/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19707226]

What's your go-to dish at an Indian restaurant?
For me it's Saag Paneer.

[Anonymous No.19707248]

lamb biryani and peshwari naan
the peep show bit had me order peshwari naan as a curious joke but its legitimately fantastic with the cherries and coconut

[Anonymous No.19707263]

>>19707248
>lamb biryani
good option, I also go for vindaloo

[Anonymous No.19707272]

>>19707226
Chicken korma with pilau rice. Maybe a generic naan.

[Anonymous No.19707277]

>>19707226
Good morning

[Anonymous No.19707282]

>>19707277
Unironically the good morning meme has vastly improved my view of Indians.

[Anonymous No.19707284]

Lamb jalfrezi. I usually try a new place's saag paneer but it's rarely as good as I hope.
>>19707248
>cherries
naani

[Anonymous No.19707287]

>>19707272
Have you ever had fig korma? Still tends to have chicken in it and is literally just a better version.

[Anonymous No.19707291]

>>19707284
Yeah... the Indian restaurant in my town is fantastic, but it's Saag Paneer is trash. I got this picture from Google but it looks like this, no creaminess and that pure velvet bliss that it usually gives.
Good Saag Paneer is like nothing else in the world though.

[Anonymous No.19707293]

>>19707282
I always say good morning to every Indian person I see when I'm out walking my dog and they always seem really happy about it. It's their country now, might as well go native. I'm already growing a mustache.

[Anonymous No.19707296]

>>19707226
As someone who lives about 45 min outside Jackson Hole, I searched for that restaurant for far too long before realizing it's in fucking Australia.

[Anonymous No.19707297]

>>19707291
>Good Saag Paneer is like nothing else in the world though
The tits on the girl I was dating at 18 would beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.19707298]

>>19707297
Did you take her virginity? I miss when I had that too bro...

[Anonymous No.19707305]

>>19707298
We took each others. I've been dead on the inside since she left.

[Anonymous No.19707308]

>>19707305
Damn she was my second but I took her virginity. I severely regret not saving it till her and giving it away to the vapid slut who took it.

[Anonymous No.19707312]

If they have it, dosa. Dosa and idly fucks all day.

[Anonymous No.19707331]

>>19707312
How do make dosas at home? The Indian girls on youtube make it look so easy but I can't seem to make anything even halfway correct.

[Anonymous No.19707470]

Baingan Bharta, or Aloo Gobi, or palak paneer.
>>19707312
I've been going to a South Indian place recently and just trying the different dosas, which typically come with like 6-8 sides, and I have absolutely no clue what any of it is because they make different things every day.

[Anonymous No.19707502]

>>19707226
Palak paneer, Lamb biriyani, and a couple parathas.
I like most all of it as long as it is prepared according to western standards of cleanliness.
The only good Indian place around here got killed by the lockdowns, so none for me.
They used to have a buffet every day for lunch and dinner.
I only got to eat there 3 times, and I doubt that there will be another of anywhere near the same quality. You could actually see into the kitchen from the dining room,(there was a swinging door,) and the kitchen looked clean every time I went.
These days, I don't trust ANY restaurant anymore--

[Anonymous No.19708474]

I usually get a few things so I get a few meals worth of leftovers.

Samosa chaat, butter chicken (or lamb roganjosh), palak paneer (or baignan bartha), and vijayawada biryani.

If it’s a Hakka place I get chili chicken and Hakka noodles with egg.

[Anonymous No.19708599]

>>19708474
Holy based

[Anonymous No.19708887]

The menu for one of the best hot dog spot in my city. Which dog are you ordering cu/ck/'s?

[Anonymous No.19708922]

>>19708887
if i wanted to go whale mode
kielbasa pittsburgh style
bacon cheese fries
fried twinkie

[Anonymous No.19708925]

>>19707282

[Anonymous No.19708960]

>>19707226
Alu naan or garlic naan and either lamb biryani or chicken tikka masala, might be basic bitch but it's delicious so I don't care

[Anonymous No.19708986]

>>19707226
Lamb Saag.
But I like making saag paneer at home.
Paneer is fun to make

[Anonymous No.19709095]

>>19708887
I wouldn't mind an LA with an Italian Sausage.

[Anonymous No.19709260]

>>19707226
Indian, chinese and any other cuisine that relies as heavily on spices are all disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19709286]

>>19709260
retarded take, buddy

[Anonymous No.19709299]

>>19709260
t. baloney sandwich eater

[Anonymous No.19709421]

>>19707226
my go to dish at an indian restaurant is whatever gets me out of the indian restaurant as soon as possible, which is everything because it all creates diarrhea (and tastes like it too)

[Anonymous No.19709877]

lamb korma, butter chicken, or a vegetarian potato curry my favorite local indian restaurant has. and i always get the badami naan, which is cantaloupe and poppy seeds and sliced almonds. tandoori chicken is a close second, also i like getting extra rice with curry because it lasts way longer

[Anonymous No.19709896]

>>19707226
I'm a simple guy. Rajma or keema.
Also always go with a paratha: the butterier the better.

[Anonymous No.19709902]

>>19707502
Best film.

The layers of reject the blue rajah embodies are beyond great.

[Anonymous No.19710266]

>>19707226
>Butter chicken
It's for toddlers anon. Atleast have some tikka masala.

[Anonymous No.19710304]

all indian food looks like shit

[Anonymous No.19710305]

>>19707226
the joe rogan with goat

[Anonymous No.19710391]

>>19707291
The first saag paneer I had was incredible, but then that place closed and I've been chasing an impossible memory ever since.

[Anonymous No.19710528]

the one that looks like diarrhea

[Anonymous No.19711161]

>>19707226
you've never had dessert naan and it shows

[Anonymous No.19711567]

>>19707226
It's all the same shit. Same few herbs and spices in different ratios cooked into slop form. Can hardly be considered cuisine. It's food created from necessity and basic sustenance.

[Anonymous No.19711568]

>>19707282
t. poo in loo

It's easy to stay positive when your whole existence consists of fraud and deception. Never have to work a day in your life.

[Anonymous No.19711576]

>>19709286
How about you and your fellow Pakistani raiders fuck off back to Indiachan pal

[Anonymous No.19713332]

>>19707296
Laramie here, did the same. There is however a very good Indian restaurant here called Buffalo Indian.

>>19707226
I get the naan and lamb biryani every time, and usually a random extra dish just to try something new. It's all excellent.

[Anonymous No.19713336]

>>19707226
We have only one indian restaurant in town left because the rest hygiene closed down.
No joke. But they get along with stick of serving lots of small different portions of different food on metal plate and everything is vegetarian.
So your choices are yes or no when it comes to food.
If there is an indian here give me recipe to those cabbage deep fried something or I will sick british on you.

[Anonymous No.19713347]

>>19707291
yeah I know exactly what you mean
it looks too coarse and undercooked
local place looks like pic rel and is peak performance

[Anonymous No.19713540]

>>19707226
chicken madras.

[Anonymous No.19713587]

>>19713336
this? https://ministryofcurry.com/patta-gobhi-ki-sabzi/

[Anonymous No.19713608]

Mix kebab starter . Plain rice . Chicken jalfrezi and cheese Nan x 3

[Anonymous No.19714466]

>>19707226
SHAHI PANEER! I haven't been to a good Indian place since I moved from east coast to west coast. The shit here is like 2x as expensive and simply not as flavorful. The place where I used to live had a Sunday buffet that was so satisfying, sitting here hungry thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.19714468]

Enjoy your shit curry.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/660785/curry-chef-toilet-roll-bottom-hands