/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19616432]

Why are people such hypocrites?

[Anonymous No.19616438]

do bugs taste like prawns or lobster?

[Anonymous No.19616445]

>>19616438
>piss tastes better than shit

[Anonymous No.19616452]

we may never know

[Anonymous No.19616465]

If thats the only hypocrisy you're noticing you may be in trouble

[Anonymous No.19616509]

>>19616465
I dont like people who are hypocrites

[Anonymous No.19616527]

>>19616452
this

[Anonymous No.19616533]

>>19616509
wash your ass

[Anonymous No.19616543]

>>19616533
Ok but first open wide

[Anonymous No.19616552]

>>19616432
Land bugs are exoskeleton and goo, sea bugs are exoskeleton and succulent meat.

[Anonymous No.19616558]

>>19616452
Raughs in chinaman

[Anonymous No.19616579]

>>19616552
Humans are also full of succulent meat but we dont eat them. Curious!

[Anonymous No.19616582]

>>19616432
I dont eat anything with legs.

[Anonymous No.19616587]

>>19616579
Human meat is actually quite stringy and unpleasantly fatty. I know this from experience.

[Anonymous No.19616591]

>>19616432
>Eating the flesh of animals
vs
>Eating a whole animal, shit, piss and shell included
The real answer is to just eat cow and pig like a normal person

[Anonymous No.19616609]

>>19616432
Anything from the seas is clean and good to eat. Bugs are just nasty in every way you can imagine, same with pigs.

[Anonymous No.19616696]

>>19616609
You wouldnt mind eating the fish raw then? Or jelly fishes

[Anonymous No.19616698]

>eat thing that has parasites
vs
>eat thing that also has parasites

[Anonymous No.19616704]

>>19616698
But enough about eating gay mans ass

[Anonymous No.19616707]

>>19616587
Stop eating male humans

[Anonymous No.19616719]

sea bugs have meat, land bugs have goo

[Anonymous No.19616723]

I will NOT live in the pod!
I will NOT eat the bugs!
I will NOT eat seed oils!
I will NOT drink corn syrup!
I will NOT drink any anheuser busch products!
I will NOT drink Starbucks!
I will NOT eat at any pizzeria where trannies jerk off in the kitchen, Dominos!
I will NOT buy any Nestle products!
I will NOT do retarded fad diets!
I will NOT get vaccinated!
If you ban meat, I will operate an ILLEGAL hatchery!

[Anonymous No.19616730]

>>19616432
>Shellfish has large amounts of harvestable meat
>Insects are only goop and chitin

Picrel, a shrimp is probably 90% pure meat by bodyweight, a cockroach is like 5%, when I eat shellfish I'm not looking to eat the shell and guts, I'm looking for the meat, with a insect the only thing you are you getting is shell and guts

[Anonymous No.19616734]

>>19616723
>I will NOT get vaccinated!

good...... though it is a fucking shame one has to state it explicitly on this site nowadays...

[Anonymous No.19616780]

>>19616432
it's built into your DNA to know what is good and what is shit
eating bugs is shit,there is nothing hypocritical about it

[Anonymous No.19616819]

>>19616780
By that logic fetishes arent real retard

[Anonymous No.19616822]

>>19616432
Shellfish aren't bugs though, so the whole point is stupid. They look alike but they arent the same.

[Anonymous No.19616829]

>>19616819
>apples are not oranges
dam...

[Anonymous No.19616830]

>>19616822
Yes they are

[Anonymous No.19616832]

>>19616829
>This poster will never be a woman
dam...

[Anonymous No.19616835]

>Eating cows, sheep, pigs, chickens
:)
>Eating dogs, cats
>:(

Why you such a hypocrite OP?

[Anonymous No.19616836]

>>19616830
No they're not.

[Anonymous No.19616844]

>>19616836
Keep eating water jannies retard

[Anonymous No.19616847]

>>19616836
that's like arguing with flat earthers bro , save your energy :D

[Anonymous No.19616848]

>>19616844
>adventist youth
That's a great source to back up your claim Anon

[Anonymous No.19616852]

>>19616848
Im not sourcing anything. Just straight statement. Keep denying it though bug eater

[Anonymous No.19616862]

>>19616852
dogs eat their own shit/shit from other dogs and then lick people on the mouth

then those people kiss other people like you on the mouth

you eat dog shit

[Anonymous No.19616865]

Yeah! How is that we eat meat from animals and not human meat? Hipocrisy!

