Food stores

[Anonymous No.19622979]

Show me your prepped food stores. These are my pre-made frozen stuff

[Anonymous No.19622980]

Weapons?

[Anonymous No.19622981]

Also my duffel of shelf stables

[Anonymous No.19622982]

Some pineapples. I have about 20 I’m various stages of growth

[Anonymous No.19622983]

You jelly?

[Anonymous No.19622984]

My Barbados cherry tree is doing awesome this year. It’s 3 years old this summer and I’ve gotten a bowlful of cherries daily for the last 6 weeks.

[Anonymous No.19622985]

My mango tree has quit producing. A little early this year but it’s been extremely hot

[Anonymous No.19622986]

>>19622983
I can be..

[Anonymous No.19622987]

>>19622979

[Anonymous No.19622988]

>>19622983
Yes I am. Our family's M1 Garand from the 1950's got stolen years back and I was next in line to receive it... I'm a poorfag too with only a cheap-ass AR-15 and a $300 5 round semi-auto shotgun

[Anonymous No.19622989]

>>19622986
I dont consider myself a prepper, that said I do like the idea of making my own food. Wife and I got into gardening and put in a bunch of raised beds. We put in a chicken coop this year with 12 birds, considering we live on a half acre I think we’re doing pretty good. My only real concern is that if we ever lost water we’d be in trouble. However we are currently saving to put in an in ground swimming pool, which should be both fun, and if the shit ever hits the fan may give us the best chance at being able to store enough rainwater to meet our needs…. If your into gardening get into canning. It’s cheap and easy after you buy the canner… also if you get a propane turkey burner (or just use a fire) you can can off grid with no electric… if you have a couple of freezers full of meat and lose power then the emergency backup plan can always be “can everything so we don’t lose it”. You’ll lose some quality.. but it beats losing freezers of meat….

[Anonymous No.19622990]

>>19622989
> if you have a couple of freezers full of meat and lose power
I’m in Florida and I lose power everytime there is a hurricaine. I have a generator and a spare generator to make sure my freezer never goes off

[Anonymous No.19622991]

>>19622987
>>19622990
also have a gennie, got over 300 lbs of meat in there

[Anonymous No.19622992]

I prefer dried foods to frozen foods because I don't have a huge freezer but good on you OP and others

[Anonymous No.19622993]

My elderly neighbours are my emergency food supply.

[Anonymous No.19622994]

>>19622983
>>19622988
That’s rough. You’d think that kind of thing would end up in a pawnshop somewhere. I’m lucky to have one. My uncle and I reconnected a while back and found out he’s a huge collector that bought surplus back when guns and ammo were sold by the pallet. He ended up hooking me up with a garand, M1 Carbine, and AR and a few cases of 30-06 and 30 carbine. When he retires and moves out of country he’ll probably be dumping more on me.

[Anonymous No.19622995]

Dr stores consist of freeze dried meals, tuna retorts, spam, spam retorts, smoked salmon, rice, beans, sardines, sprats, peanut butter etc. going to eat and donate everything but the freeze dried and replace it because the spam and tuna are a couple years old now

[Anonymous No.19622996]

>>19622980
You are the weapon

[Anonymous No.19622997]

>>19622995
Based spam collector

[Anonymous No.19622998]

>>19622985
Similar situation, I've only seen three peaches on my peach tree so far.

[Anonymous No.19622999]

>>19622997
Damn spamposters…. Sage goes in all fields…

[Anonymous No.19623000]

>>19622987
How do you avoid freezer-burned food? Don't you have to constantly rotate what's in there?

[Anonymous No.19623001]

>>19623000
Vacuum sealed bags.

[Anonymous No.19623002]

Since we are at it, has any of you bugged out to some remote cabin when the Shanghai shivers hit, back in 2020? How was it?

[Anonymous No.19623003]

>>19622984
I don't know where you can grow these. Literally as far south in Texas as you can be and the frost still kills these things.

[Anonymous No.19623004]

>>19623003
I live in florida. Never had a problem with these. The cherries are delicious but spoil within a day of being picked. That’s why they don’t sell Barbados cherries in the grocery store. My family loves the tree

[Anonymous No.19623005]

lmao what third world shithole do you guys live in, nobody here has any food stores?

