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19686980 No.19686980 [Reply] [Original]

Well /ck/, what are you picking?

>> No.19686989

my nose

>> No.19687006

>>19686980
>no tatare
Dropped

>> No.19687008
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19687008

>D,E I want a chip barm with 3 battered sausage
>1,6
>D

>> No.19687010

Where is the tea?
I might not be British, but I don't see any fucking tea anywhere.

>> No.19687051
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>>19687010
The average chippy doesn't sell tea. Closest you'll get is probably a liptons ice tea in the fridge. If they have a restaurant part attached to the shop, they normally do tea and coffee though

>> No.19687053

>>19687010
Working class UKistanis use the word "tea" for the evening meal that in USica might be called "dinner" or "supper."

>> No.19687059

Haddie, curry sauce, Irn Bru. Guess where I'm from.

>> No.19687068

>>19687053
>Working class UKistanis use the word "tea" for the evening meal that in USica might be called "dinner" or "supper."
So in other words, Brits basically speak African-American Vernacular English, and not British-English or American-English. Good to know, and it's good to know that they are bunch of inbred fucktards.

>> No.19687110

>>19687068
You are not very smart.

>> No.19687181

>>19686980
B 5 A

>> No.19687198

>>19686980
B2E, without hesitation. Fries and Fish are great finger food, Gravy is a neat dip, and Dr Pepper is top tier soda across the globe.

>> No.19687235

>>19687110
stay mad bitch

>> No.19687262

>>19687235
I can't overstate how unbothered I am of you, ma'am. I just thought you should be aware that you are not very smart since, owing to your status as a not very smart lady, you might not be aware that you are not very smart.
And now you know. Or not. After all: you are not very smart.

>> No.19687272

>>19686980
I'm not ordering shit until the Brits knock off all that baby talk. Worse than American blacks with the slang

>> No.19687333

>>19687068
Tell me when a black American has ever referred to a meal as tea. The only tea most black people drink is sweet. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you just larping as an American?

>> No.19687335

>>19686980
C2C

>> No.19687347

>>19687272
AHAH chump can’t hang

>> No.19687350

>>19686980
Scampi and chips
Ketchup, salt an vinegar
Irn bru cuz I’ve never had it

>> No.19687459

B6B

>> No.19687490

>>19686980
B5A for me.
On a side note, are mushy peas like lentils in that they look disgusting but are actually not bad? Or do they just taste like... mushed peas with nothing on them?

>> No.19687496

>>19686980
plain, gravy, coke
i miss cafeteria fries
t. canadian

>> No.19687497

>>19686980
B6E, diet Dr. Pepper.

>> No.19687503

>>19686980
a5e

>> No.19687599

>>19686980
A6D

>> No.19687961

>>19687490
>Or do they just taste like... mushed peas with nothing on them?
It's British cuisine, wtf do you think?
>yes, they taste of nothing but peas and mush, often with added butter, salt and pepper and whatever flavour the food colourant might also bestow

>> No.19687991

It looks like the scampi and chips already come with peas, so I’ll get the curry sauce as my side. I’ll try the dandelion and burdock because that sounds interesting.
t. American tourist

>> No.19687995

>>19686980
F 6 C
should replace the plain chips with saveloy and chips

>> No.19688075

>>19686980
Its no wonder the UK is like the 2nd fattest real country after us

>> No.19688081

>>19686980
e
2
e

>> No.19688100

>>19686980
C3c
>>19687006
That’s a noncey southern thing

>> No.19688146

>>19686980
b2e gravy down the fry side

>> No.19688163

>make your perfect chippy tea
The limitations and lack of options on this image make it impossible to select my perfect chippy tea. Regardless, it would probably be fish and chips, mushy peas, ketchup, mayonnaise, salt and vinegar, and cold water for my drink (I hate carbonated drinks)

>> No.19688479

>>19687198
C2E for me browski, i hecking love meat pies

>> No.19688499
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19688499

I don't eat goy slop

>> No.19688539

>>19688499
this is the goyslop of websites

>> No.19688563

>>19686980
>what are you picking?
On you, you fat fuck.

>> No.19688570

Wait why is salt and vinegar an optional choice?
>B
>1 (and 6 but without vinegar)
>A
Aw yea, it's chippy tea time!

