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19703808 No.19703808 [Reply] [Original]

Rate my pidzer

>> No.19703812

>>19703808
needs more dog vaginas on it

>> No.19703813

>>19703808
haha, ok, here is your (you)
disgusting

>> No.19703815

>>19703808
Needs clams. I give you a 1.35/10.

>> No.19703816

bleak

>> No.19703828

looks vile but probably taste good

>> No.19703829
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>>19703812
Bro look at these.

>> No.19703833

>>19703829
wrinkled scrotums

>> No.19703837

>>19703833
Those are clearly cookies.

>> No.19703839

>>19703813
I just know it looked like that so I thought it would make for a hilarious post

>>19703829
I don't know what's worse: that they look like dog pussy, or that they contain kimchi?

>> No.19703841

>>19703839
They're actually pretty tasty. A little salty, but good. It does feel a little weird to be eating food that looks exactly like a dog's vagina, so probably that.

>> No.19703843

i love baked crispy pepperoni/salami, when i have it i often just bake a batch and eat it by itself like chips

>> No.19703868

>>19703841
usually just makes me horny

>> No.19703896

>>19703868
Maaaaan. I see those pictures of the fried cow vagina and always wonder how I'd feel eating them.

>> No.19704025

Not enough salt.

>> No.19704114
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19704114

r8 mine

>> No.19704380

>>19703808
is that little caesars pidzer? how do I get a pidzer like that at little caesars?

>> No.19704398

>>19703808
How much did that thing cost? You must have ordered triple sausage and pepperoni to get it like that

>> No.19704400

>>19704114
8

>> No.19704551

>>19704114
is this cheese supposed to be of a fist shape, or is it coincidental?
looks proper tasty though

>> No.19704574

>>19704114
dough is too thick and not wide enough so the sauce and cheese has pooled in the center

dont mean to be mean but 4/10

luckily they're easy fixes. just get your down a lot thinner next time. if its fighting you, let it rest for 15 mins then stretch it out again. make sure the crust isnt as thick as you've got it

if you do that then the rest will fall into place

>> No.19705591

>>19704574
i mean i kinda prefer a thick crust but i can get where you're coming from

>> No.19705604

>>19703808
What the fuck is wrong with the images, none of them load

>> No.19705607

>>19703808
0/10
>>19704114
Low oven temperature/10

>> No.19705640

>>19703808
How much did the dog turds cost

>> No.19706409

>>19705640
Free. Just had to go to a dog park.

>> No.19707117
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>>19703808
looks like a gaping flesh wound

>> No.19708457

>>19704114
basil on the pizza after it's out of the oven, otherwise good

>> No.19708595

>>19703808
Hopefully the pizza I'm making tomorrow turns out better than that abomination

>> No.19708815

>>19707117
You should see a doctor immediately.

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>>19703808

>> No.19708820

>>19703837
>cookies
based degenerate furry

>> No.19708834

>>19703808
The pepperoni is the best part, but it's LC. 7/10.
>>19703812
>>>/an/

>> No.19710054

>>19708834
stop reading so much into anons' edgy troll jokes, you fucking newfag

>> No.19710065
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>>19710054
>edgy troll jokes

>> No.19710068

>>19710065
Is this what you call bait? Did you make a wrong turn at 9gag?

>> No.19710174

>>19704114
Not enough cheese/10. Except for that it looks decent.

>> No.19710291

>>19703808
Looks amazing in a drunk and cheap kind of way.
I want

>> No.19712287

>>19703808
bump

>> No.19712304
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>>19703808
Lemme show you guys some of my 'zas.

Pepperoni, sausage (sauteed in bacon fat), mushrooms, fresh basil & mozzarella.

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>>19712304
Don't know why the image flipped. I don't live in Australia or anything.

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>>19712309
Let's see if this works.

>> No.19712324
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>>19712317

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19712328

>>19712304
>>19712309
>>19712317

>> No.19712332

>>19712328
What's wrong with them?

>> No.19712338

>>19712332
Your obvious female like attention whoring qualities

>> No.19712340

>>19712338
You know, bud, if you don't have an actual complaint, you could've just said nothing.

>> No.19712353

>>19712340
>bud
pleb filter detected

>> No.19712397

>>19703808
no corn? 2/10

>> No.19712409

>>19703808
where did you get it? doesn't look like its from the US

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>>19703808
this is a shity reddit post

>> No.19712441

>>19704380
Ask for the old world pepperanae, get extra and have them bake it well done

>> No.19712443

>>19712304
>>19712309
>>19712317
>>19712324
fuck of coka kola shill. those are all frozen pizzas BTW who the fuck posts a digonrio in a pizza thread

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19712452

>>19703808
>Cardboard Box/10
Anon...WHY aren't you just making your own at this point??

>> No.19712456

>>19712443
>fuck of coka kola shill
What?

