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Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:40:13 2023 No.19599869 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:45:21 2023 No.19599874 File: 2.99 MB, 310x550, 1682572575506979.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:48:33 2023 No.19599883 >>19599869 >>19599874 SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:52:21 2023 No.19599890 File: 1.82 MB, 720x1280, 1612900121293.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599883

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:54:24 2023 No.19599893 File: 1.71 MB, 800x500, lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599869

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:56:25 2023 No.19599901 File: 2.84 MB, 608x1080, 1569223047927.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599893

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:58:38 2023 No.19599915 File: 1.26 MB, 400x400, geoduck2bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599901

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:00:23 2023 No.19599921 File: 1.64 MB, 728x1290, 1577384061733.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599915

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:01:11 2023 No.19599924 File: 2.18 MB, 400x300, Untitled.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599883

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:01:43 2023 No.19599927 File: 927 KB, 480x480, fish_flip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599921

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:02:03 2023 No.19599930 >>19599921 ???????

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:14:47 2023 No.19599963 >>19599893 you guys think i have a chance with kay

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:34:48 2023 No.19600025 File: 2.50 MB, 889x500, Big_Mac.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599963

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:35:58 2023 No.19600029 File: 1.72 MB, 480x854, 1689503843874615.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:36:56 2023 No.19600036 File: 1.90 MB, 768x432, 1513220173614.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600025

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:39:12 2023 No.19600046 File: 2.99 MB, 500x500, 1673892401944562.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:39:17 2023 No.19600048 File: 1.94 MB, 720x1280, Dumb_bitch_food_box.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600029

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:42:58 2023 No.19600056 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, smokedchicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600046

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:47:52 2023 No.19600067 File: 1.41 MB, 626x352, sallow egg cuck prisoner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:51:42 2023 No.19600080 File: 2.87 MB, 540x540, 1672326768186696.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:55:56 2023 No.19600089 File: 1.46 MB, 427x318, 1468564279811.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600056

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:58:44 2023 No.19600096 File: 1002 KB, 720x404, cheesedoughnuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:01:25 2023 No.19600102 File: 140 KB, 1280x720, Kiss-The-Ground-Movie_TotallyVeganBuzz-1280x720-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599915 >>19599901 shes hurting its penus ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:05:05 2023 No.19600109 File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, 1674427468231324.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:07:37 2023 No.19600116 File: 160 KB, 336x336, 1687473353587405.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599927 What the actual fuck lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:12:07 2023 No.19600132 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, 1674939433052246.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The king of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:18:22 2023 No.19600150 File: 1.28 MB, 534x534, 1587937643055.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:33:29 2023 No.19600195 >>19600150 My onahole can do that to. So what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:34:01 2023 No.19600196 File: 2.89 MB, 853x480, jack's romantic dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600150 everything reminds me of her.......

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:05:25 2023 No.19600264 >>19599869 its nice he didn't want to give that pizza aids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:07:35 2023 No.19600271 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, how to make PB sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599869

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:15:03 2023 No.19600287 File: 752 KB, 400x400, 1627410257943.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:41:49 2023 No.19600350 >>19600080 >1.7GOMAD Well, /fit/ does not need to hear about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:44:40 2023 No.19600357 File: 2.92 MB, 754x424, queen of the carrot feelers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599869

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:51:37 2023 No.19600374

>>19600132
It's a true skill to be this incompetent at every cooking endeavor. Jack can't even grill hot dogs and hamburgers without fucking it up. The dogs are too burnt and the hamburgers don't look cooked enough or are still partially frozen or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:55:56 2023 No.19600381 File: 3.71 MB, 360x640, 1690493275061342.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:03:28 2023 No.19600392 >>19600080 >an actual hucow Hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:32:35 2023 No.19600449 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, 1683229895137736.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:38:23 2023 No.19600461 >>19600374 >The dogs are too burnt Nah, grilled hot dogs are great off the grill blackened like that. He just fucked them up by aligning them the wrong way. Also I'm not sure why they were coated in smegma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:39:08 2023 No.19600463 File: 2.16 MB, 405x720, 1671109582373607.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:42:30 2023 No.19600474 >>19600449 I'm so retarded that for a second I thought that was Ed O'Brien.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:44:30 2023 No.19600479 File: 3.42 MB, 406x720, 168808657350851.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600474 Literally who? No one understanding what you speaking about, the little boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:52:57 2023 No.19600498 >>19600479 >little boy projection overdrive

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:03:46 2023 No.19600519 Anybody got the submarine mess hall from the 1970s webm? It's extremely comfy and I'd like to see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:21:27 2023 No.19600550 >>19599930 chink tries to eat live squid squid tries to not be eaten chink cries

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:27:40 2023 No.19600557 File: 2.90 MB, 640x642, 1667780107720343.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599921 why must mukbang chinks and gooks cry all the fucking time in front of a camera?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:29:11 2023 No.19600558 >>19599915 damn it really seems to like getting slapped, makes it cum like crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 07:52:57 2023 No.19600660 >>19600449 varför? vem är det? varför har något filmat det här och varför postas den? många frågor

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 08:04:55 2023 No.19600676 America is a lawless place where horrors beyond comprehension in the kitchen are considered normal. They should have stopped at beef jerky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 08:20:12 2023 No.19600695 >>19600449 Oh hey it's the guy that the /int/ Sweden thread schizo keeps posting

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 08:36:38 2023 No.19600712 >>19600080 why does a person need fifty-hundred doses of breast milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 08:47:49 2023 No.19600734 >>19600695 Yes, he got one of swedens biggest phone operators rangebanned across the board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 08:48:29 2023 No.19600736 >>19600712 Where did you find the words "need" and "dose" Are you retarded or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 08:55:33 2023 No.19600744 >>19599883 Tell me how to make webms and I'll post new stuff.

