/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19650888]

This is the greatest drink ever invented. Holy shit

[Anonymous No.19650889]

>>19650888
dude it's japansese xDDD
kill yourself, weeb faggot incel

[Anonymous No.19650894]

>>19650889
You don’t understand. It’s just welches grape soda but it gets you wasted

[Anonymous No.19650901]

>>19650894
>having to disguise the alcohol content by drinking sugary sweet faggot juice
weeb queer fuck, man child piece of vile shit

[Anonymous No.19650902]

>>19650888
It's expensive as shit though

[Anonymous No.19650915]

>>19650888
Water is superior

[Anonymous No.19650916]

>>19650901
>>19650889
Holy shit lmao, not OP but who shat in your cereal today?

[Anonymous No.19650924]

>>19650915
Are you insecure about your lactose intolerance anon?

[Anonymous No.19650932]

>>19650888
>greatest drink
>not strong zero manko
Are you even trying?

[warm hearty dog soup No.19650946]

>>19650889
>>19650901
you sound like a dog fucker.

[Anonymous No.19650949]

>>19650932
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[Anonymous No.19650952]

>>19650946
>t. loves the smell of female ass

[Anonymous No.19650955]

>>19650952
White girl taste the best, this is cooking related because you can eat ass

[Anonymous No.19650957]

>zero
>9% sugar
???

[Anonymous No.19650970]

>>19650888
Isn't it just a mix between beer or vodka and flavoured soda?

[Anonymous No.19651264]

>>19650888
These are great, had them all the time in Japan. Can get wasted for 600 yen/6$ or keep going and regret everything. I think my record was 8 and out of my buddies the highest was 14 in one night. He painted the bathroom and slept hunched over the toilet though.

[Anonymous No.19651643]

>>19650888
>not available in my country
>supirior because it isn't in my country

Why?

[Anonymous No.19651660]

>>19650957
the zero refers to the temperature. Supposedly they make these by super chilling real fruit and then obliterating it into a fruit powder. But that's probably just a marketing thing.

[Anonymous No.19652214]

how come it hasn't been four loko'd?

[Anonymous No.19652270]

triple grape? what's the 3rd grape?
usually they do purple and muscat

[Anonymous No.19652328]

>>19650902
I used to get the tall boys for like $3 a can, they're dirt cheap.

I miss these motherfuckers so bad, I'd shoot someone to get them imported to the US. Grape was my least favorite flavor though. Picrel is kino

[Anonymous No.19652514]

I tried this stuff when I visited Japan; for the price it is one of the better ways to get yourself drunk. I wish they sold it here in the states.

[Anonymous No.19652685]

>>19650888
power rankings

>God Tier
Dry (Soda water)
Shiikwaasa

>Good Tier
Bitter Orange
Bitter Apple

>Meh its OK Tier
Lemon

>Wtf is this fucking trash Tier
Everything Else

[Anonymous No.19652872]

>>19650888
Where can I get this?

[Anonymous No.19652880]

>>19650888
peanut punch by grace is better

[Anonymous No.19652882]

>>19650901
Lol this guy has tiny steroid balls or he hasn't seen them since becoming a wizard

[Anonymous No.19652926]

Was looking for an alcohol thread
Want to make some sort of Cosmo rip and was thinking something like
>1.5 oz vodka
>half oz lemon juice
>half oz orange juice
>1 oz cranberry juice
You reckon this would be good and could it stand 2 oz vodka

[Anonymous No.19653001]

>>19652926
It's a bit cranberry forward it's always cosmopolitan because the three are balanced. Depends how you like it though with sweet and citrus.

[Anonymous No.19653011]

>>19652872
japan

[Anonymous No.19653018]

>>19650888

[Anonymous No.19653022]

>$9.99 AUD for one 350mL can

[Anonymous No.19653038]

>>19650889
>getting triggered by a drink

[Anonymous No.19653242]

>>19650888
9% is too much, I prefer between 5 and 7%. Locally brewed cider is better in every way
>>19653022
Also this

[Anonymous No.19653248]

>>19650889
>>19653018
this knee jerk reaction to anything japanese feels very artificial

[Anonymous No.19653250]

>>19653018

[Anonymous No.19653263]

>>19650901
>grown adult manly man sitting in his cozy chair by the fire
>seething endlessly that others don’t want to taste the bitter poison
I thought manly men didn’t whine and bitch like faggots?

[Anonymous No.19653968]

>>19650888

[Anonymous No.19653974]

>>19650888
I though grape flavor was too spicy for the average Japan man.

[Anonymous No.19654631]

People in Japan joke that Strong Zero is "Legal Japanese Drug".

[Anonymous No.19654673]

>>19650888
>alcohol
:)
>cheap
:)
>flavored
:)
>gets you wasted fast
:)
>happens to be Japanese
>://////////

The lucky thing is people like you never go more than 20 miles from your birthplace so you don't spread your defective chromosomes

[Anonymous No.19655556]

>>19653248
It's a backlash against the fact that some faggots have been obsessed with anything Japanese for years. Even in fucking 2023 there are some people who think of Japan as this magical, civilised utopia. The reality is it's the most nationalistic place on Earth. Not that there's anything wrong with nationalism, but if you're white it means you should know that Japanese people hate you and think you're inferior.

