webm thread

[Anonymous No.19613751]

humor/gore/etc
I got oc webms for you niggas too

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>>19613751
If someone has the webm with someone cooking pork shoulder/butt carnitas, I'd like to see it :)

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>>19613754
>Slop
>Cellulose
>Slop
>More cellulose
>Look, it's hot slop!

[Anonymous No.19613768]

Hate ketolards so much it's unreal
Love from burgerstan

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>>19613768
I just imagine them shitting themselves to death.

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>>19613771
>>19613776
lmao what's this from

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[Anonymous No.19613798]

>>19613771
Were the girls allowed to use can openers in this challenge, or was it restricted? Because I could imagine suffering from a little difficulty when it comes to opening cans like that, although I'd use a much smaller knife to make the incision. Alot of people take for granted the convenience of modern tools like a can opener.

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>>19613786
A show on BBC called The Restaurant

[Anonymous No.19613816]

last of my keto webms. coming up next: how to wash your chicken

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>>19613798
>Were the girls allowed to use can openers in this challenge, or was it restricted?
Oh no, literally everything the needed was right there including can openers.

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>>19613827
Oh. Well, that's quite embarrassing, then.

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[Anonymous No.19613845]

last one that I got, happy Friday /ck/

[Anonymous No.19613856]

So what are your guys' opinions on these webms? Do you think keto diets are legit? And do you think you should wash chicken?

>eating massive amounts of processed cheese is definitely not good for you, but the alternative of sugary garbage bread probably isn't good either

>modern slaughterhouses are disgusting hovels of disease, so meat taken from them is definitely not sanitary, but using bleach and vinegar and soap honestly feel counterintuitive, even dangerous

[Anonymous No.19613871]

>>19613856
to be fair to ketotards there's definitely selection bias in these webms because I specifically searched for "keto cheese recipe"

[Anonymous No.19613920]

so keto diet just means eating a shitload of cheese?

[Anonymous No.19614367]

>>19613819
brining or using acidity to marinate chicken and tenderize it isn't stupid.
But I wouldn't do it the way she does.

[Anonymous No.19614373]

Holy fuck I hate people so much

[Anonymous No.19614377]

>>19613751
t-that looks delicious...

[Anonymous No.19614435]

>>19613856
high fat diets are good for specific short term weight loss regimens. I personally know a couple people who did keto and lost a bunch of weight then just went back to a regular diet and are healthy and active now when they werent before doing it. all depends on the type of retard doing the diet.

[Anonymous No.19614454]

>>19614435
This is what I'm doing, but carnivore

[Anonymous No.19614461]

>>19614454
I'm curious about the diet but I don't know if I could personally do it because I have a physically demanding job and I can't risk randomly feeling like shit at work because I ate some shit my body didn't like. I also dont need to lose weight I just want to see how it would make me feel. How is your experience?

[Anonymous No.19614476]

>>19614461
My sense of hunger disappeared and i get nauseous thinking about food. But when i actually get myself to sit down and eat im perfectly fine. Other than that, definitely noticed it takes longer to recover at the gym(no carbs and calorie deficit, duh), and food does get pretty boring. I allow myself mayo, garlic, onions, and mushrooms as well just to spice shit up. I shit like once a week(normal size). Eat a lot less. Groceries are cheaper. No cravings for garbage food or snacks.
A huge downside is that you basically cant socialize. Cant drink alcohol or go out to eat. Havent noticed anything negative yet.

[Anonymous No.19614779]

>>19613770
Would

[Anonymous No.19614908]

>>19613816
>last of my keto webms
you have convinced me that keto is the stupidest, most awful 'diet' ever

[Anonymous No.19614948]

MOAR recipes
LESS stupid racebaiting shit
Kthx

[Anonymous No.19614985]

>>19614948

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>>19613759
this one actually looks alright desu

[Anonymous No.19615016]

>>19613763
I bet chaffles are good though

[Anonymous No.19615032]

>>19613816
My guess is it's some can't-have-pizza cope. Lots of keto recipes are like that

[Anonymous No.19615033]

>>19614985

[Anonymous No.19615077]

really don't understand people that wash chicken or any meat really
you cook it to kill anything nasty
you will not be able to wash off anything nasty
splashing water around your sink with raw meat simply spreads that nasty stuff over a wide area
it's also fucking disgusting rubbing what you're going to eat all over a sink, even if it's clean

[Anonymous No.19615083]

>>19614435
The problem with Keto is the very minute you eat carbs you put all that weight back on. So your choice is shit yourself to death or bounce up & down. It's retarded horseshit.

