Confess.

[Anonymous No.19606977]

[Anonymous No.19607008]

I ate 1 cup of flour without realizing it was 450 calories

[Anonymous No.19607017]

>>19606977
I've been diligently practicing small kitchen tricks like cracking eggs with one hand or flipping pancakes with the pan so I can impress a girl some day. Any day now...

[Anonymous No.19607025]

I STILL make portions that are too big and then force myself to eat it anyway.

[Anonymous No.19607040]

I may or may not have snuck a taste of my friends wife's breastmilk from his fridge.

[Anonymous No.19607234]

>>19607040
as a guy with a breastfeeding wife with huge milkers, take some fucking bags next time.
I've got an entire fucking fridge full. I had to buy another mini fridge to store it. We've started giving it away by the gallon to women who can't breastfeed. My wife literally pumps her milk on the hour. The kid can't drink it all, SOMEONE might as well.
It's gotten to the point where I've wondered if I should make ice-cream or creme fraiche out of it to at least preserve it because this woman is making so much fucking breast milk.

[Anonymous No.19607239]

Jennifer Kesse is in Lake Okeechobee.

[Anonymous No.19607242]

>>19606977
I just ate a chicken that I marinated in dirty sink water

[Anonymous No.19607248]

>>19607234
You geriatric fetishists are the most sick fucks in the world I swear. Thank God I am a MAP.

[Anonymous No.19607343]

>>19606977
the calzones from aldi are really good and i just ate one for breakfast

[Anonymous No.19607353]

i tried eggs with chorizo for the first time this morning, now i need to buy chorizo for myself

[Anonymous No.19607377]

I buy super cheap frozen pizzas then put fresh ingredients like diced tomatoes, peppers, onion, extra cheese on them and eat the whole pizza to myself.

I eat over the sink nearly every day, when Im not, I eat in bed. I have eaten at my dining room table once in the past year.

During the winter I cook in the dark or by candle light because Im fucking cheap and use over/stove cooking heat to stay warm.

Sometimes beer is my only caloric intake in a day.

I miss my wife.

[Anonymous No.19607384]

>>19607353
If you don't know chorizo is made from pig salivary glands.

[Anonymous No.19607387]

>>19607384
And also lymph nodes

[Anonymous No.19607403]

I posted a lewd comment in the Mrs. Crocombe thread

[Anonymous No.19607408]

I said to the faggot who always display a ball jar of of milk and shit food in his threads that I hope his parents will die crushed by a truck in a car accident and I honestly hope it will happen.

[Anonymous No.19607422]

I used to dump sugar in my cheerios because it wasnt sweet enough.

I have started recently to put hot sauce on EVERYTHING. I go through a bottle of tobasco in like a week.

For some reason peanut butter has been tasting fucking amazing to me I will eat it from the jar with a spoon.

Quite often I will be overcome by ravenous hunger with no explanation and feast on a multitude of things and fall asleep for several hours in the afternoons and ruin my day.

[Anonymous No.19607508]

>>19606977
I make carnivore pancakes out of eggs and cream cheese because I’m a pussy and don’t like the taste of eggs. I used to like them but I ate one vegetable omelet and my brain got instantly re-wired from it. I do it because I want to still eat eggs since they’re a great cheap source of nutrition. The pancakes are honestly quite good. Pretty much identical to regular pancakes. They’re just thin and the texture is slightly springy like eggs.
https://www.primaledgehealth.com/carnivore-pancakes/

[Anonymous No.19607517]

>>19607508
Why would you need to confess that? It's a good/healthy thing. Kids can consent.

[Anonymous No.19607527]

>>19606977
I don't like the texture of onions and will substitute fresh chopped onions with onion powder when I cook for myself.

[Anonymous No.19607537]

>>19606977

I like most freezer pizzas more than fresh made pizza's.

[Anonymous No.19607544]

>>19607234
You should start making cheese from it. Save the whey and turn it into protein powder.

[Anonymous No.19607548]

>>19607239

[Anonymous No.19607555]

I don't let meat rest before eating it.

[Anonymous No.19607614]

I only learned how to cook the food of my people because foreigners told me about how they love Southern BBQ. Before I only cooked 'exotic' easy to make stuff and boiled pasta.

Southern food is best food, especially biscuits, change my mind.

[Anonymous No.19607663]

>>19607025
Same

[Anonymous No.19607665]

>>19606977
>datamine yourself
no I won't, faggot

[Anonymous No.19608024]

>>19607025
That's just called being a man. I don't think it's curable.

[Anonymous No.19608086]

>>19607234
You and her should drink it.

[Anonymous No.19608093]

I keep value menu wendys chicken sandwiches tucked down the side of my mattress where they can press up against the radiator, so any time I want to I can just reach down and pull out a hot chicken sandwich without needing to get out of bed

[Anonymous No.19608291]

i sat in my poopy diaper for longer than is reasonable :(

[Anonymous No.19608393]

I underseason everything even after I swear I won't next time because I mentally view all seasoning as salt that will cause health problems if I use too much.

[Anonymous No.19608401]

I barely even know how to cook. My friends and family seem to think I can cook pretty well, but all I do is follow the directions on a recipe. I don't think I've ever made anything from scratch.

