/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19576234]

Should microwaves be banned?

[Anonymous No.19576243]

Have we even identified "billions of chemicals" as a species?

[Anonymous No.19576252]

>>19576234
I don't think the problem is the microwave

[Anonymous No.19576254]

>>19576234
If you put it in an oven or on the stove, the same thing would happen. We as a species should never have been gifted fire.

[Anonymous No.19576255]

>>19576243
Yes, I sent a sample to 23andme and it came back 96% jew

[Anonymous No.19576256]

>>19576234
misleading to say "billions of distinct chemical compounds", but true that the plastic releases in a gaseous state and reabsorbs or directly transfers into your food
I told someone in my family this years ago and they got so mad
and told me I was wrong because "it's food safe plastic! there's a difference!"
they may as well added "chud" at the end, because they sounded just like that meme when they spoke, but this was long before that existed.

[Anonymous No.19576257]

>>19576234
Everything is a chemical.

[Anonymous No.19576258]

>>19576234
i dont think theres even 1 million chemicals nevermind a billion
then again, theres 100 genders now

[Anonymous No.19576265]

>>19576255
Are you implying that microwaves mutate potato DNA into billions of different sub-sequences of its original strand? I mean fair enough, I guess, but so do all forms of cooking. That's just life.

[Anonymous No.19576269]

Yeah I read this study.
>baby food sachet microwaved for three minutes at max
No shit it breaks down. Take your yearly publish or perish pass and self flagellate with your lab coat for attracting the popular press.

[Anonymous No.19576272]

>>19576257
Gravity is a chemical? I didn't know that.

[Anonymous No.19576398]

>>19576272
It is not a thing so it doesnt fall under everything

[Anonymous No.19576677]

>>19576234
just use a stainless steel bowl instead

[Anonymous No.19576693]

>>19576398
gravity particles/waves were discovered like ten years ago

[Anonymous No.19576713]

>>19576234
Yes. That way we all can get rid of a few millions of communists.

[Anonymous No.19576737]

Chad microwaves food in plastic all the time and he's fine, I don't think the microplastics is your biggest problem lmao

[Anonymous No.19576740]

>>19576243
One gender for each chemical

[Anonymous No.19576776]

>>19576256
>it's food safe plastic! there's a difference
There literally is a difference
Do you not know that there are different types of plastic

[Anonymous No.19576792]

>>19576234
>muh chemicals
People still fall for that shit?

[Anonymous No.19576799]

>>19576234
>nooooooo! don't microwave plastic! aaaaaaah!
>here's your sous vide sir, it will be $300 plus tip.

[Anonymous No.19577081]

>>19576234
just don't microwave plastic, retard

[Anonymous No.19577105]

>>19576677
Don't listen to this guy. It messes with your wifi.

[Anonymous No.19577121]

>>19576255
Unlock your true potential.

[Anonymous No.19577122]

I just don't care anymore
There is literally no way to eat healthily

[Anonymous No.19577136]

>>19576234
Plastic in contact with food should be banned.

[Anonymous No.19577178]

I remember having a CRT monitor as a kid and everytime my mom used the microwave from the screen became shaky. The radiation went through 2 stone walls. Since then i'm convinced it not only cooks food but also fries brains.

[Anonymous No.19577201]

>>19576693
that is incorrect.

[Anonymous No.19577204]

>>19577201
so correct me bitchboy

[Anonymous No.19577206]

>not using glass containers to reheat your leftovers

They're easier to clean too and don't stain

[Anonymous No.19577210]

>>19577204
I'll whip yo ass

[Anonymous No.19577218]

>>19577210
>>19577204
keep going I'm almost there

[Anonymous No.19577230]

Don't own a microwave and only cook on s/steel and cast iron.
Schizophrenia wins again!

[Anonymous No.19577289]

>>19576234
No sane society would allow retards like the one who wrote this article title to breed.

How the fuck can microwaved plastic release billions of different compounds?

[Anonymous No.19577317]

>>19576737
Chad isn't real you faggot

[Anonymous No.19577318]

>>19576234
Don't microwave plastic? I thought that was pretty much common sense.

[Anonymous No.19577321]

>>19576799
Honestly, I hate that people boil shit like this or rice in fucking plastic all over the place.

For fancy shit, can't you at least use fucking silicone???

[Anonymous No.19577323]

>>19576234
Why do you have no life? Constantly spamming the same old microplastic shit

[Anonymous No.19577329]

>>19577230
Teflon isn't bad though

[Anonymous No.19577654]

>>19577318
you'd be amazed how many normals microwave plastic and it never occurs to them there might be anything bad about it, these are the type of people that don't know how to cook and live entirely on frozen premade shit and restaurants

[Anonymous No.19577683]

>>19576257
Some chemicals are more "chemical" than others.

