/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19592511]

An "American Burger" in Korea. Is this an authentic American burger?

[Anonymous No.19592521]

is it just me or is there absolutely zero oil or fat of any kind on that grill during any point of this video

[Anonymous No.19592525]

Would not eat
And is that fucking cabbage rather than lettuce??

[Anonymous No.19592527]

>>19592521
the meats are fatty enough on their own

[Anonymous No.19592530]

what is wrong with koreans

[Anonymous No.19592555]

It's like they understood the purpose of a burger, had most of the ingredients for several different kinds of burger style along with some other random meat, a big mac for reference, and still managed to fuck up entirely.
I'm impressed actually.

[Anonymous No.19592560]

>>19592525
Cabbage and spinach are better in sandwiches than lettuce, especially in restaurants where you know you aren't getting a fresh crisp leaf

[Anonymous No.19592566]

>>19592530
They're asian.

>>19592511
:(

[Anonymous No.19592589]

>>19592511
The worst part about it is the amount of ketchup they put

[Anonymous No.19592598]

>>19592511
yeah just as expected of non-americans making "american" dishes: they just throw a bunch of random ingredients together

[Anonymous No.19592612]

>>19592589
I'd say the pathetic single slice of cheese pretentiously put on it with a show effect break

[Anonymous No.19592633]

>>19592530
they overcame poverty recently, normal food is still a novelty for them so they still don't know how to use it or how to be moderated

[Anonymous No.19592634]

>>19592511
No. That's called an "epic burger." They are garbage.

[Anonymous No.19592635]

>>19592511
At this point I don't need somebody to tell me if a food webm is from Korea, all it needs to include is a latex gloved hand fisting shredded cabbage into something and I know it's Korean.

[Anonymous No.19592636]

All burgers are American burgers. But eggs in burgers are gross.

[Anonymous No.19592637]

>>19592511
looks good

[Anonymous No.19592644]

>>19592560
I love cabbage, but not a muhfuggin' boigah.

[Anonymous No.19592648]

The virgin Europe:
>nooooo that's not how we do it. it's not authentic. how dare you use my name, I'm being raped

The chad American:
>that shit looks gross and I wouldn't eat it, but you've clearly adapted the spirit of American excess to local tastes and even had a little fun with it, so enjoy yourself an overpriced bucket full of calories like an American

[Anonymous No.19592649]

>>19592511
Looks good to me

[Anonymous No.19592658]

>>19592511
Needs moar ketsup

[Anonymous No.19592668]

>>19592648
Ironic Murican meltdown

[Anonymous No.19592671]

eggs look gross and overcooked, and the cabbage is stupid. but id still eat it

[Anonymous No.19592715]

>>19592511
Waaaaaay too much fucking sauce.

[Anonymous No.19592716]

>>19592530
Their entire culture is a plastic imitation of American culture. God fucking help them.

[Anonymous No.19592725]

>>19592511
It's close enough. Honestly, the worst part about it is the spam.

[Anonymous No.19592726]

>>19592511
Honestly closer to an Aussie burger

[Anonymous No.19592727]

>>19592555
Reminds me of that clip of an orangutan hammering nails into a board badly. It's seen other more competent people hammering nails into things. But it doesn't know why they hammered them, or how they hammered them. So in the end it just fucks up a pointless task badly. That's Korea.

[Anonymous No.19592733]

>>19592511
Why do Koreans drown everything in so much sauce?

[Anonymous No.19592755]

>>19592733
cause it makes you seethe

[Anonymous No.19592764]

>>19592511
>a handful of cabbage
if i get served this shit anywhere, i demonstratively throw it out on the ground making sure the vendor sees me, leave, and never return. have done it before. would do it again.
i wont assume youre retarded by specifically telling you i dont want a cup and a half of cabbage in my sandwich. but if you assume im retarded enough to just go with it, im making a scene.
fuck you and your cabbage. im not picky and i eat everything but im not eating a handful of cabbage with my sandwich just because you think put it there.

[Anonymous No.19592785]

>>19592525
Yes
In Asia when you order a "salad" you get plain shredded cabbage instead

[Anonymous No.19592804]

>>19592560
Cabbage isn't a an American burger ingredient moron, neither is spinach.

[Anonymous No.19592809]

>>19592560
WOW you're a fucking homo. Lettuce is used purely because it has a nice crunch to it. Spinach is fine, but who in their right mind puts any form of cabbage on a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.19592841]

>>19592511

[Anonymous No.19592855]

>>19592511
>ragebait
You can get decent burgers pretty much anywhere in the first world. You have to put in effort to fuck up a burger.

[Anonymous No.19592954]

>>19592809
>you can only put TRAD ingredients on a sandwich
>cabbage? Ew, no I don't eat ethnic food

[Anonymous No.19592964]

>>19592633
Part of this is true. They're too used to preserved food and think it's normal and healthy. They're the fucking boomers of asia. Enjoy the cheapest shit possible being prepared as lazily as possible.