[Anonymous No.19623006]

>>19623004
Are you frost free? I'm zone 8 and they won't grow.

[Anonymous No.19623007]

>>19623006
Haven’t seen any kind of frost since I’ve lived here

[Anonymous No.19623008]

>>19623005
gardening is a lot of fun and canning is something we always did as a family. plus you can get flavor combinations that they would never sell in stores because its not economical on an industrial scale.
my personal pantry is only about a quarter of the size of pic, which is my parents. but they have a 22 acre hobby farm and I have a traditional victory garden set up.

[Anonymous No.19623009]

>>19623002
No because I am sane

[Anonymous No.19623010]

>>19623002
no because I'm not a paranoid retard

[Anonymous No.19623011]

>>19622980
This thread is actually more on topic than the 40 Ukraine threads

[Anonymous No.19623012]

>>19623011
No but you’ll just scream and cry and the mods have much more obnoxious threads to delete so have fun being a paranoid retard.

[Anonymous No.19623013]

>>19623012
Inb4
>reeeeeee these threads have been here for years!
Yes off topic threads have unfortunately been here for years

[Anonymous No.19623014]

>>19623011
>actually
I like this thread, but don't insult everyone's intelligence by pretending that gardening and cooking is more closely related to weapons than a war, you neckbeard schizo.

[Anonymous No.19623015]

>>19622995
How's the sweet n sour pork?

[Anonymous No.19623016]

>>19623015
Off topic

[Anonymous No.19623017]

>>19623016
Shut up faggot.

[Anonymous No.19623018]

>>19622979
>Frozen stew mix
Sheeeeeeit, interesting concept. A hot pot and some broth and you've got a whole meal. You're not going to have any sear on the meat but that's a small tradeoff for something that'll beat the pants off some ramen noodles.

[Anonymous No.19623019]

>>19622994
Yeah we never found out what happened to it or any of the other things that were stolen.

I've told the story before on /k/, but I'll tell it again. My uncle who lives in Connecticut was in possession of my grandpa's old M1 along with a bunch of other firearms. He lives out in the boonies and one night he didn't notice that a van was following him home. The moment he got out of his car and opened his front door the van rolls up and a group of 5 Mexicans, all armed with firearms, jump out and pushes him inside. They tie him up and completely ransack the place stealing everything of value including all those firearms. They could have just domed my uncle right then and there as there were no neighbors for miles but thank God they didn't and just left him there tied up. Eventually he managed to get free and call the police and everything but nothing was ever recovered and none of the perps were ever caught let alone identified.

Let's be honest, even if he had a CCW, 5 dudes all armed would've wasted him if he had tried to fight back, so I'm kinda glad he wasn't the kind of guy who carried. And I'd still gladly take my uncle's life any day over the items inside his house.

[Anonymous No.19623020]

>>19623017
No

[Anonymous No.19623021]

>>19623005
fuck safeway for selling out

[Anonymous No.19623022]

>>19623021
Weapons?

[Anonymous No.19623023]

>>19623019
>nothing was ever recovered
Unfortunately that's often the case. Back when I was a kid someone stole my dad's gun safe, just came right in and took the whole damn thing out of the wall in his closet. The cops said it was almost certainly someone we knew and even though my dad had all of the serials written down and provided them the cops never recovered any of the guns.

Not him BTW.

[Anonymous No.19623024]

>>19623023
>Unfortunately that's often the case
True that. Our house in Oregon got broken into ~8 years ago and thousands of dollars worth of my deceased grandmothers jewelry, important tax information, documents that had our SSN's on them, all my video game consoles + games, and a ton of other shit was stolen by a bunch of hobo's who camped out up the street. They lived out of our house for like a week while we were away in the middle of December (we had the heat turned off) and they even had fucking sex in our bathtub (forensics told us that). They also had taken multiple showers in ice cold water and ate everything out of our fridge/freezer. Actually when we got back home and discovered all this, there were still a couple of guys downstairs who bolted out our fucking laundry room window while they had been filling up bags upon bags of our documents. We called the fuzz and they got there in like 6 minutes with forensics getting there in 30 or so. Portland's police used to be surprisingly good before 2016 just mind broke this city and police were being fired just for looking at a black person.

