Your date is coming over for dinner.You didn't get paid yet so you have no money to grab any ingredients.You have:2 bags of ramenketchupa can of beansa can of corna can of chili2 eggs left of questionable datesoy saucesome string cheesesome beef jerkywhey protein powderWhat do you do to impress her?
>>19719611Chili cheese ramen
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>>19719611Protein powder shake and a can of flatulence in the form of beans
>>19719611the only thing I eat on dates is pussy. only faggots cook or go to a restaurant to bond with someone.
>>19719611My date is 2d so she doesn't have to eat and as such I will not be cooking.
>>19719611Cowboy or Chicago Style Spaghetti. It's just noodles covered with chili and some cheese. It's delicious.
>>19719611make a big pot of horrid soup out of all the ingredients
>>19719611I ask her why she didn't bring the meal, useless ass bitch. I don't want to be with a woman who doesn't cook. Can't cook? Then she's for sex only and then get the fuck out of my house.
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break the ramen bricks up into breadcrumbs, combine with the beans and corn and chili and dice up the beef jerky, add the eggs as a binder, then glaze it with ketchup and pop it in the oven Wa la, meatloaf
>>19719611fried egg & cheese ramen
>>19719611The hottest woman I've ever known loved eating just ramen and eggs. I still watch the vids she sent me on a regular basis.