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 09:01:24 2023 No.19600753
File: 1.54 MB, 576x1024, girlpunch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>19600744
ffmpeg -i original.mp4 -an -c:v libvpx-vp9 output.webm
there's also parameters for bitrate if you want to set a specific quality target, and optionally two pass encoding to target a specific file size

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 09:04:23 2023 No.19600757 >>19600109 What's the right way of eating this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 09:24:30 2023 No.19600782 >>19600056 Can I dispose of corpses like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:15:55 2023 No.19600935 >>19600782 There's a ton of moisture in a human body, that's going to be a lot of wood

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:29:53 2023 No.19600948 >>19600381 Is this pajeet prison?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:37:15 2023 No.19600954 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly King of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:38:32 2023 No.19600957 File: 3.86 MB, 480x360, Mestre Da Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:49:09 2023 No.19600967 >>19600381 lmao wypeepo don season dey food

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:51:37 2023 No.19600969 >>19600957 >the hole in the dough at the start always gets me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:56:49 2023 No.19600972 >>19600132 how the fuck does he get sand on the sausages?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:58:24 2023 No.19600974 File: 2.80 MB, 576x1024, 1672358523722578.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:00:12 2023 No.19600978 File: 2.94 MB, 352x640, 1673032063249515.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:25:44 2023 No.19601010 >>19599901 Look at these fat arms and finger, filters working overtime

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:32:25 2023 No.19601022 File: 2.88 MB, 402x716, Houston_Tater_Tots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600978

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:44:21 2023 No.19601039 >>19600132 I checked out what Jack is up to these days and even despite his third stroke, he's marinating cinnamon rolls in heavy whipping cream and melted butter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7cP8_PkoWU There's just no stopping him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:05:16 2023 No.19601068 >>19599874 Why do they always ruin it by frying it in a shitload of oil????

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:10:09 2023 No.19601079 File: 623 KB, 848x480, 1584904361009.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599921 >>19599915 >>19599901 I will never understand the Chinese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:11:21 2023 No.19601083 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, 1580422579541.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600036 :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:11:44 2023 No.19601084 >>19601039 An even newer video shows that he goes through a quart of heavy cream a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:17:40 2023 No.19601098 >>19600557 I like this.

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:23:57 2023 No.19601111

>>19599869
I finally just realized what really annoys me about that guy. It's not his gay face or his gay pizza eating - I couldn't really care. It's the elbows. Why are his elbows tucked tight against his sides while he cuts, like he's seated between two fat people on a plane?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:25:58 2023 No.19601115 File: 2.95 MB, 896x504, finnish eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19601084 Hope he autocorpses soon, one less magatard

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:33:59 2023 No.19601134 >>19600753 mmhhm, sweet succulent salmonella juice

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:51:54 2023 No.19601165 File: 2.95 MB, 640x358, 1568080582117.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19601111 Nice numerals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 14:37:54 2023 No.19601266 >>19600449 Why are there so many videos of this guy making utterly mediocre food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 14:45:49 2023 No.19601286 >>19601266 Because he's filmed himself a lot making mediocre food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 15:20:48 2023 No.19601348 >>19600080 >If you want breast milk, I have some. kek, she knows

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 15:35:56 2023 No.19601380 >>19600046 Why does this deserve news coverage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 15:40:25 2023 No.19601390 File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, 1658605032277667.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 16:08:52 2023 No.19601449 >>19600287 The AvE video on this thing is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 16:29:18 2023 No.19601508 >>19601115 Don't worry. After Jack dies, he'll live on and vote Biden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 17:22:54 2023 No.19601630 File: 3.10 MB, 634x720, 1678675539956583.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 17:24:09 2023 No.19601632 File: 3.69 MB, 1280x720, 1679791525674871.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 17:40:24 2023 No.19601672 >>19599869 Can anyone find the original video on the left? Saw it a long time ago and can’t find it since.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 18:16:46 2023 No.19601736 >>19601079 >Who knows where Covid came from? I guess it'll always be a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 19:07:03 2023 No.19601861 >>19600757 Layer by layer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 19:10:12 2023 No.19601871 File: 144 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600080 Damn imagine how swole you could get with a mega milk GF

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 20:47:50 2023 No.19602190 File: 2.98 MB, 320x400, 1616793886787.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 20:48:53 2023 No.19602192 File: 2.45 MB, 576x1024, 1630437321394.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 20:55:41 2023 No.19602207 File: 142 KB, 973x1002, 1650498773505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600150 my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 21:01:44 2023 No.19602216 >>19600449 >have big, beautiful kitchen >make whatever the fuck that is I'm not even good at cooking but if I had a kitchen like that I'd at least rollplay as a chef ffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 22:11:33 2023 No.19602378 >>19599869 The two kinds of gay man

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 22:14:11 2023 No.19602388 >>19599915 GIWTWM

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 22:33:45 2023 No.19602457 >>19600357 I wish she'd do to my peanus weanus what she is doing to that carrot If you know what I mean Badda boom

