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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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19719611 No.19719611 [Reply] [Original]

Your date is coming over for dinner.
You didn't get paid yet so you have no money to grab any ingredients.
You have:
2 bags of ramen
a can of beans
a can of corn
a can of chili
2 eggs left of questionable date
soy sauce
some string cheese
some beef jerky
whey protein powder

What do you do to impress her?

>> No.19719615

Chili cheese ramen

>> No.19719618

spout encyclopedic knowledge of pokemon, as I know all of them plus relevant fun facts and multiple smogon builds for each

>> No.19719623

Protein powder shake and a can of flatulence in the form of beans

>> No.19719701

the only thing I eat on dates is pussy. only faggots cook or go to a restaurant to bond with someone.

>> No.19719704

My date is 2d so she doesn't have to eat and as such I will not be cooking.

>> No.19719747

Cowboy or Chicago Style Spaghetti. It's just noodles covered with chili and some cheese. It's delicious.

>> No.19719748

make a big pot of horrid soup out of all the ingredients

>> No.19719749

I ask her why she didn't bring the meal, useless ass bitch. I don't want to be with a woman who doesn't cook. Can't cook? Then she's for sex only and then get the fuck out of my house.

>> No.19719750

prison brick

>> No.19719759

break the ramen bricks up into breadcrumbs, combine with the beans and corn and chili and dice up the beef jerky, add the eggs as a binder, then glaze it with ketchup and pop it in the oven
Wa la, meatloaf

>> No.19720182

fried egg & cheese ramen

>> No.19720189

The hottest woman I've ever known loved eating just ramen and eggs. I still watch the vids she sent me on a regular basis.