[Anonymous No.19615122]

>>19615083
>the very minute you eat carbs you put all that weight back on.
If you go back to eating exactly how you were before, yes. Not that poster but I know people who did keto to lose weight, then started eating carbs again. Before keto they were drinking soda, eating chips, cake, cookies, etc. But after keto, they did more research and realized stuff like fruit and whole grains are fine sources of carbs unlike the junk food they previously ate.

[Anonymous No.19615130]

>>19613754
>Tortilla chips
>Keto
Kek

[Anonymous No.19615136]

>>19613819
That's actually not bad

[Anonymous No.19615174]

>>19615122
Yes so you can just skip the whole Keto part, well noticed.

[Anonymous No.19615204]

>>19613819
>not washing your chicken with lawreys brand soap

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.19615235]

>>19615174
I read that keto results in faster weight loss and improved insulin sensitivity compared to other diets. It might have some benefits. I don't think it's ideal but as long as it actually helps people get healthier long term then it's good.

[Anonymous No.19615295]

>>19615016
Chaffles are pretty good. I'm not even on keto but I make chaffle pizzas on occasion when I want something somewhat pizza adjacent but don't want to eat a shitload of calories.

[Anonymous No.19615298]

>>19615235
I do recommend keto for ultra fatasses who need quick results to get the ball rolling. You lose water weight exceedingly fast on keto which can help push you forward. I'd imagine it's also great if you have insulin resistance or diabetes/pre diabetes. Personally when I lost a bunch of weight I went from 290lbs to 250 on keto and then just straight up CICO down to 180.

[Anonymous No.19615303]

>>19613856
Washing chicken makes no sense. That’s why you cook it- to denature any pathogens.

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>>19615409
when do they make out

[Anonymous No.19615483]

>>19615430
Badass

[Anonymous No.19615583]

>>19615405
is this porn?

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>>19615417
So is that flakes of fish or scales?

[Anonymous No.19616240]

>>19616234
Scales the skin is used for stock

[Anonymous No.19616282]

>>19613856
Keto is a great diet to do short term, like a month max. Its terrible if you want to live like that. Washing meat you didnt butcher yourself should be self-evident, but with water not bleach and vinegar.

[Anonymous No.19616299]

>>19613780
War eagle

[Anonymous No.19616371]

>>19613836
The first bit seems useful to me. I don't wash chicken, but a lot of my bone-in skin-on chicken I get still has tiny feathers on it a lot. Like pluckable hard ones, and little vellus-like hairs. Usually happens with wings. Fire would take care of the little hairs but not the feathers.. How do you deal with this???

[Anonymous No.19616391]

>>19613770
Did they even cook the meat what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.19616402]

>>19613823
I'm pretty sure that's not chicken, that's probably bull testicles, I'm a vegan and I'm sure I've seen these fucking things in YouTube videos

[Anonymous No.19616411]

>>19615436
is that mud

[Anonymous No.19616419]

>>19615402
This webm describes perfectly how I feel about life on Earth

[Anonymous No.19616434]

>>19616391
Looks like already cooked pulled pork or some shit

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>>19615424
Kind of cruel to keep that many garloids in one tank

[Anonymous No.19616567]

>>19616446
I'd like to make something with her if you know what I mean (a baby)

[Anonymous No.19616790]

>>19616446
leche

[Anonymous No.19616797]

>>19616446
The heat of the lime cooks the shrimp

[Anonymous No.19616860]

>>19616797
It actually does, doesn't it? Well, the acidity does.

[Anonymous No.19616863]

>>19616446
Every time.

>>19616567
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.19616933]

>>19616863
I'd like to put a little, let's say, semen into her, uh, womb so she gets pregnant. You know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.19616954]

>>19613768
>he doesn’t know that the lipid heart hypothesis is false
http://library.lol/main/E24D2734C32404038EE5E8E997C4D783

[Anonymous No.19616980]

>>19613801
Too much cheese, but that's just a cauliflower gratin.

[Anonymous No.19616992]

>>19613856
Most keto dieters see limited results because keto itself is shit. You'll lose 30 honest pounds, and a good amount of muscle. You may overcome some psychological problems, but you'll likely actually just exacerbate them, and not reach your real goal. Most people eating keto are pretty normal about it, but it's still a lot of fat and cheese and meat and shit.

Your body having more vivid dreams than a stoner of 2 years hopping off weed about brownies and cookies is a problem.

