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my breakfast :3

>> No.19678986
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19678986

>>19678969
and these

>> No.19679092

>15mg
Are you a 12 year old girl?

>> No.19680187

>>19679092
higher doses make me jittery >.<

>> No.19680284

>taking drugs against adhd
>while drinking copious amounts of caffeine
>while consuming absolutely no nutrients
It's like you WANT to go to therapy in five years after your attempted suicide attempt
Start cooking decent meals with non-processed ingredients, you dolt.

>> No.19680303
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19680303

>>19678969
I work 12 hour shifts and the one thing I'll eat at work is very similar. Reign white gummy bear and a pack of crackers(captains wafers).

>> No.19680348

>>19678969
>15mg
I didn't even know there was anything other than the orange 40mg ones.
you are a bitch lol.

>> No.19680351

>>19678969
grim

>> No.19680367

>>19678969
cute

>> No.19680394

>>19678969
Are you a cute girl
If so, I will cook im exchange for hugs
If not, I will teach in exchange for friendship

>> No.19680427

why are adderal users so proud of being adderall users? almost as bad as girls who start smoking weed.

>> No.19680433

>>19680427
They think its a nerd cred thing to take legal meth for their marvel movie marathons

>> No.19680486

>>19680427
Attention. With women, the answer is ALWAYS "attention".

>> No.19680753

How do i get on adderall bros

>> No.19680763

>>19678969
Ywnbaw

>> No.19680776

>>19680753
Be 8-16 years old and stupid as shit, unable to perform basic tasks at school. Have dumb shit parents who don’t even think of trying to correct your behavior, but instead listen to the doctor who get’s paid for every new prescription he hands out.
Oh, and live in America obviously. Can’t believe ADHD is still classified as a disorder, what a joke reality.

>> No.19680779

>>19680776
t. failed normalfag who didn't even had adhd as excuse

>> No.19680885

>>19680779
Here’s another retard who’s proud of being stupid as shit

>> No.19680889

>>19680885
Oooohhh, you're a boomer. That explains a lot.

>> No.19680910

>>19680889
https://youtu.be/fVLGl_mV_iY?si=kt0HffDrEs2vg8vJ

>> No.19680916

>>19680910
Have one last (you) for the road, boomer.
Enjoy the last few decades of your life, hopefully knowing that everything you did will be all but forgotten within just mere years.

>> No.19680964

>>19680284
I have never had a suicidal thought in my life and I've been eating this way for half a decade
>>19680348
its too much!!! x3 >.<
>>19680394
yes
>>19680427
it was part of my breakfast. it was my Adderall breakfast.
>>19680763
too late :3
>>19680753
if you're in the USA tell a psychiatrist you can't focus on jack shit. or buy it off the darkweb
>>19680776
I went to Harvard

>> No.19680976

>>19680964
>yes
Offer still stands
If you want me to also teach you I'm gonna need something extra in the form of headpats

>> No.19680996

>>19680976
I can make basic stuff but I do need someone to teach me how to filet a fish...

>> No.19681005

>>19680996
>I can make basic stuff
Unwrapping crackers is not a cooking skill, anon...

>> No.19681016

>>19678969
I used to have a similar diet but my gf flushed most my adderall down the drain, leaving only 3 days worth. Fucking whore needed her neck rung. I had the worst headaches which stopped me from smacking her silly

>> No.19681047

>>19681005
I know how to dice an onion and mince garlic... I can whip up a meal no problem

>> No.19681052

>>19680303
I ate the white cheddar one during my shift today

>> No.19681062

>>19681047
Then why subject yourself to >>19678969???
At least make yourself a sandwich, a boal of oatmeal and berries or some soup (or allow me to make you something)...

>> No.19681242

>>19681062
I try to limit to ~1400 calories a day and crackers breakfast goes kinda crazy

>> No.19681296

Ah yes, what a surprise that this guy is on some ADHD medication. Perfectly explains why he has zero friends and posts here like it's his blog.

>> No.19681706

>>19681242
are you a recovering pig or something also lol cant cook and has adhd definitely a 18-20 year old tranny

>> No.19681718

>>19678969
Why did white monster become the tranny drink

>> No.19681731

>>19678969
don't you need to take amphetamines on an empty stomach to increase absorption and why the zero sugar? It is disgusting, get a regular one or a Red Bull like a normal person???

>> No.19681742

>>19678969
My pysch won't prescribe me adderall because it's too hard to get. :(

>> No.19681743

>>19680753
Fuck off. It's people like you that caused this shortage.

