Why are Italians okay when Japan does it?

[Anonymous No.19666254]

[Anonymous No.19666256]

>>19666254
they aren't

[Anonymous No.19666264]

asians shouldn't attempt to make food with cheese, it just becomes an abomination

[Anonymous No.19666272]

>>19666254
we aren't, unless it's one of those very autistic japanese people that comes to study how to make pizza in Naples

[Anonymous No.19666284]

>>19666264
Koreans are starting to get it. Cheesy Korean noodles are nice.

[Anonymous No.19666294]

>>19666272
his pizza looks really nice id love to try it

[Anonymous No.19666363]

Italians put fries and hot dogs on their pizza. Why the fuck should you care what they think?

[Anonymous No.19666372]

>>19666363
This
Countries kvetch about food being 'authentic' while making absolute monstrosities themselves. Food being 'authentic' is the gayest shit to obsess over on Earth.

[Anonymous No.19666427]

>>19666254
Italians never forgave the US for inventing pizza and for yanking them kicking and screaming from fascism.

[Anonymous No.19666440]

>>19666372
Not to mention authentic Italian pizza is inferior to its derivatives

[Anonymous No.19666523]

>>19666254
we put meat on pizza here, nobody complained about your peperoni pizza, this is only in the mind of the poor guy who created this meme.
we call it salame, peperoni here is bell pepper

[Anonymous No.19666535]

>>19666440
Unironically true

[Anonymous No.19666536]

>>19666372
Pizza is already a monstrosity

[Anonymous No.19666538]

>>19666284
fuck your mother

[Anonymous No.19666558]

I wanted to get a dominos pizza in japan, the hook was it had 1 kilo of cheese on it
but it also cost $30

[Anonymous No.19666567]

>>19666372
authentic mexican food is good

[Anonymous No.19666915]

>>19666535
I wasn't baiting, I truly believe that.

[Anonymous No.19666947]

>>19666254
no one like japanese pizza retard

[Anonymous No.19666980]

>>19666254
first I've heard of that

[Anonymous No.19667023]

>>19666254
Npcs will literally worship anything as long as its Japanese no matter the actual quality or whether it was stolen from somewhere else

[Anonymous No.19667059]

>>19666363
if you are gonna do some shit like that, the kebab pizza the swedes do looks miles better

[Anonymous No.19667064]

>>19667023
The quality is fine, it’s mainly knowing it’s made by someone who has to meet a standard and cares. Not like in the west where they hire retards who don’t give a shit and don’t even understand the language.

[Anonymous No.19667101]

>>19667064
I really want to say your wrong but you see the slobs on the line at general motors and compare them to the ones at Toyota plants in Japan and you see an immediate difference
What we should take out of their book is having pride in your work

[Anonymous No.19667108]

>>19666272
>unless it's one of those very autistic Japanese people who come to study how to make pizza in America

FTFY

Lets be honest here, Americans make the best pizzas as we pretty much invented them, despite them being theoretically "Italian".

[Anonymous No.19667112]

>>19666254
Japanese women are more desirable than American women.

[Anonymous No.19667375]

>>19666538
I prefer to watch could you do it for me?

[Anonymous No.19667804]

>>19666272
this one is HAPA though, there's tomato sauce in his blood

[Anonymous No.19667808]

>>19666363
>>19667059
The best combo is fries and porchetta.

[Anonymous No.19667828]

>>19666272
don't they have youtube? lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBgs02hPeFM

[Anonymous No.19667842]

>>19666254
E*ropeans always scoff at Americans no matter what, it's just prejudice

[Anonymous No.19667847]

>>19666254
i don't think i've ever heard of nor seen an italian mention japan or anything japanese before. i doubt the average italian gives a shit about pizza really

[Anonymous No.19667850]

>>19666536
it's just bread cheese and tomato sauce. you'd have to be one supremely autistic contrarian to act like pizza is some sort of heretical travesty

[Anonymous No.19667863]

>>19666254
I'm italian and... wtf is that shit on the bottom, they didn't even bother to remove the shells

[Anonymous No.19667899]

>>19667064
yeah bro japanese wage slaves wake up every day and look forward to wasting their lives doing trivial shit like making pizza unlike lazy gaijin, that's why their suicide rates are so low and japanese man are the happiest on the planet it's because they care about doing menial garbage

[Anonymous No.19667958]

>>19667804
nah, Neapolitans gave him a Italian name either as a sign of respect or because they couldn't bother learning to pronounce his japanese name

[Anonymous No.19667962]

>>19666254
They have a secret alliance

[Anonymous No.19668013]

>>19666284
Koreans have their heads too far up their own asses to 'get' anything.

