/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19616735]

Is there a single objectively healthy item at Starbux?

[Anonymous No.19616834]

>>19616735
A plain coffe with a splash of cream

[Anonymous No.19616841]

>>19616735
They have liek chamomile tea i think.

[Anonymous No.19616846]

>>19616735
Those things look like various farm animals

[Anonymous No.19616849]

>>19616846
their PJs look super comfy tho

[Anonymous No.19616898]

>>19616735
Why is AI art so easy to spot?

[Anonymous No.19616900]

water

[Anonymous No.19617050]

>>19616841
thx
now i know what i can order when my friends want to go there again
maybe the other teas are ok too?

[Anonymous No.19617054]

>>19616735
Eating the actual paper cups is probably the healthiest option.

[Anonymous No.19617062]

>>19616735
"healthy" is a completely misused and abused term and I guarantee you quite likely have no idea whatsoever what being "healthy" even is.

[Anonymous No.19617065]

>>19617062
healthy is when you dont need to go doctors...
healthy food is what helps facilitate such state of being

[Anonymous No.19617099]

>>19616846
>>19616849
Fat nug of some absolute DANK on the table too

[Anonymous No.19617117]

>>19616898
probably the 8 fingered hands

[Anonymous No.19617127]

A cup of ice

[Anonymous No.19617156]

>>19616834
Looks like a dude I used by weed from when I was in high school, lol 420 weed dude

[Anonymous No.19617203]

>>19617050
they just put a tea bag and boiling water in a cup, so yeah

[Anonymous No.19617345]

>>19616735
Their turkey pesto sandwich is pretty good

[Anonymous No.19617435]

>>19616735
>Another AI slop asian person thread
Why are you like this

[Anonymous No.19617445]

>>19616735
black coffee or tea

[Anonymous No.19617473]

>>19616834
Let me see that cat's face

[Anonymous No.19617478]

>>19617473
That looks kinda like my kitty

[Anonymous No.19617481]

>>19617478
A man of taste I see

[Anonymous No.19617484]

>>19617478
Better pic for reference

[Anonymous No.19617487]

>>19617481
Yeah someone told me she’s a torte point Siamese and I was stoked to learn there’s a name for it.
She’s king of the jungle around these parts tho, a certified apex predator.

[Anonymous No.19617493]

>>19617484

[Anonymous No.19617496]

i was literally just now trying to check out sailor moon crystal when the page gave me an error when the cat starts speaking...and now everyone is spamming cats here
how synchronistic...truly a divine sign

[Anonymous No.19617505]

>>19617487
Blue point/tabby point/siamese
Mix those words up with "cat" on the Google monster and it'll come up with all sorts of pics that look like your cat

[Anonymous No.19617512]

>>19617481
There’s nothing healthy at Starbucks btw
Except maybe overpriced to shit tea and a sando or something, /thread
This is now a Pork Chop thread.

It kinda fucks me up that enough people are staring their day with a 1000+ calorie milkshake because “muh caffeine teehee” that they’ve build a corporate bohemoth on the backs of those purchases alone.

[Anonymous No.19617517]

thread has become based
I wish I had pictures of my kot so I could join in the cute circlejerk

[Anonymous No.19617525]

>>19617512
Oh I don't even drink coffee or caffeine. Been 20 years since I stopped with that sort. It's bad for you and I have an intolerance for it anyway. Cats, though.

[Anonymous No.19617533]

>>19617505
Yeah I think yours is a little more purebred than my lil’ goofball.
She was the only one in her litter that looked like that.
She got the name Pork Chop because she was a domineering fat little babby that hogged all the food.
She grew up to be tiny though, but she’s still a loveable badass.
Someone was cat-sitting for me and they gave her wet food the other day and she brought them a bird to say thanks.

[Anonymous No.19617535]

>>19617517
https://voca.ro/1dM0dGH1GBSU

[Anonymous No.19617536]

>>19617533
Whoops.

[Anonymous No.19617539]

>>19617517
Stop what you're doing and go take 1000 pics of your cat. But don't forget Starbucks is bad or whatever. We'll get canceled by a dog jannie if we don't stay on subject

[Anonymous No.19617545]

>>19617525
Yeah, I also don’t drink caffeine on the daily. I’ll drink a sugar free redbull every once in a great while if I really need it (long drive, study cram sesh), but that’s deliberately few and far between so that it’ll actually kick me in the ass when I need it.
I have a lot of experience with drugs and caffeine is such a mid fucking thing to get withdrawals from, I’ll pass.