>> No.19688962

>>19686980
B 3 C is objectively the most kino selection and I will fucking fight anyone who says otherwise

>> No.19689007

>>19686989
fpbp

>> No.19689027

>>19686980
E-1-F

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>>19686980
B6D and B36D is the only correct answer of the choices, but I'd prefer a fucking beer, whoever made this chart is literally a drooling mongoloid.

>> No.19689707

>>19686980
B5E

Then I will be entering a food coma because FnC are like 2kcal by themselves.

>> No.19689711
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>>19687053
>Working class UKistanis use the word "tea" for the evening meal that in USica might be called "dinner" or "supper."
What do they call pic related then?

>> No.19689718

>>19689711
Mcdonald's

>> No.19689729

>>19689711
Cuppa

>> No.19689730
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>>19689718
and this

>> No.19689737

>>19686980
B-6-E

>> No.19689738

>>19686980
b6b

>> No.19689747

>>19689730
Gay cuppa.

>> No.19689783

>>19689711
Elevenses

>> No.19689821

>>19686980
B-1-F is my go-to. Sometimes go for a sausage instead.
>>19687350
Irn Bru is genuinely the worst soft drink I have ever tasted. It is like they took the chemical waste from making coca cola and made it it's own drink.

>> No.19690061

>>19686980
F6C for me.

>> No.19690072

>chip barm

I'll have a chip BUTTY, a pot of curry sauce and a coke thanks

>> No.19690092

B 1 water

>> No.19690291

>>19687053
Coincidentally, supper originally meant the soup course.

>> No.19690294

F5D. Would like to try a D’n’B sometime if the States ever import it

>> No.19690299

>>19686980
how is bong gravy?
the gravy in the picture looks really watery

>> No.19690309

>>19686980
Black pudding and chips, curry sauce, dr pepper

>> No.19691695

>>19686980
>fizzy vomito
what's that?

>> No.19691701

>>19686980
E5A probably
but you didn't make that easy

>> No.19692342

>>19686980
al tek vuh fooken lot

>> No.19692345 [DELETED] 

>>19686980
Why am I banned fr this board?

>> No.19692350

what the fuck is this really what bongs eat
who the fuck batters and deep fries a SAUSAGE

>> No.19692359

>>19686980
B 6 E

Although, I do like dipping my chips in HP sauce and prefer a cold pint with my fish and chips

>> No.19692387

>>19691695
Vimto is a soft drink first sold in Lancashire in the United Kingdom. It was first manufactured as a health tonic in cordial form, then decades later as a carbonated drink. It contains the juice of grapes, raspberries and blackcurrants (at a 3% concentration), flavoured with herbs and spices. The original recipe was invented in 1908 by John Noel Nichols. Nichols was born in Blackburn, England and educated at the then Blackburn Grammar School.

Both a still, dilutable version ("Vimto Cordial") and a carbonated premixed version ("Fizzy Vimto") are available in the UK. While Vimto has its origins in Northern England, it can now be found both nationally and internationally. The cordial version is more widely sold and is available in concentrate and ready-to-drink varieties. The cordial version was widely known for being suitable for vegans until Vimto decided to add vitamin D derived from sheep's wool in April 2021.[citation needed]

Vimto is also available in a slush variety alongside many other different Vimto confectionery products, such as Vimto bars, lollipops, Rip Rolls, candy sprays, and Jelly Babies.[citation needed]

Vimto is also available in a summer flavour, containing ingredients such as orange and apple, both of which are cordial products. Vimto was the UK's fastest-growing soft drinks brand by value in 2006 (as measured by Nielsen Corporation).[citation needed]

An alcoholic cocktail known as the Cheeky Vimto or "Crazy Vimto" is also drunk in the UK. However, Vimto is not an ingredient of this beverage, and the name comes from its resemblance to the original product; instead, it contains port and Blue WKD. There is also a variant of this cocktail called "Dirty Vimto" that replaces the port with Buckfast Tonic Wine.[citation needed]

>> No.19692416

>>19687068
The population density of Britain is far higher than that of the US, meaning Brits are far more likely to run into someone they aren't related to.

>> No.19692429

>>19692387
Take it from someone in the heartland of norf England, cheeky vimto is vimto and WKD.

