/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19549398]

Is this "real" cheese?

[Anonymous No.19549407]

Anything can be cheese if you’re drunk enough

[Anonymous No.19549410]

>>19549407
>smegma on rivita

[Anonymous No.19549418]

Are trans women women?

[Anonymous No.19549424]

>>19549418
Yes :)

[Anonymous No.19549428]

>>19549424
what makes them women?

[Anonymous No.19549431]

>>19549424
BASED
god i fucking LOVE cis allies and chasers i fucking LOVE THEM

[Anonymous No.19549434]

>>19549428
They say they are

[Anonymous No.19549441]

>add mold to cheese
>it's still cheese
>add maggots to cheese
>it's still cheese
>add sodium citrate to cheese
>it is NOT cheese anymore

ok.

[Anonymous No.19549444]

>>19549434
If someone says they are something, does that in and of itself make them that thing?

[Anonymous No.19549448]

>>19549444
why yes im optimus prime, how can you tell

[Anonymous No.19549450]

God I with you faggots would stop making the same fake threads every day.

[Anonymous No.19549454]

>>19549450
american cheese is real cheese

[Anonymous No.19549528]

no

[Anonymous No.19549680]

yeah, if you're poor

[Anonymous No.19549690]

>>19549448
autobots roll out!

[Anonymous No.19549694]

>>19549690
*autogynephilies roll out!

[Anonymous No.19549695]

>>19549448
0omg optimus is real how do i even

[Anonymous No.19549703]

>>19549695
your laptop is actually alive and when youre not looking he transforms and laughs at what youve been wanking to like toy story

[Anonymous No.19549747]

>>19549398
"cheese" aka a mix a of vegetable oils, emulsifiers, melting salts, artificial flavor and food coloring.

[Anonymous No.19549780]

>>19549694
AGPs are repressing homosexual men

[Anonymous No.19549789]

>>19549780
okay

[Anonymous No.19549790]

>>19549434
i am now you
you now believe trans women are not women
i said so

[Anonymous No.19551453]

>>19549790
by the postmodern laws of subjective reality I must agree

[Anonymous No.19551781]

>>19549790
why would men be women?

[Anonymous No.19551799]

>>19549434
What an utterly childish mindframe.

[Anonymous No.19551800]

>>19549418
yeah
>>19549428
I'm straight and they make my dick hard so they're women

[Anonymous No.19551806]

>>19551800
Viagra would also make your dick hard. Is viagra a woman? If a machine forcefully stimulated your dick and got it hard, would that be a woman?

You're mentally ill and looking for ways to justify your illness.

[Anonymous No.19551810]

>>19551800
Go back

[Anonymous No.19551817]

>>19551810
Liking traps, futas, and trans girls is a channer tradition going back to at least 2008 if not the website's inception.

[Anonymous No.19551823]

>>19551800
you are a closeted gay man attracted to crossdressing closeted gay men

[Anonymous No.19551827]

>>19551817
When it was counter culture and funny
Now it's mainstream and fucking disgusting crime against humanity

[Anonymous No.19551834]

>>19551817
Also you have to differentiate "liking" with laughing at troons for cutting off their dicks

[Anonymous No.19551839]

>>19551823
I've actually done some experimenting and can say with 100% certainty that I'm not gay. Still like cute trans girls though.
>>19551827
So you're just a contrarian. Imagine being this easy to manipulate.

[Anonymous No.19551844]

American cheese is just cheese with milk and sodium citrate added.

[Anonymous No.19551849]

>>19551839
>Imagine being this easy to manipulate
This sorta sums up trannies honestly. They're completely worthless as people and know it, so they only kick they can get is from imagining that they have any shred of power or control over others. Like yeah okay "Francesca", you totally just manipulated me, wow you're so clever, now go get a job and move out of your parents house, they haven't wanted you there for 20 years but don't know what to do about you.