One of the guys was eventually arrested down in Salem. He had an absolutely massive rap sheet already and our house's burglary was just 1 more to add to his resume. I don't think we ever found out exactly what his punishment was but I would fucking bet money he got out in X months, maybe a year because of how busted our justice system is here in Oregon. But again, nothing of value was ever recovered. And at the time, I was 25 year old and even to this day I still can't stifle the rage I felt at learning they had not only done all this but stolen all my fucking game consoles + games.

[Anonymous No.19623025]

>>19622990
Maybe look into a chest freezer. They hold cold really good due to the fact heat rises. They take almost zero energy to maintain once cold.

>>19622983
There’s a berry farm by house where my wife and I go to pick fresh berries every year. They make the best jellies.

[Anonymous No.19623026]

>>19623025
Weapon?

[Anonymous No.19623027]

>>19622982
The fuck? Pineapples grow out of the ground? I thought they grew on top of some palm tree shit.

[Anonymous No.19623028]

>>19623027
No. The leafy green top part of a pineapple goes right back into the ground. After about 2 years a new pineapple will sprout. You can see a tiny one sprouting in the pick I posted next to the aloe, which offers burn relief and it’s good to put on any scrapes

[Anonymous No.19623029]

>>19622989
Just put in a manual water pump. Im thinking about installing a 2nd one on my grannies property next year soley for the animals

[Anonymous No.19623030]

>>19623027
They grow on little sticks basically.

[Anonymous No.19623031]

>>19623030
>>19623029
>>19623028
>>19623027
Weapons?

[Anonymous No.19623032]

As is tradition, I will remind everyone that rat meat has more calories and protein per gram compared to any other livestock animal.

[Anonymous No.19623033]

>>19623032
Weapons?

[Anonymous No.19623034]

>>19623031
Good falls under rations. Rations are militaria. The urge to store shelf stables and freezers full of meat has roots in militaria. It’s why we also allow gear threads

[Anonymous No.19623035]

>>19623031
welcome newfag, threads like this have been happening for over a decade. Now kindly go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.19623036]

>>19623034
>>19623035
No but honestly you know that and just want to blog and try to justify your purchases of bulk foods for a happening that won’t occur in your generation or the next

[Anonymous No.19623037]

>>19623033
depends..?

[Anonymous No.19623038]

>>>/ck/

[Anonymous No.19623039]

>>19623036
Dont forget the dry rotten gas masks and gear bought from bubba

[Anonymous No.19623040]

>>19623036
storing food is often cheaper. I buy in bulk, chop ingredients and assemble meals over the course of a lazy Sunday. It’s relaxing and saves me time during the week because I can just throw a beef stew into the slowroaster and come home to a delicious hot meal. Or if I want fajitas I’ll unpack some seasoned chicken, bell pepper and onion packs.

[Anonymous No.19623041]

>>19623040
Nice blog post, absolutely weapons related and definitely shouldn’t be on /ck/

[Anonymous No.19623042]

I aint prepping at all and am not a prepper, should I start?

[Anonymous No.19623043]

Not Ukraine related. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.19623044]

>>19623036
I haven't posted any pics, or talked about any of my purchases, I am just here telling you to fuck off because you're new and retarded.I plan for natural disasters, because I have gone through one were we had to rely on our own pantry for over a month because there was no supply of food or water. Another thing I also prep for is being out of the job long term due to injury or whatever, which has happen to me and I was not able to work for almost a year due to a fucked up back, but food was not a concern because of preps. Now go suck a bag of dicks.

[Anonymous No.19623045]

>>19623041
Foods that can be eaten 8 months from now are fortunately /k/ related

[Anonymous No.19623046]

>>19623045
>>19623044
Nice weapons

[Anonymous No.19623047]

>>19623046
You don't even own guns, so shut up eurofag.

[Anonymous No.19623048]

>>19623042
Yes waste thousands, live in fear, leave a bloated corpse in your panic bunker

[Anonymous No.19623049]

>>19623046
I posted a bag with a bunch of mountain house freeze dried meals in it. That’s allowed on this board.

