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wwyd if you saw this rn?

>> No.19556276

shut the door and leave

>> No.19556278

take an insulin shot

>> No.19556280

>>19556273
Realize I'm in a basketball american's house and leave.

>> No.19556283

Take the oatmeal cream pies and do a 360.

>> No.19556287

>>19556273
the goy closet

>> No.19556288

>>19556273
wow an entire pantry filled top to bottom with sugary goyslop and no real food

>> No.19556289

>>19556273
Place a single clam in every package.

>> No.19556291

>>19556288
Cheezuts are delicious

>> No.19556293
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19556293

>>19556273
nothing? you don't have to eat everything you see you fat fuck

>> No.19556298

>>19556273
>ocd fatfuck
meh at least its organized

>> No.19556307
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>>19556273
This is in a ghetto unlicensed daycare, isn't it?

>> No.19556310

I can't make out everything on the third from the bottom shelf, but I'd probably ask for a handful of chili cheese fritos (if that's what those are)

>> No.19556313

>>19556310
Nevermind...I think I see chewy sprees. I'd like to change my order to a handful of those.

>> No.19556314

>>19556273
leave before her husband gets home and i get shot

>> No.19556315

>>19556307
no anon it's a white suburban family's pantry

>> No.19556364

>>19556273
this looks exactly like my friend who smokes weed's cabinet

>> No.19556367

>>19556283
dude... if you did a 360 you'd walk back into the cabinet.... dummy....

>> No.19556368
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>>19556288
I know right? it's beautiful

>> No.19556372

>>19556367
usually when you do a 360 you finish with a moonwalk so no, op doesn't end up back in the closet.... dummy....

>> No.19557325
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19557325

>>19556273
Shout GOYSLOP at the top of my lungs, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.19558114

>>19556367
ROFLMAO GET A LOAD OF THIS TOURIST

>> No.19558865

Cop that bag of Funyuns.

>> No.19558911

>>19556273
despair for the five or six fatherless children who definitely live in that house

>> No.19558922

>>19558865
Dems aintcho Funyuns. Dems Foxxy Funyuns.

>> No.19558957

>>19556307
Likely. It's the koolaid and grape crush that gave it away.
>>19556315
I dunno, I see multiple packages of grape flavored drinks. The evidence doesn't support your claim.

>> No.19559012

>>19556273
Think this guys gotta decent stash

>> No.19559016

>>19558957
Niggers are also the most obese species by far, google it what is the fattest animal on earth it is the american negro

>> No.19559135

>>19556273
Steal the flamin hots and honeybuns and leave

>> No.19559597

>>19556273
>weight of the treats is warping the bottom shelf

do americans really...

>> No.19559600

I'll just have a Gatorade thanks.

>> No.19559601

Close the door and look in the fridge for some actual food.

>> No.19559679
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19559679

>>19556273
Try to help whoever bought these by informing him or her how bad it is to consume.

>>19556280
>>19556307
kek

>>19559016
Pic related. I quite dislike them but Polynesians are fatter, Arabs and Hispanics are getting bad too.

>> No.19559761

>>19556273
Take a nutty buddy and eat it.

>> No.19559797

>>19556288
fritos have 3 ingredients

>> No.19559800

>>19559797
It's actually just two, goy and slop

>> No.19559815

I would think I was on a reality tv show starring honey boo boo

>> No.19559819

if i was gonna eat shit i'd eat like, shin ramyun, frozen pizzas, mtn dew and salt and vinegar chips

they literally went shit tier with their goyslop, cereal and fruit juices, ew

#notmysloppa

>> No.19559821

>>19556273
I feel bad for that bottom shelf.

>> No.19559824

>>19556273
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.19559828

>>19559819
>sloppa
don't bring the humble sloppa into this. He has nothing to do with anything in that closet.

>> No.19559832

>>19559819
Sloppa != goyslopdsgjw

>> No.19559841

>>19559819
>shin ramyun, frozen pizzas, mtn dew and salt and vinegar chips
>not goyslop
you're in denial lil guy.

>> No.19559843

>>19559841
someone can't fucking read properly

>> No.19559846

>>19556273
I have a collection of unhealthy foods very similar to that but it's for surviving after The Collapse.
I can't imagine eating like that day to day.

>> No.19559859

>Oh no wears the water and celary sticks?
Fucking losers, i grab the sour patch kids and cheezits and go to town.

>> No.19559867

>>19556273
take out my phone and check google maps to find where i am because i just teleported out of my basement into someone elses house

>> No.19559871

take the cheezits and nutty bars

>> No.19559873

>>19559679
surprise the richest countries in all of human history have an abundance of food

>> No.19559894

>>19556273

Close the door and look for some real food in the fridge. You could have filled those shelves with cans of fish, beans, bags of rice/pasta, spices..