[Anonymous No.19656121]

>>19655556
Nice meme. It's obvious you've never been to Japan or traveled in your life at all in general.

[Anonymous No.19656366]

>>19651643
grass is always greener on the other side.

[Anonymous No.19656406]

>>19655556
>i am a /pol/fag who has constructed some bullshit to justify disliking weebshit
ok

[Anonymous No.19656456]

>>19653018

[Anonymous No.19656497]

>>19650894
it's a highball.
you can make it at home with welches grape juice and vodka.

[Anonymous No.19656625]

>>19656121
It's true I've never been to Japan, and I have no interest in going there. But I can guarantee I've visited at least twice as many countries as you have, you pathetic weeb.

[Anonymous No.19656672]

>>19656625
Other states aren't countries

[Anonymous No.19656686]

>>19653250
>>19653968
based irasutoya chad

[Anonymous No.19656715]

>>19653250
kek

[Anonymous No.19656716]

>>19653022
RTDs have a 80 percent tax on them to stop children binge drinking. The reality is it's cheaper to buy a bottle of spirits and mix your own for much cheaper. Anything RTD is a scam for at least 15 years now

In Japan these things used to cost me 238 yen for 500ml cans

[Anonymous No.19656904]

>>19656672
Funny thing is you're showing your own ignorance by assuming everyone else is American. That is a trait of someone who's never been outside of that country. I bet you're part of the 67% of Americans that don't even have a passport, lmao

[Anonymous No.19657021]

>>19650888
>thing
>thing, Japan

[Anonymous No.19657042]

>>19655556
what kind of loser has time for this shit it's a fucking can

[Anonymous No.19657092]

>>19650901
angry for no reason is so 2006

[Anonymous No.19657207]

>>19655556
what a sad sack

[Anonymous No.19657221]

grape juice, america: :/
grape juice, japan: :o

[Anonymous No.19657222]

>>19655556
>t. election tourist who after 7 years still doesn't realize he isn't welcome here
anime website with a jap admin. die mad faggot

[Anonymous No.19657234]

>>19657222
cry more you troon faggot
you can't be a tourist if you been somewhere 7 years

[Anonymous No.19657248]

>>19657221
It's "Grape Juice Japan but it's 9% ABV and cheaper than beer." The only thing we have in North America that's comparable is apple cider and Mikes' Hard Lemonade.

[Anonymous No.19657271]

Itd be nice if i could buy it

[Anonymous No.19657281]

>>19657234
>/pol/ faggot thinking just because he hasn't killed himself it's alright to stick around.

Your family wishes you would understand this too. Get on with it.

[Anonymous No.19657291]

>>19657234
i've been here since 2007 and i'm still a newfag. you will always be a tourist.

[Anonymous No.19657308]

>>19657222
Been here longer than you, faggot. Being a fan of anime was different in the early 2000s, people back then grew up on Pokémon and Dragonball Z. Anyone who watches anime in 2023 is 100% a tranny or some other kind of degenerate freak.

[Anonymous No.19657325]

>>19650888
there's a Japanese supermarket in my area, I'll pick one. You better not be overhyping this.

[Anonymous No.19657378]

>>19657308
>people back then grew up on Pokémon and Dragonball Z
Oh, so ontop of being a twitter faggot election tourist, you're also a total normalfag to boot.

[Anonymous No.19657393]

>>19657378
And you're a fucking tranny who's still obsessed with anime in the current year. Absolutely pathetic

[Anonymous No.19657487]

>>19657378
yeah be fucking normal once in your fucking life, being a smelly weeb gets old

[Anonymous No.19657491]

>>19657234
>you can't be a tourist if you been somewhere 7 years
So there's nothing wrong with immigrants then, good to know.

[Anonymous No.19657518]

>>19657491
>nothing wrong with immigrants then
Not if they do it the legal way

[Anonymous No.19657537]

>>19657234
Jesus Christ, this place has sucked and been filled with retards like you for so long. Really puts things into perspective.
Especially since /ck/ was always a very nice board, and now the /pol/-crybabies are just under the surface. At least it's a funny bit, to say election tourists aren't the recent cancer, killing this place.

[Anonymous No.19657542]

>>19657537
SEVEN YEARS
Will you keep crying tourist in 3 years when it hits a decade? Just accept it

[Anonymous No.19657577]

>>19657542
When I was here 7 years, I was still considered a newfag, because I missed the early, formative years.
Being an election tourists just means you didn't get to lurk and learn to post before the 2016 election. Instead of the established edgy forum, election tourists wanted a place where they could be more retarded than facebook or reddit, and /pol/ welcomed them with open arms. Ultimately flooding every board with its detritus.

[Anonymous No.19657600]

>>19657308
Internet anime fans back then were also filthy degenerate weirdos. And a few years before that anime tape traders and sellers were well known to be creepy degens. Do you know why this hellsite was created in the first place?

[Anonymous No.19657601]

>>19650888
japan seems to have a bunch of great little vending machine drinks and coffees
I think big coke literally owns every flavor of soda you can find in the us, why aren't they stepping up their game?
does japan not have a similar monopoly or something?