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 22:53:45 2023 No.19602503 File: 1.70 MB, 1616x882, 1682485407250935.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 22:55:53 2023 No.19602511 >>19602503 >cooking with hair loose and jewellery is this a gore thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 22:57:29 2023 No.19602520 >>19600025 How many strokes is he up to now anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:02:34 2023 No.19602535 File: 1.68 MB, 576x1024, milk_recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:03:38 2023 No.19602539 >>19599869 guy on the right must've worked like a dog and didn't have a chance to eat that day till he was off. I feel for the man, the fast food is his only reprieve for a long day of thankless, tiring work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:04:22 2023 No.19602544 File: 1.71 MB, 576x1024, tomato vs twink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602535 I made these and the following for >>19599883

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:04:54 2023 No.19602545 >>19602535 what the fuck. faster and more cost saving would be to just fucking microwave the cup of milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:05:41 2023 No.19602549 File: 1.93 MB, 288x512, world peace tap water irl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602544

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:06:49 2023 No.19602551 File: 1.17 MB, 576x1024, trancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602549

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:08:02 2023 No.19602553 File: 2.57 MB, 576x1024, gocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602551

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:09:17 2023 No.19602554 File: 1.83 MB, 288x512, credo_critic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602553 compressing this one was a real cunt. had to crank down the bitrate so you can't really see her beautiful moustache stubble

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:09:35 2023 No.19602555 >>19602503 what the fuck race is she

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:10:15 2023 No.19602556 >>19602554 >>19602553 >>19602551 >>19602549 >>19602544 >>19602535 cease existing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:11:14 2023 No.19602558 >>19600753 she cute :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:11:24 2023 No.19602559 File: 953 KB, 576x1024, 2 gay irish niggas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602554 >>19602556 this one is for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:16:54 2023 No.19602570 >>19602554 the shoulders and adams apple are always a giveaway

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:17:26 2023 No.19602572 >>19602192 what john waters film is this from?

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:18:00 2023 No.19602574
File: 2.51 MB, 576x1024, kinky drinky.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>19602559

>>19600753
when converting videos with ffmpeg you usually wanna specify -pix_fmt yuv420p
my encode command is:
ffmpeg -y -hide_banner \
-i "input.mp4" \
-c:v libvpx -pix_fmt yuv420p \
-qmin 0 -qmax 50 -crf 5 -b:v 128k \
-deadline good -cpu-used 0 \
-an \
"output.webm"
You can tweak the value of -qmax (try 40) and -b:v (try 64k or 256k) to adjust for filesize and quality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:19:02 2023 No.19602579 >>19602559 she's never going to lose her female brain it seems

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:19:27 2023 No.19602580 File: 2.12 MB, 360x640, rapidsave.com_this_guys_pizza_flipping_skills-0a36rrpi74hb1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:20:38 2023 No.19602581 >>19602539 Guy on the right was friends with the person filming and it's a staged video. I think they just wanted to make something go viral.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:23:57 2023 No.19602588 >>19599921 Anyone else rooting for the octopus? Those things are super smart for their size and I trust them more than a soulless bugperson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYkCNizFXdE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:24:35 2023 No.19602592 >>19599883 these are all new

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:31:17 2023 No.19602604 File: 2.76 MB, 576x1024, credo_critic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602554 vp9 kinda crazy for this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:32:16 2023 No.19602608 nigga learn ffmpeg

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 00:04:12 2023 No.19602676 >>19601380 pickles

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 00:08:18 2023 No.19602687 File: 591 KB, 1000x1000, pickle olive pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602676 americans. in europe we have eaten pizza with pickles for a long time already

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 00:24:59 2023 No.19602740 >>19602574 Don't shake with a carbonated beverage you idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 01:41:19 2023 No.19602977 >>19602555 She's more plastic than human. Twisted and slutty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:39:57 2023 No.19603152 >>19602740 It really doesn't matter because it's just get fucked up juice. Based on those ratios the sprite is only there to add a little citrus with slight bubbles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:42:14 2023 No.19603160 >>19599869 I assume the one on the left is well off trust fund kid and just blogging/working in a easy job via nepotism while the person on the right need that food to work 80 hours a week or just finish an 10 hour shift?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:45:10 2023 No.19603165 >>19601736 >mystery It came from a virology lab in Wuhan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:48:29 2023 No.19603170 >>19600056 I have never not laughed at this

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:48:58 2023 No.19603171 >>19602572 From Russia with Love

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:49:16 2023 No.19603172 >>19602580 based Scott

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:51:37 2023 No.19603176 >>19602549 Those are some of the yellowest teeth I've ever seen. Fucking revolting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:53:46 2023 No.19603180 >>19602572 Thank you anon. I needed that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:56:31 2023 No.19603184 File: 2.76 MB, 360x360, 1683669747182781.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:58:29 2023 No.19603190 >>19601079 uma chinklicia

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:59:16 2023 No.19603191 File: 2.86 MB, 576x1024, 1680258322708900.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:03:06 2023 No.19603200 >>19601039 why doesn't he use his right arm? did he injure it working out or something?