[Anonymous No.19616867]

>>19616862
>leddit spacing retard is a dog feces fetishist
Cool

[Anonymous No.19616868]

>>19616852
A false statement

[Anonymous No.19616871]

>>19616867
what the absolute fuck is reddit spacing you FUCKING

RETARD

[Anonymous No.19616874]

>>19616871
It's when you write like this

as opposed to just writing normally like this

where you dont put stupid spaces
between every sentence
don't really know why it's Reddit
but it is lame

[Anonymous No.19616877]

HEHEHEE H GH OHO HOH

LOOK AT ME

IM REDDIT SPACING

HEHE OH HOHO HOHO *GOBBLES COCKS*

IM A FAGGOT OBSESSED WITH EATING INSECTS

DOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.19616879]

>>19616877
Forgot to take your ritalin today?

[Anonymous No.19616881]

>>19616879
but hes reddie spacing

oh no hes DOING THE REDDIT SPACING

oh my god did you see him reddit spacing?

oh my god.................

[Anonymous No.19616891]

>>19616881
Note to self: Stay away from this guy

[Anonymous No.19616907]

>>19616877
Is this what eating sea bugs do to your brain?

[Anonymous No.19617005]

>>19616432
Difference? With shrimp, prawns, and crawdad you're not eating fucking chitin.

[Anonymous No.19617428]

>another picky eater thread

[Anonymous No.19617469]

>>19616452
lel

[Anonymous No.19617480]

>>19616432
but then you remember the ones we eat are being eaten because they produce a considerable amount of fleshy meat we can harvest, and ze bugs they are trying to make people eat are having the whole carcass grinded up into a paste and added to normal foods like baked goods

[Anonymous No.19617538]

>>19616432
Not a bugman so I'm not going to eat bugs.

[Anonymous No.19617550]

>>19616432
I don't give a fucking shit what you think. Surf & turf is the most delicious meal on planet earth.

[Anonymous No.19617715]

>>19616432
crustaceans are not bugs.

[Anonymous No.19617720]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e0pU92dmI

[Anonymous No.19617811]

>>19616723
Can I hear more about this pod set up? I'm looking for new place

[Anonymous No.19618300]

>>19616432

[Anonymous No.19618445]

Chitin is not good for humans, you don't eat lobster shells.

[Anonymous No.19618455]

>>19616432
Sea bugs are juicy and taste good.
Land bugs are 99% protein and chitin and they taste like fucking shit.
Prawns actually have MEAT on them.

[Anonymous No.19618486]

>>19616877
>>19616871
>>19616867
>>19616874
>>19616881
Reddit spacing is not a real thing.

[Anonymous No.19618498]

>>19616579
> Humans are also full of succulent meat but we dont eat them

[Anonymous No.19618696]

>>19618445
>>19618455
>Chitin is le bad
Found the hebrew guys

[Anonymous No.19618777]

>>19616452
stop defending china and the koof!

[Anonymous No.19618805]

>>19616848
It's actually kind of based because the bible tells you not to eat the water bugs.
I'm an atheist, but at least it's consistent.

[Anonymous No.19618837]

>>19618805
Shrimps and lobsters are literal sea cockroaches. Theyre sea jannies so everyone who eats them have no right to critizes bug eaters

[Anonymous No.19618869]

>>19618805
>but at least it's consistent.
That same Bible tells you that the cure for gangrene on your crotch is to quarantine yourself for a day and then sacrifice two pigeons.

[Anonymous No.19618872]

>>19616452
meateaterbros....................i....i have no response.............

[Anonymous No.19618880]

>>19616432
one has tasty meat inside and the other is filled with goop

[Anonymous No.19618885]

>>19618805
Actually.........
The Bible that Adventists use, which includes the New Testament, specifically repeals the Old Testament dietary restrictions in the Book of Acts.
Adventists are just borderline illiterate retards, literally almost as stupid as Mormons, so they haven't read that part.

[Anonymous No.19618893]

>>19618885
I'm not familiar too much with denomination differences, but are you talking about the famed 7th Day Adventists that largely eat vegetarian diets and have some of the longest lifespans on the planet?

[Anonymous No.19618894]

>>19616844
clams and oysters aren't bugs though, they're mollusks like squid and octopus

[Anonymous No.19618934]

i like big bugs with lot's of butter

[Anonymous No.19618941]

>>19616609
>Anything from the seas is clean and good to eat
What century are you from?

[Anonymous No.19618946]

>>19616452
Knowing human meat tastes like pork, would you eat a human?

[Anonymous No.19618954]

>>19618946
I refuse to eat any sapient animals

[Anonymous No.19618959]

>>19618885
>borderline illiterate retards
The only adventist I knew was a guy in my undergrad who was near the top of his class. He worked really hard and might have been one of the most likeable and tolerant Christians I've met.

[Anonymous No.19618995]

Religion and it's lore is so outdated and fake
Lies written by confused people trying to keep people in check

[Anonymous No.19619005]

>>19616432
I am not.
They are obviously not good food so I never ate any of that shit.