[Anonymous No.19657633]

>>19657601
Japan isn't surrounded by blacks.

[Anonymous No.19657637]

>>19654673
i never left the hospital. Have been dicking around with nurses and obstetricians for 20 years

[Anonymous No.19657646]

>>19657633

[Anonymous No.19657672]

>>19656904
Wow, so you've went to Latvia, Estonia, AND Lithuania? How well-traveled you are.

[Anonymous No.19657678]

>>19656904
Wow, so you've went to Wales, Scotland, AND Northern Ireland? How well-traveled you are.

[Anonymous No.19657803]

>>19652872
its big in aus

[Anonymous No.19657826]

>>19657803
It's retardedly overpriced in aus.

[Anonymous No.19657848]

>>19650901
that was the meanest sentence I've read on here in a week

[Anonymous No.19657858]

>>19652270
>what's the 3rd grape?
The 3rd grape is you, the player

[Anonymous No.19657897]

>>19657858
Bravo Kojima

[Anonymous No.19657901]

>>19657308
What the hell are you talking about? It's not like nobody was into DBZ and Pokemon, but that was a fairly small amount of posting compared to more weaboo stuff.

[Anonymous No.19657904]

>>19657537
>now the /pol/-crybabies are just under the surface
For me, it's the /pol/cels. They shit up every thread with politics, have a gigantic victim complex, can't look at food without getting almost violently angry, and then go beat off to tranny porn.

[Anonymous No.19657917]

>>19650888
Sugoi sloppuh

[Anonymous No.19657926]

>>19657325
>You better not be overhyping this.
Its a super cheap alcohol with some chemically grape fanta flavour. Which, for an alcoholic or a teenager, is acceptable as they have no tastebuds and no money. The benefit is that in Japan it is available at every combini (so every second street corner). Going out of your way to buy it at a import supermarket at like 2 or 3 times the native price kind of defeats the purpose.

Its great for what it is, but what it is is bottom shelf.

[Anonymous No.19657972]

>>19652685
>Shiikwaasa

[Anonymous No.19658017]

>>19653248
anime culture is degenerate and cancerous to society

[Anonymous No.19658026]

>>19658017
So are you but you still haven't killed yourself.

[Anonymous No.19658036]

>four loko :/
>four loko but Japanese :O

[Anonymous No.19658069]

>>19658036
Four loko was :O too until it got nerfed.

[Anonymous No.19658077]

>>19658017
bro, you're on 4chan

[Anonymous No.19658403]

>>19658036
Four loko was an energy drink, Strong is just alcohol. Totally different you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.19658667]

>>19657904
> it's the /pol/cels. They shit up every thread with politics, have a gigantic victim complex, can't look at food without getting almost violently angry, and then go beat off to tranny porn.
But you're the one who randomly brought up politics for no reason, are acting victimized by the polcels, seem angry for no reason, and also randomly bringing up tranny porn.
I'd rather chill with polcels than a projecting gigafaggot like you

[Anonymous No.19658683]

>>19658667
t. /pol/cel

[Anonymous No.19658686]

>>19658683
>didn't greentext the t.
Indeed, you are

[Anonymous No.19658842]

>>19658667
I agree with you

[Anonymous No.19659580]

>>19652328
I live in Japan should I start exporting these?

[Anonymous No.19660811]

>>19652514
Breed Kana

[Anonymous No.19660829]

make way for the actual GOAT
cost me around 78 cents with the exchange rate, tastes just like apple juice, and you can drink a shitload of them very cheaply

[Anonymous No.19660905]

>>19653250
I hadn't seen this, kek

[Anonymous No.19661126]

>>19656406
It's always resetera tourists that hate japan.

t. /pol/weeb

[Anonymous No.19661133]

>>19657904
41% yourself, tranny.

[Anonymous No.19661145]

>>19658403

Yes but four loko is just strong sugary malt garbage now retard so the comparison is apt.

[Anonymous No.19661379]

>>19655556
people hate to hear it but this anon speaks the truth

>go to a pachinko parlor after my grueling work as a salaryman
>grab some drinks after work at the izakaya
>hit up the sento
>grab a strong zero and go to my shitty apartment
>because im white the japanese view me as some sort of amusing character rather than one of them
its fucking depressing also i dont even think they sell grape strong zeroes anymore, at least where i live. i quite enjoy the bitter lemon ones

[Anonymous No.19661386]

Imagine talking to some chick in a bar and ordering a gay nagasaki pink sugar slop alcohol juice for teen girls. This is why you are a virgin.

[Anonymous No.19663347]

>>19657646
I should break up with my GF and apply to teach english. I still need to talk to her but the relationship isn't really working at the moment

[Anonymous No.19663625]

can't you just ferment your own grape juice and bottle condition it for fizz? it's really not difficult

[Anonymous No.19663832]

>>19657826
This. At the very least, the big stores selling it are making a killing off it. Some Asian grocers might sell it cheaper

[Anonymous No.19663967]

I've already drank a 12 pack

[Anonymous No.19664051]

>>19650894
Try concord wine.