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:07:43 2023 No.19603215
File: 2.99 MB, 576x1024, girlchop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>19602574
two pass encoding will result in much better quality for size than all that qmin/max and I didn't advise any particular bitrate or quality preset since that entirely depends on your source material and target file sizes, one size fits at most one.
>libvpx
failed to specify vp9 so you encoded vp8
4chan has supported vp9 for years now
>yuv420p
doesn't need to be specified, it's default
>cpu-used 0
Default doesn't need to be specified.
>deadline good
Sacrificing quality for speed on a 4 mb transcode? Why?
You can optionally use 10 bit vp9 but not every browser supports it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:11:30 2023 No.19603221 >>19600954 Is this cut down? I could have sworn the video briefly showed a second, worse, egg guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:19:32 2023 No.19603329 >>19602572 i always make that same joke when this one pops up. did you steal it or are we soul mates?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:22:43 2023 No.19603335 >>19600132 >hebrew national is jack one of gods chosen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:23:51 2023 No.19603340 >>19600080 >MY BODY MAKES 1.75 GALLONS A DAY i said WHOAAA! out loud to myself, alone in my room

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:24:04 2023 No.19603341 >>19602554 i don't hate this because she's trans; i just hate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:09:34 2023 No.19603436 >>19602580 >pizza gets covid 19

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:10:28 2023 No.19603439

>>19603215
I have all those parameters set because I'm encoding webms using termux on an android phone lol. I'm trying to balance speed and output quality, plus it's a fuckin webm to shitpost on 4chan so I don't mind if it looks a little bit like ass
vp8 is faster to encode despite being literally inferior to vp9
if I wasn't an AMD cuck I'd try out QuickSync for encoding on my PC
I've had issues with re-encoding tiktoks that have been fixed with -pix_fmt yuv420p so I include that flag in general when converting stuff I download from tiktok

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:50:31 2023 No.19603511 >>19603439 I also used termux on android for what I posted. each pass was less than a minute. I spent more time typing the command than the transcode took.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:56:47 2023 No.19603522 >>19602579 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:57:57 2023 No.19603525 >>19602574 >shakes after adding the soda proof that furries are not valid humans

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:59:17 2023 No.19603529 >>19601380 >news coverage

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:03:01 2023 No.19603535 >>19600374 burnt dogs are best dogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:11:36 2023 No.19603546 >>19603191 what is wrong with them

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:21:16 2023 No.19603558 >>19603546 he's part bird you bigot

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:28:18 2023 No.19603564 >>19603191 More Indian sanitationgore pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:30:20 2023 No.19603570 >>19602581 both the videos are scripted

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:42:41 2023 No.19603590 >>19602555 american

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:45:35 2023 No.19603593 >>19603191 what the fuck is with India and there always being like 10 jobless men standing around staring?

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:50:28 2023 No.19603599

>>19602554
how offputting. I remember in elementary school, I would notice my peers emulating the characters they saw in their media; casting spells and using "powers" as they saw on TV. this is no different, is it? he is (for some incomprehensible reason) captivated by these elite "personalities", and now he renders a crude recreation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:53:00 2023 No.19603601 >>19602580 thanks, I enjoyed this file.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:54:41 2023 No.19603604 File: 1.14 MB, 500x720, 1670552434467520.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:04:31 2023 No.19603619 >>19600025 Legitimately how do you even fuck up that badly

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:07:12 2023 No.19603626 File: 74 KB, 303x275, 1691671823247845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600132 >laying the dogs into the grill grooves >using a park grill that hobos and middle school delinquents regularly piss and shit on

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:10:24 2023 No.19603630 >>19603593 There are literally 1.2 billion of them in a country half the size of China

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:12:24 2023 No.19603633 >>19602687 Doesn't make it a good fucking idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:13:19 2023 No.19603635 File: 308 KB, 1099x1068, 1583963346708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19603599 >in elementary school, I would notice my peers emulating the characters they saw in their media this is why TV is so dangerous

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:13:37 2023 No.19603636 >>19602687 >in europe we have brushed our teeth with our own feces as toothpaste for a long time already >amerisharts haven't caught on yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:16:06 2023 No.19603642 >>19603626 >>laying the dogs into the grill grooves I don't grill, what's wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:18:02 2023 No.19603645 >>19603635 >picrel Are there faggots who actually think that way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:19:03 2023 No.19603647 >>19602687 >>19600046 Gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:20:29 2023 No.19603650 >>19603642 the grill marks don't look as nice but on the plus side it cooks them better and you don't have to worry about them rolling around

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:23:15 2023 No.19603653 File: 47 KB, 698x767, 1588710024741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19603645 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:36:22 2023 No.19603685 >>19603642 Cooks them unevenly and makes them look awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:42:03 2023 No.19603690 >>19602503 She has the look of a woman that cums like a freight train

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:52:36 2023 No.19603717 >>19601022 this is probably the guy that had my apartment before I moved in

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:04:17 2023 No.19603735
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>>19601039

> blonde wife
> nice kitchen with marble and wood countertops
> home owner
> ample budget for multitudes of goyslop
> successful cooking show

you can try and besmirch the man all you want , but he has everything a person could want, and probably owes it all to the t-shirts with bible quotes he is always wearing

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:10:41 2023 No.19603746 File: 807 KB, 484x720, dawgs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19603735 Both my arms work and I'm not so fat that I need a special tool to put on a pair of socks or wipe my ass. I'd rather be homeless than switch lives with Jack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:26:31 2023 No.19603769 >>19603200 stroke

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:27:18 2023 No.19603770 >>19602588 I dont value animals over other people, no. you're a dog fucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:27:56 2023 No.19603771 >>19599874 >Manly Tears cooks a chicken leg

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:40:08 2023 No.19603789 >>19600150 >prolapsed angus

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:48:02 2023 No.19603801

>>19603735
He's a dumb trumpanzee, his wife may be blonde (is she though?) but she's also fat. She also paid for that "nice kitchen", and I'd bet she also paid for their mortgage.
The "ample budget" is her income. His "cooking show" is not successful.

I'll besmirch the man all I want, and I wouldn't want to live his dumb life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:50:09 2023 No.19603805 >>19603735 >11% african jack isn't an ARYAN? i dont feel so good bros..