>> No.19560043

>>19556273
Took a picture and make a thread about it.

>> No.19560055

i'd inform them that shelves aren't supposed to bend like that and they may want to consider moving the drinks onto something more stable :)

>> No.19560058

Is this a diagram for all the different ways you can package corn?

>> No.19560140

Realise I have accidentally stumbled into Mr Chi-City's house. But I'll nab a blue koolaid on the way out.

>> No.19560147
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19560147

its bulking time goddammit

>> No.19560175

>>19556298
First thing I noticed. Organized junk food looks unnatural outside of store shelves.

>> No.19560872

>>19556273
I would deload any liquids off the bottom shelf, replace the wire shelf, and store that elsewhere.

Otherwise it looks fun.

>> No.19560885

Nothing. Im trying to to limit my calories rn.

>> No.19560896
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19560896

>>19559679
What did he mean by this?

>> No.19560925
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>>19556283
Based

>> No.19560939

Would yell from the bottom of my lungs
>CRINGE
>CRINGE
>CRINGE
Then turn 360 degrees and start running through the door yelling
>CRINGE

>> No.19560955

>>19556273
that screams food stamps
i want a krispy kreme though

>> No.19562181

>>19560872
as fun as diabetes at age 12

>> No.19562207

>>19556273
That bulging bottom shelf is so representative of your families fat bulging bellies.

>> No.19562491

>>19562181
Exercise. Wow, problem solved. You faggots scream and bitch about this shit constantly and it’s so awful to read.
Especially when you hyperbolic fucks call people fatasses because they ate one snack. Get a hobby that isn’t ridiculing people to make yourself feel better.

>> No.19562496

>>19556273
All that but not Nutty Bars. Ugh. Worthless.

>> No.19562840

>>19562491
Except the obesity epidemic isn’t caused by people having one snack

>> No.19562935

>>19556280
That's impossible, notice all the products are name brand.

>> No.19564135

>>19556280
>neatly organized
lol no. just a skinnyfat redditor

>> No.19564210

>>19556367
yeah he didn't see the other box of oatmeal cream pies

>> No.19564341

that bottom shelf is fucked, look at the bending on it.

>> No.19564351

>>19556273
immediately drink 2-3 of those gatorades. there's nothing i miss more about america than gatorade. i'm in japan now and pocari sweat is okay but there's something about gatorade that's so drinkable

>> No.19564629

>>19556273
>and this is where I keep my diabeetus

>> No.19564638

>Gatorade contains a chemical that is banned in Japan

They're just protecting you desu

>> No.19564722

>>19556273
I recognize that pantry. There's a gif of a spinning pot out there from that house, too. I hated living there.

>> No.19565672

>>19562935
You'd be shocked at what EBT works on.

>> No.19565700

Bottom shelf going to collapse

>> No.19566107

>>19558922
>Dems nacho Funyuns
One fucking job...

>> No.19566111

>>19556273
My pantry looks like this. It takes me two days to eat half a small bag of chips

>> No.19566116

>>19556273
I'd take those canned drinks off the bottom rack. That shit's about to crack.

>> No.19566761

>>19556273
Compliment them on their organization.

>> No.19566817

>>19562491
There are lots of children who play sports and are still fatasses on the fast track to type 2 diabetes. And honestly anon, fuck off, they're children. A nine year old isn't morbidly obese because they just didn't HIT DA GYM ENOUGH, they're morbidly obese because their shitty parents should be moderating their diet but failed to do so.
>Especially when you hyperbolic fucks call people fatasses because they ate one snack.
Nobody does this. Now look who's being hyperbolic.

>> No.19566834

Get extremely uppity and offended that someone would dare buy things I personally disapprove of because I was told it would make me fit in.

>> No.19567069

>>19556273
>Gee Shiquandrilandria, how many of other peoples' dollars did this cost?

>> No.19567150

>>19559819
>if i was gonna eat shit i'd eat like, shin ramyun, frozen pizzas, mtn dew and salt and vinegar chips
that's nearly what i have lol
except soda, unless you could tonic water

>> No.19567185

>>19556273
I wouldn't do anything. I would listen to what the closet has to say, which is what no one does.

>> No.19567190

>>19556273
Grab me one of those blue Gatorades and step the fuck out.

>> No.19567479

>>19556273
I'd get a small bowl of Cheeze Its and an oatmeal creme pie.

>> No.19567487

>>19558865
This. Funyuns are like $7 a bag that's mostly air and half the grams of a $5 bag of Doritos. What the fuck? It's good but not that good.