>those are all frozen pizzas BTW

Which brand did I use? Do they use the same group of toppings that I used for their individual pizzas?

>who the fuck posts a digonrio in a pizza thread
What's a "digonrio?"

>> No.19712458

>>19704114
>1000%/Edible
It looks good...I'll bet TASTES BETTER.
soooooo... Just came to gloat about your Pidzer oven?

>> No.19712462
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19712462

>>19712458
Pizza oven pizza looks better than that.

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>>19712462
>look at the BIG BRICK on Brad!!
Well..shidd!!
That looks great too...
*(I like my shit WELL-DONE)

>> No.19712478

>>19712462
**Also: What's in the Aquarium rescue unit?
https://youtu.be/i3mMgfxF8O0

>> No.19712495

>>19712478
A frog, two apple snails, and a female betta fish.

>> No.19712502

>>19712495
Verr nice!
What d'Ya cook your Pidzers in...
i mean WHat's yer process??
It really does look Amadezing.

>> No.19712507

>>19712462
The richest of the white trash in the neighborhood.

>> No.19712513
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>>19712502
I make the dough, let it ferment for 30h at room temp, ball it, and 6 hours later bake it.
The recipe is just standard Neapolitan pizza dough made with idy.
I made more today for my grandpa and extended family but they all have the tastes of children so I made BBQ chimkin pizza.
One skin broke because I started turning it too early so that one burned pretty badly.

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>>19712507
Hey man...Be a kind fucker--At least poast YOUR last homemede pie...
>Pre-emptive-"FAGGOT!"

>> No.19712523
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19712523

Drunken inspiration pizza, literally delicious.

Eating this shit out of this and watching The Big O

>> No.19712529

>>19712513
TY anon...
I've done 48 and 72hr ferments with varying results, but I only have an oven that goes to 550°F
>Dat Pidzer Potty Oben DOe
Anon...
ENVY.

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>>19712523
7.9/Edible
Would destroy that pie.

>> No.19712538

>>19712328
Fucking lost
Thanks anon

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19712544

>>19712538
>BLUEBERRY PIE....

>> No.19712547

>>19712462
Can I get a recipe anon? Looks good

>> No.19712550

>>19712518
Cheese under toppings, trust me

>> No.19712554

>>19712523
Sexy

>> No.19712556
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19712556

>>19712547
It's Neapolitan dough, the recipe is all the same, I use cal bal dough calculator

>> No.19712560

>>19712544
What movie is this?

>> No.19712573

>>19712556
Do you have a fancy pizza oven or what temp? Cooking stone?

>> No.19712583

>>19712573
See
>>19712513

>> No.19712588

>>19712550
Yep, there were.
>Tortilla brushed with EVOO
>Sauce--With added spices(Italian herbs blend)
>Sprinkle of Can "Parm"
>Sprinkle of Aldis Italian blend
>Artichoke Quarters, Olives, Yellow pepper
>MOAR cheese blend.
>Bake @ 400F for 11-13mins.
>Fuck $28 TRASH pidzers
i'll make my own TRASH thank you...

>> No.19712591

>>19712583
thanks anon

>> No.19712602

>>19712462
>>19712458
Just cook it on the grill. I've made many pizzas on a >700 F propane grill that came out great. No need to buy a several thousand dollar appliance that can only be used for one type of food. Why reinvent the wheel if the gas grill gets it done just as well?

>> No.19712609

>>19712602
It doesn't though and if you knew anything about Neapolitan pizza you wouldn't say it does just as good of a job.

>> No.19712611
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>>19712602
There's a certain something about a good oven though, anon.
Not saying you can't get some seriously 1337 results with a grill, but a wood fired caternary oven is a traditional, and AMAZING way to cook a LOT of different foods.
Why don't you share your process--GreenText-like?

>> No.19712612

>>19712609
>t. I got successfully marketed an expensive appliance and I feel the need to defend my bad decision to the death

>> No.19712618

>>19712612
Well... let's be FAIR here, anon.
I could build an excellent stone, wood-fired oven, with refractory bricks and all.. I have the training--But...These Pidzer ovens are perfectly serviceable, and get the job done FAST.
I really don't think it's a BAD decision.
Do you also do your own Transmission work for your car/Truck/SUV?
As long as anon isn't rubbing in the fact he can afford the nice/Convenient, but not retarded things in life, why be be bitter?

>> No.19712636

>>19712611
>First of all, make sure the goddamned grill is very clean. I don't want my pizza tasting like whatever else I cooked
>Max out all burners and keep the lid shut
>I prefer to use a steel sheet over a stone for better consistency on the bottom but let that heat up too
>Once the temp gauge is buried, wait a half hour
>Slide the pizza onto the stone/steel the same way you would with an oven
>Do this as fast as possible because the grill loses heat very quickly
>6 or 7 minutes in, try not to check it. If you must, just be very quick and minimal about it

>>19712618
>Do you also do your own Transmission work for your car/Truck/SUV?
No, but I fix most other things. An automatic transmission is one of the few things I will not try to service myself. I think the comparison you're making is a bit extreme. I simply think buying an expensive pizza oven that is built pretty much the same as a gas grill but with a much smaller capacity is like buying a rice cooker. Why would you buy a rice cooker if you have a stove, and a pot and don't have excessive brain damage?