[Anonymous No.19623050]

>>19623047
And you do? All I see is blog posts and angry fags upset people are pointing this out

[Anonymous No.19623051]

>>19623048
This poster rents the house he lives in

[Anonymous No.19623052]

>>19623050
It’s even weirded that your spending so much time in this thread despite the fact that it upsets you

[Anonymous No.19623053]

>>19623050
Yeah, I actually do because I'm not Euro. Again, this thread is allowed, has been going on way before you ever showed up.

[Anonymous No.19623054]

>>19623052
>>19623051
>>19623047
So this is just a blog/off topic thread?
>>19623053
I love easily manipulated people

[Anonymous No.19623055]

>>19623054
>Proves hasguns
>Hurrr you're just manipulated
No guns cope right there, lol, lmao.
Done responding to your posts.

[Anonymous No.19623056]

>>19623054
mad

[Anonymous No.19623057]

>>19623055
>>19623056
Weapons?

[Anonymous No.19623058]

59309016
Thanks for the bump.

[Anonymous No.19623059]

>>19623058
I’ll gladly push the thread to bump limit, retard

[Anonymous No.19623060]

>>19623059
We will gladly start a new one. You're the one wasting your time whiningn like a woman, so continue on fag.

[Anonymous No.19623061]

>>19623060
Ok lots of great on topic conversation happening

[Anonymous No.19623062]

>>19623055
>Proves hasguns
I don't see a timestamp in your reversed google pics, jose

[Anonymous No.19623063]

>>19622982
God I wish I had an aloe plant like that

[Anonymous No.19623064]

>>19623062
Shhhhh, be quiet noguns.

[Anonymous No.19623065]

>>19623064
>this easy to manipulate through peer pressure
Post SS number or no guns

[Anonymous No.19623066]

Now dance for me, monkey

[Anonymous No.19623067]

>>19623065
At least I own guns. All this whining on /k/, on top of being noguns too. I bet you're the piss the bed schizo anon. Show me your bed.

[Anonymous No.19623068]

>>19623067
>he says as he defends the off topic blog thread

[Anonymous No.19623069]

>>19623029
Not in an area that’s super conducive for that unless I want to dig very… very deep.

>>19623031
Shhhh just pretend this is the fud version of an mre thread.

[Anonymous No.19623070]

>>19622997
If you ditch the gun, you could get 3 more cans of spam in that bad boy

[Anonymous No.19623071]

>>19623002
1. Shanghai is very far from Wuhan
2. Cute names are stupid; don't do that

[Anonymous No.19623072]

>>19623068
Seriously, how is it off topic when it has been allowed for like 15 years? Prep threads are nothing new, food threads is nothing new.
Never seen one of these threads move to /ck/ or any where else, or even pruned.

[Anonymous No.19623073]

>>19623072
Weapons?

[Anonymous No.19623074]

>>19623011
>This thread is actually more on topic than the 40 Ukraine threads
Look at you whine like the worthless censorious vatnigger slime you are.
>>19622980
Prepper shit has always been on the board even if it is tarded

[Anonymous No.19623076]

Right where to belong

[Anonymous No.19623082]

>>19623076
Cooking?

[Anonymous No.19623083]

>>19623076
This is not cooking. Take your post back to /k/

[Anonymous No.19623084]

>>19623082
Yes actually

[Anonymous No.19623088]

>>19623083
>no one wants retarded prepers
Kek

[Anonymous No.19623091]

>>19623084
No actually. Pouring water into a container is not cooking.

[Anonymous No.19623094]

>>19623091
How do you boil water then?

[Anonymous No.19623096]

>>19623088
What's a prepers?

[Anonymous No.19623104]

>>19623094
By sheer anger.
You'll understand this power after your second divorce.

[Anonymous No.19623107]

>he doesn’t have 23 identical beef stew portions in his freezer
If this applies to you than you are a complete retard

[Anonymous No.19623117]

>>19623104
Based rage based pyrokenetic

[Anonymous No.19623131]

>>19623076
It's okay, I'm making a new thread on /k/ in a minute.