[Anonymous No.19592966]

>>19592809
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THAT TASTELESS GREEN LEAF, YOU HAVE TO USE THIS TASTELESS GREEN LEAF

[Anonymous No.19593042]

>>19592966
lettuce is used precisely because it’s tasteless, spinach tastes like it grew out of dirt

[Anonymous No.19593082]

>burger patty
looks okay
>eggs
okay. not common, but not really rare either. 3 is excessive though
>spam and hotdogs
unconventional, but it could work
>ketchup puddle 1
whoa, calm down buddy
>ketchup puddle 2
my brother in Christ what are you doing
>shredded cabbage
sure why not
>mayo
a little excessive
>cheese
as it should be for a burger of this ridiculous proportion
>ketchup puddle 3
somebody save me from this nightmare

Overall, they put too much shit on it. Plenty of American places are guilty of this too though.

[Anonymous No.19593094]

>>19592511
If someone told me americans did this I'd believe it, but I wouldn't call it an authentic american burger

[Anonymous No.19593392]

>>19592511
>3 eggs
>they are all popped and turned into omelettes
Whats the point

[Anonymous No.19593495]

>>19592511
It looks good, but too much ketchup.

[Anonymous No.19593699]

>>19592511
Oh boy, where to start on this hot mess.

First, the patty appears to be pork, as it grills up exactly like a pork sausage patty. If that is beef, holy fuck is it bad quality beef. Second, no fat, meaning no fucking flavor. So burger wise, we are off to a very bad start.

Toast is immediately disqualifying for a burger. Toast is used to make a patty melt, not a burger. Burgers use buns, it is definitionally required. Period.

The egg is fine, people put them on burgers. Personally I don't get it, but it is an American thing in some places/diners.

Ham? Hotdogs? The fuck are you doing nigga? Neither of those things ever come near burgers. Those meats both have sandwiches of their own.

The cabbage is fucked, just don't put that shit on that to replace lettuce. I know it is a street vendor requirement to put a bucket of cabbage on things, but just don't.

Cheese is in the wrong place. Cheese goes on burgers to melt. Insulating the cheese on cabbage is a sin.

That cross section is disgusting. Which is probably the point, to attract tourists and tiktokers with disgusting food items for mukbang video shit.

0/10 burger, not even close to a burger to get a score.

[Anonymous No.19593705]

>>19592966
Lettuce really has no place on a burger, just like tomato and onion, they are all there for crunch & to pretend burgers are "healthy". Pickles are handy for adding a bit of acid to balance the burger, so they get a pass.

[Anonymous No.19593707]

>>19592727
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.19593723]

>>19593699
>Toast is used to make a patty melt, not a burger. Burgers use buns, it is definitionally required. Period.
Fuck off with this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.19593731]

>all that fucking sauce
>all that fucking cabbage
It must be shit meat if they cover it in that many toppings, couldn’t even taste it if you wanted too

[Anonymous No.19593742]

what are you ordering from BURGERS ALMIGHTY?

[Anonymous No.19593756]

>>19593742
Those actually look edible

[Anonymous No.19593765]

>>19593742
The breakfast burger. And they better make it for me.

[Anonymous No.19593791]

>>19592511
Every Korean "American style" burger video I've watched, they make like meatloaf patties with eggs and breadcrumbs in the meat

[Anonymous No.19593803]

>>19593742
>soda as much as water
>except barq's, the good shit costs double

[Anonymous No.19593805]

holy fuck I hate foreigners making "American" food
Korea needs to stop this shit and give all of their qt women to me

[Anonymous No.19593820]

>>19593742

[Anonymous No.19593825]

>>19593805
make a throne out of discarded jawbone shavings to project authority

[Anonymous No.19593850]

mmm plastic gloves..yummy yummy in tummy

[Anonymous No.19594019]

>>19592560
One little thing ive been doing lately for shredded lettuce is to first rinse it in a bowl, drain the water, add a tiny bit of vinegar, olive oil and water, drain that so its just lightly coating the lettuce. goes good on sandwiches, and I imagine would go good on burgers.
Idk what it is but raw lettuce just tastes kinda gross and dirty to me but man once you got some flavor wrapped around it it really brings everything else together.

[Anonymous No.19594777]

>>19593705
Its more for texture but is more neutral of a flavour compared to a handful of cabbage which would over power everything

[Anonymous No.19594781]

Ultra tall burgers that you'd have to smash to eat piss me off

[Anonymous No.19595125]

>>19592521
typical american moment

[Anonymous No.19595131]

>>19593705
>two slices of bread with a slice of cheese and a slice of beef are unhealthy because...uh?

[Anonymous No.19595545]

>>19593765
I'm sorry, we stopped serving breakfast. But we are on lunch menu now.

[Anonymous No.19595568]

>>19592635
Image the smell after taking your korean girlfriend to eat a few of those.

Mmmmmmmmmm delicious asian girl braps

[Anonymous No.19596596]

>>19592530
They’re circumcised. Are you beginning to notice the pattern?