[Anonymous No.19668020]

>>19666363
This shit fucking rocks though

[Anonymous No.19668023]

>>19667863
Dogwhistle for WW2, the only country that lost so hard it transitioned

[Anonymous No.19668031]

>>19666254
Even larger mouth for Pizza, Sweden.

[Anonymous No.19668067]

>>19666254
Pizza in Japan is genuinely awful. If you're lucky you'll get a limp dick California Pizza Kitchen tier Margarita pizza.

[Anonymous No.19668071]

>>19668031
someone pooped in your lemonade

[Anonymous No.19668075]

>>19668067
Pizza is literally the polar opposite of Japanese cuisine and they fucking hate it and hate you for making them serve it

[Anonymous No.19668080]

>>19668031
>Poke bowl
>Coleslaw
>Lingon cilantro mushroom pizza
Ay this is gay af, here's a real Swedish Pizza

[Anonymous No.19668178]

>>19668031
Never seen those pizzas in Sweden, you usually only see beef + fries, pineapple + ham, banana + curry, or kebab + 2 liters of cum sauce here.
Looks like a hello fresh image honestly

[Anonymous No.19668254]

>these poor souls don't know about Swedish pizza

[Anonymous No.19668259]

why hasn't brazil (the kings of pizza) been mentioned yet?

[Anonymous No.19668262]

>>19667108
Amerilard muttoid cope will never not be funny

[Anonymous No.19668269]

>>19666272
>study pizza
why though? any competent cook can get close to a decent pizza by guessing. ingredients are cheap. just experiment until its right.

[Anonymous No.19668271]

>>19667899
Usa has worst suicide rates than japan (along with the worst crime stats of the entire "first world") . But its eastern europe and south africa. who has been topping the suicide charts for a long time

[Anonymous No.19668277]

>>19668271
>along with the worst crime stats of the entire "first world"
Please cool it with the racism

[Anonymous No.19668285]

>>19668178
>>19668254
what the fuck? swedish people don't know what the fuck a banana is. why would you put a banana on a pizza? that looks like a plantain

[Anonymous No.19668287]

italians love to put seashells in their pasta so of course its okay on pizza

[Anonymous No.19668322]

>>19666254
The axis still holds strong

[Anonymous No.19668355]

>>19668277
Le 56%

[Anonymous No.19668367]

>>19668031
i would eat every bite of that autistic euro hipsterslop with a huge grin on my face

[Anonymous No.19668378]

>>19666272
>Pasquale makishima

DIOS MIO, ES EL HIBRIDO TERRONE-JAPONÈS

[Anonymous No.19668384]

>>19666272
That's a nice looking pizza

[Anonymous No.19668541]

>>19668271
japan learned how to cope with their miserable lives by marrying anime lolis

koreans need to take measure, considering how even more stressful they are

[Anonymous No.19668903]

>>19666363
Pastasisters, our response?...

[Anonymous No.19669049]

>>19667108
>the deep dish 56% "pizza"

[Anonymous No.19669584]

Because there aren't any Japs gloating about Nagoya pizza being the best in the world.
Or how you need Kyoto water to make pizza dough.

[Anonymous No.19669598]

>>19668541
both koreas are souless dystopias. Pretty fucked stuff

[Anonymous No.19669604]

>>19666254
they are not. japan and Italy have always been at culinary war

[Anonymous No.19669787]

inedible shells on pizza seems super inconvenient. that's like topping pudding with shelled pistachios

[Anonymous No.19670023]

>>19668013
I like korean media content, best asian media content by far, anime is by and large cringe. Korea actually makes decent movies.

[Anonymous No.19670031]

>>19666536
Your mom is fantastic at warming my dick.

[Anonymous No.19670033]

>>19670023
korean entertainment is terrible, everything feels written by algorythms and everyone looks like robots made of plastic

[Anonymous No.19670034]

>>19669604
They should be more like me. When I was poor I made ramen and yakisoba with spaghetti noodles.

[Anonymous No.19670044]

>>19668269
Did you gloss over where he said "very autistic"?

