/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19564119]

WebMs you feel compelled to watch any time they are posted.

[Anonymous No.19564124]

>>19564119
That one where you mom takes on 7 bbcs and suits out a gallon of cum bubbles.

[Anonymous No.19564389]

Garbage spam thread

[Anonymous No.19564411]

That Brazilian girl with the donair guy.

[Anonymous No.19564484]

>>19564119
so do you order the food and then just eat at the counter like it's GTA San Andreas?

[Anonymous No.19564491]

>>19564119
How does he get out?

[Anonymous No.19564492]

That egg man is hyper based , I feel compelled to make a video dedicated to him

[Anonymous No.19564495]

[Anonymous No.19564505]

>>19564119
Any ja/ck/ webms

[Anonymous No.19564516]

>>19564495
Why does he eat two full meals at a time?

[Anonymous No.19564609]

>>19564516
Look at him, anon. He’s massive.

[Anonymous No.19565073]

>>19564495
>two huge breakfasts

[Anonymous No.19565079]

>>19564495
this enrages me, i want ill to befall this man

[Anonymous No.19565131]

>>19564495
the perfect ameribong fusion. an unbreakable unit

[Anonymous No.19565171]

>>19564516
one for the british belly and other for the american belly

[Anonymous No.19565189]

>>19564495
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.19565195]

>>19564119
>title the thread in a way where people are going to be compelled to only post things that are already posted here endlessly in every thread
>only posts one webm to start the thread
Absolute worst way to start a Webm thread

[Anonymous No.19565290]

>>19564495
That's enough food for 4 days for me

[Anonymous No.19565363]

>>19564495
I eat like this, look like this and nod like this.

[Anonymous No.19565371]

>>19564495
The nodding is what always gets me

[Anonymous No.19565374]

>>19564124
Mutt's Law in the first reply.

[Anonymous No.19565399]

>>19564495

Do Americans really???

[Anonymous No.19565405]

>>19564119

[Anonymous No.19565473]

>>19565399
On more than one occasion I've eaten 100+ chicken wings in one sitting, with sides and beers and a soda to wash it down. I then went on to eat two other meals both days. I am two meters tall and 138kg. Yes, we really do.

[Anonymous No.19565718]

[Anonymous No.19565775]

>>19565718
>the fucking nigger complains about not enough spice
Every time I think I couldn't look down any further on this breed, they come and produce another shining piece of garbage.

[Anonymous No.19565784]

>>19564119
Please note he has reserved the best eggs to the left. They are for rouals and his best customers.
Each egg is still carefully appraised for each customer.

[Anonymous No.19565849]

[Anonymous No.19565869]

>>19565849
adult baby
googoo gaga

[Anonymous No.19565906]

>>19564119
The video debunking the hateful anglophobic myth of the holocaust.

[Anonymous No.19565942]

>>19565405
I'm oddly upset he puts the used knife on the table instead of the plate

[Anonymous No.19565984]

>>19565405
Fucking wizards, man

[Anonymous No.19566057]

[Anonymous No.19566060]

>>19564495
christ, not one vegetable half the meals were just fucking grease

[Anonymous No.19566064]

>>19566057
Heh thats pretty good.

[Anonymous No.19566073]

peak /ck/ kino

[Anonymous No.19566082]

>>19566057
Based Al

[Anonymous No.19566084]

>>19566073
that's actually adorable

[Anonymous No.19566090]

[Anonymous No.19566162]

>>19564495
the way he nods his head up and down after every bite makes me hope he loses all his extremities and limbs one by one from diabetes slowly and agonizingly

[Anonymous No.19566164]

>>19564495
Typical britbong.

[Anonymous No.19566185]

>>19564495
>fat lard wearing a NY hat and has that disgusting unkempt beard that fat American slobs all have
>English breakfast
>me mum
Im so confused.

[Anonymous No.19566191]

>>19564495
My one question is why does he have such massive amounts on each bite? He's shoving half the dish in his mouth every time.

[Anonymous No.19566196]

>>19564495
My jaw hurts by watching him eating.

[Anonymous No.19566201]

>>19565195
>posts nothing
>whines

[Anonymous No.19566228]

>>19564119
The quintessential Filipino cuisine.

[Anonymous No.19566232]

>>19566191
if he chews like a normal person, he probably wouldn't be able to eat all that
extremely fat people eat really fast and they almost just swallow

[Anonymous No.19566235]

>>19564495
Why does he keep nodding after every bite?

[Anonymous No.19566236]

>>19566228
yikes

[Anonymous No.19566238]

>>19566228
When I lived in Pakistan I refused to eat the local food and consumed a mixture of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Subway, and imported frozen veggies alongside a multivitamin. No reason to risk runs in thirdie shitheaps

[Anonymous No.19566245]

>>19566201
>spreads butter on bread
>puts oil on griddle
>smears buttered bread on oil
>puts cheese that doesn't melt well on bread
>puts halves together and more butter on bread
>somehow cheese melts but bread does not burn
>gives expensive cheese sandwich to kid

[Anonymous No.19566248]

>>19566235
that's redneck lunk speech for
>you wish you had this.

