/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19628767]

$11.99 at my local BBQ place in Texas.
Very good.
https://restaurantguru.com/Rafter-G-Umbarger
Seethe, city slickers.

[Anonymous No.19628777]

Did you mean to post in the other thread?
And yes, I am jealous. I don't even like Texas 'cue (smoked beef a shit), but if they've got brisket, they've almost got SOMETHING pork-y.

[Anonymous No.19628778]

>>19628767
Looks good, fren.

[Anonymous No.19628780]

>>19628767
>Seethe, city slickers.
sounds like you're the one seething bringing them up out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.19628781]

>>19628777
gay trips
how can you not like smoked beef?

[Anonymous No.19628782]

>>19628780
Well lookie here Chuck, a City-Slicker!

[Anonymous No.19628785]

Is it not a thing to have them slathered in sauce or have sauce on the side?
t.city slicker, pls don't be meant to me

[Anonymous No.19628787]

>>19628767
>Seethe, city slickers.
This single part of the post made someone create a new thread to seethe about white people in ahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.19628792]

>>19628777
Checked. They have ALL-U-Can-Eat Pork BBQ for $12.95.
You can go at lunch and stay till dinner they don't mind and they have A/C And Wi-Fi. I like to go and shitpost on 4chan. The owner is a /pol/tard who likes to shitpost on 4chan.
I like this place.
CITY SLICKERS... RAUS.

[Anonymous No.19628794]

>>19628785
Typically sauce comes on the side. Think of it like fries and ketchup, unless they are trying to scam you like a city slicker they'll have a little bottle or two you can bring to the table.
If you get a cup of BBQ sauce and not a bottle to use at your leisure leave with out paying.

[Anonymous No.19628795]

>>19628781
idk, bruh
Just really fucking don't. I don't even like pastrami or beef hotdogs. My distaste for smoked beef runs deep.
I'll fuck up a good steak, tho.

[Anonymous No.19628800]

They also have all you can eat catfish and tendies every friday. Sometimes I feel like emperor Palpatine from star wars with unlimited power when I go on Friday.

[Anonymous No.19628806]

>>19628792
Fuck me, that sounds great. Meanwhile, here in Coastieville, you pay $30 for two ribs, three cubes of pork belly and a cup each of the worst fucking slaw and beans you've ever had (not that the meat is much better). So yes. I am indeed seething. Not enough to live elsewhere, but fuck me, I hate the barbecue here. It's fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.19628813]

>>19628806
They sell draft beer for $1.50/pint still
>complete city-slicker meltdown

[Anonymous No.19628819]

>>19628800
You can keep the tendies but that cornmeal catfish be lookin' good af fr fr
I can get cheap catfish in the hood here, so that's not as big a draw as the barbecue.
Beans any good? Not too sweet, not too tart?

[Anonymous No.19628825]

>>19628813
Eh, not a big deal for me. I mean, I drink, but not enough where that's a reason to have a melt down.

[Anonymous No.19628828]

>>19628819
>Beans any good? Not too sweet, not too tart?
Beans are the classic slightly spicy slightly sweet style. Very good.
They ship the catfish in from Alabama, it's easy to eat a ton.
>>19628825
Don't worry some other city-slicker will do it for you. Also, I can move 30 feet in any direction without bumping into someone.

[Anonymous No.19628838]

>>19628813
>>19628828
>city slicker
That’s kind of racist, isn’t it? White people live in cities too..

[Anonymous No.19628841]

>>19628838
>city-slickers are a race
Lol

[Anonymous No.19628855]

>>19628828
You can't say city slicker with a hard r, that's our word

[Anonymous No.19628865]

>>19628767
Looks breddy gud. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.19628866]

>>19628828
Sound like my beans.

>Also, I can move 30 feet in any direction without bumping into someone.
lol
This is fucking accurate but I've lived in cities all my life on three different continents and like the crowds so it doesn't upset me.
What does upset me is the parking situation.

[Anonymous No.19628877]

>>19628841
He's a city-slicker, he thinks everything is racist.

[Anonymous No.19628906]

>>19628866
I can take up 10 spaces and it doesn't matter because there are 1,000 spaces (all free, 24/7)

[Anonymous No.19629215]

>>19628767
>Seethe, city slickers.
i just looked around the area in google maps, and it all looks miserable. the south is a hellhole

[Anonymous No.19629221]

>this bait again
how fat do you think OP is

[Anonymous No.19629521]

>>19628767
Those sides look terrible. Like shit out of a can.

Sausage looks ok, but it is hard to fuck up commercial sausage. Brisket looks fine. Ribs look ok, but probably not perfect.

[Anonymous No.19629553]

>>19629521
yeah nah. literally everything on that tray looks good. I guess the toast is a bit much.

[Anonymous No.19629558]

>>19628767
Do Amerifats really?

[Anonymous No.19629626]

>>19628767
>three slices of bread
just bake a potato or something.

[Anonymous No.19629705]

>>19628795
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.19629724]

>>19628767
Lmao, it’s a tiny little tray. It’s two shitty ribs, like half a sausage and about 4 oz of brisket. A bowl of beans and some canned peaches?

Median yearly income is probably like 32k or something. You’re not fooling anyone. Meanwhile, I can get a proper plate I can barely lift for like 40 bucks, but that’s like 20 minutes of pay so who cares ?

Poor Texans gotta cope however they can. With all that shitty flat land you’d think bbq would be free.