[Anonymous No.19623146]

>>19622983
why do faggot men always have to show their shitty weapons
cute cat

[Anonymous No.19623179]

>>19623131
That’s retarded considering the mods will be more alert now

[Anonymous No.19623200]

>>19623179
You've never been a part of my food threads. I like to do cooking with guns.

[Anonymous No.19623222]

>>19623131
So you admit to spamming off topic threads and are now attention whoring?

[Anonymous No.19623225]

>>19622979
i was going to make fun of you for your pitiful amount of food, but then i realized that this thread wasn't posted on /ck/ so you get a pass

[Anonymous No.19623227]

>>19622980
>>19623011
>>19623014
You fuckers got me thinking I wasn't still on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.19623234]

>>19623227
Disregard I just realized what happened here

[Anonymous No.19623235]

>>19623222
I'm not the OP who posted the last thread, but all threads on every board is attention whoring. You'd be more suitable in the LGBT and BBC threads.

[Anonymous No.19623244]

>>19623235
>everyone is an attention whore!
>trannies
God every shitposter really is a /pol/ nigger

[Anonymous No.19623249]

>>19623244
I been on this basket weaving website since 05, never been to /pol/, so swing and a miss, faggot.
Hows your transition coming alone? I bet you got some pretty A cup titties going along. Wouldn't mind fucking your ass with no lube as I bury your face into the pillow, remind you that YWNBAW.

[Anonymous No.19623298]

>>19623249
Lol what a newfag

[Anonymous No.19623331]

>>19623298
You say that because you have literally nothing to respond with. I been here way before other boards were even made, like how /out/ use to post on /k/ and /an/ because there was no /out/ board.

[Anonymous No.19623336]

>>19623331

[Anonymous No.19623349]

>>19623331
This is embarrassing

[Anonymous No.19623355]

>>19623349
You're posting on here, that alone is embarrassing, you have zero room to talk.

[Anonymous No.19623357]

>>19623355
Wait so are you?

[Anonymous No.19623358]

>>19623357
I've never brought up embarrassing, only you did.

[Anonymous No.19623364]

>>19623358
I'm also cooking too.

[Anonymous No.19623371]

>>19623364
Even smoked the shoulder myself.

[Anonymous No.19623372]

>>19622979
Its classic stouffers lasagne is says so on the box so it must be true.

[Anonymous No.19623381]

>>19623371
Take a step back and give that a look, it looks like some Halloween spooky shirt or mask.

[Anonymous No.19623386]

>>19623381
I call it delicious.
I smoked it for about 16 hours.

[Anonymous No.19623388]

>>19623358
You trying to save face by both saying you’re an old fag and then that it his place is embarrassing anyway so nothing matters, yes
>>19623364
>>19623371
Grey slop

[Anonymous No.19623391]

>>19623386
Now cooking up the rice and lentils.
Remember every one, rice and lentils, or rice and beans make for a complete protein.

[Anonymous No.19623397]

>>19623391
Helps if I add pic.>>19623388
You post no pics or say anything worthy of the chat, so I don't care about your retarded opinion is on the matter.

[Anonymous No.19623401]

>>19623386
Why not just stick with rice? Lentils suck and you might end up with mush.
This vigo yello rice and beans is pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.19623406]

>>19623401
Rice and lentils make for a complete protein, you can easily make both together in a instant pot. So only reason not to make it is for your own lazyness.

[Anonymous No.19623410]

>>19623406
Rice, lentils and smoked pull pork, all added together.

[Anonymous No.19623423]

>>19623410
OK OK that's really good however I like them seperate, so I can portion it out the way I want, seriously that looks like mush. It looks even worse than cat food.

[Anonymous No.19623426]

>>19623410
Where'd you get that, prison?

[Anonymous No.19623439]

>>19623423
Not when they're getting turned in to burritos.
>>19623426
Post food, faggot. Or keep your mouth shut.

[Anonymous No.19623458]

>>19623439
Have some tendies you faggot.

[Anonymous No.19624031]

Lmao your food is shit and your posts are off topic, get fucked

[Anonymous No.19624445]

>>19622979
>prepped
psychopath behavior.