[Anonymous No.19617009]

>>19613810
she doesn't really look like she's in ketosis. More like she just likes cheese.

[Anonymous No.19617021]

>>19613763
>carnivore
but those are vegetarian?

[Anonymous No.19617031]

>>19613819
Why "wash" your chicken? I don't get it
It's not bringing it

[Anonymous No.19617070]

>>19616863
Men are just as bad, and more cringe

[Anonymous No.19617128]

>>19617070
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.19617201]

>>19615434
so on a completely unrelated note i tried to make mozzarella cheese last noight but something went wrong and it turned into cream cheese

[Anonymous No.19617217]

>>19617128
#stophate

[Anonymous No.19617222]

>>19613770
I have had something like this. It was really good.

[Anonymous No.19617229]

>>19613754
This is probably good.

>>19613759
This needs something...literally anything...to give it some texture. Either bread, toast, some of that fried cheese...anything.

[Anonymous No.19617236]

>>19613826
The stupider one of them is, the more smug they are.

[Anonymous No.19617253]

>>19615033
Heh, this tranny is kind of funny

[Anonymous No.19617255]

>>19615402
She's incredibly beautiful, looks like a doll. I want to disconvert her and make her draw muhammad cartoons

[Anonymous No.19617259]

>>19613836
>how to get the hair off chicken
last time I checked chickens have feathers...
I think they might be eating rats

[Anonymous No.19617324]

>>19615422
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.19617395]

>>19617324
What animal is the big leg from?

[Anonymous No.19617561]

>>19617395
Probably ostrich

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>>19616371
when I get chicken with the few remaining little feathers/hairs I use a knife to scrape the crap off. usually works pretty well.

[Anonymous No.19617598]

>>19616446
JESUS CHRIST, WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCK A LATINA? I'VE SLEPT WITH EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN EXCEPT LATINAS. EVERY ETHNICITY EXCEPT LATINAS. ALL I WANT ARE LATINAS.

[Anonymous No.19617679]

>>19615417
>i swear the animal didnt feel anything!!

I hate meatheads so much

[Anonymous No.19617684]

>>19615295
Those chaffles worked out real well for LifeByJen

[Anonymous No.19617877]

>>19617217
Nah kys kid diddler.

[Anonymous No.19617887]

>>19613791
that bitch is fat, isn't keto supposed to be healthy?

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>>19617679
Anon its head was chopped off
>>19617598
Latinas are mid af and have anger issues. Mexicans are trash south americans are exotic enough to still be hot to me

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>>19617598
Why haven't you? It's not hard, like 60% of the girls I've fucked have been latinas.

[Anonymous No.19618019]

>>19617877
eff off, troll. #transisbeautiful

[Anonymous No.19618046]

>>19617887
keto is healthy, the sugars she eats are not

[Anonymous No.19618072]

>>19613856
Most of the diets that are being shilled to no end on the internet like they're gospel and the one truth actually have low adherence. They are not sustainable.
The basic principle for losing weight is always the same, eat less calories than you expand during the day.
Fasting is a much better tool on top of eating properly and exercising to lose weight and most importantly keep it off. You don't have to abandon all the things you like and you still get the weight loss benefits.
For morbidly obese people, you can have them on several diets at different points of their weight loss program, depending on how their body reacts and the needs. Everyone is different so they'll respond to a diet, well, differently.
Vegan isn't sustainable without supplements and even then, your brain suffers.
Carnivore faggots forget to tell you that you'll need to eat some carbs and fibers or else you will fucking explode your gut from not being able to shit.
Keto tards think ALL CARBS are bad when they're really not, it's all about use case and portions.
Fasting at the very least is free and easy. Just don't eat. When you do eat, smaller portions.

[Anonymous No.19618078]

>>19613819
Muh ancestors

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>>19618046
no lmao it's the cheese-stuffed pepperonis you hopeless ketard. What will it take for you to accept reality?

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>>19615033
I'd let xer suck my dick

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>>19617679
are you retarded?

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>>19616411
no it's an african person

[Anonymous No.19618212]

>>19618072
The easiest thing to do is just stop eating highly processed food. Every diet has been shown to lead to weight loss and improved health as long as you stop eating highly processed food. That stuff is nutritionally void for the most part, but high in calories, and engineered to taste great despite being horrible for you so you eat too much of it.

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>>19618090
nigga you will be doing the sucking

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>>19613791
This used to be a joke.

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>>19618227
vgh....

[Anonymous No.19618313]

Where's the one of those fools washing their hands in chocolate?