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 10:49:58 2023 No.19603948 >>19602687 >Europe stopped reading there

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 10:53:01 2023 No.19603951 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, 1691488612388938.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 10:55:21 2023 No.19603955 >>19600025 what the fuck is that pan? Is that a nonstick thats lost all the coating? Foul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:33:32 2023 No.19604014 File: 139 KB, 112x112, 1600281159528.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599921 >>19599901 Not an animal rights fag but these bugwhores eating sea creatures while they're still alive genuinely unsettles me

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:35:57 2023 No.19604020 >>19600025 Didn't Jack choke out his own son over Jesus or some retarded shit like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:37:41 2023 No.19604023 >>19604014 who the fuck cares, they're less sentient than a chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:37:42 2023 No.19604024 >>19600080 why are you guys so goddamn obsessed with breast milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:39:06 2023 No.19604029 >>19604023 Pain is pain, Chang. They're not going to sleep with you for vehemently defending them on a website for taiwanese napkin doodles, I promise you

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:39:27 2023 No.19604031 File: 2.99 MB, 1920x1080, 20230401_192613 (2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made this

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:39:58 2023 No.19604032 >>19604014 grow a pair dumb frog

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:40:55 2023 No.19604034 >>19604032 see>>19604029

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:43:22 2023 No.19604038 File: 2.51 MB, 286x258, 1518628524913.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19604029 >taiwanese napkin doodles >>19600046 What in the christ is that green shit he jizzes all over the crust?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:44:59 2023 No.19604039 >>19604038 Please remember that "Christ" should always begin with a captical C

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:45:38 2023 No.19604041 >>19602687 I'm traveling in Europe and hot dog / sausage places don't even have relish. Just ketchup, mustard, and mayo. It sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:46:43 2023 No.19604044 File: 407 KB, 180x400, chinese child eating tadpoles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19604029 You're right, I promise to start crying and whip myself when I eat my fish fingies from now on

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:47:50 2023 No.19604046 File: 139 KB, 750x593, 1657464645825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19604039 ok mark weins

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:54:00 2023 No.19604054 Someone post the palsy chick that makes waffles

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:57:14 2023 No.19604061 >>19600954 Hypothetically speaking, if I was him how would I get out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 12:16:30 2023 No.19604090 >>19600080 She could legitimately sell (or donate if she wants to be charitable) that to women who can't or under produce. What a queen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 12:24:58 2023 No.19604102 >>19601022 What causes this? Oil being too hot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 12:26:03 2023 No.19604104 File: 2.83 MB, 320x568, 1691815105570498.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19604102

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 12:26:43 2023 No.19604105 >>19602503 That’s porn. The lady on the right is Ryan keely

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:06:03 2023 No.19604192 >>19604104 I still don't understand...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:16:08 2023 No.19604222 >>19599883 >complains about old posts >without posting anything new

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:17:56 2023 No.19604228 File: 876 KB, 404x720, 1691779910846262.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:18:46 2023 No.19604230 >>19604102 Water vaporizes too fast spilling oil droplets in the air which reduces their flashpoint igniting the oil which increases the temperature and so on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:20:21 2023 No.19604232 File: 909 KB, 268x326, 1685065041098124.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19604192

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:20:56 2023 No.19604234 >>19600109 for fucks sake just pour the god damn cheese on like everyone knows you want to, what a stupid way to do this

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:36:02 2023 No.19604272 >>19604192 A shame, you seemed an honest man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:07:52 2023 No.19604349 >>19601111 Women do that, he has a womanly frame, honestly he should just troon out

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:17:27 2023 No.19604363 >>19603511 what flags are you using? Any time I try encoding vp9 it takes ages no matter what I throw at it. Can you send an example command?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:25:23 2023 No.19604371 >>19601266 He is a swede, the only things worse than a swede are french and french-canadians

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:28:42 2023 No.19604378 >>19604228 when I was broke as shit and living in a hotel room I used to cook steak using a pan set on top of an iron I'd flipped over and set to the highest setting

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:30:44 2023 No.19604380 File: 2.38 MB, 480x852, 1688410138366423.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:32:19 2023 No.19604381 >>19600974 Me in the cowboy hat walking past the ethnic food and race betrayer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:33:27 2023 No.19604385 File: 2.06 MB, 320x287, 1692054850290906.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19604380 >moldy bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:33:47 2023 No.19604386 >>19604380 i like how conspicuously moldy the bread is

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:34:38 2023 No.19604388 >>19602687 northern Europe isn't Europe

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:35:40 2023 No.19604391 File: 2.02 MB, 632x360, deep fried ice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19604232

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:36:59 2023 No.19604395 File: 53 KB, 943x943, eggjak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600287

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:38:43 2023 No.19604401 >>19604232 what did he mean by that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:43:05 2023 No.19604406 >>19602190 So what is the finished product?