>> No.19568159

>>19556273
walk the dinosaur

>> No.19568854

>>19566111
based slow diabetic

>> No.19568867

>>19556273
I would eat the cheeze its because theyre the one american food i really want to try. then probs that green and yellow chip bag, it looks interesting

>> No.19568893

>>19556273
I'd like to buy a vowel

>> No.19568952

>>19556273
>wwyd
>rn
ignore your thread and call you a faggot. faggot.

>> No.19569655

>>19556273
>zero edible objects
I'd eat some barbecue chips though

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>>19568952
Except you didn't ignore them, queer.

>> No.19569722

>>19568867
don't bother
cheezeits taste good for around two to three chews
then some disgusting harsh non-food tasting bitterness permeates the back of your throat and throughout your mouth
they're fucking disgusting

>> No.19569729

>>19560147
The protein count there is in the single digits.

>> No.19569732

>>19556273
Close the door and walk away as I am diabetic, and none of that is a good thing for me to eat.

>> No.19569736

>>19569722
they weren't always this bad :( the extra toasty ones are alright. I kinda miss Cheese Nips.

>> No.19569847

>>19565672
yeah, i was looking through walmart and saw that steaks are ebt valid. Fucking kicking myself for not applying when i still paid taxes

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>>19567487
Funyuns are how you know someone's upper middle class
I figured this out when i went to a friend of a friend's lakehouse weekend and there were not one, but TWO bags on the counter.

>> No.19569882

>>19569659
shut up cuck

>> No.19569883
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>>19559821
A bowl of lucky charms
8 Funyuns and half a bag of honey bbq fritos spirals
12 White cheddar cheezits
1 Zebra cake
6 Sour Patch Kids
half a handful of Skittles
Washed down with some strawberry crush and blue kool aid burst

>> No.19569890

>>19556298
I have part of a pantry that's not too far off. My sister and her two kids live with me. And I have two. They like sugar and get it as a treat. We buy in bulk. Deal with it.
And no one is fat

>> No.19569943

>>19556273
tell you and your fat wife to eat a vegetable then call CPS

>> No.19570087

>>19562491
Cheese and a piece of sourdough is a much more nutritious and appropriate snack than cheese flavored crackers. Not even much harder to pack up. Same with a banana vs a handful of sour patch kids. Nothing wrong with having a treat or two in the pantry but this is a grim sight.

>> No.19570725

>>19556273
Make a big bowl, which is what I call it when I mix various junk foods together. Mostly chips/crackers/cheez its/goldfish, salty with salty. But I will have a bit of something sweet on the side in-between handfuls of delicious sodium enriched crunchy goodness.
From the pic I'd get the Chester's Hot Fries, regular Doritos, and one of the Cheez Its.
For my sweet side probably a Cosmic Brownie.

Cold milk to drink, of course, and a water.

>> No.19570860

>>19556273
..?

>> No.19570974

>>19569722
this is disappointing news. I liked cheetos when i tries them. are they even worse than the artificial taste of cheetos?

>> No.19570978

>>19556273
don’t know man

>> No.19570997

>>19570974
They're not artificial, they just taste of low quality cheese mixed with burnt generic flour-based meal. Decent with peanut butter, but mostly just make you wish you were eating real cheese. I've always viewed them as more of a kids snack.

>> No.19571002

>>19570974
Buy some extra toasty cheese its. I like those the best. The main cheese its are neither cheesy enough or toasted enough to be palatable IMO. The white cheddar and jalapeno ones are good too.

>> No.19571894

>>19556273
hunt for a apple.

>> No.19571905

>>19556273
Take the box of white cheddar cheez-its, turn 180 degrees and walk away

>> No.19571981

>>19556273
this is what diabetes looks like

>> No.19573134

>>19556273
It's like the metal trunk of a factory deposits it's goods directly into your closet. Industrial/10, but I like American corn syrup sloppa so I'd happily peruse your wares, if you're so inclined to share. :3...2

>> No.19573239

>>19556273
like eat a chips and leave

>> No.19573596

>>19556273
Mom's gonna freak

>> No.19573647

>>19556273
chow down

>> No.19573703

>>19573596
be me
teenage stoner with stoner Mormon friend
friends mother has second freezer packaged with munchies
get high and eat all we could find in fridge and freezer
his mother asks why we ate so much and why a strange variety of food
lie and make excuses
resulted in ban from eating food in freezer
his mom then kept minimal food in fridge

two starving stoners with munchies now have no food
start going to third Mormon stoners house with all kinds of food
repeat of above and get banned from freezer/fridge again

find new Mormon stoner friend and repeat from start to end

cycle didn’t stop until we had a license to drive to get the cheapest tacos, burritos, and bean cup from Nogals

the challenge then was finding enough money for munchies

half of which we spent at the donut shop