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>fruit salad
>yummy yummy
Lying cunts.

>> No.19620423

>>19620416
>he doesn't enjoy fruit salad
you probably don't even drive a big red car either faggot

>> No.19620427

>>19620416
What kind of man would do this job? I get entertaining the kids and all but jeez. Guess i'm just not jesterpilledclownmaxxed enough yet.

>> No.19620445

>>19620416
>he doesnt even like cold spaghetti

>> No.19620472

>>19620427
These goofy niggers must be billionaires.

>> No.19620526

>>19620416
>HOT POTATO HOT POTATO
Now that’s some good eats and good tunes

>> No.19620560

>>19620472
Adults are still paying to go see them live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57fKOYNzmD8

>> No.19620638

>yellow gets replaced by a CUNT
>and then a BLACK CUNT
Fuck the wiggles. More like the niggles.

>> No.19620858
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>>19620638
first it was this homo

>> No.19621717

>>19620416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a13WnqsRc5g

>> No.19622323

>>19620416
Fruit salad is good as long as there aren't bananas in it because the bananas just make the whole thing taste like bananas (and get mushy). Especially if you keep leftovers. Fruit salad is even better dressed with heavy cream.

>> No.19622479
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19622479

>>19620416
>theres an entire generation that will never understand how good the wiggles were

>> No.19622513
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>>19622479
>there's an entire generation that will never be women

>> No.19622519

>>19622323
Why put a banana in your fruit salad? that just ruins it.

>> No.19622521

>>19622519
Bananas are a common fruit salad ingredient and are in OP's photo.

>> No.19622524

>>19622519
If you believe The Wiggles, it's the first step of making fruit salad.

>> No.19622567

>>19620427
As a former kindergarten teacher: at some point you just become numb to it. Probably helps to rail lines after the show. Put on the monkey face, do the happy little dance, get to pay your bills, rinse and repeat, etc.

At some point you probably just become the character you embody like Pee-wee Herman or Mr. Bean.

>> No.19622589

>>19620427
My dad was in the Army with Anthony (blue wiggle). Apparently was a pretty nice guy, very down to Earth. They still catch up now and then. Guess you just do your best to compartmentalise your character from your real life. I mean they pretty much all quit eventually so I guess you can only keep it up for so long.

>> No.19623177

>hot potato hot potato
>it's cold
I'm leaving a one-star review on Yelp.

>> No.19623286

The Defunctland episode about them was so kino

>> No.19623306

>>19623286
If there's one thing I've learned from Defunctland, it's that theme parks are underwhelming as shit.

>> No.19623313

>>19620427
>What kind of man would make children around the world smile while collecting a massive bag for it at the same time
are you retarded or just stupid

>> No.19623373

>>19623306
To make an actually good one takes a lot, and I mean a lot of money and care. Otherwise it just becomes a shitty carnival.

>> No.19624424

>>19620427
>is that.... a male human with compassion for cheering up smaller human beings? AHHHHH, SAVE ME GLOBALIST ANTICHILD PROPAGANDA, HAPPY SMALL PEOPLE MAKE ME GO INSANE!!

>> No.19624582

>>19620416
just look at their expressions:
blue guy: let's have fun
red guy: i gonna rape you so hard...
white guy: what are those pimples on your dick?
yellow guy: that's my fetish!
purple guy: oh god, this is my first time! Im so exited! >.<

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>>19620416
>Jeff actually awake for once

well i'll be...

>> No.19625754

>>19623313
There are alternatives, why choose that? Figured that was obvious. Really need to drag my knuckles with you don't I?
>>19624424
More or less, but it's not related to my original post.

>> No.19625769

>>19623286
TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR

>> No.19626573

>>19625244
Hadn't had his H yet mate, you can tell he's jonesing bad

>> No.19626585

>>19620416
>eat fruit salad
>it's yummy
>mum owns a big red car
the wiggles warned us about cunts like you in "hot potato"

>> No.19626587

>>19620416
Why did you post a pic of 5 pedophile jews???

>> No.19626605

>>19626587
especially that grape lookin' gook on the left. Jeff Fatt? More like Moishe Goldstein.
Singing about healthy eating and promoting belief in dinosaurs, disgusting stuff.

>> No.19626627

>>19625754
Glad to know your genetic line dies with you, you miserable wage robot.

>> No.19626934

>>19626627
You don't know your audience.

>> No.19627155

>>19620416
I still remember their names

Murray (red)
Jeff (purple)
yellow?
blue?

>> No.19627172

>>19627155
So you don't

>> No.19627176

>>19627172
look at mr. detective over here!!! hey mr. detective!

>> No.19627177

>>19623306
Action Park was apparently pretty gnarly

>> No.19627179

>>19627176
Okay, Mr. Liar.

>> No.19627183
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>>19627179
well done sherlock, you got me, and I'm sorry

>> No.19627852

>>19620416
there was a white wiggle?

>> No.19627855

>>19620427
theyre actually pretty talented musicians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a13WnqsRc5g

(ps the drummer here isnt actually a drummer and only practised for this song)

>> No.19627903

>>19627852
that's Manfred. We don't like to remember him after the incident

>> No.19627908

>>19627903
no kidding its actually Paul Hester, crazy i didnt realise

>> No.19628302

>>19620416
one of these niggas voiced a character in Bluey and that's all i know about them

>> No.19628346

>>19628302
blue wiggle go figure

>> No.19629121

>>19620416
>OP
>faggy faggy

>> No.19629295

>>19624582
>>>/reddit/

>> No.19630584

>>19622479
They are legitimately musically talented

>> No.19630850

>>19630584
Do you think they, The Wiggles, present their erect (male) penis to their wives as "The Wiggler", as a direct instruction for them to suck it, while saying "Yeah, suk on that wiggly moneymaker"?