[Anonymous No.19566254]

>>19566235
Because his life revolves around the next bite.

[Anonymous No.19566265]

>>19566073
It pains me.that the jannies don't like Sean and Marley threads

[Anonymous No.19566273]

I nod, my ex used who to cook for me said she liked it and never seen it before

what does it mean

[Anonymous No.19566283]

I do not save it but that one of the fat hog who orders like six burgers and a pitcher of coke.

[Anonymous No.19566340]

>>19565984
They just recorded it in reverse

[Anonymous No.19566349]

>>19565399
man's a britbong, thirdie

[Anonymous No.19566359]

[Anonymous No.19566364]

[Anonymous No.19566368]

[Anonymous No.19566371]

>>19566359
>not even a little bit of oregano
lel

[Anonymous No.19566374]

RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME! THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH FIRST OF, SEASON IT! >seasons 3 patties GRILL, PIPING HOT! >seasons 3 patties a little more GRILL, PIPING HOT! >seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA... >puts patties in grill PUT THAT LID DOWN! >seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties SOGGY BUNS >opens lid >puts bun in grill >closes lid GRILLED ONIONS! >seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties >opens lid ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN! >leaves lid open >drops oil bottle and a pan >cut >there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties WOW Wait till that goes >closes lid >there are now 5 buns in the table PIPING HOT! >opens lid MMMM! >there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER! >butters 3 patties A BUGAH TO DIE FOR >butters the same 3 patties NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL >seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE >seasons grill SEASON, SEASON, SEASON >closes lid THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES >opens lid >closes lid NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE >opens lid >puts cheese in 3 patties ON, ON, ON >closes lid MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE >assembles 3 burgers give me an S: S give me an A: A give me an L: L give me a T: T SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO >seasons tomato A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE >opens lid BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES >closes lid ON, DOWN AND IN ON, DOWN AND IN ON, DOWN AND IN >lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp >Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

[Anonymous No.19566382]

>>19566235
cuz it's fookin lush mate

[Anonymous No.19566384]

[Anonymous No.19566391]

>>19566368
what the hell was that? some kind of skin?

[Anonymous No.19566392]

[Anonymous No.19566406]

>>19566359
you got enough mozzarella there dude?

[Anonymous No.19566411]

>>19566392
This is retarded
Salt retard is retarded
Thanks for ruining the thread reatrd.

[Anonymous No.19566423]

>>19566411
this is art anon, NOT retarded

[Anonymous No.19566436]

>>19566392
>>19566423
I'd rather eat what the downies were cooking

[Anonymous No.19566478]

Any of those
>has already covered everything in a preposterous amount of things making a total mess
>there's another minute left
webms

[Anonymous No.19566481]

[Anonymous No.19566492]

>>19565849
Do you think his baldness has anything to do with his diet?

[Anonymous No.19566505]

>>19566245
Yeah. It's called lowering the heat after you crisp the outside.

[Anonymous No.19566534]

>>19566391

Doner kebab meat. Reconstituted lamb made into a big cylinder, grilled and shaved off into strips

[Anonymous No.19566546]

>>19566364
Who came up with this abomination?
This is an insult to god.

[Anonymous No.19566551]

>>19566546

[Anonymous No.19566555]

>>19566551
Oh god make it stop!

[Anonymous No.19566557]

>>19564495
imagine the shit

[Anonymous No.19566559]

>>19566368
those chips don't look very appealing texture wise
what are british chips supposed to be like, they look like they would be kind of pasty

[Anonymous No.19566561]

>>19566546
it was an april fool's joke

[Anonymous No.19566573]

>>19566555

[Anonymous No.19566578]

>>19566573
I mean, it's retarded but nowhere near as bad as >>19566551 and>>19566364

[Anonymous No.19566583]

[Anonymous No.19566588]

>>19565718
It's what happens when you fry your tastebuds with muh spice.
I destroys your ability to taste things that aren't seasoned to the nuke level you're used to. Then you drag your own fave spice shit around the world and everything always tastes the same. sad

[Anonymous No.19566591]

[Anonymous No.19566592]

>>19566583
What even is that?

[Anonymous No.19566593]

>>19566073
>Asians are smar..............

[Anonymous No.19566595]

>>19564119
are we going to have a separate thread for regular webms? I have some to post but they aren't ones I "watch every time"

[Anonymous No.19566603]

>>19566478

[Anonymous No.19566606]

>>19566595
Maybe they are ones other people watch every time.

