/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19722020]

Genocide the dishies

[Anonymous No.19722082]

>>19722020
>D7C9C97B-96C7-4706-9765-81AAFA394DEA.jpg
>304x166
I knew dishwashers more valuable than your dysgenic ass.

[Anonymous No.19722085]

>>19722082
Nobody knows or cares about whatever virginbabble your comp sci faggot ass is spouting

[Anonymous No.19722101]

>>19722085
Posting thumbnails is a bannable offense you computer illiterate retard. I know it's difficult for cellphone users who only use emojis to save images to comprehend the internet, but please fuck on off back to your native shithole.

[Anonymous No.19722106]

>>19722101
>you computer illiterate retard
You know you can cook with more than just soy right?

[Anonymous No.19722118]

>>19722106
Keep it up. Eventually you'll learn how to name a file.

[Anonymous No.19722122]

>>19722020
Don't call them dishies. Don't post shit thumbnails. Treat the dish washer with some slight modicum of respect, or you'll be the dishy.

[Anonymous No.19722123]

>>19722118
> Keep it up. Eventually you'll learn how to name a file

[Anonymous No.19722126]

>>19722106
kill yourself iToddler

[Anonymous No.19722128]

>>19722122
Your opinion is irrelevant faggot. Cry me a river

[Anonymous No.19722132]

>>19722126
What a bunch of fucking virgin nerds

[Anonymous No.19722153]

>>19722128
Are you going to wash the fucking dishes in it, Sam Ganges? Filthy fuck. Clean your station.

[None !j8OtIup/EI No.19722159]

>>19722020
did one fuck your dad or something lololololol

[Anonymous No.19722160]

>>19722153
Your unintelligible drunk ass clearly sneaks too many drinks from the bar

[Anonymous No.19722186]

Don't sleep through geography class and maybe you'll be able to understand the post zoomie.

[Anonymous No.19722270]

>>19722160
I clearly caught chlamydia in the walk-in too. Quit shitting on the dish washer, and clean your station or I'll order an extra bag of onions specifically for your to dice to an impossible fineness while I call into question your fortitude, sexuality, and lineage.

[Anonymous No.19722471]

>>19722160
How is that unintelligible? Are you actually illiterate? That would track for a line cook.

[Anonymous No.19722518]

>>19722020
I love having dirty dishes

[Anonymous No.19722530]

Unleashing twitter onto the internet was a fucking mistake

[Anonymous No.19722679]

>>19722530
almost as bad as releasing /pol/ into politics... almost.

[Anonymous No.19722693]

>>19722101
What if I have really shitty vision and I hate wearing glasses/contacts? My vision is so bad I can’t use a laptop/PC without aid. Phone posting is just more comfy for me, I don’t know why it gets some anons so upset.

[Anonymous No.19722920]

>>19722020
>dish washers get purged
>everyone eats with paper plates and cutlery
>chefs re-use dirty pots and pans

[Anonymous No.19723368]

>>19722920
why can't the chef just wash his own damn pans?

[Anonymous No.19723376]

>>19723368
He's managing BOH, and probably running the grill. If the restaurant's busy enough to need more than two stations, you want a designated dishwasher, probably with an autoclave.

[Anonymous No.19724126]

Head chef here, I don't know where I'd be without the dishies

[Anonymous No.19724927]

>>19724126
Assigning dish duty to a new prep/gardy every few days?

[Anonymous No.19724940]

>>19722471
>>19722920
>>19724126
I’m better than you

[Anonymous No.19725049]

>>19724940
You got your jimmies rustled by a dish washer. He owns you now. To save face, you should probably never apply heat to food ever again.

[Anonymous No.19725077]

>>19722693
> My vision is so bad I can’t use a laptop/PC without aid. Phone posting is just more comfy for me
In no way does this make any sense. If you have vision problems, making the screen a tiny fraction of its original size helps you? What sort of fucking insane excuse are you trying to make?

[Anonymous No.19725085]

>>19725049
You got your Jimmies rustled by ME. To save face, you should probably kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19725096]

>>19725085
You keep that up and I'll put your cocaine in the dishwasher. Then you won't be able to do a mildly busy Tuesday evening.

[Anonymous No.19726733]

>>19725085
You think there's jimmies under these whites? Go peel me some eggs.

[Anonymous No.19726759]

>>19724927
And who will do their job while they're washing dishes?

[Anonymous No.19726789]

>>19726759
A new hire or an overworked sous chef... someone flailing madly and ready to quit.

[Anonymous No.19726911]

>>19725077
you'd have to be severely mentally ill adjusted to browse 4chan on a desktop device, lol

[Anonymous No.19726924]

>>19726911
Remember when we called dumb phoneposters dumb phoneposters?
You don't, dumb phoneposter. kys, btw.