[Anonymous No.19618323]

>>19613754
>>19613759
>>19613763
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>>19613775
>Bread is bad because uh...Carbs and stuff!
>*eats four times the calories of bread in cheese*

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>>19615414
Lady is passing out quick let's record it

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>>19618323
show your workings

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>>19618427
is this what people actually look like or is she some fucking alien

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>>19615411
This is pathetic

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>>19615436
Wtf she's too cute to be black and eating sand pudding

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>>19613819
i thought you were being dumb with the african queen thing but its actually in the video lmao

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>>19618533
Jews have a lot of genetic defects which give them odd looks and health problems

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>>19613856
washing chicken makes sense if you do not trust any authority and your grandparents had to wash chicken because they could only afford the worst chicken, so that was passed on as a precaution

keto is a retarded fad diet that only good for fatties who stop eating junk for the first time. I tried it in the past just to see what it's about, and it was the same feeling as when i am fasting without any of the benefits. crabs are great and make up a big part of endurance. so yeah veggies and fruits are important. eating cheese and meat is reddit. literally slave food for people that fell for the advertising

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>>19619866
>only good for fatties who stop eating junk for the first time.
You say that like it doesn't negate the retarded fad part

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>>19619876
all they have to do is just eat veggies and fruit and grains and some meat in reasonable proportions and they are fine. it's why the diet is so popular; people try it to lose weight and it's the first time in their lives they stopped shoveling fast food in their mouths. can also help people who have grain related allergies. thing is, the same thing can be accomplished with fasting, and you don't have to clog up your digestive tract with a brick of cheese for lunch

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>>19613828
>washing mashing

[Anonymous No.19619892]

>>19619883
Nobody that's going to lose weight on keto (and keep it off) has brick of cheese for lunch, and if you believe that it is actually pointless, why even say it's good for fatties to begin with?

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>>19618019
Semi-impressive.

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>>19618511
She's nodding on opiates, not having a damn stroke.
She's falling asleep in people's food because of her own retarded choices, so don't feel so sorry for her.

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>>19618427
goddamn i should make some beet borscht. my bubbe made it all the time when i was small. i can taste it now, all with the dollop of sour cream on top.

[Anonymous No.19620059]

>>19619698
i've tried to not like this dude but i just can't. even though he appears at least somewhat deranged with that smile, he also seems genuinely happy to be making all that food.

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>>19620055
>She's nodding on opiates, not having a damn stroke
proofs

[Anonymous No.19620174]

the thread was shit.
maybe 2 or 3 webms worth anything.

[Anonymous No.19620194]

>>19620152
I know it when I see it. I've been around it a lot.

>>19620174
Your opinion is very valuable to us.

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>>19620194
>I know it when I see it. I've been around it a lot.

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>>19620208
I was an RN for a dozen years, anon. I have seen a lot of drug users and I know the very classic opiate nod when I see it. I'm not exactly claiming to have magical abilities here, man.

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>>19618323
>diet is about eating fats instead of carbs to cause ketosis
>try to act smug about people eating fats instead of carbs
>I am very smart.

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>>19620194
"us"

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>>19620208
NTA but fuck off newfag, he's right. The affluent suburb I grew up in was hit with big opiate epidemic back in the early - mid 2000s and a bunch of the rich kids I grew up with got strung out. Then I moved to the city. Then I hopped trains for ten years. That chick's noddin on dope

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>>19620208
>I don't know something
>Anon tries to set me straight
>clearly he's lying because of my lack of knowledge
I've noticed zoomers love doing this, I've never understood it. Fucking baffling, especially with they're a single click away from a search engine to double check.

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>>19615407
Nothing disgusts me more than women trying to be macho

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>>19617395
it's big so probably from a cow or something similar

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>>19620174
what would you like to have seen posted, anon? constructive criticism is a positive force

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>>19617031
Cheap Walmart or discount grocer chicken can have attached feathers or bone shards still clinging to the skin and meat.
So washing that off was a practical choice that became some weird subculture.

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>>19616371
That is a common technique.
The Chinese do it especially with pork, either rapid searing the skin at the highest possible temp, then giving it a scrub, or singeing it off with a blowtorch then giving it a scrub.
I've done it with turkeys after hunting because getting all the feathers off is very difficult.

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>>19613809
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>>19613763
>>19613754

This is why Americans are fat, I don't even think I have eaten as much pre-shredded cheese in my entire life as I have seen in these videos

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>>19613759
My mom used to make meatloaf in muffin tins, it was perfect portioning

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>>19618533
Normal people, no. Jews, yes.
They're heavily inbred.

