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>already frying in a non-kitchen, which is dangerous
>tops them off with vomit chocolate

>> No.19709219

>>19709110
i would spill oil on my bed

>> No.19709223

>>19709129
kek

>> No.19709233

>>19709110
>>19709112
I wish this dumb bitch got kicked out of her dorm
Who the fucks "cooks" on a bed

>> No.19709252

>>19709233
>her
It's a dude

>> No.19709266

>>19709110
>Mr Beast
Instant lobotomy

>> No.19709334

>>19709110
>fried oreos
do Americans really?

>> No.19709350

>>19709116
Is this garbage?

>> No.19709372

>>19709350
No, that's their normal skin color

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>> No.19709391

>>19709374
holy based
hope this was at a hotel

>> No.19709397

>>19709233
>her
retard

>> No.19709399

>>19709374
>pouring oil directly down sink
based and NMP

>> No.19709434

>>19709374
I've never seen anything as based as this, just fucking WOW.

>> No.19709441

>>19709129
ahh, cremator chicken, a classic in the webm thread

>> No.19709442

>>19709374
americunts are truly disgusting

>> No.19709448

>>19709110
american gastronomy at it's finest

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>> No.19709480

>>19709110
Wouldn’t this make the smoke detector go off

>> No.19709499

>>19709110
Imagine the smell.

>> No.19709512

>>19709472
Why do soy boys smile like that?
I mean, it's commonly made fun of, but why do they do that?
It's not even a smile or a grin, it's just unhinging your jaw and opening it as much as possible.

>> No.19709534

>>19709374
what a fucking king.

>> No.19709545

>>19709374
Holy based

>> No.19709548

>>19709512
insecurity
they are self conscious and and mask it by not taking themselves seriously. theyre afraid to be themselves so they cope by playing some goofy caricature

>> No.19709554

>>19709391
good eye definitely looks like one, imagine the smell

>> No.19709561

>>19709554
>good eye definitely looks like one, imagine the smell
I hope he keeps penicillin in his hygiene bag, with his insulin.
There is no way in hell that guy isn't a diabetic.

>> No.19709588

>>19709125
that's a fairly small burger for an
no, you know what? i don't feel like it anymore

>> No.19709607

>>19709554
I just noticed the locked soap dispensers.

>> No.19709615

>>19709374
I was already laughing that he did this in a fucking hotel. Then he pours the oil down the drain, holy fucking kek.

>> No.19709621

>>19709512
It's a submissive trait that shows you're not threatening on trying to domineer. Used to be a common femine trait you'd see a lot when a woman speaks to a man she doesn't know very well (excessive open mouthed smiling and emoting) but now it's far more common in "men" like this and seems to be less common in women as they are subconsciously taking up a more dominant role to fill the void left by soyboys.

>> No.19709622

>>19709110
Are americans really so short on space they have to cook on their beds?

>> No.19709629

>>19709334
Yeah. Actually they're one of the better deep fried things you don't normally deep fry. I get them at the country and state fairs.

>> No.19709651

>>19709374
I love our country. This is why we're better than other places.

>> No.19709654

>>19709374
>>19709391
>>19709554
>>19709561
>>19709607
The best part of this dude was when his videos got posted to reddit on some snarky board, like Imthemaincharacter or StupidFood or some shit.
Anyway all the comments were just talking about unhygienic it is, but what it really did was get the hotel and ex-hotel workers to come write shit like
>Can't believe he'd do this in the sink those things are filthy. I used to clean for a hotel and we always just did a quick wipe even though standard practice was a deep cleanse
Or
>Wow those hotel trash cans FILTHY. When I worked at a hotel we just washed em out with water even though our managers told us to use soap and bleach cause of all the condoms
Like yeah the dude frying chicken in a hotel room is "bad" but all these retards openly admitting they refused to meet basic standards of cleanliness felt free to admit that they're lazy retards.

