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19560994 No.19560994 [Reply] [Original]

name ONE flaw

>> No.19561011

Straws not in milk shakes

>> No.19561013

>crinkle cut

>> No.19561024

>>19561013
I think crinkle cut are probably the most misunderstood fry because they’re for some odd reason the one constantly done incorrectly so they have gotten a bad reputation. They need to be fried longer than you’d think, like until they’re dark brown so they hold their crunch. But people are always so impatient. Anyways not my problem.

>> No.19561026

>>19560994
crinkle cut fries blow ass

>> No.19561032

>>19560994
you were too fat and lazy to cook your own food so you bought overpriced boogers and cum from the local meme joint

>> No.19561036

Nothing.
They look perfect like in the ads.
My problem with it would be the calories, thats approximately 1000 kcals, which is half of what you can eat in a day without getting lard under your skin.
I guess once in a while you can do it.

>> No.19561037

>>19561032
Settle down Daryl

>> No.19561051

>>19560994
I would devour all of that, fucking yum.

>>19561036
Pretty sure that's well over 1000 calories.

>> No.19561055

>>19560994
the “cheese” isn’t curds and there’s no gravy

>> No.19561058

>>19561036
The shakes alone are probably 1000 calories. The cheese fries are probably 500.

>> No.19561070

>>19561036
you suck at estimating calories

>> No.19561072
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>>19560994
>soy and corn-fed meat
>pesticide vegetables
>hormone cheese
>cooked in oxidized oils
>full of preservatives
>corn syrup drink

>> No.19561076

>>19560994
The extreme amounts of grease and butter soaking the burger and buns
It's disgusting.

>> No.19561078

>>19561036
thats like 2500 calories easily

>> No.19561090

>>19560994
The extreme amounts of grease and butter soaking the burger and buns
It's amazing.

>> No.19561102

>>19560994
I can't.

>> No.19561114
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19561114

>>19561036
>>19561051
>>19561058
>>19561070
>>19561078
>Two burger buns- 120
>3 burger patties- 150
>3 pieces of cheese- 100
>bacon- 50
>lettuce, tomato- negligible
>fries- 150
>cheese- 100
>2 small shakes- 400
970, not even 1000. Maybe next time run the numbers yourself faggots

>> No.19561122

>>19560994
Brioche buns
Greased "smash burger" patties
Too much cheese volume, insteas of a stronger, smaller cheese
cheese sloppa on the fries

>> No.19561127

>>19561114
you're embarrassing yourself

>> No.19561129

sorry this >>19561127 was meant for >>19561078

>> No.19561136

>>19561114
>>19561129
https://shakeshack.com/sites/default/files/2021-09/SHA_NutritionFacts_ShakeShack-tables-August%2031%2C%202021%20.pdf

>> No.19561137

>>19561114
The Fries themselves are 710 calories and the shakes each are 650 calories, you indeed suck at this.

>> No.19561139

>>19560994
Not nearly enough cheese. They should be almost swimming in cheese that is so hot they barely have time to keep their physical shape before I shovel them into my gullet. Also pickles provide 0 flavor enhancement to a burg and therefore do not belong on one

>> No.19561140

>>19561136
Who cares what Shake Shack says? This isn't a Wendy thread or whatever. OP's pic is clearly homemade.

>>19561137
Prove it.

>> No.19561144

>>19561140
the OP is from shake shack...

>> No.19561145
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19561145

>>19561140
Read the PDF on >>19561136

>> No.19561148

>>19561144
Doesn't look like it

>>19561145
Yeah I'm sorry bucko but you shouldn't be using Shake Shack to determine the nutritional value of your food at home.

>> No.19561152

>>19561148
>Doesn't look like it
why do people who get btfo double and triple down on their ignorance?

>> No.19561163

>>19561152
Because it's 4chan where it's funny to be retarded.

>> No.19561164

>>19561152
I'm sorry but nobody has "btfo" what I said. One person posted a PDF to some random restaurant, which is a pants on head retarded way to go through life and I just won't have it. OP's pic doesn't say "Shake Shack" anywhere so using occam's razor we should assume that is a healthy home cooked meal. It's good to see the best in people, anon.

>> No.19561169

>>19561164
it says shake shack in the filename and on the bottom of the shakes in the picture.

>> No.19561173

>>19561139
>Also pickles provide 0 flavor enhancement to a burg and therefore do not belong on one
How could there ever be a more incorrect opinion on this site.

>> No.19561176
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19561176

>>19561169
>WOAH GUYS LOOK WHAT THEY SERVED ME AT SHAKE SHACK
don't you feel retarded now?

>> No.19561178
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19561178

>>19560994
over $40 plus tip

>> No.19561179

>>19561176
quadrupling down at being stupid

>> No.19561181

sorry >>19561179 was meant for >>19561169 lol I just keep making this mistake haha

>> No.19561190

>>19561176
That actually looks like it came from Tommy's burgers. LAfags know what I'm talking about.

>> No.19561195
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>>19561178
I'm not even poor but fuck that. I'll just smash some meat at home.

>> No.19561200
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19561200

>>19561181

>> No.19561208

FUCK I keep doing it
this >>19561200 was meant for >>19561178

>> No.19561211

>>19561208
Shit
>>19561181 was meant for >>19552076

>> No.19561213
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19561213

>>19561208
the order looks right, maybe the smokeshack is a single so -$2
you ok bro?

>> No.19561218

>>19561213
Yeah sorry actually you're right. I was arguing with this guy >>19561114 and it turns out he's right so I've been looking to offload the onus of guilt in this thread to someone else. Thought I had you pegged as an easy target but it turns out the shoe was on the other foot.