>> No.19681744

It's 3:15 am here and I'm making linguini with clam sauce

>> No.19681767

>>19681744
happy days!

>> No.19681770

>>19680753
you can go to an ADHD forum and ask does anyone living in x area know of some psychiatrists who prescribe adderall easily.

>> No.19681891

>>19681016
?

>> No.19681950

>>19681296
don't be mean I have at least 3 friends
>>19681706
280 at my heaviest, currently 220, goal 180 (tried other diets like keto and shit but calorie restriction has worked the best so far)
>>19681718
I alternate between pink and white monster like frank ocean
>>19681731
calorie restriction plus full sugar HFCS slop is even more zogged than sugar free. Bang's root beer is good though
>>19681742
get Vyvanse, that shit ruled. I only switched because my insurance stopped covering it

>> No.19681996

>>19681950
:/ 280 pounds on adderall its literally over my man wish u the best, the cutesie male/trans thing u have going on is just a really bad look imo especially since u were unironically 300 pounds obese male before, u will never get rid of that part of your personality/how people treated u fat tax for life when u lose weight u will have loose skin lol

>> No.19682002

>>19681950
>currently 220
>cute girl
lol.

>> No.19682129

>>19681996
280 was pre Adderall, got down to 240 before getting a script
>>19682002
I'm cowmoding!!

>> No.19682947

>>19681950
>get vyannse
I was switched to that and thankfully my insurance covers it. It should become available as a generic soon if not already. Either way I don't like how long it lasts for me. It makes it harder for me to sleep sometimes, and I still have an irregular sleeping pattern. Adderall felt more manageable.

>> No.19682955

So, you don't really need nutrients to survive then? It's all just min-maxing bullshit? People eating empty calories for decades are still alive.

>> No.19682998

>Adderall

Isn't there a massive shortage of adhd pills going on right now?

>> No.19683014

>>19678969
aren't those retarded ball jars super expensive

>> No.19683022

>>19682998
Depends, are they expensive enough to maintain the desired economic income for the producers? If not, they'll destroy supplies just like the french government buys and destroys wine to maintain prices.

>> No.19683030

>>19682998
Yes. The telemed thing that doctors were allowed to do because of covid made it easier for a lot of people to get prescribed adhd medication, especially those who don't actually have adhd, and adderall is the most popular one and also cheap. I've also heard the argument that a lot of parents finally saw how their kids act to learning in person and had them see a pysch.
The FDA limits how much adderall, and other schedule II drugs as far as I know, can be made and last I heard they weren't going to increase the limit.

>>19683022
That's not what's going on in this case.

>> No.19683052

>>19680486
Its not a woman. This is a tranny who probably takes the programmer socks meme seriously

>> No.19683094

>>19682955
Read up on scurvy, idiot.

>> No.19683120

>>19683094
So guzzle some sugar spiked orange juice once a blue moon. Solved.

>> No.19683128

>>19683120
I hope you're just shitposting and I'm not talking to an average American

>> No.19683133

>>19683128
Come up with something which isn't solved by one of the most common and otherwise unhealthy food in existence. Even picky spergs enjoy orange juice if it doesn't have pulp.

>> No.19683178
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>>19678969
>>19679092
>>19678986
These niggas eatin dexatrim

>> No.19683180

>>19683133
What? Am I talking to an AI?

>> No.19683190

>>19683180
Oh that sounds like a fun idea. Yes, let's say that you are so you'll never know if your (you)'s are just being fed into some AI bullshit. Will your replies decrease or increase if you believe such a thing is happening here?

>> No.19683192

>>19678969
im drinkin ice water from the exact big mason jar

>> No.19683195

>>19683190
Holy shit, I AM talking to an AI.
This shit's rad.
Let's test something: hydraulic engine.

>> No.19683198

>>19683195
I HATE PEOPLE OF COLOR BEEP BOOP

>> No.19683199

>>19683195
You have diverted course from a genuine discussion, nothing of value can be learned here anymore. Bye.

>> No.19683208

>>19683198
Tay?!

>> No.19683258

>>19681016
?

>> No.19684293

>>19683052
im actually a femboy. I program in Rust btw

>> No.19684497

>>19683199
>genuine discussion
lmao

>> No.19684519

>>19679092
why would you need more then 15? you so adhd that you forget a priori notions of space and time?

im a 175 lbs male and 15 is often too much for me unless I got like 2 3 hour tests in a day. often I function on 1 or 2 doses of 5mg.

>> No.19684780

There is no such thing as ADHD. Just move more.