[Anonymous No.19566611]

>>19566411
>>19566436
You keep calling him retarded but you're the one getting trolled (hard).

[Anonymous No.19566612]

>>19566245
low heat retard,
also oil in pan + butter on bread gives a really nice crust on the sandwich

[Anonymous No.19566617]

>>19566611
I'm not the anon you were fighting with, but I don't want to eat his food either.

[Anonymous No.19566619]

>>19566611
judging by the way all his restaurants keep going out of business I think he's the one getting trolled and rolled

[Anonymous No.19566628]

>>19566591
based wet nurse

[reddit spacer No.19566632]

>>19566492

it almost always does

[Anonymous No.19566636]

>>19566057
I Love your stuff, Al.
Does he still poast on the other boards too?

[Anonymous No.19566638]

[Anonymous No.19566646]

>>19566591
>1.75 gallons per day
jesus, imagine the extra water she has to drink in order not to shrivel up

[Anonymous No.19566647]

>>19566593
Be nice now..
OR ESLE!

[reddit spacer No.19566649]

>>19566090
the cone in his germy pants and then returned to the stack to eventually be eaten by someone?

[Anonymous No.19566655]

>>19566090
POST the one with the little FAT SHIT who isn't taking ANY of it...

[Anonymous No.19566673]

>>19566245
Wait until you find out what MAYONNAISE and LOW HEAT can do...

[Anonymous No.19566687]

>>19566673
Can it make mayonaise into an instrument?

[Anonymous No.19566702]

>>19566359
What's the Asian obsession with corn all about.
I AVOID it if at all possible in everything--They seem to add it to everything where it doesn't belong.
I'd even be okay with the bonito they used to put on everything, over that.
t. Ameritard whose corn supply is 95% poisoned.

[Anonymous No.19566707]

>>19566073
He was so proud when he found out the second metal spoon.

[Anonymous No.19566717]

>>19566638
Seems like more than two shots.

[Anonymous No.19566718]

>>19566423
No...
It's a Narcissistic Prima-Donna fucking up in the same way youtubbers do as clickbait.
>art
Thou ART a fool.

[Anonymous No.19566734]

>>19566551
...
Captcha: 4 SHAT

[Anonymous No.19566751]

>>19565718
Funny thing is that “spice” for these negroes is onion and garlic powder, pre-ground blends, hot sauce and dishsoap

[Anonymous No.19566759]

>>19566245
>puts cheese that doesn't melt well on bread
>somehow cheese melts but bread does not burn
Anon…

[Anonymous No.19566760]

>>19566090

[Anonymous No.19566764]

>>19566702
Bro. Fat people can use this to diet.
Basically you put a cheeseburger under their nose while they sleep and they dream of eating a cheeseburger.
In their mind they ate a cheese burger so thtey don't feel compelled to eat one while they're awake!

[Anonymous No.19566782]

>>19566760
Thoroughly dominated, and without throwing a tantrum.

[Anonymous No.19566787]

>>19566592
Kebab without the bread.
Also, the way she act feels like she's very hungry

[Anonymous No.19566798]

>>19566764
KEK!
i can see it now..
SLEEP-EZY® "Eateries" Weight loss systems across the nation...
But don't you think all those CPAPs will get in the way?
WAIT!! I KNOW! You pump the requested food scents in along with a scant amount of Ketamine gas to help with the illusion.
Then, upon awaking, they eat 2-5 of those expanding "Food substitute bars" which are also spiked with Leptin.
You'll make MILLIONS..no, BILLIONS
>Hand rubbing intensifies

[Anonymous No.19566802]

>>19566760
Man, she was NOT in the mood for that

[Anonymous No.19566867]

>>19566760
>him running scrambling after her
That's so much better than the fat kid grabbing it

[Anonymous No.19566870]

>>19566867
I agree...
And I was the one who requested the fat kid one.
He did well to go after her, I've known 2 women who looked like that.
They were both WILD in bed...or the kitchen...or the shower...or the backyard at midnight...

[Anonymous No.19566982]

>>19564119
What does he eat?

[Anonymous No.19566987]

>>19564119
How will he get out of there while not breaking any eggs?

[Anonymous No.19566994]

>>19566987
He lives there. That is his home.

[Anonymous No.19567037]

>>19564119
Most of those eggs are probably spoiled. Just look at the shit he throws in the pan. That's food poisoning in sandwich form.

[Anonymous No.19567041]

>>19565718
If you can't enjoy Italian food you have to be mouthblind. Everything I ate there was amazing, only went to small local restaurants and one day they happened to be roasting a piglet and that's in the top 5 things I had in my life. But then again I'm not black.

[Anonymous No.19567042]

>>19566994
that's depressing

[Anonymous No.19567049]

>>19566090
What makes these performance guys so funny is they've done it so many times their soul has completely left them

[Anonymous No.19567052]

>>19567042
He has all the eggs a man could want.