>> No.19709662

>>19709374
Based not my problem

>> No.19709704

>>19709350
He looks Filipino-adjacent and they have a cuisine called "pagpag" that is quite literally garbage. So it's quite possible.

>> No.19709712

>>19709472
You can see a brief, sorrowful glimpse of the human within before the soy phantoms take hold of his consciousness. Tragic. Terrifying.

>> No.19709760

>>19709233
I did. My pops one girlfriend was insufferable. Even though I'd clean the kitchen first and after, cook for the house, and my pop absolutely loves my cooking shed raise a stink about it so I bought an electric thing for my room and prepped on my computer desk and okay I actually cooked in the floor. Washed my dishes in the bathroom sink across the hall of my room. Glad I stuck it out now I'm in my house and will never have to deal with such poverty conditions again unless something tragic happens in the world. Course, it's also bs he lost that bitch after she threw an axe at him and found a new chick that also loves my cooking as much as he does. Too late dick in out he house now

>> No.19709778

>>19709704
>He looks Filipino-adjacent
Those are the most Indian looking Indians to ever redeem. They don't look remotely Southeast Asian.

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>>19709654
Worst we did was go and fill the trashcans and a couple other buckets we stole while adventuring with ice from the hotel machine and using that as a cooler. Course that was also the only time I was at a hotel in my life. Was a dysny one we bought a couple bottles and a case of beer, were back to the same store that same night that lady was still on her shift even asked us if we'd be okay on our second trip in there. I'm not a liqour guy but my best friend was getting married so long story short, I tried to buy cocain from some road workers (they acted offended but I'm sure they knew where to get it), we tried to find an alligator to wrestle or chill with whatever it'd turn out to be, I found out I wasn't supposed to carry whiskey into Disney when I broke it out with the other groomsmen and the worker informed me I wasn't supposed to have it so we finished it, and we robbed the hotel of these golf token things that are like solid brass or something heavy bastards. But they were asking for that, they were fastened with Phillips. Not even security bits. I think we stole like 10. I'll get a pic of the one I kept

>> No.19709802

>>19709110
>chocolate syrup on fried oreos

you sauce fags always ruin perfectly good food with your goyslop sauces.

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>>19709802
You can't stop us

>> No.19709838

>>19709374
vile subhuman

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>>19709110
Pic related would be better for dorm cooking.

>> No.19709919

>>19709778
Southeast Asians look like a mix between south and east Asians anyways.

>> No.19709921

>>19709110
She deserves a third degree burn and expulsion for doing this retarded shit

>> No.19709927

>>19709654
Sorry trash cans aren’t cleaned to the same standard as cooking equipment. Just think about how stupid you sound bitching about some subhuman’s motel trashcan not being up to cooking standards.

>> No.19709929

>>19709588
I do
>Typical American breakfast

>> No.19709942

>>19709654
Evolution shouldn't have been interrupted enough to let you be born

>> No.19709967

>>19709110
Made my stomach queazy, some people are like junkies they need more and more extreme shit like this

>> No.19709989

>>19709374
>pours the oil down the sink
I don't envy the janny that has to clean that up.

>> No.19710002

>>19709654
>felt free to admit that they're lazy retards
oh the humanity

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>>19709834
why should I stop you? You only disgust me with your copious need to drench everything you eat with sugary soybean oil based goyslop sauces. I just sit back and watch you people have the shits due to practically having a liquid diet.

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>>19709654
Do you jeep your trash clean enough to cook in lmao

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>> No.19710046

>>19710036
But how does he get out????

>> No.19710078

>>19709622
its a college dormitory. She is paying 60k a semester for that priviledge

>> No.19710095

>>19709654
you (that is to say the employer) get what you pay for

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>> No.19710113

>>19709802
This. I can't imagine how anyone would find that enhancing. The fried oreo would objectively be better by itself.

>> No.19710120

>>19709125
Is it just me or does that seem pretty light for the size? Only 13 pounds for that gigantic burger seems wrong

>> No.19710123

>>19709907
She can't even afford a regular tv.