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>>19613776
Holy shit she'd have lost a couple of fingertips if that actually worked

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>>19617395
the last Moa bird
his family had kept their species alive for millenia for this very moment
he ate the last truly giant bird

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>>19613856
Honestly, the webms have convinced me to give keto a shot. I have a job where I'll often go 10-11 hours without eating, and this looks like the kind of food that will fill you up all day.

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>>19613819
I knew some Latvians that would just marinate chicken in vinegar and onions. It was breddy gud.

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>>19613809
>>19613810
i'd rather top matzah with cheese and ketchup and call that pizza than eat either of these

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>>19621997
Have an animated version for the thread.

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>>19622083
I dont recognize this, anon.

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>>19621997
Me in the back

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>>19622086
Get off the internet, bear. You are a bear. Go and do bear stuff.

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>>19613819
The queen dragged her ziplock across the raw board, how useless.

Salt, Salt and Salt.

>White people don't know how to wash thier chicken

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>>19620631
she's joking, you know

[Anonymous No.19622346]

>>19618019
>Looks into mirror daily to find something that resembles a empty vessel of regrets.

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I wish I knew how to salt this good

[Anonymous No.19622423]

Dirt is the Original Seasoning

[Anonymous No.19622429]

Indian cuisine

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[Anonymous No.19622442]

How to kill a steak, and society with one bite.

Warning, Animalistic Gore

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>>19620152
It’s obvious, retard. Fentanyl and xylazine junkie.

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>>19615430
How can he eat the shells? Is it fake?

[Anonymous No.19622633]

>>19620059
and it goes to good causes, like hes cooking for homeless and poor folks, so nothing is going to waste

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>>19622103
does anyone know what hes saying?

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>>19618427
That is NOT a tomboy.

[Anonymous No.19622658]

>>19620260
Except you know the sheer calories and cholesterol. Have fun having a heart attack at 35

[Anonymous No.19622660]

>>19618529
>>19620260
Keto works because meat by and large have pretty good gram/calorie ratios and are quite heavy. So they fill you up with less and for longer. Carbs tend to skew to a very high calorie to gram ratio are are more airy. You can keep eating carbs mindlessly without feeling particularly full. Being in ketosis is far less beneficial as the tertiary benefits of just eating a naturally lower calorie filling diet of meats.

All diets are essentially CICO and keto gravitates towards lower calorie eating habits. Hence why it works. Absolutely dousing it in cheese and other high calorie additives undoes the benefitable effects. Like how eating a salad is good but not if you drench it in 800 calories of ranch and bacon and cheese.

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>>19622103
fish heads?

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>>19620055
What the fuck is going on here

[Anonymous No.19622695]

>>19616391
The heat of the cheese cooks the meat

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>>19622654
She has the haircut and loves food

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>>19613754
Prison level recipe.

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>>19622696
That isn’t a tomboy haircut and she doesn’t love food, she loves bragging about being Jewish. Fuck off and die.

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>>19613856
>well choice A is terrible and worse then choice B but choice B is currently the popular scape goat so choice A sells more shitty diet plans and clicks
Choice C. ount your fucking calories. Stop trying to recreate shitting bad for you food with other shitty bad for you alternatives.

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>>19622708

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>>19622627
It's probably uncomfortable but you could chew eggshells enough to break them down to be swallowed. They're not that thick.

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>>19622711
>not wanting a loving tomboy to make you kosher food

[Anonymous No.19622754]

>>19613776
How are you even supposed to open a coconut, anyway? I'd go to the parking lot and throw it against a wall, even though I'd lose the coconut water in the process.

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[Anonymous No.19622779]

>>19618323
You can actually eat up to around ten times the normal calories when your body is in a ketosis state, since fat is far less efficient an energy source compared to carbs. But you just want to go "le keto bad" instead of trying it.

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>>19613759
>>19613754
It's just super lazy cheese dip and meatballs.

>>19621518
Your mom sounds like a gem.

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>>19622767
She could use some more curry

>Video desperately tries to encompass a clean and sterile, ground.

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>>19613823
>>19616402
They were very impressive chickens.

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>>19619717
She's Khoisan, colored. Different people from West Africans.

[Anonymous No.19622843]

>>19622808
indians are pretty disgusting people. if you wanna see what a country is like, go their their non tourist areas. Indians comments in this youtube video i saw today was pissed streamer went to a non tourist part and the streamer said"india is disgusting" in the title.
https://youtu.be/386iVwP-bAA

[Anonymous No.19622868]

>>19622675
You thought apples were naturally red?