[Anonymous No.19567053]

>>19567042
Is it depressing that the Buddha ate one grain of rice a day? This man has ascended to a plane beyond our mortal realm into the plains of Eggblivion, our way of life depresses him

[Anonymous No.19567057]

>>19566583
I forget that this is originally a /ck/ meme

[Anonymous No.19567081]

>>19567057
not really

[Anonymous No.19567085]

[Anonymous No.19567107]

>>19567052
And so many more that SHE didn't.

[Anonymous No.19567110]

>>19566592
It's a man posing for a camera while waiting for his food

[Anonymous No.19567119]

>>19567085
>"Looks fine to me"

[Anonymous No.19567127]

>>19566073
Average /ck/ meet up

[Anonymous No.19567133]

feeling tired, might be coffee time

[Anonymous No.19567138]

>>19567119
I was so sad when I saw that video, no one deserves that. It was shocking but not surprising since when ever you see his daughter's hands in a video the fingers are sausage tier with some of the thickest wrists I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.19567253]

A video rather than webm, as it's too long for one webm and the full effect doesn't hit if you keep it to only a portion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

[Anonymous No.19567283]

>>19564119
>watch any time they are posted.
Shit thread, there was one i want to look once.

[Anonymous No.19567287]

>>19566185
The Pittsburgh shirt was more disturbing for me.

[Anonymous No.19567295]

>>19567253
you idiot ive seen this webm a million times

[Anonymous No.19567300]

>>19566760
She's so cute I love her

[Anonymous No.19567332]

>>19567138
He almost looks Indian

[Anonymous No.19567344]

>>19567253
No matter how many times I see this, I'm still in awe at just how bad things really are.
To be fair, this is kinda like Brazil's version of our 'Murican abomination, "Pizza King" which cranks out goyslop renditions of "Pizza" comprised of a slightly stale cracker "Crust" slathered with LITERALLY Tomato paste out of a #10 can, then spread over with a bizarre cheese-like casein pellet mix then various standard toppings added.
I have to know...WHAT is TING? Is it mayonnaise? Some Brazilian white cheese "Spread"? Just watching that Man-Boy squeeze that whole bag on there made my gall bladder gurgle.
Someone PLEASE tell me....
(And thanks for the YT vid, I could only find Part 2 of the webm series in my files. Some of the commenters are definitely from here.)

[Anonymous No.19567356]

>>19564119
The real backstory of this guy is the fact he lives in the shack too and his best customers live there as well - sleeping on the street. Basically his life revolves around feeding the group of 5-6 guys living with him. Day in, day out.

[Anonymous No.19567378]

Does anyone have the webm of a someone making a meal for themselves out of what they found in a dumpster? The video ends with them sharing their meal with their pet possum

[Anonymous No.19567383]

>>19567085
Use a serrated knife, man-hands. Mein got. You don't need to compress bread to cut it.

[Anonymous No.19567385]

>>19567378
His name is Dino Tendies, all his videos are on youtube. Also, he's done a lot worse than just make a meal from dumpster food.

[Anonymous No.19567392]

>>19566384
oh yeah its not chicken eggs because the actress is allergic.
>>19566481
>the knife tap
it makes me angry every time

[Anonymous No.19567400]

>>19567385
Thanks. Didn't know he had a channel

[Anonymous No.19567401]

>>19567253
You know those youtube clickbait videos of "menial laborers in third world countries who are wasting their talents to make minimum third world wage on another level"? This reminds me of those, but with a lot more "???????"'s.

[Anonymous No.19567465]

>>19567295
Was it the entire video?

[Anonymous No.19567489]

>>19566573
why even buy a mcdicks burger in the first place if you're just going to make a burger anyway

[Anonymous No.19567511]

>>19567138
She always has the cheapest, ugliest press on nails, too.
And now he thinks he's going to be healthier by eating a carnivore diet but he's gonna end up like jack with a stroke.
And he's already wheelchair bound.

[Anonymous No.19567516]

>>19567511
Everyone on a carnivore diet ignores how the influencers doing it are all young twenty or thirty somethings that work out daily. Plus he eats eggs and cheese too so it's not going to do anything but kill his heart

[Anonymous No.19567527]

>>19566245
Somehow ended better than his TV show did.
Thought it was going like a Ramsey grilled cheese too, but it actually turned out great. I'd take some nice tomato soup with it with how much cheese is in that thing, though.

[Anonymous No.19567613]

>>19566057
God I love Weird Al

[Anonymous No.19567819]

>>19567253
Three fuckin olives

[Anonymous No.19567954]

>>19566283

[Anonymous No.19567962]

>>19564495
he needs to take a few links off that watch bracelet

[Anonymous No.19568011]

>>19566591
That's kind of hot

[Anonymous No.19568068]

>>19564495
>mom's leftover chicken and waffles
>clearly eating at a commercial establishment
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.19568071]

>>19564119

[Anonymous No.19568076]

>>19564495
My dad was fat and died young. It hurts to watch this

[Anonymous No.19568077]

>>19567954
>orders a pile of burgers
>eats them all at once instead of just picking up one burger at a time
???