>> No.19712651

>>19712636
>>First of all, make sure the goddamned grill is very clean. I don't want my pizza tasting like whatever else I cooke
YES.
>>Max out all burners and keep the lid shut
YES!*(Why can't I adjust FONT size here?seems sketch.)
>>I prefer to use a steel sheet over a stone for better consistency on the bottom but let that heat up too
>Once the temp gauge is buried, wait a half hour
>Slide the pizza onto the stone/steel the same way you would with an oven
>Do this as fast as possible because the grill loses heat very quickly
>6 or 7 minutes in, try not to check it. If you must, just be very quick and minimal about it
All Seems Quite Legit...
TY anon...Fucking EFFORTPOASTING on a SATURDAY NIGHT...
O
M
F
G.
Luv, Ya Bro--No Homo.

>> No.19712664

>>19712612
I literally don't care about it, it's less than a thousand dollars and I can bring it to my families house to make them fresh pizza or keep it in my garage and have pizza whenever I want.
No matter what cope you post about a grill I simply do not care because the results are not the same.

>> No.19712668

>>19712664
>I didn't get conned! I DIDN'T GET CONNED!!! Shut up shut up shut up!!!!!

>> No.19712674

>>19712668
My dude, comparing a pizza that cooks in 57-90 seconds to one that takes:
>6 or 7 minutes in, try not to check it. If you must, just be very quick and minimal about it
Is laughable

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>>19712674
>Saving four and a half to six minutes (and three seconds) is worth a niche appliance and I definitely didn't get marketed at

>> No.19712700

>>19712692
>being so smooth brained that you think Neapolitan pizza takes 6 or 7 min to cook
Look, it's okay to say you like different things but what I like isn't what you like nor are they the same thing.

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19712703

>>19712692
SHOW PIE ~or~STFU-F!

>> No.19712704

>>19712700
>smooth brained
we get it, you're dumb

>> No.19712705

>>19712700
>I-It's not the right pizza! Y-y-you're doing it wrong if you're not using the PizzaMaker 5000 (tm)!!! Everybody knows that!!!

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>>19712704

>> No.19712722

>>19712705
You're not fooling anyone..
You never had your parents pay out for the training for the machine that goes ><PING!!><
https://youtu.be/VQPIdZvoV4g

>> No.19712731

>>19712722
Oh my God you are overwhelmingly boring. The next thing you post at me better at least be entertaining. I'm willing to bet your far overpriced pizza oven is the only thing you ever have to talk about with people at parties. Nobody cares, and everybody thinks the same thing: "you paid for a second grill that can't be used as a grill but can only be used for pizza?"

Remember what I said: the next thing you post better be worth reading.

>> No.19712740

>>19712731
>only one person could possibly call me a faggot on 4chan
Lol, lmao even

>> No.19712745

>>19712740
Ok I gave you a chance and you blew it. Watch your tone!

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>>19712731
>I'm willing to bet your far overpriced pizza oven is the only thing you ever have to talk abou...
Holy shit! that wasn't even me...
Also, IDGAFF *(That's FLYING FUCK) about WHAT you like..
You may be the FAGGIEST B0t I eber mett.

>> No.19712756

>>19712740
>BASED ISSUE CONFUSER
LOLOLKEKEKEKZOZZZOZZZOOZZ!!E

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>> No.19712828

>>19712758
What a fucking champ.

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>>19703808
Looks like a newborn baby girls delicious pink asshole.

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>> No.19714336

>>19712452
pizza and fries, really? how fucking fat are you?

>> No.19714574

>>19714336
oh no not the heckin spuds with da pizza?
oh no no NO NO NO
I bet he didnt even use da matzarel!

>> No.19714605

>>19714574
It just really shows how little taste you have. Having a meal consist of mostly carbs is cringe, also crinckle fries are fucking dogshit

>> No.19714618

>>19713160
Wtf you just got Dr. P all over my screen.

>> No.19714957

>>19703808
Is that dog/cat shit on your pizza?

>> No.19715005

>>19704114
nice white power margherita

>> No.19715036

>>19703808
Look at that CUPPING

>> No.19715947

in school my buddy rodney saids "i hate cici's night after the football game! i only eat new york pizza from rays"

>> No.19715951

>>19715947
rodney eat pineapple pickle pistachio pzisa... oops i menat PAST

>> No.19717599

>>19715005
TPPD (total pineapple pizza death)

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19717613

How about this one?