[Anonymous No.19577689]

>>19576234
Right after we ban guns, knives, drugs, alcohol, and plenty of other things that actually kill millions of humans yearly.

[Anonymous No.19577722]

>>19577654
To be fair Big Plastic is allowed to outright lie and call certain containers “microwave safe”… that should be about as legal as marketing Tylenol like candy

[Anonymous No.19577772]

>>19576234
>Bullions of chemicals
Name 1 billion chemicals

[Anonymous No.19577779]

>>19577772
>written by a woman
she meant billions of atoms of chemicals, including such chemicals as H2O and CO2

[Anonymous No.19577791]

At this point fuck it, anyone who can't understand why microwaving plastic is a bad idea should be culled by the cancer they will inevitably get.

[Anonymous No.19577804]

>>19577791
I, too, enjoy guzzling down every narrative that the corporations throw out. Microwave is a scary word and plastic is a scary word and my mom told me that when you mix scary with scary you get mustard gas.

[Anonymous No.19577876]

Spoiler alert: the vast majority of cancers are caused by oxygen. You really think a couple of grams of inert hydrocarbon strands passing through your system is going to kill you when you ingest literal tons of one of the most toxic and reactive elements in the world? No matter how many anti-oxidants you eat this shit is going to bind with your DNA, start unraveling your telemeters and turn you into entropy. This anti-plastic shit is just fear of death for clueless pussies.

[Anonymous No.19577913]

>>19577876
>Spoiler alert: the vast majority of cancers are caused by oxygen
True but not the whole picture. They're caused by your body failing to control oxygen. Hydrogenated cooking oils are a great example of this, as your body simply isn't equipped to deal with that.

[Anonymous No.19577922]

>>19576255
94% jew? how the hell did you become 92% jew? this is an outrage

[Anonymous No.19577929]

>boils rice in a plastic bag

i don't get why people do this, it's retarded

[Anonymous No.19577982]

I use glass containers, theyre way better anyways.

[Anonymous No.19578413]

HELP I'M BREATHING CHEMICALS AND DRINKING CHEMICALS

[Anonymous No.19578417]

>>19577929
Why?
I'm 93 year olds and boil rice in plastic every day. When is it going to kill me? 2 more weeks?

[Anonymous No.19578504]

>>19576693
Gravitational waves are not gravitons, dipshit. We'd have a unified theory of Physics if that were true

[Anonymous No.19578521]

>>19577204
Gravity waves are a known phenomenon. Gravity particles are an entirely different beast.

[Anonymous No.19578525]

>>19576255

[Anonymous No.19579590]

>>19577804
which corporations are trying to convince us true american patriots that superheating plastic in contact with our food is anything but a good time?

[Anonymous No.19579605]

>>19579590
DuPont chemicals. Literally. The more retarded the narrative, the more smokescreen they have from the actual microgram LD50 shit they can get away with. Soon you're going to be convinced that glass is bad because radioactive material gets embedded in it during the heating process and they're going to continue pumping foul condensate into your rivers.

[Anonymous No.19579607]

>>19576252
this * 100


>>19576256
haha yes "food safe" just like DDT

[Anonymous No.19579612]

>>19579605
I think either people are going to continue not heating their plastic like they have been, or continue heating their plastic like they have been, I dont see how this will distract from anything at all

[Anonymous No.19579614]

>>19578525
My freshwater crayfish is anglo + west african

[Anonymous No.19579624]

>>19579612
The industry term for you is "useful idiot." You're the kind of person who thinks that everything has a 50-50 chance: either it happens or it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.19579628]

So how do I heat my leftovers?

[Anonymous No.19579644]

>>19579624
They're called midwits. They pass through life thinking everyone is always on the same page. Don't pity them. They'll go extinct once we improve vaccine formulation.

[Anonymous No.19579647]

>>19579624
how much mental capacity do you think the OP article takes? even for someone as slow as you, I cant imagine it taking even 60 seconds to ponder the theory and make a decision of whether you will microwave plastic or not. then it needs no further though. that pesky dupont chemical took a full 60 seconds of attention away from their pollution, less time than practically any alternative they could have tried to distract with. what would you have done about dupont if you could go back and reclaim those 60 seconds?

[Anonymous No.19579653]

>>19579647
Time travel is forbidden by the galactic treaty.

[Anonymous No.19579795]

>>19576234
>billions of chemicals

OHNOESNOTTHECHEMICALS!~!@~!

