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Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:17:43 2023 No.19671580 [Reply] [Original]

How did the smash burger meme catch on? Do people really prefer drier paper thin bites of meat rather than a big thick juicy bite of a burger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:20:15 2023 No.19671586 File: 147 KB, 750x1000, o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19671580 Indeed. I like my burgers juicy and substantial.

>>	sage Mon Sep 4 14:20:32 2023 No.19671588 OP is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:23:55 2023 No.19671598 >>19671580 it's called the mallard reaction, you wouldn't get it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:45:10 2023 No.19671664 >>19671598 The mallard reaction occurs with thicker burgers too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:52:30 2023 No.19671680 >>19671598 You're a quack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:56:29 2023 No.19671692 >>19671580 Adam Kuban from seriouseats shilled it to sell his book

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:00:47 2023 No.19671701 File: 3.64 MB, 720x1280, 1687658533389.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19671598 Look at this mallard reaction. :D

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:00:51 2023 No.19671702 >>19671664 not to the same degree. a thick burger often tastes more like meatloaf than a burger. of course you can get the best of both with a flood burger, but that requires preparation in advance so no one makes them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:23:51 2023 No.19671758 >>19671580 >is that something popular that I don't understand?? >MEME MEME, IT'S A HECKIN MEEMEE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:26:11 2023 No.19671766 >>19671701 Look at him attempt to get love and affection back from a mindless beast who knows him as nothing but a food dispenser

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:34:49 2023 No.19671793 >>19671766 Thats a duck not your gf, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:38:13 2023 No.19671804 >>19671793 Doesn't mean she was never my girlfriend. How do you think I became so jaded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:46:31 2023 No.19671823 File: 156 KB, 547x423, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19671598 >>19671664

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:57:04 2023 No.19671857 File: 21 KB, 400x400, Wh4wmoqF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19671598 >>19671664

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:00:39 2023 No.19671867

>>19671580
Never had one until I saw Mr. Beast burger show up on doordash like a year ago. Never even heard of Mr beast but I tried it. Absolute garbage. The burger, fries, toppings etc. Worst so-called burger ever. I will never eat another smash burger willingly

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:07:08 2023 No.19671880 >>19671867 >Mr. Beast burger >Absolute garbage. seems obvious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:12:14 2023 No.19671896 >>19671880 I had never heard of the burgers or the guy so I thought I'd try something new. One of the biggest wastes of money ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:12:35 2023 No.19671898 It might be a strategy from chain restaurants to sneak more sneed oils and so'y protein breading into the burger to reduce meat costs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:14:25 2023 No.19671902 >>19671580 I wish I could comment but the truth is I've never had a proper smash burger. Places like Shake Shack have them right? There's one about an hr away from me, if I'm near there I may try it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:15:27 2023 No.19671907 >>19671580 They were different and new for most people and no fast food place has juicy burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:10:42 2023 No.19672066 File: 178 KB, 1440x1446, 1657283009941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19671701 More like muscovy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:13:00 2023 No.19672075 >>19671766 Kami and I are best friends. Ducks can be friends.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:15:11 2023 No.19672082

my brother in law made "smash burger" on the griddle, but my sister just fuckin mixed the ground meat with breadcrumbs and bbq sauce buncha spices and turned them into tiny patties. And the griddle was right next to the patio door, on the little fucking 4x6 deck (with 2 other grills, but he's too dumb to even use one at the time), so everyone was in the fucking way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:24:38 2023 No.19672132 >>19671580 My issue with a thick burger is when you bite in it splatters, retains way too much moisture then soaks the rest of the condiments

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:27:38 2023 No.19672141 >>19671701 That's a muscovy duck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:30:20 2023 No.19672150 File: 11 KB, 345x146, mettbrötchen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >roasting the meat at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:30:38 2023 No.19672151 >>19671701 I miss feeding the park ducks :( Somebody pulled an Alex Jones on them.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:44:53 2023 No.19672201
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>>19672141
I checked and misread the thing. All domestic ducks are descendants of mallards, but muscovy are not. :[

>>19672151
That's my neighbors duck and I can go say hi whenever I want. :D I picked him up a couple times, and he hissed at me in return.
You can steal ducks from the park if they are non-native just so you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:45:47 2023 No.19672206 File: 52 KB, 705x500, 31594550_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19671580 Seems like a way to sell less for more with the prices I see them at. Nothing wrong with the idea though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:48:42 2023 No.19672215 File: 2.76 MB, 200x286, 200w.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19672201 Lucky man. If I can ever get some land the first thing I'm doing is digging a pond and getting some duck frens