I do find it handy that you can win someone’s dopamine kickstarted affection by bringing them a coffee, though.
People don’t get how addicted they are, it’s wild.

[Anonymous No.19617547]

>>19617533
They aren't a pure breed though. They are all pretty random. This little bitch was walking the streets of the ghetto as kitten. Walked up to me and said get me the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.19617555]

>>19617545
forgot cat pic

[Anonymous No.19617560]

>>19616735
>shitty weeb AI slop OP
Go fuck yourself and get raped.

[Anonymous No.19617564]

>>19617533
Why are yoy canadias and aussies so fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.19617568]

>>19617547
I guess what I meant to say was that yours has a little more Siamese and mine has a little more tabby if that makes sense.
Whatever’s clever though, I love my animals all the same.

[Anonymous No.19617578]

>>19617568
This one likes to dig a hole and yell about what she's done.

[Anonymous No.19617586]

>>19616898
The smoothness of it all, you can instantly spot something that's been rounded out too much for an artist to even bother with

[Anonymous No.19617608]

The local starbeeze closed because it turned into a homeless shelter where the women employees and customers would get sexually harassed 24/7, the police refused to do anything, and a junkie stabbed a barista with a syringe lol

[Anonymous No.19617614]

>>19616735
Expecting fast food or its equivalents to be healthy is a joke lol. Maybe a healthy thing from there is like a plain coffee but people are going there for the sugary drinks. It's their staple.

[Anonymous No.19617621]

>>19617608

That's what they get for being a bunch of limp-wristed bleeding hearts tbqhwyf. Our local stores installed keypads so junkies can't shoot up inside, they have to do it behind the dumpster out back lmao. Honestly there should be a culling and we can start with druggies and homeless

[Anonymous No.19617630]

>>19617578
She’s awesome, I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.19617636]

>>19617621
Oh yeah and a different local one closed because the zoomer xer/xim employees tried to unionize and corporate said no fuck off and shuttered the place

[Anonymous No.19617904]

more Perk Cherb
I made her a lil’ house out of a box.

[Anonymous No.19617908]

[Anonymous No.19617918]

>>19616898
Sasukus uchius

[Anonymous No.19617950]

>>19617904
>crayon box
>cat owner
You know the rules

[Anonymous No.19619185]

hot apple juice

[Anonymous No.19619656]

What about matcha latte?

[Anonymous No.19619692]

>>19616834
Is the cream a type of blend?

[Anonymous No.19619725]

>>19616735
>Is there a single objectively healthy item at Starbux?
I would say anything below about 170 calories by default with no addons will be 'healthy' while anything over that is going to have too much sugar/fat or carbs to really be 'healthy'.
Americanos, Blonde Espressos, Long Black, Brewed Coffee and just about all the tea options are 0 calorie without milk/sugar.
Cappucino and Caffee Lattes that aren't a venti aren't too bad either.
A tall blended coffee frap is on the borderline.
Regular iced & the Lemonade variant Green/Black/Hibiscus tea is fine, obviously the smaller ones are better.
All the cold brew drinks are good, avoid the sweet cream though if you're worried about calories.

[Anonymous No.19620222]

>>19619725
thanks for the in-depth guide :)
in the end i got the >>19619656
matcha latte with oat milk, no ice , it was neat , but definitely overpriced , like everything at these branded places

[Anonymous No.19620261]

>>19619656
ex- Starcucks employee. from what I remember the matcha usually has sugar by default, and can be pretty calorically dense at the higher sizes. then again if this shouldn't really be bad unless you drink a 20oz ever few hours or so.

if you want something that will not make you fat if you drink it all the time, which I'm taking your question to mean, just get americanos and cold brews.

[Anonymous No.19620351]

>>19620261
hm i see , that's why it tasted good lol
but anyway , next time i'll buy powder and make my own and bring that with me instead , you can make like 20 times more for the price of 1 cup

>make you fat
Nah my question was about healthy stuff , and getting fat from food is already like impossible for me,i do ballet and yoga almost every day

[Anonymous No.19620357]

>>19619692
"exclusive blend"
Excluding the olive oil lmao

[Anonymous No.19621157]

Bumping the veiled kot thread