[Anonymous No.19568082]

>>19568071
>the machine flies away with its cheese propellers, seeking new meaning in life

[Anonymous No.19568088]

>>19567954
>he does the nod after biting as well
Is this a fat guy thing I'm just noticing?

[Anonymous No.19568090]

>>19566073
unironically kino and wholesome

[Anonymous No.19568360]

>>19566374
this was one of the all time best ps3 sim games

[Anonymous No.19568435]

>>19567954
Is this guy aware how repulsive he is and doesn't care, or does he take some kind of pleasure in being repulsive in public?

[Anonymous No.19568498]

>>19566368
I know there's MUCH worse ones than these. What about those Mexican food counters where they spread out some potato chips or tortilla chips and then just pile on shit after shit until it's more sauce than man?

[Anonymous No.19568505]

>>19565849
>uses two bowls of cheese
>and a bowl of sauce
What about the other people at the table you weird adult baby man?

[Anonymous No.19568528]

>>19564495
>full English breakfast
>"mum"
>"chips"

Certified bong, just LARPing as an American. Dumbasses.

[Anonymous No.19568533]

>>19568528
Also

>Bong car
Certified.

[Anonymous No.19568550]

>>19566364
Is that a meat burger in chocolate or is the entire thing basically a cake? If it's the second, it's actually pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.19568560]

>>19566760
She has the power.

[Anonymous No.19568562]

>>19564124
ask me how I know you're American

[Anonymous No.19568579]

>>19567253

[Anonymous No.19568589]

>>19566591
Imagine if Christina Hendricks had this problem

[Anonymous No.19568612]

>>19568579
Enjoying your trashfired goo with olive flourish?

[Anonymous No.19568743]

>>19566603
>now to fry it

[Anonymous No.19568760]

>>19566760
based
i'd do the same

[Anonymous No.19568773]

>>19566573
it's been awhile since my last food handler's test but I think they said something about not mixing raw meat with already cooked meat because it can get you REALLY sick

[Anonymous No.19568777]

>>19568579
>starts by punching a hole in the dough
always gets me

[Anonymous No.19568805]

>>19568579
The completely room temp cheese and mayo along with the garbage-fired pizza itself kill me, and likely kill the customers too

[Anonymous No.19568829]

>>19567954

Same thing as the pasta cheese guy. Simultaneously looks like a baby and old before his time

[Anonymous No.19568838]

>>19566583
imagine never working again in your life because you bought a kebab
*clown emoji*

[Anonymous No.19568845]

>>19565363
>>19565371
>>19566162
why does he NOD?

[Anonymous No.19568957]

>>19568068
He means that he's eating what was left on her plate after she was done.

[Anonymous No.19569003]

>>19566655

[Anonymous No.19569014]

>>19569003
It's pretty disgusting until he hits the guy. At that point I'd reach for another cone stick and beat his fat little ass

[Anonymous No.19569015]

>>19569003
staged

[Anonymous No.19569028]

>>19565718
do niggers really?

[Anonymous No.19569085]

>>19566392
as retarded and meme grifter this is, you've got to have some admiration for how he has developed this choreography and prioritises it over the food itself. It's art in a perverse way

[Anonymous No.19569246]

[Anonymous No.19569264]

>>19564495
How do I eat this much? Is there a trick?

[Anonymous No.19569268]

>>19569264
Eat 1/3 of that amount for a few weeks. Then 1/2, 3/4, and wala you're a fat piece of shit too.

[Anonymous No.19569270]

>>19566760
I want her to step on me

[Anonymous No.19569276]

>>19569270
With as much pent up sadness and anger as she obviously has, she'd most likely run a piece of broken glass across your chest while fucking you and telling you that if you came too soon she'd kill you.

[Anonymous No.19569284]

>>19566090
My favorite is the bamboozler

[Anonymous No.19569291]

>>19566392

[Anonymous No.19569298]

>>19566760
>>19569003
How gooey is the ice cream that they can twirl it around like that without it falling off the scoop?

[Anonymous No.19569314]

>>19566870
Look like what? 14 years old?

[Anonymous No.19569316]

[Anonymous No.19569325]

>>19566687
no patrick

[Anonymous No.19569339]

>>19565849
The fact he doesn't use the spoon at the end gets me every time

[Anonymous No.19569341]

>>19569284
His fucking grin at the camera at the end.

[Anonymous No.19569371]

[Anonymous No.19569374]

[Anonymous No.19569384]

>>19566057
Musical parody genius and sleight of hand magician? Is there anything this man can't do?