[Anonymous No.19596604]

>>19592648
>that shit looks gross and I wouldn't eat it
Kek, an American would never say that

[Anonymous No.19596632]

[Anonymous No.19596651]

>>19596632
Gross. That's worse than the burger in OP

[Anonymous No.19596658]

>>19596632
>pineapple on eggs

[Anonymous No.19596718]

>>19592527
So the eggs are also fatty enough?

[Anonymous No.19596721]

>>19595125
See >>19596718
You stupid faggot.
I'm not even the anon who asked about oil.

[Anonymous No.19596968]

>>19592511
none of this is an american burger.

[Anonymous No.19596971]

American here. I liked everything except the part where they cut it and half to show the insides. Eat it in one bite, pussy. Don't tell me you eat this with a fucking knife.

[Anonymous No.19596975]

>>19592525
The cabbage and mayo is basically cole slaw which isn't that wild a component of a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.19598037]

>>19592521
so in korea with street grills like these the cook would priodiclly grab a giant slab of butter and swipe it around the grill for a thin layer of fat on top, really thin, almost imperceptible because they then wipe any "excesses" off the grill with a spatula

[Anonymous No.19598068]

>>19592589
Yeah, I like 'chup but I dare say that's far too much.

[Anonymous No.19598079]

>>19592511
Korean food vendors are tryhards.

[Anonymous No.19598093]

>>19592511
part of me thinks i should just move to these asian countries and be the American charicature they've created for themselves, but actually serve them ameriburgers

[Anonymous No.19598676]

>>19592511
Burger, hotdogs, and Co are for people wich gave up their lives, surrendered to their lacyness and unwill to eat aktually "food". Not everything you can eat, mixed together, is food on the long. Eating cause hungry or eating to give your body what it needs.. That are two different parts. But eating shit is not the right way. Eating shit or "junk food" - for US Americans it's a religion. They rape their body daily.

[Anonymous No.19598861]

>>19598093
Like this old man? https://youtu.be/4yTpLEeDXS4

[Anonymous No.19599109]

>>19592511
I can’t ever understand burgers includes more than bun, beef and cheese

[Anonymous No.19599120]

>>19592809
Cabbage has great crunch and if you mix it with onion, carrot and mayo you get coleslaw. That's garnish and sauce in one. Great in burgers and good for you.

[Anonymous No.19599128]

>>19595568
Hello, based department? I'd like to nominate this anon.

[Anonymous No.19599172]

>>19592809
I do. It's got more crunch than lettuce and it holds up better to the heat of the patty. It's not like you even taste it unless you've got the most flavorless mcdonalds meat patty imaginable, but if that's really a problem you can always just make a slaw.

[Anonymous No.19599178]

>>19592511
No. Because eggs don't belong on burgers.

[Anonymous No.19600005]

>>19592966
>>19599120
Raw cabbage is too bitter and pungent.
Cole slaw is fine.

[Anonymous No.19600041]

>>19592966
>cabbage
>tasteless
I see somebody never ate his veggies.

[Anonymous No.19600968]

>>19592511
I struggle to see how someone can make an inauthentic burger if they just stick to some basic ass stuff anybody can grab for the average BBQ and don't go crazy like the japs do with some of those promo meals

[Anonymous No.19602435]

>>19592511
>Flattop
>Not a charcoal grill
Not even a real burger.

[Anonymous No.19602469]

>>19592589
replace both the ketchup & mayo with mustard,
would be good

[Anonymous No.19602673]

>>19592511
Take the ham and egg and put it on the.bread
Leave the hotdogs whole and put them in a roll with the cabbage(preferably made into coleslaw)

[Anonymous No.19602698]

>>19592511
it was fine until all the cheap garbage ingredients ingredients went in lol.

[Anonymous No.19602702]

>>19592511
reminds me of a macdonalds burgers so yeah its pretty american. KURAAA

[Anonymous No.19602708]

>>19602435
>charcoal

[Anonymous No.19602723]

>>19592716
>>19592633
Koreans are absolutely nothing at all like fucking Americans.

[Anonymous No.19602730]

>>19602723
A list of countries that eat the least like Amerimutts.

[Anonymous No.19602737]

>>19592716
stupid fucking white mutt.
>>19602723
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[Anonymous No.19602749]

>>19592716
you just got BTFO you stupid white faggot. fucking retarded wigger.

>>19602723
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[Anonymous No.19602753]

>>19602737
hes kinda right. To be an american vessal state, u have to be pretty similar to them. Korea does have korean culture, but its very american in its own way. very girly boys/men, very full of make up girls that lack respect for men. High celeb worship culture. very high tech. the younger men are not that different from the girls. Its pretty similar.

[Anonymous No.19602756]

>>19592716
have a good look at this list, you stupid white bitch.

>>19602723
>>19602730

[Anonymous No.19602938]

>>19596658
pineapples are just more fruity tomato's.

[Anonymous No.19602969]

>>19592715
ketchup is NOT sauce.

[Anonymous No.19603056]

>>19592511
An authentic American burger is a grilled slab of ground beef between two pieces of white bread, usually in the form of a roll or a bun. You can do whatever you want to it after that.