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What are your thoughts on Brazilian pizza?

>> No.19722349
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19722349

I dislike all things brazilian

>> No.19722633
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19722633

>Brazilian pizza
Today I will remind them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.19722695

For me its the single olive on each slice

>> No.19722932

>>19722321
Looks tasty. What makes it "Brazilian"? That particular set of toppings, or something else about it?

>> No.19723062

>>19722932
You wouldn't understand.

>> No.19723116

>>19722932
For starters, you need a ping of 800 to make it.

>> No.19723120

>>19722321
it's shit like every non-shitalian or non-chinese dish

>> No.19723131

>>19723116
>have australian internet
i can only dream of the day

>> No.19723242

>>19722321
Clown Pizza

>> No.19723260

>>19722321
I prefer child porn pizza.

>> No.19723280
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>>19722321
Superpower soon. To the moon huehuehue

>> No.19723323

>>19722633
that isn't very appealing

>> No.19723325

>>19722633
way too much mayo.
If I wanted to eat that much mayo id just order a tuna sub at subway

>> No.19723332

>>19722633
I hated brazil because their surfers are intolerable cunts, after seeing this there is no redemption for that country.. the putty knife massacre at the end sealed the deal

>> No.19723336

>>19723325
That is catupiry, not mayo.

>> No.19723340
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>>19722321
>What are your thoughts on Brazilian pizza
I have no thoughts on Brazilian anything

>> No.19723689

Uma

>> No.19723944

>>19722321
Eggs don't belong on pizza.

>> No.19723947

>>19723332
>>>19722633 #
>I hated brazil because their surfers are intolerable cunts
So, they were acting like your average surfer?

>> No.19723965
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>>19722633
I like this guy's style even if I hate his pizza.

>> No.19723977

>>19723336
You mean fake cheese. Why don't you say fake cheese like an honest person would?

>> No.19724527

>>19723977
>You mean fake cheese. Why don't you say fake cheese like an honest person would?
Because it is called catupiry, and it is not considered by brazilians to be cheese, it is a creamy dairy spread.

>> No.19725173

>>19723977
Why don't they just call pizza crust oil bread? Things have names nimrod, if something has a name it's more useful to use that name and understand the characteristics of it, otherwise you'd be calling both pizza crust and focaccia "oil bread" and it wouldn't be as useful because a lot of things are daily products or oily breads.

>> No.19725352

It probably pisses off Italians (against whom I am racist) so I like it

>> No.19725442

>>19722633
>first i add a little pasta
>then a little mayonaise
>now i hit it with the corn to make it BRoooki style

>> No.19727491

>>19722321
I finally had a slice of hawaiian pizza and felt like I should punch myself in the face, for trying something so stupid. Probably shoot myself, if I ate this disaster.

>> No.19727558

>>19722321
Brazil is only good for the shemale porn.

>> No.19727604

>>19722349
No martial arts enthusiast would agree with this image. As despicable as huemonkeys are they used it to their advantage by wrapping their monkey limbs in weird ways that broke the "rules" of jiu-jitsu. It should absolutely not be called "Brazilian jiu-jitsu" that was always a stupid meme name afaic. As much as the gracies have evolved the sport, much more growth and development has been made since by non Brazilian academies.

>> No.19727609

>>19722932
>What makes it "Brazilian"?
Blatant disregard for established rule and general consensus. Excess to the point of spectacle, often ending in brutality/vulgarity/shame. This applies to more than just food.

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>>19722321
Looks good aside from the egg and monkey droppings. Maybe that's what makes it BR.

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>>19722321
I dont like it..
ordered once and the pizza had boiled eggs and corn on it. the other had hearts of palm and cheddar cheese, black olives with some white cream sauce. nope nope nope..

>> No.19727699

>>19725352
ngl anti-italian racism is the best kind of racism

>> No.19727724
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19727724

>>19722321
Top tire pizza

>> No.19727986

I have less respect for brazilians than I have for africans

>> No.19728025

>>19722321
BR pizza is it's own weird thing. It's like a mcdonald's burger vs an actual burger, they're ostensibly the same, but completely different in taste. I kind of miss it.

>> No.19728222

>>19722321
>No boiled monkey skull staring up at you
And you have the audacity to call this dish "Brazilian"??!

>> No.19729919

>>19728222
The thing is, monkey soup is guatemalan food, not brazilian.
In reality, monkeys have more rights in Brazil than people.