[Anonymous No.19619021]

good bug food

[Anonymous No.19619024]

>>19616438
yes, and dont lie you soak both in butter to mask their taste

[Anonymous No.19619031]

you WILL eat the isopods

[Anonymous No.19619037]

these bugs are good

[Anonymous No.19619039]

>>19616609
>same with pigs
Feels like /ck/ picked up a significant muslim population in the last couple of years. I wonder what brought them here. Going to have to double up my emergency bacon to keep up with them all.

[Anonymous No.19619041]

>>19616877

[Anonymous No.19619045]

>>19618486
It is where do you think they got it from, they stole it from us.

[Anonymous No.19619056]

>>19618885
>It's actually kind of based because the bible tells you not to eat the water bugs.

Yeah, for the fucking Jews/Hebrews. It also says dumbshit like to not wear mixed thread clothing, and how fucking retarded does that sound?

[Anonymous No.19619066]

>>19616432
Why do water bugs taste so good but land bugs taste so shitty?

[Anonymous No.19619069]

>>19619039
It's not just muslims who don't eat pork. There's a certain other faith it's quite integral to.

[Anonymous No.19619083]

>>19619069
Yeah but for whatever reason that's the one thing they aren't faggots about. I've never heard a jew bitch about unclean food. They just don't talk about it in general.
It's all fucking retarded anyways, God told saul a literal jew that no animal is unclean and to eat the pigs. It's just virtue signaling. They know God doesn't care, but it's a way to show off being holier than thou.

[Anonymous No.19619090]

>>19619039
all the posts on 4chan that make you go "...huh?" are largely the root of one thing: mobileposting shitskins. this is the future moot wanted for us and the one that gookmoot will do nothing about

[Anonymous No.19619097]

>>19619090
Was the iphone even a thing when 4chan was invented? Moot was a fag but I don't think he could have known about or prevented the influx of normalfaggot phone posters.

[Anonymous No.19619100]

>>19619090
They are everywhere now. They are proud they have taken over the west. Go check their TikTok’s where they brag.

[Anonymous No.19619150]

>>19619097
>Moot was a fag but I don't think he could have known about or prevented the influx of normalfaggot phone poste
he was still here until 2015 and if he didn't know about the rise in mobileposters that GG/the fappening brought here, that's his own fault. someone have that alexa graph?

[Anonymous No.19619197]

>>19619045
Anon, this type of formatting is old as hell. Even Microsoft Word has used double space as a default for ages now.

[Anonymous No.19619242]

>>19616445
it does though :3

[Anonymous No.19619319]

>>19618954
You mean you will eat yourself?

[Anonymous No.19619325]

>>19618894
Youre right. Mollusks are much more disgusting. Literal nigger food

[Anonymous No.19619359]

>>19619325
Found the actual nigger.

[Anonymous No.19619360]

>>19618946
Why would I when I can just eat pork?

[Anonymous No.19619364]

>>19619359
But enough about yourself

[Anonymous No.19619366]

>>19618946
if she's younger than 10 years sold and didn't die of disease, yeah, i'd try human butt cheek meat. it's probably really greasy though
also she has to be white

[Anonymous No.19619378]

>>19616432
Why do you start the same thread over and over?

[Anonymous No.19619388]

>>19618946
There was some guy on reddit who had his foot amputated, kept it, and made tacos out of it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_ own/

[Anonymous No.19619390]

>>19619378
>>19619378
What if I end the same thread over and over?

[Anonymous No.19619394]

>>19619388
Why are you a redditor? What gives you the right to post reddit shit here?

[Anonymous No.19620024]

>>19616438
I remember more than once some from national geographic who were served fried tarantula by amazonian tribes saying that it tastes kinda like crab
And Bear Grills said once that locust tastes like strong mustard

[Anonymous No.19620026]

>>19616696
No fish must be cooked fuck gooks.
>>19618941
~8th
>>19619039
theres just more of us worldwide and more white european and american muslims thats all, im not new to this board or chan been posting since my early 20s (back in 2008)

[Anonymous No.19620030]

>>19619031

[Anonymous No.19620031]

>>19616552
Fucking this. God damn I hate this board.

[Anonymous No.19620058]

>>19618837
No, they are not. Take your faggot Adventist shit and go eat dicks

[Anonymous No.19620060]

>>19618486
Based truth teller. Easiest way to spot an election tourist or a reddit transplant is seeing someone bitch about "Reddit spacing"

[Anonymous No.19620092]

>>19620060
>NOOOOO StOP NOTICING THINGS
Reddit has truly taken over this board huh

[Anonymous No.19620116]

>>19616432
I'm not opposed to eating bugs but the ratio of meat to non-meat is a fuck of a lot higher for crustaceans than it is for most other arthropods. Most arthropods are so small that you pretty much have to eat the entire thing including the exoskeleton, wings, etc. because it's impossible to separate out the meat.