[Anonymous No.19551850]

>>19551839
Says the troon enthusiast

[Anonymous No.19551852]

>>19549790
>>19551781
>>19551806
>>19551810
>>19551823
>>19551827
>>19551834
2016 tourists

[Anonymous No.19551858]

>>19551852
2016 was a long time ago, Anon

[Anonymous No.19551862]

>>19551839
just because you can't admit to being gay doesn't mean you aren't

[Anonymous No.19551869]

>>19549398
What is "real"? How do you define "real"? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then "real" is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

[Anonymous No.19552072]

no

[Anonymous No.19552289]

is this cheese?

[Anonymous No.19552305]

This board is fucking retarded lmao, how do you mentally ill faggots turn a question about cheese into trannies

[Anonymous No.19552307]

>>19552289
and what is this?

[Anonymous No.19552337]

>>19552305
being gay is not a mental illness

[Anonymous No.19552400]

>>19551858
was it?

[Anonymous No.19552681]

>>19551858
they've overstayed their welcome

[Anonymous No.19552918]

>>19552681
they?

[Anonymous No.19552961]

>>19549398
No but it's closer to cheese than vegan cheese. At least it melts. Someone gave me some vegan cheese slices and it was repulsive even when put on a borger. Something really unsettling about "cheese" that just sweats and smells bad when warm instead of melting.

[Anonymous No.19552967]

>>19552961
what does vegan cheese taste like?

[Anonymous No.19552972]

>>19549398
Y'all are viewing the question the wrong way.
American cheese = real cheese
Kraft singles != real American cheese

[Anonymous No.19553011]

>>19552967
Vaguely cheeselike but mostly flavorless, and it has an unpleasant dry and crumbly texture. That's despite it sweating moisture or oil or whatever when it's heated.

[Anonymous No.19553240]

>>19549398
>actually using shitingles
Everyone who isn't a faggot about processed cheese knows exactly what kind to actually get (while you continue to seethe)

[Anonymous No.19553403]

>>19551852
im not even american lol
how deluded do you have to be to think le drumpf is the source of anti tranny shit

[Anonymous No.19553454]

>>19549434
>say someone is something
>that's what they are
based niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.19554149]

no

[Anonymous No.19554185]

Is this 'real' cheese or just moldy shit we have been fooled to believing is 'real' cheese?

[Anonymous No.19554194]

Real cheese?

[Anonymous No.19554213]

>>19554194
too stinky

[Anonymous No.19554218]

>>19549428
Same thing that makes you a man : wishful thinking.

[Anonymous No.19554223]

To anyone wondering how you convert cheese into American "cheese".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJ30PGUk8Y

[Anonymous No.19554241]

>>19554213
People always say this. I don’t understand them. The more pungent cheeses are better.

[Anonymous No.19554249]

Lot's of cheese here, just go to the store
we have these all over ready to feed you and please you anything you could want or desire

[Anonymous No.19554269]

>>19554241
Depends on personal preference.

[Anonymous No.19554278]

People rave over this
It's good

[Anonymous No.19554327]

>>19549398
Yes, it is real cheese. In fact, it's four cheeses in one.

[Anonymous No.19554907]

>>19549398
It's real cheese if you think meatloaf or meatballs are real meat

[Anonymous No.19554958]

>>19552337
Then why are gays still so miserable when they're living with all the rights that they could ever want?

[Anonymous No.19554989]

Do Amerisharts not eat basic ass cheddar cheese? What the hell.