[Anonymous No.19622888]

>>19614377
Yeah man. That's some keto shit I'm down with. Even though I am imagining that all cheese pulled around and around a piece of garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.19622916]

>>19622843
They aren't human

[Anonymous No.19622947]

I don't get all this meme shit with keto, when I did it I basically just ate like normal but cut out high carb foods.

[Anonymous No.19622950]

>>19620231
>obey
holy fuck it took me a second

[Anonymous No.19622960]

>>19622947
It's a liberal thing, we wouldn't understand

[test No.19622967]

test

[Anonymous No.19622969]

>>19622967
I'm sorry, you're positive

[Anonymous No.19622977]

>>19622840
She's black

[Anonymous No.19623095]

>>19618511
I had a guy in my old platoon that would fall asleep just like that, he could be in the middle of a sentence and then just start snoring. Worst part was that he would fall asleep behind the wheel when we were driving convoys so that was some scary shit. It's not like she's having a medical emergency in that video she.

[Anonymous No.19623112]

[Anonymous No.19623115]

>>19623095
Do they really let people with narcolepsy drive vehicles? Story seems kind of sketchy.

[Anonymous No.19623120]

>>19622977
gross

[Anonymous No.19623123]

>>19623095
Only in the Army, that shit wouldn't happen in the Marines.

When you join the low, expect a blow

[Anonymous No.19623130]

>>19620208
>>19620152
>>19618511
You don't stay on your feet like that when you pass out dipshit.

[Anonymous No.19623139]

>>19623130
In what universe is leaning into a table and falling flat against it staying on your feet.

[Anonymous No.19623142]

>>19623130
I would bet drugs, it's not exhaustion although i am nigger fatigued.

[Anonymous No.19623150]

>>19622754
You can hit it with the rolling pin without the knife but that requires you to pass an IQ check of 80

[Anonymous No.19623155]

>>19616446
O-okay

[Anonymous No.19623159]

>>19613780
>Using high carb cheese

[Anonymous No.19623160]

>>19622641
China #1
China #1
China #1

[Anonymous No.19623166]

>>19622754
I just wack it a few time along the mid section with the spine of my 9 inch chef knife. cracks nicely in half.

[Anonymous No.19623167]

>>19622767
What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with these people?
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.19623168]

>>19613819
Well she can't fucking use a knife so what would you expect?

[Anonymous No.19623172]

>>19618078
Her ancestors are Chinese, that's why she uses lemon

[Anonymous No.19623174]

>>19616402
How do they take the cum out of the testicles before cooking them?

[Anonymous No.19623183]

>>19623174
cum isn't stored in the testes you retard.

[Anonymous No.19623184]

>>19623123
Scott Thompson is literally the only faggot I find genuinely funny and have a small ounce of respect for.

[Anonymous No.19623190]

>>19613828
The heat of the cooking process kills the bacteria

[Anonymous No.19623194]

>>19623139
The universe where you're still on your feet when you pass out.
You just saw it with your own eyes wtf

[Anonymous No.19623206]

>>19613845
Motherfucker there is an entire process done between killing the chicken and you getting it at the supermarket, they pluck the feathers, they remove the organs, they boil it for a second then they prepare it for freezing by either injecting it with a solution or drying it

[Anonymous No.19623220]

>>19615033
They can't help themselves

[Anonymous No.19623239]

>>19619698
A small amount of rice for the average pajsheet

[Anonymous No.19623242]

>>19620194
I have done this twice as fast as this guy

[Anonymous No.19623252]

>>19622309
>>19622346
Stop posting off topic shit faggot

[Anonymous No.19623277]

>>19622658
>cholesterol
>heart attack
Damn you're stupid

[Anonymous No.19623278]

>>19623252
Eat up, it's well within the thread, if you don't like multicultural food than who is the real bigot?

[Anonymous No.19623287]

>>19622960
How do you know it was Steve?

[Anonymous No.19623338]

>>19623123
i love kids in the hall. even their new season on amazon was funny as hell

[Anonymous No.19623363]

[Anonymous No.19623383]

>>19618227
what do if chips get broken?

[Anonymous No.19623438]

>>19623363
Frustrating and humorous.

[Anonymous No.19623508]

>>19613770
this is one of the most american things I've ever seen. It looks good, but I'd rather not eat something that would be so likely to turn my colon into a turbofan.

[Anonymous No.19623515]

>>19613780
>ranch seasoning

WHAT THE FUCK IS RANCH SEASONING? EXPLAIN THIS ABOMINATION!