[Anonymous No.19608403]

I enjoy tofu

[Anonymous No.19608404]

>>19608403
fag

[Anonymous No.19608407]

>>19606977
i drink sweetened condensed milk straight out of the can and when it's empty i open it and scrape the remained out with a spoon

[Anonymous No.19608441]

i buy the bags of pre-shredded cheese specifically because i like eating handfuls of it at random points of the day.

[Anonymous No.19608471]

>>19606977
I don't consider what pastas go best with what and just pick what shape looks interesting at the moment.

[Anonymous No.19608476]

>>19608024
>That's just called being a man. I don't think it's curable
HRT, friend.

[Anonymous No.19608480]

>>19607422
Congrats anon, you’re pregnant!

[Anonymous No.19608486]

>>19608471
based

[Anonymous No.19608491]

>>19607544
I could probably sell breast milk whey on /fit/ desu

[Anonymous No.19608513]

>>19606977
I love to cook. But hate to cook for other people.

[Anonymous No.19608520]

>>19608441
I do this from time to time and feel like an idiot whilst dumping shredded cheese into my face and it falls on the counter.
>>19608471
Same. Pasta is pasta in my eyes, its all made out of the same stuff right?

I fed my coworker a basically raw burger one night, I was grilling in the dark and I couldnt tell if it was done. We were both really drunk and he didnt notice..but I did after he ate it.

[Anonymous No.19608554]

>>19607234
is she the woman from that one webm?

[Anonymous No.19608567]

>>19606977
I like the taste of my own cum.
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.19608653]

>>19608403
>I enjoy tofu
Tofu is fucking awesome, it's basically the fresh mozzarella of the vegan world

[Anonymous No.19608664]

>>19608404
Cringe unnecessary tofu hater

[Anonymous No.19608670]

>>19606977
It is not a sin that I like peanut butter with tofu and ketchup

[Anonymous No.19608708]

>>19606977
i can't make it up a flight of stairs without running out of breath

[Anonymous No.19608724]

I deep fried a burger
Eated the whole thing
Shited oil afterwards
I ate mayo and whipped cream sandwich once
Liked it

[Anonymous No.19608757]

>>19606977
I'm scared to eat my parent's food because they're boomers and don't follow modern food handling guidelines and hygiene standards and it made me sick several times. I don't tell them that but I know it hurts their feelings that I don't eat their food

[Anonymous No.19608758]

>>19606977
Ive been putting worcestershire sauce on everything lately like its ketchup or hot sauce, even lasagna

[Anonymous No.19608765]

>>19607377
Damn. She die?

[Anonymous No.19608865]

Made spaghetti for family and didn't have pasta sauce so I mixed salsa and pineapple teriyaki with some worstechire for smell and mixed it with some sausage and spinach tasted pretty damn good

[Anonymous No.19608873]

>>19608865
You can mix any sauce and meat you want with pasta just like you can put any sauce and meat on a sandwich. I never understood why people were do obsessed with generic red sauce and ground beef.

[Anonymous No.19608877]

>>19608873
It's gotta be tradition. Plenty of other tasty stuff for sure

[Anonymous No.19608881]

I don't cook. I come here entirely to discuss fast food.

[Anonymous No.19608886]

>>19608881
i love fast food

[Anonymous No.19608924]

>>19606977
i've spent the last year surviving on 2 cups of coffee throughout the day, and then a bowl of aglio e olio for dinner

[Anonymous No.19608977]

>>19607234
Make some milkshakes

[Anonymous No.19609128]

I've been making kielbasa in the air fryer, and eating it with teriyaki sauce and wasabi on a bed of rice with furikake like twice a week for the last month.

My original plan was to make some sort of american-polish bastardization of spam mitsubi but I got lazy and just dumped it in a bowl but it tastes really good and I don't want to make anything else because it's so easy

[Anonymous No.19609169]

Canned whole pinto beans are too convenient. I know this.

[Anonymous No.19609342]

>>19607377
extremely based
based for sink but eating in bed is fucking disgusting kill yourself
based
more or less based
im sorry anon

[Anonymous No.19609532]

>>19606977
I like gas station hotdogs

i eat way too much caseys breakfast pizza

[Anonymous No.19610131]

I have a crippling Chipotle addiction and I was camped outside in the parking lot before they opened like a junkie at a methadone clinic. One of the employees told me they opened at 10:45 but I waited until he opened the door and took the recycling out and I sneaked in at 10:44

I went back after I was pretty sure the opening crew was all gone so they wouldn't recognize me and I got another two burritos last nighr before they closed. The girl with the nose ring had a pretty smile and gave me extra chicken without charging me and I've been up all night thinking about her. I tipped her a $5 so I ended up spending even more money and I can't sustain my habit.

[Anonymous No.19610206]

>>19606977
I think McDonalds is one of the best fast food chains my country has to offer, and I'm tired of people shitting on it just because "big corpo bad".
No, your hand-formed, whole-grain bun with dry aged kobe beef, 6 month old cheddar and "secret homemade burger sauce" for 18 bucks does not taste better than an average big mac

[Anonymous No.19610214]

>>19607384
>>19607387
It's not retard.