[Anonymous No.19670075]

>>19670033
>everything feels written by algorythms
I disagree but maybe it is just them giving a shit about doing movies right and not trying to make artsy fartsy puke because particularly I commend koreans on their ability to make a watchable foreign film

[Anonymous No.19670079]

>>19670075
On this note I will say Chinese media is improving but it is sooo nationalistic

[Anonymous No.19670081]

>>19670075
>OMG YOU GUYS I LOVED TRAIN TO BUSAN

[Anonymous No.19670089]

>>19669787
a lot of professional chefs leave shells in when a dish has clams or something in it. it's completely retarded and only there for presentation purposes. it is absolutely a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.19670096]

>>19670075
>giving a shit about doing movies right
right in the trash, its all souless corpo garbage. Like the absolute worst parts of american and japanese mainstream crap combined , mindless NPC entertainment

[Anonymous No.19670126]

>>19670023
Yeah, no. They're a South East Asia country that wandered up north somehow to become the eternal ball in a tennis match bouncing between the ownership of the two major countries on either side of it. That has developed a deep seated insecurity in the Korean people that manifests as the weirdest, outlandish and most unself-aware racial supremacism that it isn't even cute anymore, only revolting. Like seeing maggots squirming in meat.
They're culture is a schizophrenic mess of a joke once seen without the media filter of their American masters.

[Anonymous No.19670146]

>>19667108
Cool map. I've at almost all of those, but the Jet's one I don't think I've heard of, and if so, it wasn't memorable.
Grew up in NorCal, RoundTable (dine in, hot take out, salad bar, etc) was great, and usually a better value than the larger chains like Dominos or Pizza Hut. Little Caesars had gimmicks, but usually bad (but very cheap) pizza.

Papa Murphys was a very small chain of take-n-bake pizzas, and my mom got these most of the time because they were bigger, and we could choose all of our toppings etc, take it home and cook it that night or the next day.

Regarding the others, Papa Johns is probably my typical go-to. Marco's is ok, they're almost like Round Table, but the dough and finish is different, as well as the quality and cut of some of the ingredients.
I think I had a GodFather's pizza once. I know I had a Hongry Howie's a couple times up in Ohio and it was really good.
Pizza Ranch and Cicis are closer to Buffet style, while Sbarro and California Pizza Kitchen are more like Mall joints. Sbarro is one of the goats though, lover their pizzas.

[Anonymous No.19670147]

>>19666254
They say athiests are more obsessed with god than theists.

I say Japan haters are more obsessed with Japan than weebs.

[Anonymous No.19670168]

>>19666254
They support their fellow Axis power

[Anonymous No.19671782]

>>19666254
Lol Italians are upset with food from any country outside their own. I worked with a surgeon from Italy who asked to try my chilaquiles on break and he literally spit it out on the floor and told me he could make it better than that. He brought me a fucking slice of lasagna the next day and said it was the same thing

[Anonymous No.19671817]

>>19671782
>try my chilaquiles
You deserved it

[Anonymous No.19672036]

>>19666272
the hat makes this feel like an AI-generated image

[Anonymous No.19672253]

>>19667808
based, I need to try that with my wood oven now.

[Anonymous No.19672265]

>>19666254
This meme has been nothing but a complete and utter disservice for this whole website

[Anonymous No.19672281]

>>19666272
>one of those very autistic japanese people
every japanese person is very autistic, Japan is as if autism materialized as a nation

[Anonymous No.19672343]

>>19666254
because they were both in the nazi party

[Anonymous No.19672357]

>>19666254

https://youtu.be/eRPnkoRPwHo?si=dRHNsBd7ius5BGXU

[Anonymous No.19672681]

The endless seethe about Italians is funny. Americans really cannot stand being informed that they are doing something wrong.

[Anonymous No.19672788]

>>19668355
She got herpes

[Anonymous No.19672791]

>>19666272
My mom did this and she’s American.

[Anonymous No.19672869]

>>19672265
You're right, Italy has been nothing but trouble for humanity for years. It's time to stop.

[Anonymous No.19673043]

>>19672869
>noooo they don't want to eat ze bugs, shut them down

[Anonymous No.19673224]

>>19668262
Everything that America co-opts they make better.

•Japanese food::teriyaki chicken/bento chicken, California rolls, etc
•Chinese food::literally all of it is an improvement over gutter oil fried bats and pangolins, but special mention goes to orange chicken, beef & broccoli, etc.
•Italian::pizza
•Mexican::fajitas, texmex in general

Even better is that we have autists who care about the "authentic" food too so you can eat at their restaurants instead if you want to larp as a yuro.

[Anonymous No.19673266]

>>19673224
Don't forget the BIPOC and German food that got turned into BBQ and soul food.

[Anonymous No.19673513]

>>19673224
California rolls were invented by Canada

[Anonymous No.19673530]

>>19673224
>Everything that America co-opts they make better.