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:44:33 2023 No.19604407

Anyone gout that video of the Americanized Bong eating
>Full English
>2 cans of sprite
>Me mum's leftover chicken and waffles
>Triple cheeseburgers
>Large soda
>Chili cheese bites
>Sugar doughnut
>Seafood wonton Soup

>>19603805
North African, you know, like Atlantis and cool nomads

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:44:55 2023 No.19604408 >>19603626 >>using a park grill that hobos and middle school delinquents regularly piss and shit on OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:45:35 2023 No.19604411 >>19601380 Insider is just BuzzFeed with a Vice-shaped stick up their ases

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 14:55:46 2023 No.19604426 >>19604401 fuck you I quit? I can imagine a depressive and angry line cook doing this before leaving and never looking back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 15:01:18 2023 No.19604438 >>19604406 Seasoned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 15:06:41 2023 No.19604452 >>19604438 >Just a massive pile of sugar >Seasoning

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 15:07:41 2023 No.19604457 >>19604426 Hanlon's razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Far too many people don't understand that water + hot oil do not mix, even if they work in the fast food industry

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 15:08:36 2023 No.19604461 >>19600150 This reminds me my ex

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 15:13:11 2023 No.19604471 >>19604406 Candied sweet potato I guess. I never liked it, at least not as a side dish that people try to serve it as. It's a dessert. People either love it or hate it, never known someone who thought it was just okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 16:50:29 2023 No.19604711 File: 3.76 MB, 404x720, rapidsave.com_making_fried_rice-zeiacscsyagb1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:04:17 2023 No.19604737 File: 3.98 MB, 404x720, rapidsave.com_making_fried_rice-zeiacscsyagb1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:17:43 2023 No.19604758 >>19604408 >euroshart pretending his country doesn't have disgusting bums, vagrants, and hooligans Why even bother posting

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:21:16 2023 No.19604765 >>19603746 Hell yeah stuff that steamy beef prolapse into my bread with all of the good part removed

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:22:16 2023 No.19604769 >>19604228 >How to fucking destroy your toaster

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:36:06 2023 No.19604793 File: 2.13 MB, 576x1024, 1691779910846265.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:39:42 2023 No.19604801 >>19604793 The latkes look good but fuck, that melted plastic spatula and totally fucked up nonstick...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:40:50 2023 No.19604804 >>19604457 Counterpoint: what possible benign reason could they have for doing that? I guess they might have thought it would cool the oil down to clean the fryer quicker, but they're filming it implying they expected something noteworthy to occur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:40:52 2023 No.19604805 >>19604737 That's some skills

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:43:13 2023 No.19604810 >>19604380 forget the moldy bread, look at that necrotic wound on his finger. damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:47:37 2023 No.19604820 >>19604804 Being too dumb to understand what putting ice in a deep fryer would do, and wanting to try it out of boredom

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:55:01 2023 No.19604834 >>19602192 what race is this

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:56:04 2023 No.19604836 >>19602192 I wish I could love food like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:57:22 2023 No.19604839 >>19604737 Jesus no wonder they had to add moisture at the end they nuked those eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 17:58:51 2023 No.19604841 >>19604471 it's just ok

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:02:02 2023 No.19604847

>>19604029
>Pain is pain
You're right, and yet you eat meat/animals anyway when you could be vegetarian or vegan to spare their pain
You don't care about animals, you care about some arbitrary supeficial interpretation of pain
It doesn't matter if it's humane pain or inhumane pain, like you said, pain is pain and you engage in it by eating meat which is made by killing animals causing them pain in their last seconds of life

You're a hypocrite

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:08:45 2023 No.19604858 >>19601022 Wypipo don't season they stoves.

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:12:30 2023 No.19604863

>>19604847
>and yet you eat meat
You don't know that about that poster.

Also, ideally with an animal being stunned by a bolt gun before slaughter, they shouldn't feel anything at all. Trying to eat a fairly intelligent animal while it's still alive is going to cause infinitely more pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:14:49 2023 No.19604868 >>19603184 That egg coated spaghetti actually seems kinda interesting, but everything else is complete gash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:15:45 2023 No.19604871 >>19600557 okay lady, while I do like peanut butter, maybe we just don't have the same idea of a good time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:18:32 2023 No.19604873 >>19604758 I live in Lapland, there's barely any people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:21:47 2023 No.19604875 >>19604847 I'd like to minimize pain while still being able to eat meat. There's a difference between the pain necessary to consume meat, and further, unnecessary, pain, which is simply cruelty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:25:41 2023 No.19604879 >>19604380 >>19604385 >>19604386 >>19604810 >cooking with crypt ghouls

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:26:06 2023 No.19604881

>>19604863
>You don't know that about that poster.
His previous post heavily implied he does eat meat actually but sure fine

>Also, ideally with an animal being stunned by a bolt gun before slaughter, they shouldn't feel anything at all. Trying to eat a fairly intelligent animal while it's still alive is going to cause infinitely more pain.
You're missing my point
When presented with *only* 2 choices, would you rather animals be killed violently/cruely or humanely and as painless as possible, it's obvious which is the better and most moral choice.
However that only applies when there are *only* 2 choices
His argument was "pain is pain", then it logically follows that even if it was humane, pain was dealt and the animal was killed.
There is a third choice, and that is no animal harm at all.
It's very woke and performative to pearl clutch at the thought of animal cruelty when animals don't even need to be killed for us to begin with.
It's 2023 we don't need meat anymore, average doesn't eat the optimal diet anyway, and even if they did we have cultivated and created the correct vegetables/vitamins/supplements to equal whatever nutrients we would get from meat.

