Generic "BEER"

[Anonymous No.19576753]

Where did it go? Why haven't any brewers brought it back? Will the 30,000 garbage indie IPA's finally die out when the king of all beer returns?

[Anonymous No.19576757]

>>19576753
It ain't got no American flag on it

[Anonymous No.19576761]

>>19576753
>garbage
so, your thread??

[Anonymous No.19577641]

genius packaging

[Anonymous No.19577646]

OP, a lot of brewers sell beer in the USA. Just go to any store that sells liquor and you will find beer.
They don't always call it "beer" though.

[Anonymous No.19577653]

They've simply updated their packaging for today's hip youth. Also, they've answered the age old question: "How many beers are in this cube?".

[Anonymous No.19577763]

>>19576753
What is generic beer? Is it like the ancient beers of the Egyptians brewed with wild yeast and drank through a straw? Is it like an ale? Is it like a lager? What style is it? How does it taste? Did you know you're retarded?

[Anonymous No.19577781]

>>19577763
I think OP is referring to weak lager

[Anonymous No.19577787]

>>19576753
yeah man it's called Coors

[Anonymous No.19577797]

>>19577763
It's shitty lager you retard. Lager is the most generic style of beer ever made, how is this even a question?

[Anonymous No.19577817]

>>19577763
>what is generic milk? is it cat milk or echidna milk or almond milk?
Go be stupid somewhere else

[Anonymous No.19577825]

>Why can't someone make some generic slop for people like me, incapable and incurious consumers?

It exists and is called Genesee. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.19577875]

>>19576753
>Will the 30,000 garbage indie IPA's finally die out
holy fuck i hope so. i cant fucking stand IPAs. actually undrinkable garbage its such a travesty that it became the meme mega popular beer. they all taste fucking vile.

[Anonymous No.19577882]

>>19576753
>Where did it go?
the generic branding laws of the 70s were abolished

>Why haven't any brewers brought it back?
some have.

>Will the 30,000 garbage indie IPA's finally die out
evidently not.

[Anonymous No.19577885]

Beer is fucking nasty, just filling for no reason and makes people sleepy. Besides IPA's are higher abv and aren't nasty

[Anonymous No.19577886]

>>19577882

[Anonymous No.19577917]

>>19577886
kino design

[Anonymous No.19577955]

>>19577917
it's
a vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKync0Hwu1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78feeBgCwkA

[Anonymous No.19577961]

>>19577797
Amber and pale ales are just as generic as lagers. There's dozens of different styles of lager, and there's dozens of breweries that brew all of those styles. OP is just complaining about a non-existent problem because people like things he doesn't.

>>19577817
People drink sheep, goat, camel and horse milk depending on the area of the world. Also a retarded comparison.

[Anonymous No.19577968]

>>19577955
Reminds me of Ikea

[Anonymous No.19577987]

I had BEER in the 80's when it was the fad and the can said it was made at the Pearl Brewing Company.
So BEER at least on the west coast was just Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[Anonymous No.19578002]

>>19577917
it's unfortunate that the beer itself tastes like the juice that accumulates at the bottom of a garbage can. A garbage can that is adjacent to a urinal.

[Anonymous No.19578010]

>>19577955
It's fucking annoying how meta they've become with the brand.

[Anonymous No.19578015]

>>19578002
You have tasted garbage juice mixed with piss. Lmao!

[Anonymous No.19578018]

>>19578015
I've done many things in exchange for drugs and sex that I'm ashamed of.

[Anonymous No.19578026]

>>19577961
>Knowing shit about bubbly garbage water
I bet that's a huge factor of your personality, beer.
What a faggot.

[Anonymous No.19578043]

>>19577882
>ALL PURPOSE BLEND
Did they just mix together all their reject batches and can them like this? I can respect that.

[Anonymous No.19578056]

>>19578010
well they stopped doing that a couple years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXsZXx_D-tA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1FiySvGn1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2coPv4fBKwg