/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19581878]

I just moved here. What the fuck is there to eat?

[Anonymous No.19581910]

Which one is that? The square ones are hard to tell apart.

[Anonymous No.19581923]

>>19581910
south dakota. the one with the faces

[Anonymous No.19581936]

>>19581878
American hamburger!

[Anonymous No.19581945]

I've heard that "hotdish" is popular in the Midwest.

[Anonymous No.19581954]

You got corn... And beef... And... Maybe corned beef?

[Anonymous No.19581990]

Man, does Amazon even deliver to South Dakota? Good luck.

[Anonymous No.19582053]

>>19581990
they've been taking about a week vs what would bee next day or 2 day delivery on stuff elsewhere

[Anonymous No.19582066]

Ask around and see if anyone near you makes Dakotaburgers

[Anonymous No.19582072]

are south dakota girls hot?

[Anonymous No.19582073]

>>19581878
Why would you move to South Dakota? Oil field worker?

[Anonymous No.19582076]

>>19582073
Sex worker (I'm trans)

[Anonymous No.19582149]

>>19581878
chislic
it's our state nosh

[Anonymous No.19582156]

>>19582072
Not really.

[Anonymous No.19582169]

>>19581878
Im in Iowa and have been to Sioux Falls a few times. Lots of franchise food like Applebees

[Anonymous No.19582317]

>>19582072
everyone I've seen so far is an 8-10, or an absolute 0 with no in between. and there are a lot more 0s

[Anonymous No.19582420]

>>19581878
For me, it's the lentil sambusa.

[Anonymous No.19582443]

>>19581878
Bull testicles?

[Anonymous No.19582457]

lefse and kuchen if you're in the eastern half of the state

[Anonymous No.19582628]

>>19581878
>moving to a flyover state
Unless it's for work, why would you do this to yourself?

[Anonymous No.19582634]

>>19582628
Peace, quiet, slim to no minorities. Basic 1st world stuff

[Anonymous No.19582690]

>>19582634
imagine forcing yourself to eat beige sloppa from a microwave dish for the rest of your life because you're so scared of minorities you can't handle the risk of seeing one at whole foods

[Anonymous No.19582715]

>>19581878
Proximity to the capital will likely be a determining factor, but there's a Costco in Sioux Falls, and of course Amazon delivers there just like everywhere else. Enjoy (unironically).

[Anonymous No.19582727]

>>19581878
Clams.

[Anonymous No.19582728]

>>19582727
Don't tell them about our salt water oceans you fucking somali

[Anonymous No.19582738]

>>19581878
Chislic.
>>19582072
If you like obese farm girls.
>>19582727
Unionically yes, if you know where to find them.

t. fuck off we're full

[Anonymous No.19582744]

>>19582738
I do like obese farm girls
>tee hee oh anon I'm so fat buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp oh not I'm going to BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP SQUIRT BRAAAAP

[Anonymous No.19582787]

>>19582690
Feels good to imagine
I'm moving to Montana if Trump is denied a second term again

[Anonymous No.19582800]

i always dreamed of having a provincial american gf
suburban at least
one of those people who grew up in a house with a waste shredder. slightly unsophisticated but orderly and sincere people, untouched by the snark and jadedness of their european counterparts.

[Anonymous No.19582802]

>>19581923
Are the faces in the room with you right now?

[Anonymous No.19582807]

>>19581945
Fuck this takes me back. Love me some middle American sloppa

[Anonymous No.19582949]

>>19582802
if you count the 5 on my new driver's license, yes.
>>19582634
it was for work, retard. Did I say in the OP that it wasn't?

[Anonymous No.19583040]

>>19582949
Leave my state immediately, faggot.

[Anonymous No.19583378]

>>19582690
they are disproportionately responsible for crime and violence
it's not insane to want to live somewhere safe

[Anonymous No.19583395]

>>19582072
Rapid City had some of the ugliest people of anywhere I've ever been.

[Anonymous No.19583717]

>>19582076
so is the law different in South Dakota when It comes to sex work? my understanding is that it's illegal

[Anonymous No.19583791]

>>19581878
Some of the finest chain restaurants in America

[Anonymous No.19583801]

>>19582787
no you won't

[Anonymous No.19583805]

>>19582787
They're full and you can't afford it anyways

[Anonymous No.19583809]

>>19581878
where did you move from?

[Anonymous No.19583856]

>>19583809
California

[Anonymous No.19583863]

>>19582690
hope you get shot or stabbed by your pet nonwhites

[Anonymous No.19583883]

For those who can't do a basic web search:

https://www.travelsouthdakota.com/trip-ideas/article/taste-south-dakotas-favorite-foods

[Anonymous No.19583989]

>>19583863
I hope you die of a fentanyl overdose

[Anonymous No.19584018]

>>19581878
You can get the famous South Dakota Sausage.

[Anonymous No.19584023]

>>19581878
Be careful, the hamburgler might steal your meal.

[Anonymous No.19584064]

>>19582072
I'm not even kidding when I say girls from the non-great lakes Midwest are the hottest in the US (maybe the world). The problem is that all the hot ones either move out or get knocked up by the time they're 22. The only place with a dating scene more grim than the upper Midwest for a man over 25 is Alaska.

[Anonymous No.19584219]

>>19581878
All over the state you find little hole in the wall dive bar/steakhouses that serve the best cuts sources from local farmers. You just have to look. Shit ton down around Sioux falls, and over near the river

[Anonymous No.19584238]

>>19581878
Cowboy Kent, resident chef at the famous Ram Ranch, has a few experimental restaurants and resorts up in South Dakota, mostly in reservation territory beyond the jurisdiction of US law. The waiting lists are quite long, invitation only, but it's also a much more "raw" and "primal" experience than you get at the Ranch proper. Once you've established your name amongst the locals after a few years, start mentioning "Country Boys Make Do" in casual conversation and see if you can get a sponsor. Just be advised, if Cowboy Kent calls, then you MUST arrive at the specified GPS coordinates at the specified time. (There MUST be 18 guests in residence at each resort at any given time, and there are no second chances.)

[Anonymous No.19584259]

Hmmm

Years ago I had BBQ from a food truck that was from box elder

Maybe that old dude is still around there. That was some good BBQ

[Anonymous No.19584277]

>>19582800
Fuck off we're full
you can crash in Mexico if you want