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What are the most jewish foods imaginable?

>> No.19719582

Top thread mate

>> No.19719588

Bagels. They cost more than a comparable breadroll, yet use less dough because of le hole

>> No.19719592

Everything good is technically Jewish, because we enjoy all the good things.

>> No.19719593

>>19719588
Bagels are denser than bread. Or good ones should be, at least. Lighter bagels that are more like bread suck because they can't take as much cream cheese.

>> No.19719598

>>19719592
How about you enjoy this trip to thr camps

>> No.19719601

>>19719593
good bagel recipe?

>> No.19719604

ash cakes

>> No.19719605

>>19719598
The fuck is "thr camps"? Are you 12?

>> No.19719606

>hairy arms
>shaved pubes
why

>> No.19719607

>>19719605
Trans hormone replacement camps, duh stupid idiot.

>> No.19719612

>>19719601
I don't have one to share but any that are around 55% hydration or lower should be good. Higher than that and it's just bread.

>> No.19719633

>>19719612
Do you get your bagels blessed by a rabbi, or just the salt?

>> No.19719637

>>19719612
Usually the bread I make is too dry or its too sticky to knead by hand, I'm not sure what I am doing wrong.

>> No.19719649

>>19719633
All food made with love is blessed.

>>19719637
Get a digital kitchen scale so you can accurately weigh your ingredients and adjust until it's to your liking.

Dough benefits from a 15 minute rest after mixing before you start kneading if it's too sticky though.

>> No.19719661

>>19719649
yeah ive been trying to get into auto lyse, do you really need to not add the yeast at first or does it make no difference?

>> No.19719671

>>19719661
Doesn't make a difference, I always mix it in at the start and it turns out fine.

>> No.19719676

>>19719649
I hate using numbers, I want to get intuitively good with dough and not make it more fussy than other foods

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>>19719576
Everything this guy makes.

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>>19719576
not sure

>> No.19719814

>>19719576
grilled foreskins

>> No.19719823

Goyim foreskin, pineal glands and adrenochrome

>> No.19719826

>>19719823
Idiot. You forgot about blood libel.

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>>19719576
hairy forearms