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>> No.19710135

>>19710038
Wouldn't it stop if she stopped eating so much? Of course no wymyn would think of that but doesn't she meet a doctor for this if it's such a drag.

>> No.19710139

>>19710130
>Doesn't peel it before
Nasty bitch.

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>>19710135
She seems proud to be a human cow. She also says it's a medical condition so I'm not sure it has to do with the amount of grass she eats

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>>19710140
>lays down a wall of fire trapping the woman in the corner
>Mom run!
That lady was well done by the end of the night.

>> No.19710148

>>19710129
Who was the product designer on this, fucking Pinhead?

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>> No.19710183

>>19709334
>>19709967
Deep fried oreos are the pinnacle of foods you should only have at most once a year. A few from the fair during the autumn season is a nice treat, and won't hurt you if you're not a fat ass.

>> No.19710196

>>19710144
Granny couldn't source a fucking ceramic pot or something? It has to be a plastic bag? The Chinese are evolving but backwards.

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shlop shlop shlop

>> No.19710206

>>19709125
Is that from the kids meal section?

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delicious kebab

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>>19710225
wrong one. my webm folder is a mess

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>>19709704
>>19709116

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>>19710229
you do realize there are others posting here as well?

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>> No.19710235

>>19709233
I thought it was a woman also. Based on the pink appliances and the "food" being "cooked". Then i saw the hands
As a home cook i fucking hate any electric cooking appliance. But cant fault the guy living in a dorm>>19709233

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>> No.19710237

>>19709374
frying chicken in a fucking bucket, pouring the oil down the sink afterwards, that's based I gotta say

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>> No.19710239

>>19710017
Fucking bitch

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>> No.19710253

>>19710196
If she's homeless acquiring/carrying a plastic bag is more practical than a ceramic pot

>> No.19710255

>>19710205
Based and shlopilled

>> No.19710258

>>19710017
I would kill millions for her

>> No.19710264

>>19710130
I would kill billions for her

>> No.19710265

>>19709129
my fucking sides

>> No.19710267

>>19710253
Or, stay with me here, she could use that plastic bag to carry a little pot!
She's already got the other pot thing she kept the fish in, I'm sure she can handle one more.

>> No.19710269

>>19710158
Bargain bin goyslop girl. Ain't no Serena that's for sure

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>> No.19710286

>>19710123
women watches shit on their tiny laptops even when they can affort 200 inches TV

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>>19710038

>> No.19710317

>>19710229
Tekken 8 looking good

>> No.19710330

>>19710038
Luxury milk from the human cow.

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>>19709374
Based as fuck

>> No.19710336

>>19709110
This is culinary terrorism

>> No.19710343

>>19710038
Surely you could make a lot of money from that condition.

>> No.19710344

>>19710144
W-why not keep the fish in the bag and use the pot for cooking?

>> No.19710372

>>19710296
Heh

>> No.19710376

>>19709989
>Janny
You mean the plumber that's going to get 400 dollars for half an hours work?

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>> No.19710382

>>19709125
what kind of fuckin asshole thought this up

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>> No.19710394

>>19710038
she could have saved blizzard entertainment

>> No.19710400

>>19709548
Correct

>>19709621
Retard who needs to get outside

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>> No.19710410

>>19709512
Youtube thumbnails.

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>> No.19710441

>>19710239
hello incel

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>>19710414
Where did it go wrong bros

>> No.19710444

>>19710269
she's way hotter and cute too. You can have serena

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>>19710120
>No Fries
This kind of conspicuous overconsumption is truly End-Stage Amerilard Empire.
I used to joke several years ago about the Devil setting up a conglomerate company that pandered exclusively to the 7 deadly sins and was anmed after them:
>Lust=Strip club chain with in house adult book store and brothel.
>Gluttony=Massive all you can eat buffet and vomitorium
>Vainity=Ultra chic "Drive Through" plastic surgery
>Sloth=Mattress/ bedding store and Belphagorian worthless tech like Vac-Robots that SEEMS like it makes things easier to do, but really takes more time to set up, clean parts and actually use than just doing the thing normally would.
>Greed=Chain of Investment banks known for unscrupulous but not "Illegal" per se, practices
>Wrath=MMA arenas,(Tied to the investment banks)
>Envy=Social media cafe where purchase points are based off of online "Clout"
As I said...I USED to joke about it...now it's just too real.