[Anonymous No.19610237]

>>19606977
I don't know how to cook I've lived my first uni year off takeout and fasting. I've started a little bit (can make chili, eggs a few different ways now), but don't really know how to learn enough to keep a good diet at all. feel a little filthy with how many wings I've had

[Anonymous No.19610366]

made cacio e pepe, again
cheese solidified in clumps and failed to sauce, again
flavorless pasta with chunks of grey parm in a puddle of grey pepper-butter-water

[Anonymous No.19611474]

I get burger king after I'm done with my shifts for the week. I work nights.
So I use the drive through, order my two whoppers with large fry and large cherry coke. The burgers always come out fresh and the fries scalding hot because it's 8:30 AM and you don't know they serve their regular menu all day but they do. It's always good, never stale.

[Anonymous No.19611709]

I told people online I'm starting a carnivore diet, ate two meeseburgers and fish- then I just ended up eating a PB&J regardless because there's so much bread and pasta leftover. Bros, I'm gonna have to devour that shit first before I can move on. I hate wasting food.

[Anonymous No.19611778]

>>19607017
Hang in there anon, it will pay off.

I've lived it myself.

[Anonymous No.19611964]

>>19606977
I've had a fixation of eating raw spaghetti since childhood. I've grown to love the pure wheat flavor and texture. To the point where I only want to consume beers with the highest wheat and lowest hops profile. Stuff like Kiran Ichiban are my go to. Will take recommendations if /ck/ has any.

[Anonymous No.19611967]

>>19606977
I rarely cook anymore, I just don't give a shit

I want to die

[Anonymous No.19612029]

>>19606977
im making blondies right now and i am very joyful

[Anonymous No.19612099]

I almost always eat my leftovers cold because I'm lazy and I've gotten to like it, and I'm not talking about pizza or quiche, I'm talking cold spaghetti bolognese, lasagna, boeuf bourguignon, etc...

[Anonymous No.19612114]

I cooke mac and cheese in the microwave

[Anonymous No.19612372]

>>19611709
give it away

[Anonymous No.19612711]

>>19608480
no, no. He's someone who just discovered cannabis and has undiagnosed hypoglycemia.

[Anonymous No.19612749]

>be moving jugs of old frying oil out of the kitchen to the back door
>as I walk back in, a greyish black shadow darts away to the left and out of view (the kitchen is L-shaped, it went around the corner)
>check the other door, it would be moving slightly if someone just left out of it, nothing
>the cashier is sitting in a chair looking at his phone on the opposite end of the store
>it was vaguely person-shaped but part of it was missing, my brain instinctively thought it was a person
>it was big, at least 6 feet tall, it might have been wearing old-fashioned baggy clothes but it was only there for a split second so can't say for certain
I've known about the kitchen ghost for 2 years and seen things out of the corner of my eye but today was the clearest view I've ever gotten of it.

[Anonymous No.19613012]

>>19607017
You should learn to make crepes and flip them in the pan
Then when you get a gf in the morning you can flip the crepe and put it directly on her plate with the rorschach side facing up and tell her she's only allowed to use filling (neutella, jam, sweetcheese, etc) if she tells you what she sees in it first
Then you can hold hands and cuddle while watching Stanger Things or Lost
:)

[Anonymous No.19613015]

>>19607234
Make crepes out of it anon
Breastmilk crepes

[Anonymous No.19613024]

>>19608093

[Anonymous No.19613025]

>>19612749
You've got mice bro, quit before the health inspector finds out

[Anonymous No.19613031]

>>19610131
You need to go back and whisk her off her feet and you can have chipotle cater the wedding anon

[Anonymous No.19613033]

I impulse buy my groceries every week based on what's on sale and it leads to some poor decision-making

This week I bought a five pound package of chicken drumsticks and I've been eating that all week

[Anonymous No.19613042]

I ate the whole box of cannolis. I didn’t forget. I cared more about eating them than pleasing you.

[Anonymous No.19613066]

I'm Indian from Hindu family but I live in a state with a lot of Muslims so sometimes I sneak to the Muslim stores and eat beef even though I am not supposed to . I eat chapli beef kebabs. Which are not allowed in hinduism cultures.

[Anonymous No.19613098]

>>19613066
You shouldnt eat beef because cows are cute :3
You shouldnt not eat beef because your poosncestors worship them
Sorry about your brown skin anon

[Anonymous No.19613100]

I haven't eaten beef in over a month.

[Anonymous No.19613109]

>>19613025
No this thing was a fucking entity. The new rich owners added a motion-activated paper towel dispenser and it would trigger it when no one was touching it. I've found the faucet turned a crack with water trickling when I never touched it. The kitchen is fucking haunted.

[Anonymous No.19613111]

Sometimes I grab a kraft single from the fridge, wrap it in a tortilla, and eat it cold.

[Anonymous No.19613113]

I like plain unsalted rice cakes more than ice cream.

[Anonymous No.19614630]

>>19606977
The pesto sauce at the restaurant I work for is made with bone broth, but is listed as vegan on the menu.