[Anonymous No.19629730]

>>19629724
It's All-U-Can-Eat

[Anonymous No.19629758]

>>19628767
Gotta admit, I'm mad jelly.
$12 doesn't even get you a decent brisket sandwich round these parts.

[Anonymous No.19629769]

>>19628767
That's not bad, but I own a smoker so why would I leave my house for something I can make at home?

[Anonymous No.19629773]

>>19628767
looks like that pricing model worked out real well for them. LOL!

[Anonymous No.19629774]

>>19629730
The reviews are terrible from the locals and it’s it bum fuck Texas. Get real.

[Anonymous No.19629777]

>>19629773
Kek they did that on purpose to make people outside of town not come.

[Anonymous No.19629780]

>>19629724
>peaches
???
that's clearly mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.19629787]

>>19629780
He's a city-slicker you have to give them a break most of them have never seen peaches IRL.

[Anonymous No.19629796]

38 bucks in California. And I don’t have to live in middle landlocked shithole Texas. I’m sure it’s cheaper if I lived in one of the shitty Mexican neighborhood’s

[Anonymous No.19629804]

>>19629787
California grows the majority of stone fruit in America. That Mac and cheese looks terrible. Peaches and plums are like next to free. Texans really be living in Plato’s cave

[Anonymous No.19629810]

>>19629804
Peaches are primarily grown in other states, ca accounts for 7-11% of the national supply.

[Anonymous No.19629835]

>>19629796
Overpriced as fuck. And just because a word ends in an "s" doesn't mean you throw and apostrophe in there you retarded Califag, and Texas isn't landlocked.

[Anonymous No.19629843]

>>19629796
>landlocked
>Texas

[Anonymous No.19629846]

>>19629810
No need to lie.

>>19629835

No shit Texas isn’t landlocked. But this shithole in reference may as well be. And the coast they do possess is a travesty.

[Anonymous No.19629850]

>>19629843
Duurrrrr, I’m not landlocked, the toxic sludge of an ocean is only 600 miles away.

People have such lovely things to say about the Texas coast. And your lakes are only filled with parasite ridden garbage.

[Anonymous No.19629853]

>>19629846
>>19629850
OK

[Anonymous No.19629871]

>>19629850
it's true--most of the texas coast really is terrible. i didn't believe it myself before i drove it.

[Anonymous No.19629912]

>>19629796
looks like the bbq from that thread mocking bad bbq lmaooo

[Anonymous No.19630332]

>>19629853
lovely. wish I was on vacay

[Anonymous No.19630353]

>>19628767
>$11.99
did you fuck up a numeral or decimal place?

[Anonymous No.19630362]

>>19628767
That same plate at your average BBQ place in Spokane is 39.99 and is dry and bland.
I miss Texas like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.19630411]

>>19630353
nope
look here
>>19628792

[Anonymous No.19630473]

>>19630411
The menu looks 20 years old not to mention the flip phone quality image.

[Anonymous No.19630489]

>>19630473
God yeah if only they had heckin COOL menus which you SCAN with your PHONE and it's a DIGITAL MENU
as opposed to being cheap and good

[Anonymous No.19630496]

>>19629853
gemerald

[Anonymous No.19630501]

Gemmy thread
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.19630504]

>>19628767
Nice. I'm on my way
https://youtu.be/wtVeDaZxAXo

[Anonymous No.19630509]

>>19630504
>Amarillo
Go to https://www.wesleysbbq.com/

[Anonymous No.19630513]

>shilling for a shitty restaurant
>jannies not deleting this thread
holy fuck, delete this board already. look how disgustingly thick and old looking the bread is and punch your mom in the womb for birthing you

[Anonymous No.19630514]

>>19630513
>disgustingly thick
Found the city slicker

[Anonymous No.19630523]

>>19630489
no I mean the design of the menu is old asf and the picture quality is terrible indicating an old image. Hence the unbelievable cheap prices

[Anonymous No.19630529]

>>19630523
>pay more so the restaurant can make nice menus.
No.

[Anonymous No.19630733]

>>19629221
He's from the American south.
Almost guaranteed to be a scooter user.

[Anonymous No.19630737]

>>19629787
Peaches come from a can, they were out there by a man in a factory down town.

[Anonymous No.19631044]

>>19630513
>disgustingly thick and old looking the bread is
Never heard of Texas Toast?

[Anonymous No.19631461]

>>19630529
>missing the point

[Anonymous No.19632106]

>>19628767
You got gypped
A fucking rack of ribs costs around that much in the grocery store.
They only gave you two ribs.

[Anonymous No.19632140]

>>19628767
>Seethe, city slickers.
I live in bumfuck nowhere New Mexico and all we have is Rudy's.

[Anonymous No.19632162]

>>19628767
if OP learned how to cook then he could make this low-effort meal by himself, anr for a fraction of the cost

[Anonymous No.19632518]

>>19629773
Aww. : (

[Anonymous No.19632551]

>>19628767
I've tried american BBQ several times, never in texas.

It's always underwhelming. What is the real appeal, please tell me for I wish to know.

[Anonymous No.19633083]

>>19628792
>>19629777
Meanwhile, in reality it's been closed for two years.

>>19630513
Can't shill for a restaurant that permanently closed down.

[Anonymous No.19633403]

>>19628767
Looks great man. I'm happy for you. Enjoy that delicious food buddy

[Anonymous No.19633412]

>>19633403
He won't enjoy shit. Restaurant's been closed for two years. He's a lying little flyover faggot. Even in disgusting hickland food prices have gone up over the past two years.