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>> No.19710481

>>19710443
No! Noooooo!

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>>19710129
>wothless food torture device designed by Belphagor Enterprises™, LLC
Straight outta the bowels of the 3nd circle of hell.
>Yeah!, the outlet store is just down the lane, past the bend in the river Lethe, and next to the 6th pit of despair...Can't miss it!

>> No.19710506

>>19710400
dumb esl poster

>> No.19710521

>>19710235
nothing wrong with cooking in a dorm if he wasn't doing it on his fucking bed

>> No.19710525

>>19710479
I literally hate vegans

>> No.19710532

>>19710233
>checked
>Torched PVC elbow
Tastes just like they make 'em in East Palestine
That lil' bit of chemical aftertaste really makes it.

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>>19710243
EGGMAN!!
https://youtu.be/5x5NCDYB1Lc

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>>19710479
Dumb bitch doesn't know how to use the mandolin.

>> No.19710551

>>19709110
worst thing about this is the hershey's syrup

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>>19710479
Imagine the layers of filth under those nails.
Ya know the reason they have these? You'd think it's some kind of status flex about not having to do manual labor or something...
Nope. It's because they need them to scratch their scalps that they don't wash because of those weaves. If you ever see a black woman with a weave like that constantly "Bumping" her head with her hand, it's because their scalp is infected and they don't want to scratch it and make it "Flake out"
Truly disgusting.

>> No.19710566

>>19710443
I'm going to guess it was a series of events. Useless/absent father figure + tough-yet-attractive mother > male friends at a young age > a little experimentation here and there > a bad relationship with an obnoxious/abusive guy in highshool/college > a job in a coffee shop.
That's how you get baristas.

>> No.19710578

>>19710381
lol

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>>19710443
More to love.

>> No.19710598

>>19710594
She'll keep you warm in the winter, give you shade in the summer.

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>>19710017
classic

>> No.19710605

>>19710443
The pooner pipeline is real

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>>19710017

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>>19709374
jannies if you dont fix this fucking site so images and webms load I am going to bomb a public place and blame 4chan

>> No.19710633

>>19710139
Skin is the best part of the potato, turbo virgin.

>> No.19710636

>>19709110
The thumbnail looks like the usb is being plugged into a knee lol.

>> No.19710639

>>19710479
>wooden drumstick bone
cute

>> No.19710643

>>19710479
Punchable tummy

>> No.19710646

>>19710479
When I was a kid I had deepfried mushrooms and I didn't realize they weren't meat until someone told me.

>> No.19710649

>>19709760
>Too late dick in out he house now
What did xir mean by this
>>19709110
>dorm
These are the motherfuckers they're giving college degrees to now. Imagine this faggot getting a business degree and being the manager of a company

>> No.19710671

>>19710144
why does that plastic bag not melt?

>> No.19710679
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>>19710671

>> No.19710680

>>19710671
plastic bag made of fiberglass

>> No.19710688

>>19710679
So seriously, a thin plastic bag like that should melt or have holes burnt into.

>> No.19710691

>>19710649
He fucked his dad and turned him on to Ibiza and Montreal House music. Dude developed reverse vitiligo. If he weren't so happy, it would be kind of tragic.

>> No.19710695

>>19710671
the water keeps it cool

>> No.19710697

>>19709434
Based cooking chap

>> No.19710702

>>19710649
>He loves my cooking. Too late, dick, I'm out of the house now.

