don't know how people manage to last on less than that.
Malnutrition.

[Anonymous No.19741554]

>>19729491
>I miss the microwave popcorn they used to make here in Australia back in the 90s, it was crappy and it almost always set the bag on fire but the butter was something special
I find a new reason to feel bad for the Australian people everyday. I hear about gel blasters and know this, cricky!

[Anonymous No.19741557]

>>19725886
This is the first thing I thought

[Anonymous No.19741566]

>>19734714
>Chipotle
That's akin to calling Panda express chinese food instead of its own thing but its still pretty good for what it is.

[Anonymous No.19741572]

>>19741566
Sure, but you get the point I'm making with Chipotle though, right?

[Anonymous No.19741577]

>>19733628
>Poke bowls
These things really just decided to spawn into existence this last year didn't they? Saw a 'Poke Bowls Here' sign last week and I still have no clue about what they are.

[Anonymous No.19741674]

>>19741577
Theyre just bowls with cold crap in them. Like rice avocado salmon tuna edamame sesame seeds and some gay ass sriracha mayo, would be an example poke bowl.

[Anonymous No.19741689]

>>19722520
This is the first thing that comes to mind every time I see that image when this thread gets bumped
>

[Anonymous No.19741690]

>>19722531
Bacon is overrated, it's strictly worse than prosciutto.

[Anonymous No.19741692]

>>19722520
Pink sauce.

[Anonymous No.19741705]

>>19725568
Was he black?

[Anonymous No.19741715]

>>19739087
>sugar is a toxin
ask me how I know everyone in your family is 400lbs

[Anonymous No.19741877]

>>19731792
do you eat it cold?

[Anonymous No.19741928]

>>19722520
She's so cute and you just know she masturbates constantly and doesn't wash her hands so she's got fresh cunny smell on her fingers...

[Anonymous No.19742463]

>>19722520
>What kind of foods are zoomers obsessed with?

Trolli's gummy worms. Chic-fil-a, Chipotle, Starbucks, Wendy's 'four for $4' because it's basically a kids meal. That dumb mountain dew drink from taco bell. Might be more i'm missing.

[Anonymous No.19742466]

>>19742463
Blue powerade from Whataburger.

[Anonymous No.19742468]

>>19742463
4 for 4 is a good deal because you can pair that with a 1c bacon cheeseburger or free spicy chicken sandwich offer. Then you use a Frosty key tag with that too.

[Anonymous No.19742472]

>>19741928
She is a fugly brown shitskin with brown eyes and black hair. Almost as undiverse as Orientals. Get a white girl. You can have blonde hair, red hair, blue eyes, green eyes, hazel, etc etc etc.

[Anonymous No.19742499]

>>19742468
Yeah but I think the Wendy's offers are different in different cities. Where do you live or whats your general area?

[Anonymous No.19742507]

>>19742499
Mid atlantic

Sometimes the offers aren't too good but it changes every week. Children are wholly capable of consent but I only go if I can pair it with an offer and check out at home on the computer and go and pick it up.

[Anonymous No.19742519]

The person who made this thread should be mutilated. I don't wanna see this ugly whore in the catalogue anymore.

[Anonymous No.19742542]

>>19742507
>children are wholly capable of consent
Get the fuck out of my area, pedofag

[Anonymous No.19742546]

>>19741577
They're some Hawaiian thing that's basically sushi but in a bowl rather than a roll.

[Anonymous No.19742581]

>>19741539
water makes things wet
however, fire is hot

[Anonymous No.19742635]

>>19742507
Kek

[Anonymous No.19742737]

>>19729491
zoomers don't know how to cook because their parents don't know either
when the only thing you know of home cooking is eating fucking sand because your parents are incapable of critical thinking, you stop being interested in doing it yourself

bonus points if you do research yourself and recommend trying a different way, and just get snide insults and shameless contrarianism in reply
imagine trying to suggest something to someone and they without a shred of irony or hesitation deny the law of thermodynamics itself just to spite whatever you just said

[Anonymous No.19742807]

>>19736560
There is a huge difference between legal immigration and illegal immigration and frankly we should really require some sort of education or money baseline for legal immigration at this point.
We don't need more laborers, we need educated people who can contribute to society.

[Anonymous No.19742891]

>>19742472
>posts turbogeneric blonde

[Anonymous No.19743029]

>>19742891
when chocolate becomes the new vanilla, vanilla becomes the new chocolate.

[Anonymous No.19743057]

>>19741577
If you weren't a flyover you'd know that they've been around for like a decade now.

[Anonymous No.19743090]

>>19743057
Not in a flyover state, but I've have been noticing an uptick in the amount of times these things have been mentioned solely online so I'm not completely crazy.

[Anonymous No.19743108]

>>19743090
I think they are just more popular now desu, I wonder if tiktok has anything to do with it. They've always been meme bowls though.

[Anonymous No.19743115]

>>19741572
Gotcha, I think the food side of shorts/tiktok has played a big hand in making it trendy.

[Anonymous No.19743116]

>>19722520
who

[Anonymous No.19743138]

Sexo with preteen childreno

[Anonymous No.19743181]

>>19743138
>>19743116
nvm

[Anonymous No.19743204]

>>19743181
They can consent you know.