[Anonymous No.19569413]

>>19569374
N

[Anonymous No.19569461]

It's basically solid, it has starch and mastic added. You can see the texture in the first few shots here: https://youtu.be/4p9EI6cRB0c

[Anonymous No.19569467]

>>19569298
It's basically solid, it has starch and mastic added. You can see the texture better in the first few shots here: https://youtu.be/4p9EI6cRB0c

[Anonymous No.19569480]

>>19566057
I remember when this came out, I did the same thing to my nephew and he loved it. Thanks Al!

[Anonymous No.19569485]

>>19566073
I like this in a nice way.

[Anonymous No.19569566]

[Anonymous No.19569780]

>>19569566
Honestly the best someone has dealt with a kitchen fire in any of the webms posted here

[Anonymous No.19569851]

>>19569316
this is the worst case of anti-comedic gastro terrorism i have seen on here in a long while

[Anonymous No.19569876]

>>19564119
Autism be damned my boy can cook them egg

[Anonymous No.19569893]

>>19566057

[Anonymous No.19569951]

>>19568579
>a fucking paint scraper

[Anonymous No.19569972]

>>19569003
The turkroach icecream juggler FEARS the spoiler tub of lard.

[Anonymous No.19569973]

>>19569951
My dad used one to flip patties and čevapčiči on the grill

[Anonymous No.19569975]

>>19568957
>dish seems to be finished about four times but steps keep coming
Why don't they just stop? Even the finished one is getting dunked in a dip.

[Anonymous No.19569977]

>>19566760
>>19566090
>>19569003
Who did it best?

[Anonymous No.19569985]

>>19569284
i wanna see how he would fare against the veteran dude>>19566090

[Anonymous No.19570009]

>>19564484
Brown people do, yes

[Anonymous No.19570011]

>>19565775
Italian food genuinely fucking sucks. All of their meals are the shit you make when you're exhausted on a Wednesday night and just put whatever you have in the fridge on pasta. Nobody should respect Italians.

[Anonymous No.19570014]

>>19566583
What do you think she does on her phone as she passes all that?

[Anonymous No.19570017]

>>19570014
hit mobile game among us

[Anonymous No.19570024]

>>19566368
There is literally nothing wrong with this webm

[Anonymous No.19570070]

>>19565131
kek

[Anonymous No.19570103]

>>19566423
i would be really nervous if a giant blade was near my neck

[Anonymous No.19570134]

>>19564124

[Anonymous No.19570141]

>>19565849
this guy goes to Thailand, for business...

[Anonymous No.19570151]

>>19564119

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[Anonymous No.19570168]

>>19569276
>coveringerectionwithpillow.png

[Anonymous No.19570174]

>>19569413
I

[Anonymous No.19570180]

>>19570160
imagine the grip of that cunt

[Anonymous No.19570228]

>>19569851
you haven't been here very long if you're just now seeing it

[Anonymous No.19570241]

>>19569977
The woman. You can feel through the screen the fear on that man, running behind her before she tells her husband how he wronged her and getting him stoned to death.

[fuck larian No.19570262]

>>19570228
yeah
i usually just post me drinking cantalope juice in the morning and avoid looking at webms here

[Anonymous No.19570287]

>>19569291
Why would you bother clearing the camber when the magazine's still in it?

[Anonymous No.19570297]

>>19567133
Everyone bitches about tattoos, but for me it's those ridiculous artificial acrylic talons. Red flag. Fucking RUN. Nuke the site from orbit.

[Anonymous No.19570304]

>>19564495
MURICA

[Anonymous No.19570308]

>>19570304
Except, no.

[Anonymous No.19570310]

>>19564495
The American body disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.19570311]

>>19569316

I'm sorry but did he put rhubarb leaves in that shit?

[Anonymous No.19570313]

>>19566185
Don't forget the mirrored video so it looks like he's sitting in the driver's seat.

[Anonymous No.19570328]

>>19566185
>>19568528
>>19568533
Large Oasis seems to be British too.

[Anonymous No.19570445]

>>19569316
Is this supposed to be a parody of these dumb recipes? Actually, it doesn't matter, it's still a horrible waste of food.

[Anonymous No.19570492]

>>19565718
italians confirmed huwhite

[Anonymous No.19570538]

>>19564495
THINK OF ENGLAND

[Anonymous No.19570773]

>>19564495
For me the saddest part of this is that it looks like he's not even tasting it. There is no way he's happy

[Anonymous No.19570815]

>>19570773
>>19570538
>>19570310
>>19570304
>No one has mentioned how during dinner a small family arrives, eats all of their food, and leaves while he is still there

[Anonymous No.19571122]

>>19570773
I believe for some fat people the pleasure is not really in the taste of food, but in the act of chewing and swallowing it. Hence the nodding and the massive shovelfuls he throws in every time as if he's starving.

