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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Wow it really just doesnt get more platinum’d than…. This…..
Zzzz

>> No.19545827

Those are meatballs...

>> No.19545835
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>>19545827
Good eye ranger, that’s right!
Heirloom beefsteak tomato slices.

>> No.19545845
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After about 6-7 minutes in a low heat pan, our onions are fully caramelized.

>> No.19545860

>>19545845
already gay. aborting.

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Now we smash the meat into a hot pan.

>> No.19545867

>>19545845
Those aren't carmelized...

>> No.19545869
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>>19545865
>smashburger

>> No.19545873

>>19545835
Don’t put tomatoes in the fridge

>> No.19545878

>>19545821
Did you take my advice?

Platinum ck burgers soundsexcited, bold, and innovative. Can't wait.

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Now we flip and season

>> No.19545938
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With the patties done with take our white American cheese (from the deli, not pre-sliced) add the onion, and stack ‘em up.

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Then we stack them on the toasted white bread with the tomatoes and mustard.

>> No.19545975
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And the result is….
PLATINUM STAR!
The “/ck/ burger”. Wow.

>> No.19545981

>>19545975
And thanks to the great 4chan image system for inverting my image!

>> No.19546041

Shit tier burger. This retard doesn't even know what caramelized onions are.

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>>19546041
Looks like a literal 10/10 to me. You seem like a fox hating on the grapes you can’t have.

>> No.19546130

>>19546083
This. So much this.

>> No.19546138

>>19545975
Thank God I don't crave attention like you.

>> No.19546146

>>19545821
>yaoi banner from jojo came up when i clicked this thread
heheh

>> No.19546170

>>19546138
I don’t crave attention I crave hamburgers . How could a being like you ever understand that?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DwPWGUhEtP0

>> No.19546178

>>19546170
Nobody craves your shitty threads or "hamburgers" you dumb fuck.

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>>19546178
Speak for yourself, I love these threads.

>> No.19546217

>>19546213
>dumb frogposter
of course you would

>> No.19546247

Looks great OP
>>19546138
Would you prefer another shitty fast food thread? Maybe an e celeb thread? Piss off

>> No.19546251

>>19546146
The one where it looks like Avdol is humping Joseph because Mariah made them magnetic?

>> No.19546252

>>19546247
Actually I would. Don't try to kid yourself. At least fast food threads are a bit entertaining, you're just insufferable.

>> No.19546253

>>19546138
You clicked on the thread and chose to be confrontational. Are you sure?

>> No.19546266

>>19545845
>>19545835
>>19545821
I do not agree that this is a "burger," or that is ought to be considered platinum star, but nonetheless I respect you for posting it and look forward to trying it for myself. It looks good, and really that's the important part.

>> No.19546271

>>19546253
Well damn, when you put it like that, maybe I am motivated by attention and interaction. Perhaps my self-image of somebody better than average and above normies is false and I'm actually just an asshole.

>> No.19546343
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19546343

Not a fan of carmelized onions.
Haven't we had this conversation before, a few years ago? Adn then a few years before that? what the fuck anons i am going insane.

>> No.19546347

>>19546343
>inb4 thats deja vu thats normla
you said htat last time, and i inb4d it last time too motherfucker

>> No.19546360

>>19546347
>>19546343
Blonde caramelized onions are nice. What else to say, really?

>> No.19546651

>>19545845
Where is the caramelization?

>> No.19546726

>You can't pay for that premium burger with money
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0fBy_DTGNW8

>> No.19546758

"in that case, I'm cooking my final move too...."
>hamburger series, "/ck/ burger"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Bia4ksr8Cs
OP I have cooked for over 30 years. Today I finally see what cooking is.
>he did it in 1 burger

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>>19545845
>7 minutes
>Caramelized

>> No.19546942

>hi I'm OP just going to post a burger on /ck/
I run a restaurant in Brooklyn that does over 200 burger orders a day. What's your email?
>this guy dropping a post
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UJ30WRNXBZ8
Are you Marco?

>> No.19547110

looks perfect anon, I usually grill mine but might have to replicate.

>> No.19547358

>>19545975
looks delicious. what seasoning did you use?

>> No.19547369

>>19545975
Overcooked shit.

>> No.19547379

>>19545865
you're begging to have a pan full of glass you stupid asshole

>> No.19547393

Should've cut the onions or tomatoes or the bread into star shapes. Could've added purple food coloring to the onions.
Instead of smashing with a spatuler, could've used your hand.
I think we can all agree Jotaro is disappointed.

>> No.19547775

>>19547369
"the meat is cooked and not raw... nooooooo"
get the fuck out of the board you faggot lmao