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:08:22 2023 No.19672276

Zoomers will literally take anything their Ragusas or Babishes tell them and treat it like gospel, and then EXPLAIN IT BACK TO YOU when you try to explain to them that they have no clue what they're talking about and are just falling for a meme. That said, it's not like smashburgers are really that big of a thing irl. It's mostly just on the internet - like pretending to not like pineapple on pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:10:45 2023 No.19672282 File: 2.60 MB, 720x1280, 1693850893474.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19672215 Good idea. Indian runnera don't really need water to be happy if you can't get a pool and they're based ducks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:14:10 2023 No.19672301 File: 216 KB, 721x536, mDQGOuIp9ME2qPIesLuI_duck6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19672282 Runners are what I was planning on, yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:20:08 2023 No.19672322 >>19671701 heh :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:25:01 2023 No.19672335 >>19671702 >a thick burger often tastes more like meatloaf than a burger. This. If I wanted meatloaf I would have had meatloaf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:02:58 2023 No.19672871 >>19671580 Alocholics and their kids

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:12:58 2023 No.19672908 >>19671580 i made smash burgers for the first time last week. i ended up eating nothing but smash burgers for 3 days straight. it was so fucking good. thick patties just arent as good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:14:05 2023 No.19673128 >>19671580 >a big thick juicy bite of a burger gross. there's no need for a burger to be a fucking wet skyscraper. smashburgers mog across the board

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:17:39 2023 No.19673143 >>19671580 Both are good, but it's easier to cook a smash burger right than it is to cook a thin one.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 23:20:28 2023 No.19673330

>>19671580
intentional social engineering to condition the lower classes to consume less meat, lower quality meat, and prefer something thinner thats easier to replace with meat-substitutes because the majority of the flavor you are consuming comes from the char/spices and not the meat itself.

i hate the antichrist.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 23:25:45 2023 No.19673345

>>19671580
Since nobody has given you the answer yet... both are good but only one is capable of being made by literal burger flipping retards and it's the smashburger. Unless you're making it yourself or looking to pay actual cook money big and juicy just isn't plausible.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 23:29:56 2023 No.19673357

My mother told me she was making "smashburgers" because I assume facebook or youtube got her excited about it and I ate them and they were just the same thick hamburgers she made my whole life, she just got facebook hypnotized by the word and didn't understand the actual motivating principle of thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 23:31:05 2023 No.19673360 >>19673330 >condition the lower classes to consume less meat a real smash burger is 2 patties with bacon (patties cooked in the bacon grease, not added oil)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:12:02 2023 No.19673501 >>19671598 I think what you are referring to is technically called the seared bite

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:16:10 2023 No.19673515 >>19673360 >a real smash burger is 2 patties with bacon (patties cooked in the bacon grease, not added oil) Ack shoe uh lee, a real hamburger is a 1/2 pound of ham in between a hamburger bun with bacon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:22:14 2023 No.19673526 >>19671702 That's the strangest, ugliest-looking Kenji recipe I've ever seen. He's never led me astray before but this time I'm dubious.

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:25:14 2023 No.19673535

>>19673128
>there's no need for a burger to be a fucking wet skyscraper
>>19673360
>patties cooked in the bacon grease, not added oil

It's shit like this that convinces me again and again that most people here who defend smash burgers have never cooked a burger in their life and have no idea what they're talking about.

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:25:50 2023 No.19673536

>>19673526
Thinking about it some more, if you're going to do the "flood burger", why not mix the juices with egg yolk, a touch of cream, and bread crumbs, and make it a basically a meatloaf/smash burger burger. You'd still retain the juices, you'd get extra flavor from the egg yolk, it wouldn't leak out everywhere horribly like the titular flood, and if you're poor you can add more bread crumbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:26:57 2023 No.19673541 >>19673535 Have you never cooked a burger with bacon fat? It's tasty with normal burgers too, not just smashed burgers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:27:36 2023 No.19673543 >>19673535 Guy, two strips of bacon is enough for 2 patties

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:39:56 2023 No.19673573 >>19671701 shiiettttt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 04:25:50 2023 No.19674272 >>19671580 >smash burger meme catch on Smash burgers have been a thing way before your pansy ass was even born.

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 04:30:35 2023 No.19674288

>>19671664
>want to eat 180gr of meat worth of burger
>eat 1 180gr burger rareish which can be nice but is also dangerous
>eat 3 60gr burger for maximum crunchyness and umami
>eat some shitty overdone 50% sawdust 25% fat overpriced fast food burger
Life is made of choices like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 05:22:49 2023 No.19674426 >>19671580 >smashburger has existed before history was penned >catch on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 05:28:12 2023 No.19674437 >>19671580 They're actually pretty tasty, but it hurts my soul to see that much fat come out of a burger, so I don't make it at home. Also, I don't have a fan that vents outside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 05:33:08 2023 No.19674446 >>19674437 >fat come out pan isn't hot enough and burger isn't making strong enough contact with the pan either

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