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Is Coke good for a toddler?

>> No.19539180

Just the other day I saw a guy buying his very young child a monster so coke isn’t that bad

>> No.19539191

>>19539180
I'll frequently buy my toddler shit she can't have just because she wants to hold the box/can, I'm not actually letting her have it, I just eat/drink it later when she gets bored of it.

>> No.19539198

>>19539191
why not just buy them something they can have
brewing up some kinda complex doing that I can feel it

>> No.19539203

>>19539180
They used to give honey boo boo a mix of red bull and mountain dew as a toddler

>> No.19539209
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19539209

My son is 6 and he can't even have orange juice yet.

>> No.19539354

>>19539209
Save him from a fate of thin tooth enamel

>> No.19539356

>>19539169
>Is Coke good for a toddler?
Only for hispanic toddlers.

>> No.19539361

You can tell by her looks, that woman doesnt look so smart. I hope mother nature does its magic and her genes dont spread as much into their children.

>> No.19539379

>>19539198
you're missing the point
they see you holding a cool looking can so they want to hold a cool looking can

>> No.19539384

>>19539354
>baby teeth
>worrying about dental

>> No.19539391

I think most of us know at least one person who was raised by parents who didn't care about tooth health, so they grew up having bad teeth issues for the rest of their lives even after their baby teeth fell out, because you just know these bad dental habits don't stop when their permanent teeth grow in.
Probably one of the worst things an unfit parent can do, just lifelong medical issues that could have easily been avoided with little effort.

>> No.19539392

>>19539209
so you want him to get scurvy and have brittle bones from lack of calcium absorption.
sugar is fine for kids because they're still growing and need the easily accessible energy, it's why breast milk is sweet.

>> No.19539395

>>19539391
>Probably one of the worst things an unfit parent can do
no that would be opening a line of credit in the kids name and torching it.

>> No.19539405

>>19539395
You can do that?
I assume it'd be impossible before the kid is 18, I can't imagine credit companies issuing credit that can't even be paid back since the kid can't legally own property to be repossessed or work any legal jobs to have wages garnished from.
Also probably some sort of legal protection, I assume opening and using credit in someone else's name is fraud, even if they're your kid.

>> No.19539431

>>19539169
Giving kids caffeine and sugar is a recipe for more problems

>> No.19539455

what's honestly abhorrent to me is you're considered a bad parent for not letting your kid have soda

ugh how can you be so restrictive, your kids are going to grow up to hate you you know?

>> No.19539463

>>19539455
What is really abhorrent is new parents go to parenting classes which are just the jews telling you to ruin your kid

>> No.19539484

>>19539463
my aunt took on the "it's their choice" model where they can choose what they want and will make the right choices on their own

>> No.19539495

>>19539463
Can confirm, when they hired me to teach parenting classes they said I had to be Jewish (and I had to get a letter of recommendation from my Rabbi). First thing I was taught while interning was to use my Jewish powers of subliminal messaging (rubbing my hands together really fast) so the parents would feed their kids beyond meat burgers.

>> No.19539520

>>19539356
kek

>> No.19539549

>>19539405
you don't need a credit card to utilize a clean credit score, my friends mom fucked over all 3 of her kids

>> No.19539550

>>19539379
well now I want to hold a cool looking can

>> No.19539551

>>19539379
I mean i guess, but like, could be some yoohoo or something, just saying

>> No.19539562

>>19539431
caffeine is bad but kids are likr humming birds they need sugar

>> No.19539565

>>19539209
This would be me, but my boomer grandparents see no wrong in feeding them sugary candy bars, soda, and endless ice cream.
I love fruit. Especially grapes. Fuck little Debbie.

>> No.19539567

>>19539551
they look to their parent for cues so most of the time they'll want what you have like a baby with car keys

>> No.19539572

>>19539565
>Fuck little Debbie.
>>>/b/ is that way

>> No.19540056

>>19539562
>sugar
dunno if corn syrup is really part of the childcare food pyramid, hasan

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19540101

>pumping your baby full of caffeine before they've even learnt to walk
americans are fucked in the head