It's fine to eat meat, but stop being a hypocrite and pretending to care about animal suffering when you actually don't, you only care about perceived suffering and cruelty when it's already cruel to kill them for our enjoyment to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:27:57 2023 No.19604885 >>19604847 I primarily eat meat from animals I kill with rifle shots to the skull before they even know they’re in danger, so your argument is lame and gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:29:55 2023 No.19604888 >>19604875 >>19604885 Woke faggots, just own the fact that eating meat is inherently cruel You don't need to hide behind your mental gymnastics, just own it Why are you being purposefully obtuse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:32:02 2023 No.19604895 >>19604888 >there is no difference between instantly killing an animal to prep for consumption and literally eating or cooking a living thing while it’s alive What a fucking retard lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:35:05 2023 No.19604898 File: 82 KB, 400x367, captain-obvious-strikes-again.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19603570

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:37:56 2023 No.19604909

>>19604895
Are you a liberal retard?
I'm not trying to get anyone to stop eating meat
I'm trying to make you stop lying about what's going on and what you're doing
You objectively don't need to eat meat to surive in the modern era
If you want to, do it, but scientifically you literally don't need it, only the nutrients from it

Whether you kill humanely or inhumanely the fact is that the animal didn't need to die for your survival, so acting like you only had 2 options is bullshit, you had a third and the third was to not be involved at all
Just fucking own it and stop hiding behind your bullshit excuses

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:41:36 2023 No.19604922

>>19604909
>are you a LIBRUL??
No. Kill yourself.
>just eat the synthesized protein goop
No. Kill yourself.
>just own the set of parameters my tiny retard brain set up with no knowledge of what hunting or conservation actually entails
No. Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:42:05 2023 No.19604924 >>19604922 good points, I like your logic

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 18:47:38 2023 No.19604937

>>19604922
Different anon, I hunt hog mostly just for fun but it's technically the "ethical" form of hunting because they're environmentally destructive, but I could care less. I want to hunt them Texas style with a spear and a tree rather than a rifle regardless of the end result of suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 19:08:52 2023 No.19604989 >>19604820 Ah yeah, good point.

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 19:55:24 2023 No.19605123
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>>19604363
>ffmpeg -i hotpan.mp4 -an -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 1000k -pass 1 -f null /dev/null 9.19s user 0.16s system 177% cpu 5.265 total
>ffmpeg -i hotpan.mp4 -an -c:v libvpx-vp9 -b:v 1000k -pass 2 vp9.webm 137.90s user 0.62s system 164% cpu 1:24.01 total
1:24 + 0:09 = 1:33

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 19:58:47 2023 No.19605125
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>>19604363
>>19605123
>ffmpeg -y -hide_banner -i "hotpan.mp4" -c:v libvpx -pix_fmt yuv420p -qmin 0 142.46s user 0.59s system 623% cpu 22.956 total
23 seconds, much faster
The source material being low quality doesn't help my vp9 case here. A minute doesn't bother me, and if I cared about the file size for a bigger file, I would play with the bitrate parameter more, but two pass is a must especially if you're trying to squeeze the bitrate down even more, without it you get messy colored artifacts on movement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 19:59:13 2023 No.19605127 >>19604909 Acts 10:13

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:04:31 2023 No.19605137 >>19604937 i bet you take down all the hog you can get your hands on

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:18:50 2023 No.19605167 >>19605137 For you

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:35:03 2023 No.19605192 >>19601449 Thanks for the tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:45:59 2023 No.19605211 >>19599869 there's nothing wrong with blotting grease off a pizza, eating it with a fork is gay and retarded though

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:47:47 2023 No.19605214 >>19604014 that's how animals do it in the wild, how is it that much different than fucking cutting its head off

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:48:18 2023 No.19605215 >>19605211 >>19599869 Pepperoni is a retarded faggot topping. Maddox was right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:50:36 2023 No.19605221 >>19604839 the high heats going to fuck the eggs no matter what

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:57:34 2023 No.19605232

>>19605214
>that's how animals do it in the wild
Why does that matter? Nature can be extremely horrible, and we shouldn't use that as a standard.

Cutting off its head can almost immediately make it go unconscious and die. Eating it while it's alive will cause it prolonged agony. There's no reason to do that if there's a choice.

Would you rather almost immediately go unconscious and die, or be slowly torn apart until you pass out from pain and blood loss? You know you'd pick the former if you had to make a choice, so why inflict the opposite onto something else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:29:54 2023 No.19605288 >>19604020 Yeah and he kicked him out because he smokes weed kek, although this was a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:44:16 2023 No.19605311 File: 1.86 MB, 399x151, 7gWFewo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19605214 Leopards and other big cats bite right at the base of the skull to sever the spinal cord and kills its pray instantly

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:49:39 2023 No.19605320 >>19605311 Go ahead and look up videos of lions eating. They hold shit down and eat it alive, guts, genitals and asshole first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:01:12 2023 No.19605349 >>19600381 some poo here whoknows how that stuff taste? looks like Playdoh

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:11:21 2023 No.19605383 >>19600357 Does anyone have the code or know who she is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:30:01 2023 No.19605430 >>19600109 I wish Americans were the nazis so fucking bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:36:36 2023 No.19605443 >>19602192 I am so fucking glad I ate before I saw this

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:50:29 2023 No.19605467

>>19605320
No they don't, retard. Alive things have a tendency of fighting back and running away.
>let me just hold this squirming thing down as it kicks at my face instead of just cutting off its circulatory/respiratory system or snapping its neck
Even wasps have to drug their prey to pull shat shit off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:50:34 2023 No.19605468 >>19602535 Would

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:54:01 2023 No.19605475 >>19602580 Yooooo

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:54:31 2023 No.19605476 >>19605383 KEED-51

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:18:57 2023 No.19605669 File: 2.94 MB, 270x480, 1679998417412612.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:22:00 2023 No.19605681 >>19602579 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:34:38 2023 No.19605729 >>19604836 That is a lack of love for food. She's just shoveling literal slop into her hole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:44:47 2023 No.19605744 >>19605669 but why cup noodles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:52:01 2023 No.19605760 >>19605669 I don't understand... where is this and why did she give it back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:56:41 2023 No.19605775 >>19604810 anon im blind where is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:56:41 2023 No.19605774 >>19605760 She didn't like it. What, you can't return food in your shitty country?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:04:44 2023 No.19605795 >>19600036 This is rage food porn right?

Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:06:37 2023 No.19605800

>>19605744
Why are you surprised? Why do people act like the worst heart attack inducing US slop isn’t just as if not more prevalent in the Tacoco? Their street cuisine might be *as* obnoxious as the US but it’s infinitely more common and normalized than here. I’ve never seen a normal, appetizing Mexican food webm on here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:08:26 2023 No.19605805 >>19604380 >most attentive Subway employee

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:15:29 2023 No.19605824 File: 59 KB, 720x703, 1690525109941914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19602535

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:15:31 2023 No.19605825 >>19602687 American here., that looks amazing:)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:26:53 2023 No.19605858 >>19604380 This makes me gag

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:29:31 2023 No.19605862 >>19605476 Thank you sir

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:52:51 2023 No.19605925 >>19605800 no i mean how did cup noodles make its way into the chips+corn+cheese dish. it just feels out of place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:56:52 2023 No.19605932 >>19605800 Obvious bait, but still. Not the US.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:59:34 2023 No.19605938 >>19605800 Meds. Now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:06:26 2023 No.19605959 >>19599893 >old fat roastie welfarian hag cooks amerislop lasagna more like lasag'nah

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:15:18 2023 No.19605975 >>19604737 >adds salt 4 times

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:18:11 2023 No.19605982 >>19599901 Holy shit her hands/fingers/arms are crazy fat, how edited is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:18:20 2023 No.19605984 >>19604847 >t. vegan faggot (same thing)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:21:21 2023 No.19605993 >>19600056 My fucking sides holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:22:30 2023 No.19605998 >>19605123 >>19605125 ty anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:26:14 2023 No.19606005 File: 2.89 MB, 720x1280, 1690633544838459.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19599883 post something new then, fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:26:59 2023 No.19606006 >>19604061 You have to sell all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:37:41 2023 No.19606027 >>19605959 bip bip tourist alert

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:39:17 2023 No.19606032 >>19604804 Wanted to make deep fried water and was too retarded to think it through

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:42:57 2023 No.19606047 >>19605467 Yes they do, it's called blood loss and being weighed down by a 400+ pound cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:44:53 2023 No.19606055 File: 3.76 MB, 404x720, american style burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:45:15 2023 No.19606057 >>19606005 Where is this? What kind of insane grocery store dedicates that much inventory to frozen pizzas? That had to have been a purchasing error or something, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:46:52 2023 No.19606060 >>19606055 >the tomato slice cut into thirds It's the little things in these webms that make me laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:53:00 2023 No.19606083 >>19601079 >>>19601022 >File: 1673032063249515.webm (2.94 MB, 352x640) Why is that bat sporting a massive erection?

Anonymous Wed Aug 16 03:51:10 2023 No.19606221

>>19600479
if you're on a computer, typically browsers support a hotkey ctrl+t to open a new tab, then you can ctl+l to focus the search/url bar, and from there, your browser can handle your input into a search engine. the search engine will bring you a set of webpages that list relevant information.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 05:19:09 2023 No.19606385 File: 166 KB, 700x524, foglia_lucas_2015_16_37_465877_displaysize.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19606047 you have zero understanding of how strong animals are

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 07:15:21 2023 No.19606579 >>19604230 So it's like a positive void coefficient?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 09:46:29 2023 No.19606774 >>19606055 Utterly ruined by the blob of cheese that will be solid as a brick by the time it gets to the table

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 13:47:57 2023 No.19607122 >>19604868 this is an actual italian recipe, frittata di pasta. is what granny brought to the seaside when they were spending all day with the family. rest of the video is terrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 14:21:23 2023 No.19607216 >>19602604 I'm trans, so I have to say in response to this... WHY THE FUCK do you need to say you're trans in the video? Why? What fucking relevance does it have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 15:12:43 2023 No.19607338 >>19604041 Don't eat hot dogs in Europe. I don't know what places exactly you were, but they're usually just on the menu for people who absolutely can not wait three minutes to get any of the actually decent items. Otherwise, enjoy your travels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 16:03:29 2023 No.19607439 >>19602553 >cocktail looks like a vomit and they try to cover it with sprinkles on top >trans flag at the end truly a fitting metaphor for trans people

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 16:10:56 2023 No.19607455 >>19603215 this is what happens when it's illegal to beat your kids

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 16:14:05 2023 No.19607463 File: 1.07 MB, 576x1024, grillin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 16:48:05 2023 No.19607559 >>19607338 Getting something quick in a train station (twice). Switzerland and Germany. I thought Germany was good at sausages.

Anonymous Wed Aug 16 17:06:43 2023 No.19607607
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>>19607559
>I thought Germany was good at sausages.
Oh, they're not too bad, Switzerland too, my home turf, but that shit ain't sold at train stations of course.
Well, actually, it is at Zurich mainstation for example, but you'll have to sit down in an actual restaurant for a good sauccisons. Otherwise, indeed, there's not actually a lot of hot dog culture in Europe.

>>	dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 Wed Aug 16 17:45:36 2023 No.19607711 >>19605349 they mask it with spices so it doesn't taste like shit

>>	dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 Wed Aug 16 17:48:32 2023 No.19607722 File: 2.75 MB, 650x850, 1691089374538215.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19600974

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 17:58:16 2023 No.19607752 >>19607607 Any recommendations for Berlin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 18:21:08 2023 No.19607827 >>19607752 The thread is already on page 10, but ill try to get some quick feedback from my berlin friends.

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