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19563486 No.19563486 [Reply] [Original]

What would it take to elevate tendies to a luxury item pursued by the most elite and sophisticated among us?

>> No.19563489

Rhino meat

>> No.19563492

>>19563486
Just raise the price of chicken

>> No.19563497

>>19563486
Lol I almost got in a punching match today because my mum forgot to buy them when she went grocery shopping

>> No.19563499

>>19563486
making bugs the primary source of protein

>> No.19563501
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19563501

being from Japan seems to have done the trick for Americans, at least

>> No.19563502

easy: deconstructed quail schnitzel topped with plum foam and roe as an amuse-bouche

>> No.19563506

>>19563501
What’s that yellow shit?

>> No.19563507

>>19563506
it's a lemon, retard

>> No.19563510

>>19563506
the lemon or the beer?

>> No.19563514

>>19563507
No, it's a Japanese lemon

>> No.19563517
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>>19563514
you're a japanese lemon

>> No.19563518

>>19563514
You're a Japanese lemon
Fuck you

>> No.19563522

>>19563514
all lemons are japanese, but not all japanese are lemons

>> No.19563523

>>19563507
No shit
>>19563510
The lemon

>> No.19563533

>>19563523
>The lemon
Oh, that's a lemon

>> No.19563538

>>19563501
That's more like weeb Schnitzel

>> No.19563548
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>>19563538
and schnitzel is just kraut tendies, Fritz, what's your fucking point

>> No.19563549

>>19563533
Cheers

>> No.19563560

>>19563548
You also got Escalope and Cotoletta

>> No.19563576
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>>19563549
np

>> No.19563587

>>19563501
That's pork.

>> No.19563589

>>19563497
say you're fat basement dwelling virgin loser without saying you're a fat basement dwelling virgin loser

>> No.19563596
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>>19563587
hope you got a good lawyer, dipshit

>> No.19563606

>>19563596
google tonkatsu

>> No.19563612

>>19563606
why don't you do that, moron

that's chicken katsu

>> No.19563620

>>19563589
I am actually a virgin lol but I have my own bedroom retard, you sound like a zoomer you wouldn’t say shit to me on the street I’m in my 40s your probably still not 20 lol

>> No.19563632

>>19563596
>>19563612
You're the one trying to trick muslims into being haram. You get the lawyer.

>> No.19563657

>>19563620
kek. you haven't touched grass in at least 30 years. fucking loser. I bet your family hates your pathetic worthless guts. that's why your dad left. you're an embarrassment.

>> No.19563675
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>>19563632

>> No.19563677

>>19563632
You can't trick a muslim into being haram. It being a trick at all renders it meaningless to them. Idiot.

>> No.19563681

>>19563486
Make it impossible to purchase a portion of them for less than a month's wages of an average guy. Then the elite will flock to them to show off just how rich they are.

>> No.19563683

>>19563677
I'd like to see your lawyer tell that to the judge.

>> No.19563684

>>19563657
Wtf what did I do to you

>> No.19563696

>>19563486
>most elite and sophisticated
The higher class has lost taste and doesn't even really know what they want outside of global control.

>> No.19563700

>>19563606
lol there are dumbfucks who don't know what chicken katsu is?

>> No.19563708

>>19563684
you destroyed a family, ruined your mother's life, are so unbelievably retarded that you would "get in a punching match" for chicken tenders, and you use oxygen that someone who hasn't wasted the precious gift of life could be breathing. you sicken me. I pray your mother poisons the food she regrettably still has to cook for your filthy ass.

>> No.19563710
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>>19563486
Prolly Tempura batter and several RARE meme ingredients that can only be had by some absurd process or an almost extinct animal.
Gold leaf wouldn't hurt.

>> No.19563715
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>>19563499
NAh..Wasted digits
That's DEAD COMMON.

>> No.19563717
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>>19563514
MAYBE...

>> No.19563721

>>19563486
>$12 for a bag of 12 tendies
the economy getting worse

>> No.19563725

>>19563492
Do you want a repeat of the riots that happened in Minneapolis when a drug dealer criminal overdosed on fentanyl?

>> No.19563734
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>>19563721
Oh shidding and Farding!!
You haven't seen the price for a 10pc mcnugger have you?

>> No.19563763

>>19563715
oh no not wasted dubs

>> No.19563766

>>19563501
Every Chinese place in America has a variant on this known as "lemon chicken", served with a tangy lemon sauce

>> No.19563768

>>19563486
Modernity and jewish globalism in the disguise of environmentalism..
You will eat the bugs and the soi, goyim

>> No.19563780

>>19563763
Meh../ck/ digits..
Still, point stands on it's own.

>> No.19563781

>>19563486
Increase the price.

>> No.19563795

>>19563486
Make em like you make a nice chicken cutlet

Kinda like >>19563501
except individual not just a cut up cutlet.

>> No.19563800

>>19563497
Post pic of mom’s panty drawer

>> No.19563810

>>19563708
Wtf you looking to throw down my boy?

>> No.19563884

>>19563810
I doubt you could stand up long enough to fight, you putrid pig. only thing you can throw down is more of your mother's food.

>> No.19563892

>>19563486
Double fry to seal in the crispness

>> No.19564871

>>19563734
a 6piece McNuggets is $7 here, and half of the time they only give you 5

>> No.19564879

>>19564871
>a 6piece McNuggets is $7 here, and half of the time they only give you 5
And yet you still go back there. To the same restaurant that keeps cheating you out of your money. You know they're doing it.
Stupid goy...

>> No.19564891
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>>19563486
Behold!

>> No.19564917

>>19563501
Went to a Ramen shop with some friends and the kinda picky guy who ordered chicken tenders, rice, and ketchup let me have a piece in exchange for some tofu. Genuinely pretty good experience eating ketchup rice and tendies. Thin cut, crispy but not burnt chicken and the ketchup was interestingly more bitter than I was expecting.

>> No.19564929

>>19563486
>What would it take to elevate tendies to a luxury item pursued by the most elite and sophisticated among us?
Gold leaf and a spritz of truffle oil

>> No.19566790

>>19563486
They are sold at the deli at stores like Bristol Farms, Whole Foods, and Sprouts.