[Anonymous No.19726926]

>have big vat of acetone
>store all dishes in there
>if I need a clean one, just take it out, give it a quick lazy rinse to wash off the acetone and dissolved particles, rest of acetone evaporates in seconds
>put dirty one back into vat
I just revolutionized dish washing

[Anonymous No.19726928]

>>19726924
I've been on 4chan for 14 years

[Anonymous No.19726933]

>>19726928
...and how does that change you being a dumb phoneposter?

[Anonymous No.19726941]

>>19726933
It means I was around long enough go from fat NEET using 4chan at a desktop to an actualized man using 4chan on a mobile device during a busy day. you are fat, most likely don't have any women in your life besides family and don't leave your desk which is why you browse 4chan on a desktop computer.

[Anonymous No.19726945]

>>19722118
why the fuck would I name a file when all I ever do with it is just download, post a thread with it, and then delete it

[Anonymous No.19726949]

>>19726941
>to an actualized man using 4chan on a mobile device during a busy day
Your own fault for not having a WFH job.

[Anonymous No.19726985]

>>19726949
Yeah, that was my other guess, your "career" is literally sitting at home on 4chan. Keep on trucking big guy. BTW I do work in remote data, still would never use 4chan on a desktop workspace like a creep

[Anonymous No.19727006]

>>19726985
>it's impossible for someone to have a private computer and work computer
You don't work in remote. You most likely don't work at all, dumb phoneposting neet.

[Anonymous No.19727013]

>>19726911
>You'd have to be severely mentally ill adjusted to browse 4chan
And that's the way we like it.

[Anonymous No.19727018]

>>19722123
>AI shart
I was this close to siding with you. But you outed yourself as brown

[Anonymous No.19727021]

>>19727006
Post wrist, you are 100% too fat for your health

[Anonymous No.19727029]

>>19727006
That's not what I said, I said I wouldn't use 4chan on a desktop like a creep. Try to keep up retard.

[Anonymous No.19727036]

>>19727029
>Use 4chan like a creep
The problem isn't that you're typing from a phone or a computer. The problem is your self loathing.

[Anonymous No.19727085]

>>19727029
>I said I wouldn't use 4chan on a desktop like a creep
So you're not a creep lurking by phone?

[Anonymous No.19727157]

>>19722020
Shall we also erase all records of dishies' existence?

[Anonymous No.19727162]

>>19727157
Yes. Fill the sink.

[Anonymous No.19727180]

>>19723368
>hey bro, i got a brilliant idea to save money
>so instead of paying a dishwasher, why don't we just buy 80 more pans?
>yeah, yeah, i know we don't have room for all those pans, but i was talking to the place next door and they said they had an empty room they'd be willing to rent out to us for pan storage
>no - of course we're not just going to use a pan once and throw it away!
>here's the real kicker, at the end of the night, YOU'RE going to wash all the pans!
>i know; i'm brilliant

[Anonymous No.19727229]

>>19727036
>>19727085
correct, I'm out doing non-creepy shit in between posts. Mad faggots? Go have sex

[Anonymous No.19727298]

>>19727229
No breeders allowed, Virgil. Take your hand off your cock and wash some dishes.

[Anonymous No.19728180]

>>19727229
>Go have sex
No.

[Anonymous No.19728182]

Used to be a dishwasher (I sold weed and hooked up with a couple of waitresses)

[Anonymous No.19728194]

>>19722020
The dishes have dirtied. Dozens must be cleansed.

[Anonymous No.19729061]

The accumulated filth of all their grease and gravy will foam up about their plates and all the pots and utensils will look up and shout "Scrub us!"
... and I'll whisper "no."

[Anonymous No.19729148]

>>19729061
You should fill the deep fryer baskets with ice, and drop them right in that lull before the dinner rush.

[Anonymous No.19729816]

>>19722020
>be barman
>dishie calls in sick, place is fully booker
>hey anon, can you hop on the sink today for the rush
>sure why the fuck not
>actually super relaxing and satisfying work
>switch brain off, wash rinse dry repeat until no more dishes are left to clean
>apparently I ran circles around the regular guy who takes twice as long as I did and bitches about it the entire time
Why are dishcucks so lazy?

[Anonymous No.19729838]

>>19722020
you mean Nanking the dishes? you weeb fuck.

[Anonymous No.19729874]

>>19729816
Same, it's meditative after doing the regular job blitz for weeks on end. The worst part of being promoted in the kitchen is that the amount of times you get to do dishes approaches zero.

[Anonymous No.19731451]

>>19729838
Nanklean the dishes.

[Anonymous No.19731507]

At my place, we dont even learn the dishies names till they have been there for over 2 weeks... Turn around on that position is wild.
I make a point of trying to treat them extra well and ask what they want for their meal and try to double up on portions cause i know how fucking soul crushing it can be the first few weeks in(got my start at another place as a dishie, and have covered a few shifts at my current place as one too)
The biggest take away is once you're through the rush and make sure you have cutlery and cups accessible, you can really just zone out and go at a slow pace. Unless your place has horrible stock of plates, the only truly rough time will be between 5 and 7pm and thats if you didnt spend any time the hour before making sure you were atleast 1 rack ahead on plates and cups.