[Anonymous No.19571132]

>>19571122
I'm a fat (losing weight controlling this), and its 100% that

There is something that feels really good about chewing and swallowing food

[Anonymous No.19571208]

>>19566551
>toothpick still in the meat
to be fair whatever butter buffer inhales that deserves the Darwin award that comes with it

[Anonymous No.19571214]

>>19566583
Ah yes, the usual thirstbait for free shit. F*moids

[Anonymous No.19571220]

>>19566591
...holy shit what? the amount of caramel I could make with all that...

[Anonymous No.19571245]

>>19565405
gay reddit cringe your webm sucks

[Anonymous No.19571267]

>>19569276
I would be okay with that

[Anonymous No.19571814]

>>19564119
reminder this is karmic retribution for stealing an egg in a past life. He is trapped in a forever cycle of egg preparation for others hating eggs. I pity this man. I'm going to scramble six eggs into a frittata tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19571823]

>>19567037
>getting sick from something you ate
are you also homosexual?

[Anonymous No.19571829]

>>19566057
Apparently he has a daughter that is 20 yeas old now. What does she look like is she cute?

[Anonymous No.19571833]

>>19564495
achievable natty??

[Anonymous No.19571847]

>>19567041
this. Italian food, in Italy, is the only real food that currently exists. All natural shit all hand made egg flour lil veggies diced into cremes and sauces. Then for punch a pinch of salt to let all the flavors breathe a little bit. I haven't eaten any real food since I left that country. Everything everywhere else has been rancid over processed garbage drowned in sugar and sodium. Goyslop is not a meme people eat it worldwide and don't even know. Italian food from a fresh market in Italy hefiaesto delicioso nothing compares.

[Anonymous No.19571849]

>>19566583
I think I've seen every frame in this video turned into a meme of some kind. This really was the webmaster that broke /tv/.

[Anonymous No.19571857]

>>19566583
I think I've seen every frame in this video turned into a meme of some kind. This really was the webm that broke /tv/.

[Anonymous No.19571861]

>>19571829
>What does she look like is she cute?
Kinda.

[Anonymous No.19571883]

>>19571861
Damn she probably does look like him. I don't wanna look it up.

[Anonymous No.19571890]

>>19566760
I can save her

[Anonymous No.19571985]

>>19566760
he got rizzed hard

[Anonymous No.19572066]

>>19566636
Would

[Anonymous No.19572096]

What the FUCK is going on in those walmarts?

[Anonymous No.19572133]

>>19566090
Post the one with the fat Chinese kid who rips it from the guy's hand.

[Anonymous No.19572153]

>>19564119
>>19567107
eggposters rule /ck/

[Anonymous No.19572187]

>>19566551
n-word used

[Anonymous No.19572189]

>>19566359
Reminds me of that Farley movie 'Almost Heroes' when they have a gauntlet: "Whose idea was the corn?!?"

But he's starting off with Wonder Bread so all bets are off anyway.

[Anonymous No.19572203]

>>19566551
Bun looks like it might be sweet. Better fucking not be!

[Anonymous No.19572214]

>>19569374
why'd the nigger cast a spell on the waguy?

[Anonymous No.19572225]

>>19568498
The ones with gummy bears and shit too? I've seen Doritos bags cut open and topped with hot sauce, mayo sauces, chocolate sauce, and then various candies. Fucking disgusting!

[Anonymous No.19572239]

>>19569316
>collect shards

[Anonymous No.19572276]

>>19567041
They barely season anything and have such rigid rules the food isn't transformative at all.

[Anonymous No.19572998]

>>19565718
I'm convinced blacks have a nigga gene thing going on where they are born with defect tastebuds

[Anonymous No.19573025]

>>19569246
>nonbinary pizza
nonbinary isnt real fuck off

[Anonymous No.19573033]

>>19564119
I always feel like making an egg sandwich whenever I see the egg fort webm.

[Anonymous No.19573075]

>>19565079

He either has type 2 diabetes or will have it

I was 320 lbs when I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and even at my worst I never ate like him. now I can't eat anything good anymore cause I gotta lose this weight and fast. Iän down to 295 but I've got a long time to go from here, a very long time...

[Anonymous No.19573078]

>>19571833
*nods*

[Anonymous No.19573088]

>>19570174
G

[Anonymous No.19573099]

>>19566201

Jesus Christ Favreau it’s just a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.19573109]

>>19566238

why did you live in pakistan? are you dirty indian person?

[Anonymous No.19573145]

>>19566673
imagine marie's lovemaking style

[Anonymous No.19573152]

>>19570297

dude she is like 400 lbs even half of that is a red flag

[Anonymous No.19573197]

>>19566384
>Just a dash of hot sauce. Not too much.
Based. I hate food that's too spicy to the point all you can taste is the heat.