>> No.19561221

>>19561024
The only bad crinkle cuts I've had have been from Raising Cane's, which is a shame because I really like the rest of their food.

>> No.19561223

Those burgers are clearly overcooked.

>> No.19561226

hmmm how would i make my own shake sauce

>> No.19561230

>>19561226
mayo, ketchup, and relish. Maybe a tiny bit of Worcestershire

>> No.19561232

>>19561230
>relish
what the fuck

>> No.19561235

>>19561232
how do you not know that secret sauce/big mac sauce/house sauce/whatever the fuck you want to call it uses sweet relish?

>> No.19561249

>>19561230
Worcestershire is the key desu, it gives your sauce a nice tangy flavor, of course you have to let it sit for a few hours preferably a day.

>> No.19561263

>>19560994
i needs it brotendos......

>> No.19561329

>>19560994
Slop.

>> No.19561347

>>19561036
God you must be a fat retard

>> No.19562043
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19562043

>>19560994
No sauce.
You heathen.

>> No.19562050

>>19560994
price, animal cruelty, crinkle cut
though those fries dont look too bad
>>19561024
the crunch is what makes them suck
crunchy grease trap is terrible

>> No.19562061

>>19561036
slyaaaw
(sounds like you already are a woman)

>> No.19562063

>>19562043
sauce
you faggot

>> No.19562113

>>19562063
>google image search
>burger overloaded with sauce

>> No.19562270

>>19560994
>name ONE flaw
It's a meal from shake shack

>> No.19562526

>>19561190
Sacramento has our own shitty chilliburger thank you very much

>> No.19562535

Way too expensive for the amount of food you get despite being a high calorie meal

>> No.19562542

>>19560994
tomatoes in burger

>> No.19562569

>>19560994
seed oils

>> No.19562593

>>19560994
fucked up fry in the back, top front burger bun is dented

>> No.19562596

>>19562593
no straws in the drinks

>> No.19562598

>>19561024
Dave's Hot Chicken opened my eyes to how good crinkle cut can be.

>> No.19562601

>>19561072
I used to worry about that stuff when I had a live in chef. Can't be so picky these days.

>> No.19562847

>>19562270
based
shake shack is for fags

>> No.19562856

>that'll be 63 dollars plus tax plus tip

>> No.19562996

very few locations

>> No.19563004

>>19560994
I've only had it once, I didn't care for the buns

>> No.19563021

The real answer is the milkshakes are child sized but still like $8

>> No.19563055

>>19561013
/thread

>> No.19564101

>>19560994
what's the difference between shake shack and culvers?

>> No.19564140

>>19561178
>>19561195
>$10 bucks for a burger
I've had Shake Shack and it wasn't that good.

>> No.19564141

>>19560994
idk why but their food cleans me out. Worse than any taco bell I've ever had.

I have to say it's good though

>> No.19564218

>>19561213
Is that Lexi Belle? Jesus.

>> No.19564240

>>19561178
Doordarsh/etc prices are also inflated before they add the surcharges, that's not the actual price

>> No.19564434

>>19560994
i'm not eating that plate rn
it's been over a decade since I've had pizza, burgers or anything like that
it's not like i'm on a diet or anything silly like that
just poor and frugal
maybe I will get something special next time i leave the house
yeah

>> No.19564451

>>19560994
fries are crinkle cut instead of steak fries. burgers lack onions (I mean actual onions, not soii, fuck jannies). Lettuce on that one burger was a waste since lettuce is literal filler, getting nothing out of it.

>> No.19564456
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19564456

>>19561024
Home of the crinkle cut

>> No.19564479

>>19560994
I stopped going to Shake Shack after they got rid of their physical buzzers and replaced them with text-based alerts to let you know your food is ready.

Fuck off faggots, I am not giving you my cellphone number.

>> No.19564494

>>19564479
Good. I respect you for that. You never know if these companies sell customer information, so that's something to consider too.
Also I don't even have a phone, so how would someone like me receive service there? Not happening.

>> No.19564524

>>19564479
You can't stand in line an stare at them till your food is done?
they goota text you?
yeah fuck that

>> No.19564535

I'm ten feet away IN THE STORE and you are going to text me?

>> No.19564542

>>19560994
I'd need to see the WHOLE ingredient list first.
On first glance, it looks good for a twice a month outing...

>> No.19564544

>>19561026
No they don't..
they have TWICE the surface area as regular fries, the ONLY thing that would make them better would be being cooked in TALLOW.

>> No.19564552
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19564552

>>19561195
The ONLY sane retort to this MADNESS.
https://youtu.be/Ek0SgwWmF9w
Truly tho, DIY is SO MUCH BETTER.

>> No.19564582

>>19560994
Bruh that looks so beautiful....fast food just elevated

>> No.19564624
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19564624

I discovered shake shack on my trip to DC and all stores were stuffed by blacks. And everything was amazing
Then I discovered that we actually have shake shack in Washington as well, staffed by whites. The food was the same, but garbage somehow. Much less taste, more like fast food slop.
Not sure what's going on.

>> No.19564685

>>19564101

about 20 bucks

>> No.19564758

>>19560994
>name ONE flaw
I'm still alive and must witness that abomination.

>> No.19564791

>>19560994
I really want to have cheese fries again but I shouldn't get anything big like that until a few more weeks

>> No.19565007

>>19560994
Gives me acne

>> No.19565249

>>19560994
processed cheese, you dumbass