/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19618074]

These are my go-to alcoholic beverages. Post yours and make assumptions about each other.

[Anonymous No.19618189]

fuck it bumnp

[Anonymous No.19619482]

>>19618074
You were a 20 year old hipster when you got into some kind of bad accident, and have been in a coma for the last 20 years.

[Anonymous No.19619685]

stella is the better cheap lager

[Anonymous No.19619723]

>>19618074
you're a British 15 year old retard

[Anonymous No.19619734]

>>19619723
or a 35 year old coma patient

[Anonymous No.19620497]

>>19618074
you're at uni or you're povvo, also probably from the south

[Anonymous No.19620499]

Baileys Irish Cream.

[Anonymous No.19620829]

>>19618074
I like mixing this (or a Corona)

[Anonymous No.19620833]

>>19620829
with this.

[Anonymous No.19620841]

>>19620829
>>19620833
When I was little I used to add chocolate syrup to Dr. Pepper and root beer. I figured if it went with milk, why wouldn't it go with other drinks I like? That's what this reminds me of.

[Anonymous No.19620877]

10 years in Paint

[Anonymous No.19620891]

>>19618074
Used to be a beer guy more of a hard cider fella nowadays

[Anonymous No.19620901]

>>19620891
>i used to be a beer guy and then i switched to angry orchard
What the fuck kind of beer were you drinking? Natty ice?

[Anonymous No.19620947]

Ok, I'm ready to hear all about myself.

[Anonymous No.19620965]

>>19620947
You're single and 30+ and probably a swell guy

[Anonymous No.19620993]

>>19620901
No, I was a porter/stout guy

[Anonymous No.19621001]

>>19620947
well adjusted /ck/ poster with an average sized ego

[Anonymous No.19621004]

>>19618074
I also love the red stripe tall boys. I go with moose head lager and yenugling for beer too. My go-to is always a Pinot Noir

[Anonymous No.19621046]

>>19618074
You are some twat from Bristol. Most likely a massive prick to be around

[Anonymous No.19621061]

>>19620841
Haha, thanks! i love soda and beer so why not combine them. Actually in Belgium which is supposed to be "artisan beer" country a lot of people get a drink called mazout which is half coke half typical light beer like a Stella or something.

[Anonymous No.19621268]

>>19618074
Tall boys are a sign of the maturity, mellowness and gentleness of an old, weathered soul who forged wisdom in the darkness of this deep maze of life.

[Anonymous No.19621288]

>>19621061
Maybe old flemish geezers do, true wallonian chads drink picon biere

[Anonymous No.19621294]

>>19618074
Teen bong who thinks he's a lot cooler than he is.
>>19619482
Has good taste, but is a smoker.
>>19619685
Preteen bong.
>>19620499
12 year old girl.
>>19620829
>>19620833
Mid-20's, not a big drinker, but doesn't mind doing his own thing.
>>19620877
Late-20's, only recently started branching out from macros.
>>19620891
30 something foreveralone cat lady.
>>19620947
Has been drinking long enough to know how to make a good troll image. Probably drinks nothing vodka these days.
>>19621004
19 year old who just moved into his first apartment and is still playing house.

[Anonymous No.19621329]

sherry
amaro montenegro

[Anonymous No.19621750]

>>19620891
came here to post exactly this. this is my favourite cider atm rhe minute, even though its American and it feels slightly sacrilegious to buy non British cider as a Bongoloid

[Anonymous No.19621760]

>>19621750
>bong prefers AO over bong ciders
Welp, I guess that's an entire category of drinks I don't have to waste my time trying.

[Anonymous No.19621779]

>>19618074
it's not good, but they are 2 for $2 at QT

[Anonymous No.19621796]

>>19621760
it's just flavour of the summer, and it has a different taste to Brit ciders. I'll still come back to Adpall's and Stowford Press once I get tired of AO

[Anonymous No.19621881]

[Anonymous No.19621895]

>>19620891
That's a dessert drink.
This is what I default to. It's hard to pick a default hard liquor and Yuengling is everywhere and it's the least bad of the common beers.