>> No.19710714

>>19710210
The biscuit should be about 50% the height that it currently is

>> No.19710715

>>19710144
ewww, the whole fish with scales, guts and shit
disgusting

>> No.19710718

>>19709907
>greenpan
>it's red
i'm sick of these god damned lies

>> No.19710721

>>19710296
lol

>> No.19710725
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>>19709907
>Greenpan
>It’s fucking red

>> No.19710731
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>>19709907
>greenpan

>main pan is red
>sun pan is black

>> No.19710733

>>19710532
good morning, rabbi
you shouldn't be working today

>> No.19710737

>>19710233
>coke fucks pepsi
>meat is made

>> No.19710740

>>19710243
still the oddest suicide method.

>> No.19710747

>>19710275
>chinese cooking wine
>it's just gutter oil

>> No.19710748

>>19709472
>Smiles normally
>The inner soi took possesion
The soi is stronger than his mind.

>> No.19710753
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>>19710234
Nick what have you done

>> No.19710754

>>19710624
Are you on Android?

>> No.19710756
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>>19710733
>OY VEY! MY KaBBHALAHCH Numbas!
I've been found out!

>> No.19710758

>>19710414
i want to fuck it.

>> No.19710763

>>19710479
mushrooms are not vegan since they are proven to have a neural network similar to that of mammals.

>> No.19710766

>>19709760
That sucks anon, I had a friend who grew up with a mom like that. It does me head in that people out there have to live in these conditions. I wish people could just chill and not throw tantrums over non issues.
Like bitch you're 2 months behind on rent and you have a yeast infection, where do you even find the bandwidth to abuse your son because he decides to cook some chicken wings?
Just hate that there are so many good people in awful situations like that.

>> No.19710768
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>>19710443
What grand architecture.

>> No.19710791

>>19710768
>spending money on the solidifying agent and bag to dispose the oil instead of just dumping it somewhere
why

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>>19710646
What you are saying is that you were a retarded kid?

>> No.19710808

>>19710791
If you do that in Japan you'll be ritually shamed in front of your whole neighbourhood and forced to commit sudoku.

>> No.19710811

>>19710236
>the heat of the mouth cooks the egg

>> No.19710831

>>19710808
desu as long as they're not boiling me in the oil it's worth the risk

>> No.19710835

>>19710264
This, but her included

>> No.19710868

>>19709712
>>19710748
>I....I- am not strong enou- HE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH. NONE OF YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH.

>> No.19710871

>>19709125
The most disgusting thing I have ever seen

>> No.19710904

>>19710624
It's crazy but sometimes these load and sometimes don't.

>> No.19710915

>>19710835
She'll probably take care of herself... with that dull ass knife.

>> No.19710918

>>19710389
Old blue eyes himself, the notorious BIG

>> No.19710937

>>19710389
God damn, I could go for some potato grids right about now

>> No.19710942

>>19710036
How did he get in?

>> No.19710955
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>> No.19710956
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>> No.19710972

>>19710633
Not of a sweet potato/yam

>> No.19711005

>>19710213
One of the very few reasons I think a gas stove would be nice

>> No.19711016

>>19710688
The water keeps it from heating past 100 celsius, so unless the plastic's melting point is under 100 celsius, it's fine.

>> No.19711023
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19711023

>>19709110
...jazz?

>> No.19711028

>>19710955
why yes i do love me some ashes and coal in my drinks.

>> No.19711036

>>19710768
just use solid fats??

>> No.19711046

>>19711016
>spoonfeeding a retard
retard

>> No.19711051

>>19710046
Takes a crane

>> No.19711054

>>19711046
Nothing wrong with educating someone ignorant. Knowing something someone else doesn't and then keeping that information to yourself doesn't make you better than them, just weird.

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>> No.19711120
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>> No.19711140

>>19709110
Fat weed smoking woman guaranteed

>> No.19711143

>>19710414
>both characters in exact same position in the frame
not kino
lrn2film

>> No.19711174

>>19710414
This is a chick isn't it

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>>19710718
>>19710725
>>19710731
Perhaps they painted him wrong. As a joke.

