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What sort of pastry should I get for my gf's birthday?

>> No.19645741

>>19645738
You let her eat like that? Fatty fat blacked dot com

>> No.19645747

I'd suggest black forest cake, women looooooovve a big black forest cake on their birthday

>> No.19645768

>>19645738
one of each
t. knower and builder

>> No.19645815

Looks like you already know the answer OP

>> No.19645818

>>19645738
tiramisu, women love that shit

>> No.19645828

My GF is white trash from Alabama, she would unironically appreciate that cake

>> No.19645850

>>19645828
I bought one at a food city in Knoxville, TN. It was pretty good.

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>>19645738
Apple strudel.
Let her have some if you're feeling generous.

>> No.19645908
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19645908

>>19645738
>>19645828
You know guys I'm quite lonely. I wish I had some kind of female attention be it sibling or girlfriend. But I'm weird and awkward and stupid with nothing to offer anyone. Why would anyone choose to spend their time with me when other people more interesting attractive and wealthy are out there. I get so sad, maybe I should just die so my loneliness goes away

>> No.19645914

>>19645908
>please give me ANY girl!
>why would any girl want me
there are many people like you who are desperate for anything, go find one faggot

>> No.19645934

>>19645908
take a shower and go to social events and talk to people and youll find all sorts of women that you never knew you didn't want to have sex with attempting to fuck you. you have to peacock though so if you want women to notice you with literally zero effort do your hair and wear cologne, wear clothes that fit, shave, etc.

>> No.19645940

>>19645908
Just be tall and handsome, it's literally that easy

>> No.19645954

>>19645908
>>19645934 has the right idea but ignore >>19645940. Don't need /adv/ retardation going on here

>> No.19645986

>>19645738
Italian wedding cake.

>> No.19645991
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>>19645954
Blow it out your ass uggo

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>>19645914
>>19645934
>>19645940
>>19645954
My mom always wears herself down because all her kids haven't left the nest- she does everything for them and they make life as difficult as they can for her. Shes always in a bad mood and exhausted it s depressing to be around
I try to help her and I know that the best thing I can do is get myself to a point that I can move out but I got so demoralized myself and I'm so weak that i drink and drink and whenever I build myself up I knock myself down
That's why I think the best think the best thing would be for me to die because I'm so weak and worthless I'd be one less burden for her

>> No.19646025

>>19646006
well stop drinking first of all it's the worst thing you could possibly do in this life. and if you know what you need to do then do it. be a man. and I'm not talking about killing yourself I'm talking about helping her out. get a job. get a car. work overtime. pay for shit. drive the kids to events. be a rock in someone's life and it will change them as well as it will change you.

>> No.19646046

>>19645908
women aren't worth it. one of them tried giving me a phone so i could keep in contact. it was an iphone. hell no! android only.

>> No.19646179

>>19646025
I'm not a rock. It doesn't mean anything. Two people I did that for and twice I was betrayed. Just take advantage of thrown away like garbage at the first sign of inconvenience. I'm not strong I need someone to hold me up but no one ever will because that's not how people are. We're alone in this world, you can never show others what's truly inside you.

>> No.19646193

>>19646179
you can't come asking for pity and then spew an edgy anime villain rant.

>> No.19646196

>>19645908
desu you sound like the average male. just be a provider for girls once they hit the wall. thats the only way majority of men get girls, regardless of anything. being tall and handsome doesnt make someone an alpha. look at chris bumsfield, or tom brady, or keanu. girls divorce billionaires and fuck homeless dudes.

>> No.19646206

>>19645908
because the only thing you are good for is you are a pos and garbage while all the men out there are pushover betamale providers. so you shine better. remember, hot young pussies fuck men that are pos and marry/date nice guys and betamale provider simps.

>> No.19646321

>>19646179
never love anyone else more than you love yourself. it's not other people's job to hold you up. healthy relationships are built between two solid and independant people, not one well balanced person and a train wreck.

>> No.19646378

>>19646321
>I know this because the jews on youtube told me so!
no. lots of relationships are built between fucked up cretins, look around you for once, retard.

>> No.19646433

>>19646179
Along these >>19646321 lines you have to take care of yourself, then take care of everyone else. Sucks to have people not reciprocate but from those experiences you can now more easily spot fake vs genuine. Finding things that you can be exceptional in will help others see how interesting you are.

>>19645738
Ice cream cake, or if you want to make something a big brownie with hot ganache and vanilla ice cream.

>> No.19647281

>>19645738
Get a dark and creamy BBC
It will satisfy her better than you ever could

>> No.19647325

>>19645738
A creampie.

>> No.19647517

>>19646378
I said healthy relationships

>> No.19647540

>>19647325
Came to post this, gg anon.

>> No.19647595

>>19647325
Came to this post, gg anon.

>> No.19647601

>>19647325
Came to post this, gg anon.

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>>19645738
The one you know she can't help but eat too much of, of course.
And make sure you buy far too much.

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19647662

Don’t buy a cake, it will mean more if you make it yourself, like this fancy jello mold.

>> No.19647664

>>19645908
happiness is a choice accept some personal responsibility instead of trying to make /ck/ your personal pity party faggot

>> No.19647680 [DELETED] 

>>19647664
>happiness is a choice
lmao

>> No.19647702

>>19647664
>happiness is a choice
This might be true, sometimes. But to other people, it'll just seem like you're ignoring their suffering and refusing to acknowledge they need help.

>> No.19647880

7up cake is actually pretty good.
It's just a citrus Bundt cake, no clue why people get weirded out by it.

>> No.19647974

>>19645908
Lmao youre fucking pathetic

>> No.19648426

A good carrot cake

>> No.19650188

>>19645738
Do Amerigoblins really use soda for cooking cakes?