>> No.19684785

>>19684780
There is no such thing as old age, just don't die.

>> No.19684791

There's no such thing as being gay. Just stop sucking dick.

>> No.19684797

CoreCore breakfast

>> No.19684814

>>19681016
!

>> No.19684840

>>19679092
Anyone know what the fat orange ones were? I think they were delayed but they were still strong as fuck, really fucked up my dopamine receptors for a while with them.

>> No.19684851

>>19680964
You're the milk-drinking, pizza eating, videogame-playing faggot who always posts his stupid fucking dinners. You didn't go to Harvard in your wildest dreams. The fact that your retarded daily threads generate any interest at all is a testament to the rapidly declining quality of /ck/ and this website in general.
There's nothing more pathetic than using an anonymous imageboard as your daily blog/social media equivalent. You clearly are social poison with no one IRL to give a fuck about you or your life.

>> No.19684880

>>19684785
imagine being this fat lmao

>> No.19685413

>>19684851
you're malding because you're lactose intolerant and didn't go to an ivy league. I got to hang out with David Hogg in my political activism course. stay mad I'm one of the premiere minds keeping /ck/ alive.

>> No.19685681

>>19685413
nta but you're funny. never stop posting your meals on /ck/

>> No.19685899

>>19678969
>adderall
>XR
Absolutely worthless.

>> No.19686014

>>19678969
Being an amphetamine addict isn't cool, Anon.

>> No.19686018

>>19680284
ADHD isn't real.

>> No.19686038

>>19685681
ty :3
>>19685899
works great for me!
>>19686014
It's legally prescribed! For my ADHD! It helps me write excellent code

>> No.19686044

>>19686038
Serious question: are you an Asian woman under 5' 5" with a boyfriend much taller than you?

>> No.19686051

>>19686044
What kind of cuck posting is this

>> No.19686066

>>19681743
don't hate the playa

>> No.19686078

>>19681743
it's the faggots at the FDA arbitrarily reducing the production limits of Adderall and generics that caused the shortage. they should learn to let people enjoy things
>>19686044
yes, how did you know?

>> No.19686079

>>19686051
I asked that because tiny Asian women usually act exactly like OP. They also exclusively date tall Aryans that are way out of their league.

>> No.19686081

>>19686079
You have no experience with any women

>> No.19686109

>>19686081
True :(

>> No.19686134

>>19686079
thank you for validating my gender!

>> No.19686284

>>19682955
i wouldn't bet on being the guy that smokes a cigar every day and lives to be 100

>> No.19686291
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19686291

>>19678969
Drink Monster you'll BE a monster.

I bought one yesterday and compared my cock to it, surprisingly relieved to know my cock is massive.

>> No.19686569

>>19686291
Huh, didn't realize they sold 200ml versions of Monster.

>> No.19686747

>>19686066
I will because he's just a drug addict.

>>19686078
Fuck you too junkie bitch.

>> No.19686857

>>19680394
Pretend he's a girl and sink your sausage into his pancake faggot

>> No.19688576

>>19686747
sounds like someone's cranky they can't get their Adderall! audit the fed.

>> No.19688869

>>19678969
the new keebler elf redesign is terrifying

>> No.19688883

>>19678969
you are on the verge of trooning. everything about your photo says so.

>> No.19689405

>>19688883
my 3 year HRT anniversary was last month actually :3

>> No.19689869

>>19678969
Attention seeking/10 sage in all fields

>> No.19689961

>>19689405
post bum

>> No.19690670

>>19689869
ok I'll bump the thread on your behalf then :3
>>19689961
last time I did in one of these threads I got a 72 hour ban from all boards >.<

>> No.19690694

>>19690670
imgur link butt

>> No.19690815

>>19678969
anon!! make rice for yourself at least, it's very easy! and it's more filling than crackers, but you can easily make it tastier!
>buy big bag of rice (dunno how much i'm not looking that shit up but you don't need to eat a lot of rice to be full, so the price is worth it)
>stovetop recipe cus i don't have a rice maker
>2 cups water per 1 cups rice, add salt to water
>let water boil
>immediately after water has boiled, add rice
>immediately turn heat to low
>leave to simmer for 15 min
>you can eat immediately, but for softer rice take off the heat after simmering and leave to sit for 5 min
hope this helps!

>> No.19691208

Waaait a minute
OP, you're not an actual girl? I have been lied to?
I demand butt pics as compensation

>> No.19691219

what would happen if you only drank cow milk. How long would you be able to live

>> No.19691222

The RP is strong in this thread