[Anonymous No.19555178]

>>19549441
>add salt to a soup
>it's still soup
>add soy sauce to a soup
>it's still soup
>add plutonium-239 to a soup
>it's not a soup anymore

how the FUCK does this work anons

[Anonymous No.19555978]

>>19555178
>Is that...citric acid...with sodium molecules on it?
>aaaAAAAA i'm going insaaaaaneeeee

[Anonymous No.19555988]

>>19554241
The more pungent it is the more limited its application

[Anonymous No.19556015]

>>19552337
>being gay is not a mental illness
The DSM says you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.19556045]

>>19556015
>50 years outdated
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.19556443]

>>19549431
>implying that isnt just another troon
chasers don't exist

[Anonymous No.19556448]

>>19556045
The new one says it's OK to cut your dick off I'm not sure it's the bastion of rationality you want it to be

[Anonymous No.19556454]

>>19556045
>>19556448
DSM-5 is so fucking fake and gay they're not even using roman numerals anymore. I'll tolerate DSM-IV.

[Anonymous No.19556459]

>>19549398
if it says sliced cheese, or cheese slices on the label it is made with cheese and is cheese.

if it says "cheese product" on the label it is not made with cheese.

[Anonymous No.19556464]

>>19552337
>being gay is not a mental illness
yeah because going against natural biology and threatening the existence of your species is so normal.

[Anonymous No.19556470]

>>19556464
I wouldn't continue this discussion further. A mod they hired from reddit will throw a tantrum and ban everyone if you point out their level of STDs, parasites, suicide, substance abuse, and pedophilia. No one likes the truth.

[Anonymous No.19556484]

>>19556470
no anon, you'll be banned for discussing off-topic things in a thread about cheese. you and your ilk are eternally obsessed with things you hate and you love bringing them up and shitting up the place any chance you can

[Anonymous No.19557537]

>>19556454
Romans never wrote IV.

[Anonymous No.19559034]

>>19549398
>Is this "real"
idk anymore

[Anonymous No.19559517]

>>19556443

Tell that to my ""straight"" boyfriend lol. He's Filipino and taught me how to cook adobo, I love him so much :)

[Anonymous No.19559521]

>>19559517
racemixing is bad

[Anonymous No.19559526]

>>19559521
race mixing doesn't apply to two dudes, anon

[Anonymous No.19559527]

>>19549418
only if i find them attractive

[Anonymous No.19559577]

>>19559526
yes it does
you are still lowering yourself to be with in inferior kind because you have issues yourself and darker races have lower standards for whites

[Anonymous No.19559583]

>>19559577
no. retard.

[Anonymous No.19559590]

>>19549418
>Take cheese
>Add chemical stabilizer
>Pasteurize
More like: Are trans men still women?

[Anonymous No.19559610]

>>19549398
It's MADE from real cheese, but it is not real cheese itself.

[Anonymous No.19559612]

>>19559590
trans men are women
trans women are men

[Anonymous No.19559654]

>>19556470
>point out
*make up

[Anonymous No.19559694]

>>19551800
boy do i have news for you

[Anonymous No.19560476]

>>19559610
what does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.19560480]

>>19549398
Its a mixture of cheeses, usually cheddar and cream cheese.

[Anonymous No.19560504]

>>19549398
this is the one thing europe did right, cheese.
fuck craft singles, tastes like chalk

[Anonymous No.19560583]

trans women are _______

[Anonymous No.19561454]

>>19560476
anon couldn't have been more clear bro
you may need to go back to 1st grade

[Anonymous No.19561470]

>>19549398
>Is this "real" cheese?
the stuff you get from the deli yes, the stuff from the dairy section that comes prepackaged no

[Anonymous No.19561488]

>>19549398
its real cheese emulsified with oil and like... baking soda? bromine? i forget which.

[Anonymous No.19561491]

>>19549398
>take (mostly cheddar) cheese blend
>melt it
>put cheese dip in mold
>let it harden
>slice
>plastic package
Kraft singles are okay, but real government cheese was better. You kids wouldn't understand what the real deal was like.

[Anonymous No.19561660]

>>19560583
no matter how many times i see someone use this phrase i will always be confused. the word trans implies altered from the original, how can it be a man or a woman?