[Anonymous No.19579949]

>microwave manufacturers tell you not to microwave the plastic
>plastic manufacturers tell you not to microwave the plastic
>retarded faggots microwave the plastic
>proceed to eat the microplastics that just leeched into their food
>this destroys their brains
>proceed to bitch and whine and moan about how this doesn't count and it's not happening
Holy shit why are you retarded faggots so stupid? Literally just buy glass plates and eat like real human beings, you disgusting animals.

[Anonymous No.19579962]

>>19576792
>>muh chemicals
>People still fall for that shit?

People like this are why humans are fucked, he should have had rocks thrown at his head as a kid until he died, unabashed fucking retarded cunt.

[Anonymous No.19579972]

>>19576256
I have personally witnessed people microwaving styrofoam containers.

[Anonymous No.19579990]

>contrarian board tricked into saying that plastic is good to eat
well played OP

[Anonymous No.19579993]

>>19579990
this board has about the same collective IQ as twerking videos on tiktok do

most people here are retards who don't belong on 4chan

[Anonymous No.19580708]

>>19576792
well, they are bad, are they not? do you believe spraying pesticides and herbicides manufactured by some German factory in your food is like a "whatever who cares muh chemicals gay as fuck" moment?

there is no "falling " for this shit when it's real and has a negative effect on us.

[Anonymous No.19580719]

>>19577317
Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.19580722]

>>19577178
Microwaves with bad shielding won't cook your brain.
But they may cook your eyes

[Anonymous No.19580723]

>>19577876
>You really think a couple of grams of inert hydrocarbon strands passing through your system is going to kill you
I drank kerosene once. It was dark, thought it was liqour. Taste oil regularly. Juries out whether Im fucked.

[Anonymous No.19580724]

>>19577929
Who does this? This isn't a thing in Pennsylvania at least. There's a couple rice cooker fags around but most of us just boil it.

[Anonymous No.19580726]

>>19576234
Ban plastic and being a dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.19580728]

>>19579605
Dupont makes my automotive paint, fuck you they're good ppl

[Anonymous No.19580730]

>>19580708
>pesticides
>herbicides
>chemicals
These are not all exactly the same thing

[Anonymous No.19580738]

>>19576234
Teaching women how to read and write was a terrible mistake

[Anonymous No.19580739]

>>19576234
Who forces you to use them you fucking commie retard? I despise you.

[Anonymous No.19580859]

>>19580730
explain how, i fail to see how they're not. if you're going to say that there are natural pesticides that occur in nature, skip that because that's not what i was talking about and even then, it'll still be bad. but not what I was talking about.

[Anonymous No.19580869]

>>19576234
Your mom should have been banned before she pumped you out.

[Anonymous No.19581170]

>>19580724
It's called "boil in bag" rice

[Anonymous No.19581184]

>>19580723
It's not common knowledge but you can heal from it. It just takes some serious mediative work and perhaps speed it up an adaptogen you perfer in the meantime.
Meditate on and pray for healing - if you really want it - and the healing process begins by its own.

I've heard and seen the same things when people stopping smoking, quitting tobacco or weed as a whole in spirit who puked or shat literal tar and smellable particles out from serious healing work years after the poison was ingested. The kerosene probably still is dumped into less active cells and shuffled around all the time. I've even heard of one guy who literally bled out white shit form his lip who had been on chems for years.
It's tough going through but worth it.

[Anonymous No.19581207]

>>19576234
banning food would be better

[Anonymous No.19581208]

>>19579949
I've seen tons of plastic containers that say "microwave safe" on them. are you telling me they're liars?

[Anonymous No.19581219]

>>19576713
Didn’t know poor folks were commies but knowing this is 4chan anything is possible

[Anonymous No.19581223]

>>19577122
Same I don’t even care anymore

[Anonymous No.19581236]

>>19576776
BPA was also considered food safe at one point
just like lead and asbestos was safe and effective lol
but yea keep trusting the science buddy

[Anonymous No.19581251]

>>19576234
ban women journalists

[Anonymous No.19581271]

>>19576234
We are actually so fucked because of all the plastic we've been using. Unless we ban it immediately and start the cleanup process now, there is no hope left for humanity. This is not an exaggeration.

[Anonymous No.19581341]

>>19581184
nta, and I'm not going to do any praying or meditating, but shill me some adaptogens. Rhodiola extract at 5% salidrosides is the best quality of life improvement I've ever gotten from a supplement

[Anonymous No.19581827]

>>19581271
>2 more weeks
You alarmist faggots don't go outside much do you?

[Anonymous No.19583862]

>>19581827
Babies are born with plastic in their blood now it's literally over