[Anonymous No.19621953]

[Anonymous No.19621979]

>>19618074
You need some Henry Westons Medium dry aged finish. Has an oaky, yeasty apple skin finish on the final note and is slightly carbonated.

Canned cider is just awful, get bottled if you can

>t. cider expert / alcoholic

[Anonymous No.19621989]

Also

>not keeping a tasting diary

NGMI

[Anonymous No.19622208]

>>19621294
Close. 40+ forever alone autist guy

[Anonymous No.19622276]

>>19618074
Just depends on what I feel like drinking that day I guess

[Anonymous No.19622280]

>>19621294
>late 20's
I wish

[Anonymous No.19622283]

>>19621953
You're based and you prolly know about that

[Anonymous No.19622294]

>>19622276
I actually don't think I've ever had Coors or Busch Light. I just assumed it was piss like Bud/Miller Light. Miller High Life is the only Miller worth drinking IMO, and even that's just generic beer that doesn't taste completely awful.

[Anonymous No.19623989]

>>19618074
fooken student

[Anonymous No.19625285]

[Anonymous No.19625299]

For the refined alcoholic

[Anonymous No.19625321]

>>19622294
You sound cool dude

[Anonymous No.19625326]

>>19618074
Midlands university student

[Anonymous No.19625332]

>>19619482
In your 30s, make a decent living, good tastes, abused alcohol in your 20s and trying to chill out. You also like negronis.

[Anonymous No.19625340]

[Anonymous No.19625365]

Rip

[Anonymous No.19625900]

>>19618074
How do I import Asahi beer to the US? I looked it up and all I could find was articles on importing for resale.

[Anonymous No.19625979]

>>19625299
is the text not evenly printed? its giving slight anxiety

[Anonymous No.19626179]

I fucking drink either Miller lite or high life, and shoot shots of Jager. I'm thinking of binge drinking for the second night in a row but I'm scared I'll get physically addicted to alcohol. Do any anons know if you can drink two nights in a row without getting withdrawals? I really wanna binge some Jager.

[Anonymous No.19626577]

>>19626179
You should wait as long as possible between drinking sessions so your tolerance and liver have time to recover. Drinking continuously is an easy way to get addicted

[Anonymous No.19626589]

>>19618074
You are white and have jungle fever

[Anonymous No.19627005]

>>19625900
>all I could find was articles on importing for resale
Probably because you can buy Asahi at literally any grocery or liquor store, and get it on tap at any sushi place, and have been able to at least since the 90's.

[Anonymous No.19627020]

>>19626179
>I fucking drink either Miller lite or high life, and shoot shots of Jager
>I'm thinking of binge drinking for the second night in a row but I'm scared I'll get physically addicted to alcohol
>Do any anons know if you can drink two nights in a row without getting withdrawals?
>I really wanna binge some Jager
>t.

[Anonymous No.19627047]

I drink this exclusively, only $6 for 6 pounders. I'll buy 2 then drink 9 or 10 in a night. Cheap and I think it's the perfect beer pretty much.

[Anonymous No.19627057]

Manhattan
Red wine

[Anonymous No.19627060]

>>19627005
>you can buy Asahi at literally any grocery or liquor store
Nowhere near me has it
>any sushi place
Only Japanese restaurant near me only sells authentic Ramen bowls.

[Anonymous No.19627109]

>>19627060
What did you mean by "US" in your original post? You obviously didn't mean "USA", because there's literally nowhere in the country where you can't find Asahi or sushi restaurants, but there are "authentic Ramen bowls", whatever that means.

[Anonymous No.19627340]

'ado in the 'log

[Anonymous No.19627351]

>>19620891
>5%
>hard

[Anonymous No.19627353]

So, Anons, why am I such a Chad? Right answers only.

[Anonymous No.19627393]

[Anonymous No.19627402]

I don't drink and the only beverages I recognize in this entire thread are Dr. Pepper (I also don't drink soda but I know of it) and Coors Light (never had one but have heard the brand)
I'm 31
What am I like? ^_°

[Anonymous No.19627564]

>>19627402
Thirteen year old dyslexic Ethiopian girl.