[Anonymous No.19623520]

>>19614985
I wish they wouldn't associate me with this food abomination

[Anonymous No.19623531]

>>19618019
as a furry... TAKE OFF THOSE GIANT FUCKING FURSUIT HANDS TO DO BARTENDING SHIT, YOU FUCKING RETARD!

[Anonymous No.19623537]

>>19622309
>smear out the white line

I bet that's what you want, sure.

[Anonymous No.19623592]

>>19623383
Can you not handle breaking everything you touch for the 10 seconds you need to assemble this?

[Anonymous No.19623610]

[Anonymous No.19624120]

>>19623610
Is that Nikocado? Almost impressive.

[Anonymous No.19624121]

>>19615174
You could, but actually keto as a short term diet is order of magnitude more effective than any calories restriction based diet because of how your body response to keto

Pros of keto are basically
> food category restriction let you eat less
> not having limits in quantity has a beneficial psychological effects, it makes more likely sticking to the diet
> Ketones are effective hunger suppressant

So keto is a powerful diet for **starting** a diet. The problem is that retards actually end up doing keto as a long term diet, which is suboptimal/unhealthy

>>19615083
The reality is that food disorders are not strictly related to food but they are a manifestation of underline problems, often psychological

Your weight is a genetic predisposition caused by multiple factors, so if you are predisposed for being overweight/obese , it's something you need to be care of your entire life
The success rate of losing weight and maintaining that weight over long term is very low around 10% (without bariatric surgery). It's not a keto problem, it's just that keto is extremely effective for losing weight and then people go back to their initial weight and you correlate it with a low effectivenes of keto, but it would have gone the same way with any other diet
You have to tread being obese exactly like being a heroin addict, it's not sufficient to get yourself off the substance, you have to fix all the other problem in the meantime and fight all your life to not get back to heroin once life goes temporarily shit again

[Anonymous No.19624130]

>>19623610
Something very uncanny valley about the way he moves

[Anonymous No.19624146]

>>19624121
>Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Every fucking Keto post in a nutshell
Shut the fuck up about your meme reddit diet already

[Anonymous No.19624207]

>>19613791
This is the kind of stuff I would do as a 12 year old on short cuts of baguettes, for my parents and school events. I can't imagine why she looks proud of showing this off.

[Anonymous No.19624228]

>>19620208
It truly would be nice to have lived a life that allowed me to be such an ignorant retarded nigger like you. Instead I had to see people nodding, leaving needles in the streets, and dying on bus benches. I hope you're thankful that you don't know this when you see it, and remember to keep your dumb mouth shut when other people who know more than you are talking.

[Anonymous No.19624267]

>>19623159
>grams of carbs per ounce

[Anonymous No.19624419]

[Anonymous No.19624667]

>>19622947
fat people are the biggest crabs in the societal bucket by far
they hate to see others change what they themselves can't, and will put a lot of effort into villifying those who do

[Anonymous No.19624767]

>>19622840
She's Ethiopian Hamar not Khoisan, different style of attire and facial structure.

[Anonymous No.19624980]

>>19624419
eggs

[Anonymous No.19625082]

>>19615033
How to make tap water pt2

[Anonymous No.19625114]

>>19622960
clapping while talking is basketball american-tier shit that should be met with boiling oil to the face
>>19623142
CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH

[Anonymous No.19625218]

>>19624419
the heat of the stare cooks the viewer

[Anonymous No.19625261]

>>19613770
looks good

[Anonymous No.19625378]

>>19622843
they're all agreeing with the OP, though

[Anonymous No.19625598]

>>19623520
I wish you wouldn't associate society with your abomination

[Anonymous No.19625627]

>>19613826
>wash your chicken
>trust the government
They're both retarded. A match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.19626073]

>>19622868
>>19622675
Those are hollow chocolate, dingus.

[Anonymous No.19626078]

>>19615414
A true sandwich artist puts everything they have into their work and leaves nothing for themselves

[Anonymous No.19626102]

>>19617128
>you will never be a white
let me dream

[Anonymous No.19626319]

>>19621443
>weird subculture
Something like that

[Anonymous No.19626383]

This guy obsessed with burnt cheese is a dweeb.

[Anonymous No.19626657]

>>19613920
keto diet means you can eat literally any fucking thing you want so long as there is Zero carbohydrates so you see depraved food addicts coping with pounds of cheese and bacon etc

[Anonymous No.19626832]

>>19623183
How do they take the pee out of the testicles before serving them?