[Anonymous No.19573202]

>>19572096
typical "work positivity" stuff

[Anonymous No.19573209]

>>19570024
>the "chips" look soggy and undercooked even before 30 pounds of shit get put on them
>cheese isn't melted
>meat is placed on in long strips, impossible to eat as a single serving with french fries, making it completely pointless
>drenching fries with the sauce makes it no longer a fingerfood, you now need a fork AND a knife because of the meat for fucking fries
>Served up to steam in a pizza box so the fries can just turn into mashed potatoes

Yup, nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.19573242]

>>19572096
I worked in the Walmart auto center in high school and never attended these morning huddles for this exact reason. Not like they could do shit about it, my ass was hiding out in the garage or doing actual work if we had people in that early.

The Walmart chant or whatever it's called was made me cringe so hard I wanted to die. That shit inspired me to work harder in school, ain't no way I was ending up in a place like that. You want to spook your kids, make them work wagie jobs in high school.

[Anonymous No.19573273]

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[Anonymous No.19573275]

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[Anonymous No.19573280]

[Anonymous No.19573281]

[Anonymous No.19573282]

>>19570141
Clearly hes going to italy anon. Most pedos have that long stringy hair

[Anonymous No.19573284]

>>19566760

[Anonymous No.19573286]

>>19568088
its the cloesest thing to sexual pleasure for them

[Anonymous No.19573290]

>>19570024
>dump everything on fries so they get soggy
On the topic, I unironically can't understand how people can like this garbage dish called chicken parm?
>make good, crunch breaded chicken
>dumb sauce on it and put it into oven so breading gets soggy and sloppy
are people literally retarded or they will just gobble up anything as long as you put enough tomato sauce and cheese on it?
One of the most retarded meme dishes ever conceived

[Anonymous No.19573291]

>>19571857

[Anonymous No.19573293]

>>19568088
brits are nodders

[Anonymous No.19573296]

>>19566591
Did she have a kid or did she do that thing where if you keep pumping the milk keeps coming

[Anonymous No.19573298]

>>19570297
I pray they have a biden because how would you wipe you ass with those?
>>19573152
big tits though

[Anonymous No.19573305]

>>19566717
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y3eOcG6kls0
you drink enough

[Anonymous No.19573306]

>>19571857
By every frame you mean
2 of them
by turned into a meme you mean
spammed lightly for a couple weeks
by broke /tv/ you mean
did nothing

[Anonymous No.19573308]

[Anonymous No.19573309]

[Anonymous No.19573312]

[Anonymous No.19573313]

[Anonymous No.19573315]

[Anonymous No.19573318]

[Anonymous No.19573319]

[Anonymous No.19573323]

[Anonymous No.19573328]

>>19573323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4lamapPs4c

[Anonymous No.19573332]

[Anonymous No.19573337]

[Anonymous No.19573443]

[Anonymous No.19573448]

[Anonymous No.19573454]

[Anonymous No.19573469]

[Anonymous No.19573474]

[Anonymous No.19573493]

>>19573469
my heart hurts looking at this

[Anonymous No.19573629]

>>19566232
>>19566191
Yup, and they can't chew normally most of the time either.
Sometimes you can hear them eat, they make some sort of guttural slapping sound with their tongue as they rapidly shovel food down their throat, They have almost no motor control in their mouth (which is really the opposite of what you'd expect) so a lot of them make REALLY weird noises when they eat.

[Anonymous No.19573651]

>>19565849
You all laugh but he turned those noodles into lasagna without using up a pan.

[Anonymous No.19573657]

>>19573306
how about you shut the flip up?

[Anonymous No.19573665]

>>19573629
I'm not much of a food guy as far as cooking goes but what I do eat I'm quite taste orientated and tend to take my time, so this is just alien to me, they love food but they're rushing through the eating, even on an abnormally huge portion they're done long before I'd be finished on a normal size. If you savored it more you wouldn't need such an amount.

[Anonymous No.19573743]

>>19565849
god i want to flay that balding faggot.

[Anonymous No.19573884]

[Anonymous No.19574191]

>>19573469

Honest question for anyone that has been around negroes and knows. Is this a parody or do they actually eat that shit?

[Anonymous No.19574270]

>>19573884

The face of the fish at 00:03 reminds me one of those old rage comics, or whatever they were called.

[Anonymous No.19574424]

>>19574270
FUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.19574723]

>>19574191
they actually do that
blacks fry their tastebuds on dishes filled with entire jars of spices when young and then pass on their abysmal cooking because "momma tat us to cook like dis"

[Anonymous No.19575026]

>>19567392

you tap the knife on the cutting board to seat the handle firmly in your hand. Also, a little tap is not going to dull the edge that badly, and you don't need a razor sharp knife to cut a log of meat.