/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19700020]

Foodgooning

[Anonymous No.19700025]

>>19700020
y'know, this really isn't THAT much food, an average person should be able to finish that fairly quickly. I mean, I wouldn't WANT to, but I could easily eat all of that within an hour.

[Anonymous No.19700082]

>>19700020
is it really that bad if you're starving

[Anonymous No.19700200]

>>19700020
"Food"

[Anonymous No.19700217]

>>19700025
Bob-posting? This late in the evening, anon?

[Anonymous No.19700410]

It's the drinks that really make this horrible

[Anonymous No.19700431]

>>19700410
would it be better to do the drinks first or last?

Or can you min max and dunk the burgers in the drinks to soften them up and slam them faster

[Anonymous No.19700443]

>>19700025
If you could drink all that fizzy shyte and think its ok then you have issues

[Anonymous No.19700464]

>>19700410
Fucking this so much their coke doesn’t even taste like coke anymore it’s literally just syrup mixed with tonic water

[Anonymous No.19700543]

>>19700410
Yeah according to the ingredients list the beef is just beef, the bread is just bread, and the fries are just potatoes fried in some heart-healthy oil. No preservatives, just 100% pure ingredients.

The real tragedy is that mcdonalds works so hard to provide these fresh, nutritious meals and they are constantly denigrated in the media and online. Literally look at their ingredients list and their patty is 100% beef and nothing else. These people are saints. They could load that patty with vegetable oil, preservatives, plastic, there's probably sawdust in there it's not like anyone would notice, but no 100% beef.

[Anonymous No.19700568]

>>19700543
>The bread is just bread

Doubtful but ok

>The fries are just potatoes

They're fried in a certain kind of oil, and they're a genetically modified potato, and they're loaded with salt

>beef is just beef

It's not high quality, it is hormone, grain fed antibiotic and steroided beef from unhappy cows

[Anonymous No.19700603]

>>19700568
>muh genetically modified
Doesn't matter. And they aren't potatoes. They are potato starch sticks. No fast food place makes fries from real potatoes.

[Anonymous No.19700617]

>>19700431
Drink them slowly over around 45 mins its healthier to spread the calories over a long time period

[Anonymous No.19700630]

>>19700568
Get one of their fries and leave it to one side for a few years. The thing stays the same. Theyre toxic
(I still eat them though)

[Anonymous No.19700672]

>>19700630
Haha, same. The burgers taste bad and I feel terrible after eating them but gosh darn it, I still eat them. Don't really know why, come to think of it. You'd think I wouldn't eat something that didn't taste all that good and that left me sick for hours after.

[Anonymous No.19700729]

>>19700603
not true at all, tinfoil-kun

[Anonymous No.19700754]

>>19700025
When you think about it he really isn’t wrong. Compared to typical food challenges an hour on this would be doable for most

[Anonymous No.19700778]

>>19700630
>Get one of their fries and leave it to one side for a few years. The thing stays the same
because they dry out before they can rot, I challenge you to find a french fry which doesn't do the same

[Anonymous No.19700843]

>>19700778
ok I will get a Mcdonalds fry and a generic supermarket one and try

[Anonymous No.19700852]

>>19700778
https://www.kidsnews.com.au/health/mcdonalds-burger-and-fries-still-fresh-after-10-years/news-story/879758af14c9ae701004184e82c9c1d3

You telling me that you think this is normal?

[Anonymous No.19700865]

>>19700852
yes, and you would too if you weren't a clueless reactionary

[Anonymous No.19701002]

>>19700865
Typical American, eats shyte full of chemicals and cornsyrup and then calls us clueless

[Anonymous No.19701076]

>>19701002
say what you like but you're the sped who can't comprehend why french fries don't rot like fresh fruit

[Anonymous No.19701081]

>>19700020
I used to look at these images and go "easy I can tackle that" and now the thought disgusts, even powering through 1 burger and nugget case. I literally love across McDonalds too rarely eat there since I've become a better cook.

[Anonymous No.19701122]

>>19701081
>. I literally love across McDonalds too rarely eat there since I've become a better cook.
What fucking sentence is that

[Anonymous No.19701238]

>>19700617
I wasen't talking about health, just thinking for the challenge if dumping like 80 oz of liquid in your gut when its already full would make you want to puke and fail or something

[Anonymous No.19701240]

>>19700630
>drop french fry in car
>clean car before i have a date
>its filled with mold and nasty af

[Anonymous No.19701275]

The burgers alone would be nearly 3000 calories.

[Anonymous No.19701281]

>>19700020
I could eat all that in 20 minutes for FREE

[Anonymous No.19701314]

>>19700020
I think I could finish that (without the drinks)

[Anonymous No.19701338]

>>19700630
I practice the theory that most preservatives are toxic. Humans are made of meat. If the chemical will preserve meat, it will preserve human meat, and we aren't built for that. See: nitrates slowly curing your guts from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.19701459]

>>19701338
>I practice the theory that most preservatives are toxic
if you have evidence, please provide it
if you have no evidence, you have no theory, you have an unsupported hypothesis, aka fuck all

[Anonymous No.19701602]

>>19700543
Based McDonald’s shill

Stay based king

[Anonymous No.19701660]

During the Holocaust a bunch of girls were bred like animals. Some were fattened and eaten. And used as meat to fatten the breedees. The ones who survived spoke so positively of the experience that it seems to be almost omitted from history.

Yet Nazis have a history of vegetarianism and veganism.

[Anonymous No.19701667]

>>19700020
The more I see it posted the more I realize I could definitely eat it all. I wouldn't want to, but it you paid me 2 thousands bucks or more ill definitely do it.

[Anonymous No.19701668]

>>19701338
Nitrites are literally in your saliva right now keeping your teeth clean

[Anonymous No.19701670]

Anyone who opposes cultured-meat being free, should be turned into meat.

[Anonymous No.19701695]

Someone figured out that the top right burger is a double but for the life of me I do not see two patties on there, just one.

[Anonymous No.19701698]

>>19700020

[Anonymous No.19701778]

>>19701660
This is what californians actually believe

[Anonymous No.19702103]

>>19701668
Not enough of them to cure meat, though your mom and i have been working on a saliva-cured sausage recipe... in my PANTS
In conclusion if you eat nitrate/nitrite cured meat or wine you're a big dummy who's gonna die of cancer, and this logic extends to all other preservatives.

[Anonymous No.19702155]

>>19702103