>> No.19692910

>>19692429
You are incorrect.

>> No.19692953

>>19686980
B6D, accept no substitute

>> No.19692972

>>19686980
Sausage and chips, gravy, and dandelion soda!

>> No.19693075

>>19692429
WKD?
Wakanda?

>> No.19693106

>>19686980
C2A

>> No.19693120

>>19686980
A6E

>> No.19693160

B6A, the correct option.

>> No.19693198

>>19686980
E6F if those are my only options, but if I'm taking it home I'm having habanero hot sauce as the condiment and beer or cider to drink.

>> No.19693327

>>19686980
B6A all the way all day

>> No.19693359

>>19686980
Pie and chips with curry and an Irn Bru

>> No.19693362

>>19687059
Southside of Edinburgh?

>> No.19693366

>>19687068
They invented the language. Nobody there speaks it.

>> No.19693371

>>19693075
WKD vodka... basically spiked Gatorade.

>> No.19693410
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>>19686980
if i could choose anything, it would be steak and kidney pudding, gravy and dr pepper but out of these its

B6E

>> No.19693417

>>19689711
Second Breakfast

>> No.19693759

>>19687068
German humor

>> No.19693773

>>19686980
b5a

>> No.19693800

>>19686980
b
where's the hot sauce?
F if I can get one that isn't sugar free

>> No.19693810

>>19686980
At gunpoint, f3e. But I'd rather not, really.

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>>19686980
B2E
Fish and Chips, Gravy and a Dr Pepper.

>> No.19694532

>>19694525
why did you seek out this thread to bump

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19694696

>>19694532
Tell me what your perfect chippy meal is then I'll answer.

>> No.19694730

>>19686980
no tizer, shit chippy lad

>> No.19694884

>>19687181
Same

>> No.19694903

>>19686980
A2A.
Dont need more than mah chippies and gravy. Wash it down with a nice tasty coke brand coke.

>> No.19694938

>>19686980
B356B

>> No.19694965

>>19686980

Fish & chips, salt, vinegar and a Dr. Pepper please bossman

>> No.19694977

>>19688499
oh look, a pedo image poster has a bad opinion, colour me surprised.

>> No.19695618

>>19686980
B5A but i want mayo. fuck off

>> No.19695633

>>19686980
i truly hate Bongistan and everyone from there, if I had three nukes right now I'd use all 3 on Britain without a second thought.

>> No.19695642

>>19686980
Is chippy tea bong for lunch? Whatever I'll go with a fish n chips with salt and vinegar and a dr pepper.

>> No.19695651

>>19692429

No it isn't. That shit would be so weak and sugary it would sober you up.

>> No.19696540

>>19687068
Americans call the main mean an Entree

>> No.19696559

C - ONLY NON SEAFOOD THAT COMES WITH MUSHY PEAS AND CHIPS
1 - DUMP ALL OVER THE PIE
B - ALLAHU AKBAR

>> No.19697683

>>19687350
Irn Bru is unironically delicious. It's got that same artificial orange flavor you'd find in TicTacs or orange skittles, plus a bit of creaminess like those Fun Dip marshmallow flavored dipping sticks. Tart and high carbonation and caffeine. I wish they sold it more regularly here.

>> No.19699188

>>19686980
Pie, Peas, D&B
>t. American

>> No.19699203

>>19687350
Irn Bru sorta tastes like American cream soda. If you're from Latin america, it is identical to stuff like Inca Kola. I believe Inca Kola was even invented by a Scot immigrant to south america who was trying to replicate Irn Bru.

>> No.19699213

>>19692416
The UK is far older than the US and prior to the industrial revolution most people never left their village. It's a solid 2000 years of people living in towns of less than 500 people, compared to the US being populated by people from across Europe and settlers moving as the wind changes.
Bongs are far more inbred than any american is, it's basic probability.

>> No.19699224

>>19686980
E
2
C only because I’ve never heard of it

>> No.19699248

>>19692387
I believe Vimto is quite liked in the middle east.

>> No.19699254

E, 6, D
I'd pick chippy brown sauce if it was there, but I guess salt and vinegar is enough

>> No.19700092

>>19686980
B1A - where tf is the 7up?

>> No.19700134

How is that scampi