[Anonymous No.19743218]

It's the oven garlic+olive oil that you can turn into a paste that ends up not not tasting like anything at all
It's because zoomers are an aesthetic-oriented generation and they like vague concepts but not the actual repercussions of their actions. Garlic sounds good in an abstract way but they don't really like its taste

[Anonymous No.19743219]

>>19743204
you being a pedophile gives me "consent" to kill you

[Anonymous No.19743305]

>>19743219
Fuck off anti. Educate yourself...

https://files.catbox.moe/74xzx0.mp4

[Anonymous No.19743316]

>>19743305
No way in hell I'm using a link some pedofaggot posted.

[Anonymous No.19743333]

>>19743316
Stay ignorant stupid fucking anti filth. Lol Christ.

[Anonymous No.19743510]

>>19725343
That didn't come out until Millennials were in college.

[Anonymous No.19743819]

>>19736108
Anon, anything that's not Europe or Thailand are literally flyover continents. They don't matter.

[Anonymous No.19744174]

>>19722520
Jolepeno poppers

[Anonymous No.19745300]

>>19722520
the same shit kids have always liked. dino nuggets, ketchup cheeseburgers, grilled cheese sandwiches, cheese sticks, chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.19745329]

>>19740788
If you take grow hormones and dont move at all, i think your liver and heart just enlarges?

[Anonymous No.19745412]

>>19723090
Way to out yourself as a dyel. The chicken and broccoli is for the cut. Wtf you think broccoli is gonna do to make you big?

[Anonymous No.19745508]

>>19725318
most stuff doesnt even bother me but my dude and my guy genuinely make me wanna hurt the people that say them

[Anonymous No.19745543]

>>19723090
It's cutting food you fat retard

[Anonymous No.19745578]

>>19725216
>her
>>19725306
>her
>>19725743
>she
>>19732794
>latina
>>19734752
>goblina
>>19741928
>She's
>>19742472
>She

[Anonymous No.19745653]

>>19732118
>every song is the same length
Who's the ape now huh

[Anonymous No.19745942]

>>19722520
Takis and spicy fried chicken

[Anonymous No.19746074]

>>19723076
I’m twenty years old.

[Anonymous No.19746129]

>>19722520
Zoomers are obsessed with memes food...so that can switch from week to week.

[Anonymous No.19746146]

I'm sad this thread will die soon
I've enjoyed every day coming on here and seeing that cute girls silly face looking up at me

[Anonymous No.19746241]

I'm 21 and the thing that got me into learning about basic meals, cooking and what not was going to University. It was genuinely surprising, since my parents hadn't really let me cook on a stove or anything because they didn't like the idea of me
>making a mess
>hurting myself
>ruining food
>in general, over-protection
Once I left home to go to University, was on a budget that I had to manage myself, that's when I learned about how to spread out a budget, what food actually matters, how to save money, how to lose more weight, etc. For what it's worth, this was decently exclusive to me though. I lived in dorms with 1st/2nd years in University throughout all of my time, and most of them couldn't cook to save their lives. Some of the second years had never fried an egg, some of the third years were still getting oven-ready meals on deals or something. A lot of the time, you'd notice the blandest food coming from "home" when they'd go home for a weekend or something like that, usually coming frozen. Chilli that was frozen without anything but stuff that you'd buy at the store in a packet, those powder things that season chilli instead of fresh stuff.

It's a shame because a lot of the people around my age or younger clearly had the money. They weren't taken up by time (unless they were 3rd years/final years) and it was clear that like >>19742737 says, the idea is that these parents straight do not know. Even when parents do, (my dad was a butcher and works in chemical sales for food hygiene), if they don't take the gloves off and teach their kids, the only thing they'll have the chance to learn from is the underpaid and overworked tutor that drew the short straw to do cooking class that one term that kids end up using to do the dumbest shit for and no one cares about.

You can't teach someone who doesn't care, but if they've never had the opportunity to try then its no wonder when they don't care. Something "exotic" that you make with a kid makes them interested.

[Anonymous No.19746305]

>>19743218
This

[Anonymous No.19746333]

>>19722520
zoomers like chicken dippers and blue drink

[Anonymous No.19746348]

>>19746333
Keeps ya' lean.

[Anonymous No.19746382]

>>19722520
older men cum

[Anonymous No.19746542]

>>19723011
unironically a great strategy if you want to impress a zoomer girl you're dating
t. creepy old man

[Anonymous No.19747774]

it would be funny if this thread 404d 1 post away from bump limit haha
oh shi-

[Anonymous No.19747810]

in case anyone was wondering, the source of the pic is the girl from dr strange 2 (since half the thread is talking about OP image instead)

[Anonymous No.19747828]

>>19734270
>>some of these are shared with millennials

[Anonymous No.19747835]

>>19747810
oh really? then never mind, she isn't cute
her gums show when she smiles

[Anonymous No.19748927]

Zoomers just consume whatever ethnic sloppa TikTok recommends, they're psyopped into thinking all food made by white people is terrible and overspiced dogshit is prime cuisine.