>> No.19630859

>>19620427

This website has rotted your brain. Seek help.

>> No.19630926

>>19630584
I'd give it %70 percent chance, I personally think of The Wiggles' as a nonsexual entity, but then we must ignore their normal relations with their quite human wives

>> No.19631029

>>19630584
Highly doubt that. Playing an instrument and doing gigs doesn't make you talented in the slightest.

>> No.19631633
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>>19620560
>adults

>> No.19631718

>>19620427
Didn't Steve from Blues Clues get mad pussy after he retired?

>> No.19632891
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19632891

>>19620416
Fruit salad is great

>> No.19632902

>>19632891
this almost made me throw up

>> No.19632932

>>19632902
Shouldn't have ate it all at once.

>> No.19633123

>>19620423
Look at this faggot and his big red car. Bet he fucking toot toots and chugga chuggas too.

>> No.19633127

>>19620472
They did. And like only 2 of the actual wiggles remain I think

>> No.19633137

>>19625769
>Enter dark room full of haunted furni
>Ear spammed with Toot toot chugga chugga
>I want to get off THE WIGGLES WILD RIDE

>> No.19633139

>>19620427
https://www.ellaslist.com.au/articles/the-wiggles-pay-packets-has-been-leaked
>While Anthony Field, the longest-running member who has the largest shares in the band, earns over a $1million a year. His bank balance currently sings to the tune of $21million.

There's far worse shit that has been done for a million dollars than being a jester.

>> No.19633142

>>19627177
Of course it was awesome. They didn't I.D anybody for beer lol

>> No.19633146

>>19631029
Lets see you go busking downtown and see how it works out for you lol

>> No.19633194

>>19631633
kek

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19634149

>>19620638
lol

>> No.19634165

>>19625754
>There are alternatives, why choose that?
why not choose that? the man said
>make children around the world smile while collecting a massive bag for it at the same time
is that really such an unsavory profession? become a millionaire and be fondly remembered by those who grew up watching you? what is your profession and why do you think it's so much more respectable?

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19634189

>>19620427
>never get a tough crowd
>sets are easy
>Money is amazing
>Get mad mummy pussy
Seems like an awesome deal. I would have been railing Emma every day, too bad they replaced her with a nigger. Must have been the only nigger in Australia

>> No.19634208

>>19633127
They did hwat

>> No.19635224

>>19634208
they did a billionaires

>> No.19635229

>>19634189
>replace mad mummy with mad mammy

>> No.19635270

Just had some fruit salad for lunch and thought about this thread. I can can confirm it's yummy yummy

>> No.19635288

>>19631718
>we just got a blowjob, I wonder who it's from

>> No.19636010

>>19620427
Don't you have children in your family?

>> No.19637548

>>19620427
>What kind of man would do this job?
they're unironically australia's richest entertainers
they saw an open market in the early 90s and fucking dominated it
there have been many lame copycats since but none do it as well as they did

having worked in early childcare i can tell you personally that its piss easy and makes a shitload of money. 2-5 year olds are easy as shit to entertain and lazy parents will throw money at you hand over fist to avoid having to raise their kids themselves

>> No.19637566

>>19637548
based early childcarer

>> No.19637582

I saw Murray at a Jeff Beck concert and he complimented me on my Leonard Cohen shirt after I threw up the official Wiggle gang sign at him

>> No.19639175

>>19632891
Tasty

>> No.19640133

uh huh huh

>> No.19640581

>>19620858
>this homo
Sam was fucking Dorothy the Dinosaur.

>> No.19640612

>>19620427
taught kindergarten in thailand. it was actually awesome. kids enjoy learning and having fun. im certain the wiggles fucked a lot of pawg milfs. i couldve fucked quite a few moms if i wanted to.

>> No.19640880

>>19620416
ok but what about fruit salad

>> No.19641656

>>19634189
>Must have been the only nigger in Australia

are you retarded? do you not know what abos are?

>> No.19641684

>>19641656
Abos aren't niggers you fucking drongo.

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19642617

>>19620416
I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT

>> No.19642644
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19642644

>>19634189
Weird how her and the purple wiggle got married and divorced in the span of like two years. They fucked the whole dynamic of the group and sullied the brand doing that.

>> No.19642675

>>19642644
Never, ever date a co-worker. It always ends badly unless one of you move jobs

>> No.19642732

>>19620416
It can be really bad and really good tbqh
Sorry for being off-topic by talking about the food

>> No.19642821

>>19620416
With enough rum, almost any fruit salad is great...
>>19632891
but maybe not that one. I said ALMOST.

>> No.19642890

>>19635270
here again. pineapple, cantaloupe, honeydew and red grapes. still yummy yummy. fuck you OP

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19642934

>>19620416
Homoerotic sex with the blue wiggle!

>> No.19644279

>>19642675
the high iq thing to do is get many coworkers' numbers, and then when they or you inevitably quit, the game is on