[Anonymous No.19628168]

I think I'm getting a stomach ulcer
every time I drink my stomach hurts really bad for a few minutes then feels normal again

[Anonymous No.19628221]

>Southern Comfort Old Fashioned
>Shaken, not stirred

[Anonymous No.19628224]

>>19618074
Either Yellowtail Merlot or Korbel Brandy

[Anonymous No.19628289]

>>19628221
Someone with absolutely fried tastebuds.

[Anonymous No.19628514]

Tiki cocktails, Manhattans, Mellow Corn, Dale’s Pale Ale, practically anything that Fat Head’s brews

[Anonymous No.19629279]

>>19618074
this and any other beer that isn't sweet.

[Anonymous No.19629359]

>>19628289
could be worse, could be malort

[Anonymous No.19629569]

I also find it good to use in red meat and lamb braises, Or a short rib braise, stews.

[Anonymous No.19629710]

>>19625299
way too much hops to the dome bruh. Hoppy beers are great but this north american super hopped shit is swill for effeminate hipsters

[Anonymous No.19630021]

>>19626577
Fair enough, I decided to wait a day but I'm crushing brewskis rn

>>19627020
How about you go fuck yourself. You probably drink wine coolers you bitch.

[Anonymous No.19630165]

>>19620891
My man

>>19627351
It's called "hard cider" in America to differentiate it from apple cider, which is actually just apple juice with the pulp. Normal American apple juice is filtered and clear (with similar coloration to an actual cider).
Blame prohibition for causing this change in vocabulary.

[Anonymous No.19630279]

>>19627020
God damn she's hot

[Anonymous No.19630291]

>>19619723
>>19621294
What’s wrong with thatchers? What about it says “underage bong”?

[Anonymous No.19630388]

>>19622276
Either a dad or midwesterner, maybe both.
>>19625365
West coast. Probably watches Babish on youtube.
>>19625299
What >>19625365 strives to be.
>>19626589
Definitely projecting on OP. Probably has a low credit score. Likes to use Instagram and reminisce about highschool and early-mid 20s.
>>19629569
Probably decent at cooking and knows not to just buy straight yellowtail or the 3$ bottles of wine. American. Only drinks casually.
>>19618074
I have a fuck ton of alcohol, but always have some assortment of these.

[Anonymous No.19630393]

>>19620891
This but the green apple one, or pic related.

[Anonymous No.19631105]

>>19630388
>west coast
>fat tire
Are you talking about the US? Lol. What are you going to say next? That IPAs are hipster?

[Anonymous No.19631310]

>>19618074
Red stripe tastes like ass

[Anonymous No.19631819]

>>19629359
No, malort being your go-to drink flips around to being a gigachad opinion.

[Anonymous No.19632194]

I went to a group therapy session today for the first time for people who are addicted. Similar to AA but without the religious aspect and the 12 steps.

[Anonymous No.19632674]

>>19618074

[Anonymous No.19633789]

>>19618074
I like variety but these are my go-tos
>Earthquake malt liquor
>Random inexpensive rum or cheap whisky

[Anonymous No.19633909]

>>19629279
all beer is sweet and beck's isn't a particular good beer. that being said I drink it all the time because somehow I can not taste it anymore. It's like downing an overly carbonated slightly bitter beverage. Perfect for the modern alcoholic.

well anyway you're either an alcoholic or you have no taste in beer.

[Anonymous No.19634242]

>>19621001
Based take
>>19620965
Yes, yes, and yes
>>19621294
Wasn't a troll image. Definitely don't drink liquor at all.

[Anonymous No.19634433]

>>19621046
Spot on

[Anonymous No.19634639]

>>19621953
Having a fish filet with the hat man

[Anonymous No.19634713]

>>19632674
Indecisive, and deeply troubled by what others think of him. Coming up with Weston's Vintage was a struggle, taking into account not only your perceived personality but how you wish to be perceived at the same weight as your enjoyment of the beverage and how often you actually drink it.