[Anonymous No.19561756]

>>19549441
>add sodium citrate
And wood chips
And rat droppings
And 50+ chemical preservatives
And foreign material that they don't have to cite on the ingredients list because of relaxed FDA restrictions

YEAH, IT'S CHEESE ALRIGHT.

[Anonymous No.19561763]

>>19554989
We do. I have a block of sharp cheddar and pepperjack in my fridge right now and I generally slice those with a cheese wire to lay across sandwiches or on top of a pasta dish to make a nice crust. I also have a high-dollar shaker of parmegiano reggiano and other cheeses I put on pizza and anything that tastes good with it on it. The point of the yellow processed "cheese" is that it melts very well and very easily, it's basically just a thin slice of velveeta in terms of texture. I keep a brick of singles in the fridge to give to my dogs as a treat occasionally or to throw in a bowl of ramen, occasionally I'll use it with other cheeses in a grilled cheese but you can't overdo it or else it gets gross.

It's technically not cheese hence why they're called singles or single slices. There's a few companies that make some that is technically real cheese but it's kinda shit because it doesn't melt as well. Its junkfood you're not supposed to eat often.

[Anonymous No.19562083]

>>19561756
>Source: My ass

[Anonymous No.19562129]

>>19561756
It's basically a block of oil and fat in a vaguely cheese-like color that tastes like a really shitty weak cheddar. It's not cheese. It does melt really well which makes it useful but it's terribly unhealthy, although not nearly as much as being from france and cooking everything in several sticks of butter for every meal.

[Anonymous No.19562493]

>>19561660
Trans just means across. Like in chemistry if you have two functional groups separated by a double bond, it’s the cis isomer if they’re on the same side and the trans isomer if they’re on opposite sides.

[Anonymous No.19562549]

>>19557537

[Anonymous No.19563841]

>>19561491
are you bragging about being on welfare?

[Anonymous No.19563880]

>>19549398
define cheese

[Anonymous No.19563982]

>>19563880
coagulated milk

[Anonymous No.19564009]

>>19563880
something that melts and you can eat it

[Anonymous No.19566240]

no, trans women are men

[Anonymous No.19566261]

>>19566240
Nuh-uh

[Anonymous No.19566270]

>>19555178
You are unironically retarded to try and argue that fucking sodium and citric acid are comparable to plutonium, lmfao.

[Anonymous No.19566299]

>>19551806
>a machine forcefully stimulated your dick and got it hard
then that's a sex crime

[Anonymous No.19566453]

>>19549431
you've been huffing each other's crotch gas for so long that you've become delusional

[Anonymous No.19566862]

>>19549398
Another 4chan click bait thread.
So much since years.
Next clickbait thread will be milk. Then vegan and vegetarian, then japanese methods to get healthy. European food every now and then, ten all from beginning.
Its everytime the same.

[Anonymous No.19567120]

>>19566862
poor baby

[Anonymous No.19567144]

>>19566261
you are fake cheese

[Anonymous No.19568152]

>>19563841
Welfare is based, the government overtly giving you something instead of taking

[Anonymous No.19568933]

>>19568152
They have to take it from someone else first. Welfare means more taking and it wastes a lot of money compared to just letting things be because of the cost of managing welfare systems and the inefficiency.

[Anonymous No.19569040]

>>19552305

Chuds are utterly obsessed with trannies and are physically incapable of going 5 minutes without thinking about them.

[Anonymous No.19569395]

>>19549398
No, because sodium citrate isn't something naturally occurring in the cheese. Bleu can be naturally occurring and thus a cheese. However, you need to deliberately get flies and maggots, they're external to the cheese, so casu marzu is a cheese product, just like American cheese.

[Anonymous No.19569400]

>>19549398
yes europoor

[Anonymous No.19569403]

>>19560476
It stops being real cheese once it's been processed with chemicals and shit to turn it into those singles.

[Anonymous No.19570522]

It's just cheese with sodium citrate.

[Anonymous No.19570926]

>>19549398
No its fake