[Anonymous No.19626871]

>>19616107
What was she cooking

[Anonymous No.19626994]

>>19623520
I wish you wouldn't associate my existence to your delusions

[Anonymous No.19627190]

>>19623112
who would do this?
Even budweiser deserves better

[Anonymous No.19627202]

>>19623610
this is AI generated

[Anonymous No.19627265]

>>19626657
Sounds like a perfect diet for fat tubs of lard with no self control

[Anonymous No.19627414]

>>19613816
isn't this just a weird way of doing a frittata?

[Anonymous No.19627450]

>>19616954
is this about monounsaturated fats

[Anonymous No.19627455]

>>19620231
if you ain't sneezin nigga that shih aint seasoned fr
>>19622950
what the fuck did he mean

[Anonymous No.19627470]

>>19617887
>isn't keto supposed to be healthy
baiting vegan

[Anonymous No.19627644]

>>19627265
every ketotard I've met is either roided out or 300+ pounds lol

[Anonymous No.19627668]

>>19627644
what the fuck is that shit

[Anonymous No.19627672]

>>19622627
He literally just fucking eats them. The LA Beast doesn't fuck around with fake shit, he's a dumb meathead but he'll eat anything to prove he can. This is a guy who has eaten a box of lightbulbs and a whole cactus with needles and all, a whole egg ain't shit.

[Anonymous No.19627673]

>>19627668
looks like eels enjoying a 'za

[Anonymous No.19627677]

>>19627673
They look sorta like snakeheads to me

[Anonymous No.19627682]

>>19623363
This shit always gets me super anxious every time I see it. Fucking stressful.

[Anonymous No.19627744]

>>19627677
what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.19627756]

>>19623363
>Jingle Jam
Isn't this Yogscast? That'd explain why the fuck these women don't know how fucking use a kitchen knife, they're "gamer girls".

[Anonymous No.19627804]

>>19620209
in permanent disbelief that these motherfuckers just eat the shell

[Anonymous No.19627814]

>>19626832
They get a british person to insult it.

[Anonymous No.19627818]

>>19627804
When it's deep fried like that it's just crunchy.

[Anonymous No.19627822]

>>19627818
I'm well aware of what it's like when fried you lying little shit

[Anonymous No.19627823]

>>19627822
Well I eat the shells when it's fried ￣\_(ツ)_/￣

[Anonymous No.19627825]

>>19627744
Snakeheads look more like an elongated fish, their dorsal fin starts further back than the one of an Eel.
Eels look more like underwater snakes, usually very small pectoral fins

[Anonymous No.19628105]

>>19622641
Chingchogdingdonf
Taiwan number one, Tiananmen square was a massacre, we made the coronavirus and the black plague

[Anonymous No.19628188]

>>19622667
Chicken heads (like your mom)

[Anonymous No.19628234]

>>19622754
I drill a hole to get the liquid out, then throw it hard against the edge of the marble countertop and it explodes and chunks fly everywhere.

[Anonymous No.19628244]

>>19613754
That's barely a recipe

[Anonymous No.19628249]

>>19613819
>brining chicken before freezing it

[Anonymous No.19628308]

>>19628249
>posting cat pic

[Anonymous No.19628467]

>>19627455
>what the fuck did he mean
The person in the video called "Old Bay" seasoning "obey"

[Anonymous No.19628479]

>>19628467
hahaha

I bought some like a week ago and it's fucking nasty weak shit

[Anonymous No.19628486]

>>19628308
>meme arrow

[Anonymous No.19628621]

>>19617217
I like watermelon but why make it a cocktail?

[Anonymous No.19628660]

>>19615130
Do you not know there are keto abominations in every store. Keto tortilla chips exist.

[Anonymous No.19629431]

>>19615420
This is in new orleans. If they tried that now, they'd be raped and beheaded by local teens.

[Anonymous No.19629442]

>>19629431
doubt it, but keep on being an agoraphobic pussweed

[Anonymous No.19629470]

>>19629442
as someone who illegally carries a .380, i dont consider the actions of local teens. hope that answered your question

[Anonymous No.19629544]

>>19622641
SCHWONG HAI SHON SHEA CHAN TSE DONNNGG. NO KINE WEY DAO PAO KONG TUUU

[Anonymous No.19629662]

>>19613775
>no carb
>puts on pickles

[Anonymous No.19629664]

>>19623515
Anon what the fuck do you think ranch is?

[Anonymous No.19629990]

>>19629662
LMAO imagine being illiterate