>> No.19711197

>>19709374
i can imagine replies to this would be quite different if the guy doing this wasn't white lol

>> No.19711203

>>19711174
Yes, but she fucks like a man.

>> No.19711206

>>19710414
Gib foid

>> No.19711221

>>19711046
>muh spoonfeeding
Retard

>> No.19711223

>>19709374
Does anyone know what kind of device this guy used in his sink french onion soup video to roast the onions? looked like a cool roaster but I can't find a mini spit online.

>> No.19711249

>>19710233
not that offensive desu

>> No.19711262

>>19710733
East Palestine is the town in Ohio that had a chemical spill you fucking retard

>> No.19711282

>>19709374
this is the kind of guy who throws car batteries into the ocean by the truckful.

>> No.19711285

>>19711120
Actually kind of a neat idea.

>> No.19711295

>>19710636
I'm very glad I'm not the only one who saw this

>> No.19711299

>>19709110
It looks like someone is pressing a usb into their knee.

>> No.19711302

>>19710205
nifty
why is human tongue so useless?

>> No.19711341
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>> No.19711359

>>19709116
i'd be worried about food poisoning obviously but i guarantee that stuff is delicious

>> No.19711363

>>19709125
america must be nuked. it's past time.

>> No.19711382

>>19710381
what an absolute masterpiece

>> No.19711408

>>19710017
I want the woman and the food
but im stuck here with left over curry which is just sauce at this point and no woman

>> No.19711411

>>19711120
Is that how head cheese is done?

>> No.19711426

>>19710768
This is brilliant
So many house fires start with a retard leaving a pot or pan full of old oil on the stove
10/10 would buy

>> No.19711448

>>19709654
Honestly, as someone who worked in housekeeping, that's not even the worst I've seen. It wasn't uncommon to find rooms totally trashed by meth heads for example.

>> No.19711450

>>19711046
trying WAY too hard to fit in

>> No.19711455

>>19709112
>>19709110
Do people really not recognize these as dropshipping ads?

>> No.19711461

>>19710144
They do this with gasoline too

>> No.19711468

>>19709112
Am I supposed to eat it cob and all?

>> No.19711539

>>19709374
>People do this shit to make $100 per 10 million views

>> No.19711543

>>19709512
It's called the fear grimace

>> No.19711544

>>19709654
What gets me it's if he wants wants to cook like that why not just stay in a hostel instead?
They specifically have kitchens for that purpose

>> No.19711555
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>>19711539
its not about the money, people become addicted to the dopamine hits from getting attention. Tiktok gives you a rush of exposure early so you become hooked on the validation then short you so you feel desperate and feel like you need to do something more extreme every time to get the numbers back up.

The algorithm also punishes this type of behaviour in China, they reward degenerate and subversive shit in the west for the lulz.

>> No.19711556

>>19710506
Nothing wrong with my English, you're just retarded and mindbroken.

>> No.19711577

>>19711295
Same, even after watching the webm and passing the thread several time.

>> No.19711583

>>19710805
>this is prestroke
I'd thought I'd seen every aspect of jack incompetence Holy fuck. Ive had several of those exact bottles and you literally have to be mentally retarded to think it would make an effective rolling pin. Jack's always clearly had a debilitating mental illness but he must've always had brain damage if he felt the bottle flexing and thought "yeah this is working fine".

>> No.19711592

>>19710956
Holy fuck this gives me anxiety.

>> No.19711597

>>19710942
>implying he ever leaves or arrives and wasn't born in his egg prison, cursed to forever make eggs to atone for crimes in a past life he does not recall and cannot comprehend

>> No.19711602

>>19711285
Until you realize that freezing and thawing peanut butter is retarded for any reason and the loss of quality/texture is not worth the seconds you think you're saving.
Only you aren't saving any time because any competent person could spread shit on bread faster than she cut through that semi frozen log.

>> No.19711604

>>19710754
its been happening to me on android and desktop

>> No.19711620

>>19710624
>>19711604
>>19710754
Hasn't happened to me on desktop but when it does happen on android then switching browsers or reinstalling the one it happens on fixes it.
But when it happens to me it's all media. Either it all loads or none of it does.
Hard to identify what the problem really is.