[Anonymous No.19620153]

>>19620116
Just eat the bugs. You probably have fried up dopamine receptors from eating good foods

[Anonymous No.19620172]

>>19618946
No, that causes prion disease. I would serve others human meat though.

[Anonymous No.19620177]

>>19616465
>if you pointed out this single hypocrisy, how come you did not point out every single other possible hypocrisy at the same time chud????

[Anonymous No.19620178]

>>19620172
only if you eat the brain

[Anonymous No.19620385]

>>19617811
it's an Auschwitz style bunking arrangement and it only costs $1,000 a month

[Anonymous No.19620473]

>>19620178
Then its safe to eat all of your body parts

[Anonymous No.19620504]

And the global IQ drop just does not stop

[Anonymous No.19620507]

>>19616432
>my gf used to think the same way
>"water bugs" she'd call them.
>we went to dinner with my parents at a seafood place and I got crab because fuck yeah they were paying
>tasted divine
>my gf called them water bugs while I was cracking one open
>mom looks at me with a smirk
>I nod
>my mom proceeds to call my girl a fucking dumbass and explain how shit works
>yeah they are arthropods but they are built for the sea so they grow flesh to counteract the pressure
>THEY ARE NOT BUGS
>my gf just nods and shit
>continue eating
>finish meal
>driving home she starts crying because she thinks my mom hates her
>KEK
>tell her she was just fucking with her
>she says
>"but how is your mom gonna stay alive if you don't reply to this post right now?"
Good times but I still worry

[Anonymous No.19620508]

>>19616432
>Why are people such hypocrites
I remember I used to think calling people hypocrites was a dunk when I was also 13

[Anonymous No.19620527]

>>19620092
>>NOOOOO StOP NOTICING THINGS
Hmmm. Well I noticed the dates of the posts and then I noticed age of reddit. Then I noticed your response to this type of posting.
And using my pattern recognition skills, I concluded you are a lot more familiar with reddit than you are with 4chan.
OH. OH GOOOOD, I'M NOTICIIIIIIIIING.

[Anonymous No.19620537]

>>19620026
Thanks for the info abdul, gonna go fry up some bacon and eggs for breakfast now. Sucks you'll never know what that's like because of your mind virus.

[Anonymous No.19620589]

>>19616432
>order lobster burger
>they cut the succulent and tender meat out of the lobster and put it in a bun
>order a bug burger
>they dump whole insects; guts, chitin and all in a blender and grind it into paste
>shape the paste into a patty and put it in a bun
if i ordered a lobster burger and the chef put a whole lobster into a blender and grinded it into paste i would walk right out of the restaurant
bugs are 90% chitin and goo
theres no good meat on them
the people who compare them to seafood are either baiting or retarded

[Anonymous No.19620619]

>>19620024
>locust tastes like strong mustard
nigga be eating locust's shit after it ate mustard

[Anonymous No.19620666]

>>19619394
seethe

[Anonymous No.19621328]

>>19616432

[Anonymous No.19622133]

>>19616533
I
Refuse

[Anonymous No.19622244]

>>19616438
Yes, but also no.

[Anonymous No.19622257]

>>19620504
I doubt you contribute to the total global IQ

[Anonymous No.19622263]

>>19620527
>NOOOOOOO A NORMAL LEDDIT BEHAVIOR CANNOT BE PRESENT IN MY 4CHINZ

[Anonymous No.19622266]

>>19620589
>chitin is le bad
Retard

[Anonymous No.19622270]

>>19618486
Children are born ready.

[Anonymous No.19622621]

>>19616432
I got perma-banned for making this thread once

[Anonymous No.19622666]

>>19619090
>>19619097
>>19619150
Do you guys not post from your phone when you go outside or in bed or on the toilet?

[Anonymous No.19622670]

>>19616844
Crustaceans aren't insects retard

[Anonymous No.19622834]

>>19622670
Ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.19622846]

>>19616865
Oh, but we do. It’s called long pig.

[Anonymous No.19622964]

>>19622846
But enough about your mother

[Anonymous No.19623101]

>>19620507
Niggerfaggot but still funny

[Anonymous No.19624040]

>>19620507
Pfft

[Anonymous No.19624361]

>>19622621
clearly wasnt perma enough

[Anonymous No.19624403]

>>19620507
you ass

[Anonymous No.19624410]

>>19624361
agreed, mootwo should go to these peoples houses in person to destroy every internet capable devices they own as well as break both legs just for good measures.

[Anonymous No.19624961]

>>19622621
Good, /int/ leaking to other boards is making the whole site shit.