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19691615 No.19691615 [Reply] [Original]

The Elvis Presley Sandwich: grilled peanut butter, bacon, and banana.

>> No.19691654

I love banana with peanut butter but I could never imagine adding bacon to it

>> No.19691659

>>19691615
Do you wanna die on the shitter? Because this is how you die on the shitter

>> No.19691666

>>19691654
You really should try it, they go together really well. I advise not griddling your bread though, it makes it too oily. A nice soft bread is best imo, even if elvis would thrust his hips aggressively at me at the thought.

>> No.19691724

>Mam this is your son's school calling, we wanted to let you know that your son is a regular little elvis
Oh because he's such a talented musician?
>no mam we found him dead on the toilet

>> No.19691727

>>19691615
theres no proof elvis enjoyed this sandwhich. its retarded marketing jew lies

>> No.19691736

>>19691659
>>19691724
Kek the digestion trauma from a few of these must be something
>death on the toilet
A common occurrence it seems in the Land of the Lards

>> No.19691743

>>19691724
>no, because he's stealing from the blacks
>damn, that's one based kid

>> No.19691760

>>19691727
...elvis loaf?

>> No.19691766

>>19691615
Elvis was from the Balkans?

>> No.19691768

>>19691615
Elvis made it on a sub roll.

>> No.19691769

>>19691659
I think that years of opiates contributed as well

>> No.19691774

>>19691766
>bananas
>peanut butter
>balkans

>> No.19691801

>>19691774
Dunno nigga, this shit looks like banitsa with ayran to me...

>> No.19691995

>>19691766
Elviş Prezlic

>> No.19692737

>>19691659
I once shat to hard I passed out three times after I stood up from the can and had to call an ambulance

>> No.19692751

>>19691615
Do you think it's weird at all that no places offer this? Feel like you might see it at diners or something. But I never see it on the menu

>> No.19692791

>>19692737
drink more water. vagaling out sucks

>> No.19692793

>>19692737
kidney stone

>> No.19692798

>>19692737
Do Americans really?

>> No.19692825

for me, it's peanut butter and honey sandwiches

>> No.19694750

>>19691736
iirc one of the symptoms of a heart attack is a sudden urge to go take a shit, which is why so many people die on the toilet and why most public toilets have an alarm button near the wc

>> No.19694752

>>19694750
I have literally never in my life seen a bathroom with an alarm button in it in the US.

>> No.19694754

>>19692751
Culture is suppressed in the united states no matter where you go

>> No.19694766

>>19692751
Woah, that is weird.

>> No.19694775

>>19691666
thanks Satan

>> No.19694804
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>>19694750
elvis died on the shitter, because he had an impacted colon, about 30 pounds of shit, and had not taken a shit in 4 months. he died because he pushed so hard he cut off the blood supply to his heart.

the only places that have alarms in the shitters are in hospitals and nursing homes.

>> No.19694834

>>19691654
what you gotta do is fry the banana in the bacon grease

>> No.19695625

>>19691615
Literally had this for breakfast today

>> No.19695630

>>19692798
I'm from Singapore you moron

>> No.19695773

>>19692751
I've seen it on several menus in various states in the US.

>> No.19695962

>>19691659
Opiates cause constipation, it's generally thought he blew out a blood vessel on the toilet because he couldn't shit.

>> No.19695969

>>19691659
You had me at do you wanna die, the rest was just a bonus.

>> No.19696131 [DELETED] 

>>19691615
Looking at that makes me feel ill.

>> No.19696171
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>>19691615
Ive wanted to make myself one of these for years but know it will drastically reduce my lifespan every time I eat one. Should I do it bros?

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>>19691654
You sir need to become more raccoon-pilled.

And by that I mean more "whatever goes".

Like no... bacon isn't the most obvious thing to eat with banana + peanut butter, but you know, it's whatever. It's food. Just eat it

Become the raccoon

>> No.19696188

>>19696171
Meh. depends on the amount of peanut butter and amount of bacon. And mainly amount of bacon if we're being honest Lol.

Bread and banana really isn't that offensive, health-wise.

>> No.19696262

>>19696171
He looked like shit. He had everything he ever wanted and he still did drugs like an asshole. I wonder when did he think about given up on himself like that, while being rich and handsome. What a cocksucker.