>> No.19711628

>>19710702
Fucking phone posters, I swear

>> No.19711633

>>19711113
>single oreo across 2 shakes

>> No.19711647

>>19709116

English food has come a long way

>> No.19711653

>>19711555
ah, street"food" at night, truly a mexican culture. btw what is up with those ice cream cones? how aren't they melting?

>> No.19711660

>>19709116
>not even a hint of a char
Die

>> No.19711661

>>19709654
>all these retards openly admitting they refused to meet basic standards of cleanliness felt free to admit that they're lazy retards

based

t. used to clean shit at a hotel too, it was my first and last minimum wage job

>> No.19711665

>>19710754
>>19711620
I only browse this site on desktop and it's been happening to me a lot too. Disabling image expansion in the settings helps somewhat for some reason; you still have images lag but it happens a lot less.

>> No.19711670

>>19710671
I'm guessing the water keeps it from going above 212F

>> No.19711674
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>>19710233
This is pretty clever but why couldn't you just form the meat into rolls with your hands?

>> No.19711684

>>19709110
>>19709112
Copying wawawa but no high ball. Shame.

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>> No.19711769

>>19711592
The fact that he speeds up when he gets down to the end. Dude must have mandolined his palm down to workbench precision flatness over the years.

>> No.19711788

>>19710017

I want a girlfriend exactly like her

>> No.19711795

>>19710222
JUST FUCKING STOP

>> No.19711831

>>19710805

the minute I saw what he was doing I realised it was Jack

>> No.19711842
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>>19711184

>> No.19711860

>>19711842
lol this is a joke, right?

>> No.19711865

>>19711860
I'm afraid it's not anon...

>> No.19711875

>>19710381
I thought calamari only had one eye

>> No.19711878

>>19710783
>>19710414
I love qts with short hair

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>>19709374

people doing this is why the country in general is turning 3rd world. all these people saying " based " dont realize the next people to use that room are going to have grease on everything they touch. these retards probably think its based when foreigners come and spread bed bugs in very hotel and do things like the webm as a everyday practice

>> No.19711888

>>19711769
That and he's not even doing it on a stable surface the fucking thing is wobbling up and down constantly. Absolute madman. For all the shit Indians get, they can achieve an unprecedented level of mastery when it comes to repetitive menial labor tasks.

>> No.19711895

>>19711888
If we could teach them to queue, they'd be a force to be reckoned with.

>> No.19711909

>>19711842
i can only see 1 and 4, and partially 2

>> No.19711926

>>19710038
I would have a morning glass of milk everyday if she was my wife

>> No.19711944

>>19711556
you are brown

>> No.19711949

>>19709374
>>19711197
>>19711880
This. If the guy was black or sometype of shitskin, these people would quickly jump into calling him the usual shit and sterotype. Although im not trying to sympathize with workers or hotel mangers, just think that this's third world behavior that trash people should be jailed for life for.

>> No.19711959

>>19711197
Only if he washed the chicken like the low iq melanin people do.

>> No.19711983

>>19709112
this shit is so disgusting, never put packages inside the same container you'll put your food in

>> No.19712021

>>19711023
lol, this is definitely something a man would do.

>> No.19712031

>>19711653
They could be colored marshmallows.

>> No.19712043

>>19710236
Two were not enough

>> No.19712177

>>19712043
I agree. This scene would be much better with more actors in frame.

>> No.19712184

>>19710210
This is one of those videos where you wish they would stop halfway through and it would be good. But still I would crush that. Goddamn I love breakfast biscuits.

>> No.19712185
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>> No.19712453

>>19710225
This webm radicalized me

>> No.19712475

>>19710229
I saw those sausage fingers and immediately knew it was sam hyde, the tryhard retardation just confirmed it

>> No.19712476

>>19709374
literally not his problem

>> No.19712486

>>19711842
Funny you edited 2 and 5

>> No.19712496

>>19712475
that's jujimufu

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>>19712486

>> No.19712515
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>> No.19712534

>>19712510
Women are so humerus sometimes.

>> No.19712540

>>19710671
the water quickly absorbs the heat through conduction and water takes an enourmous amount of energy to heat up so it can absorb a lot, you can use this boil water in a plastic bag, a plastic bottle, a balloon, etc.
Don't actually do this though, the only time boiling in plastic should be considered is in a survival situation where you are facing dehydration. I used to watch a lot of those "stuck on an island with nothing but my clothes" type of survival shows and this was a common technique when water needed to be boiled since you can find plastic bottles basically anywhere that has a beach

>> No.19712561
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>>19710243
He died from acute egg toxicity from doing that.

>> No.19712596

>>19712561
on top he missed the world record by half a second

>> No.19712620

>>19710275
>rub and marinate
gay
real pros put it in the instant pot with xiaoxing and five spice and water to get it perfectly juicy and then finish in the oven
the aluminum foil pocket really works though
also it doesnt need that much salt on top

>> No.19712625

>>19712561
Was his death eggcruciatingly painful?

>> No.19712632

>>19712625
eggsentialy, yes.

>> No.19712641

>>19712632
Poetry worthy of Ovid.

>> No.19712644

>>19711363
Is there something about this burger that offends Allah, Mohammad?

>> No.19712645

>>19709110
>that huge pack of oreos
>chocolate syrup on a fucking fried oreo
Do Americans...

>> No.19712657

>>19712632
Eggcellent.

>> No.19712713

>>19710475
I fucking hate vegans so much it's unreal

>> No.19712790

>>19711197
>people would react differently if the situation were different
You don't say

>> No.19712807
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>>19710234
im only 190lbs at 5'11" and i feel like i look like this

>> No.19712847

>>19709125

My first job was McDonalds. I used to make something like this after the breakfast/lunch crossover.

Times were good.

>> No.19712852

>>19711949
Subjunctive mood uses "were", not "was".

>> No.19712861

>>19711046
people knowing more things is better actually
the cure for being a retard is getting a clue, and sometimes they need to be given said clue

>> No.19712863

>>19710144

Mind bending savagery

>> No.19712922
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Anyone have the Gordon Ramsay grilled cheese webm?

>> No.19712955

>>19711120
>>19711285
not really, its much more time consuming and more work than just slapping PB and jam on bread

>> No.19713092

>>19709129
>holocluck

>> No.19713097
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>>19710942

>> No.19713343

>>19712561
Eggin' it up boss.

>> No.19713418
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>> No.19713529

>>19712807
I'm 6', 260, and I don't even look like that.

>> No.19713568

>>19712510
Female comedy really does begin and end with "haha pussy lol sex pls laff".
It's like that's all they know.

>> No.19713620

>>19711120
Food hacks never save time.

>> No.19713632

>>19711674
the golden brown gun

>> No.19713659

>>19709110
When I lived at my university we had a full kitchen in our dorm rooms.

>> No.19713681

>>19709654
that chicken was dropped in boiling oil, I don't think any dirty sink is going to do much

>> No.19713692

>>19710222
>>19710220
Anyone have the nasty latam noodle version of this?

>> No.19713702

>>19710763
mushrooms are fungi. they don't have neurons

>> No.19713888
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>>19709512
>>19709712
>>19710748
You're grown men, you shouldn't be afraid of fucking beans.

>> No.19713897

>>19710267
You are assuming clay pots are available to this woman when they are not.

>> No.19713914

>>19713897
She... literally pulls... the fish...
Yes.

>> No.19714058

>>19710205
HOW CAN HE SHLOP!

>> No.19714077 [DELETED] 

>>19713702
anon, I...

https://elifesciences.org/articles/04577

>> No.19714088

>>19711949
>Although im not trying to sympathize with workers
...why not?

>> No.19714158

>>19710748
lmao soyboy still saying soi