/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19534653]

HOLY FUCK I GODDAMN HATE LIQUID CONDIMENTS SO FUCKING MUCH
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING REPULSIVE
THE MOST FUCKING VILE PUTRID SHIT KNOWN TO MANKIND
ORDERED A SANDWICH FROM JIMMY JOHNS AND THEY PUT FUCKING MAYONNAISE IN IT
I TOOK A FEW BITES BEFORE REALIZING AND THREW THE ENTIRE THING AWAY. THERE GOES MY DAILY MEAL, MY ENTIRE FUCKING DAY IS RUINED.
FUCK LIQUID CONDIMENTS AND FUCK THE PIECES OF HUMAN TRASH THAT USE THEM
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.19534663]

>>19534653
There's a lot of foods I don't especially like but I can't think of anything I dislike so much that I'd rather go hungry than eat it

[Anonymous No.19534664]

mayo is so overrated. sorry op

[Anonymous No.19534671]

>>19534653
Ahh look at the little baby cant handle mayo, huh little boy. Are you gonna cry. Piss your pants maybe.

[Anonymous No.19534682]

>Order food without condiments
>People look at me like I'm a degenerate
>Meanwhile my friends are fucking covered in ketchup, mustard, and other shit

[Anonymous No.19534691]

>>19534653
why eat sandwiches if u hate mayo

[Anonymous No.19534715]

Hating mayonnaise is reddit as fuck. Honestly grow up.

[Anonymous No.19534726]

I'm never eating jimmy johns for the rest of my natural life. FUCK YOU, you just permanently lost a customer because you don't make your gay little faggot sauce OPT IN.

[Anonymous No.19534730]

>>19534715
Hilarious. Redditfolk love mayonnaise. They call it hecking wholesome chungus jingo jango superjuicy love affair. I've seen their comments. Have you?

[Anonymous No.19534736]

>>19534730
you would know better, I'm not as intimately familiar with reddit as you

[Anonymous No.19534813]

How are you so retarded that you can't make your own sandwich?

[Anonymous No.19534818]

>>19534653
Mayo is not a liquid

[Anonymous No.19534819]

Doesn't Jimmy Johns make the sandwich in front of you? How'd you fuck that up? Literally just tell them no mayo and tell them to stop if they reach for it anyways.

[Anonymous No.19534825]

>>19534653
Unless you do genuinely hate ALL condiments (which I doubt), there is some sauce you like which contains mayo.

[Anonymous No.19534828]

>>19534653
How can you eat a sammich when the various ingredients will be different colours and touching each other? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE harder autismo

[Anonymous No.19534834]

>>19534730
Why do people hate Mayo so much, its just egg and niggers?

[Anonymous No.19534842]

Mayonnaise is disgusting unless you make it yourself and consume it same day. It’s easy to make, granted, but mayonnaise that is mass produced is universally shit and even miracle whip tastes better. Mustard holds up due to God’s grace, but if anyone puts mayo on anything I order then I throw it out and demand a replacement or refund. The only mayonnaise I will eat is that I create by my own hands.

[Anonymous No.19534849]

>>19534834
It invokes the imagery of a fat trashy poor person eating it straight from the jar. It grosses people out because of the context it's eaten in. Shit like mayo and bologna are just stuck with that reputation until some hipster faggot figures out they can call it aoli or something and suddenly everyone loves it.

[Anonymous No.19534887]

>>19534825
I hate all liquid condiments.

[Anonymous No.19534889]

This is one of the primary reasons why I just make my own food. It's a bad gamble. At best, you just get what you ordered. But most of the time you just lit your money on fire.
>>19534834
Mayonnaise itself is actually fine. But whatever that shit is in stores and that they use in restaurants is not mayonnaise. I'm not even convinced it's food. >>19534842 is right. You have to make it yourself.

[Anonymous No.19534893]

>>19534849
>>19534834
wrong
it tastes fucking repulsive
it coats your entire mouth with its vile taste and texture
the texture is putrid

[Anonymous No.19535504]

>>19534653
WAT THA MATTA WHYTE BOY?
MAYO TOO SPICY FO YA?

[Anonymous No.19535527]

>>19535504
I ordered the spicy italian sub fuck you go season your smoke detector.

[Anonymous No.19535529]

>>19534653
Mayo isn't a liquid

[Anonymous No.19535534]

>>19534653
You dropped your hat, retard

[Anonymous No.19535638]

>>19534818
Then how can it be squeezed out of a bottle

[Anonymous No.19535646]

>>19535638
Mayo is neither solid nor liquid. It’s a smear

[Anonymous No.19535647]

>>19535638
Anything can be squeezed throw a small hole. Like the cocks you take up your asshole in public bathrooms.

[Anonymous No.19535651]

>>19535646
>>19534818
A distinction without a difference you insufferable faggot. Call it what you want, you and I both know what food items are being referred to.

[Anonymous No.19535657]

>>19534653
People who violently dislike mayonnaise are ironically the biggest plebs. It's just oil, salt and vinegar and some egg, all good things to put on a sandwich, get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.19535674]

>>19535527
>he thinks the spicy italian is spicy

[Anonymous No.19535679]

>>19534653
Oil and vinegar master race

[Anonymous No.19535689]

>>19535674
*chirp*

[Anonymous No.19536853]

>>19535646
gunk*

[Anonymous No.19537421]

>>19534730
>They call it hecking wholesome chungus jingo jango superjuicy love affair.
No, they don't.
Reddit hasn't been the reddit 4chan thinks it is for close to a decade now.

[Anonymous No.19537433]

>>19534653
>took a few bites before realizing
I guess it isn't as bad as you say then, considering you didn't even notice it after swallowing a few bites of a sandwich. Get that autism checked out
>>19534818
It's a non-Newtonian fluid

[Anonymous No.19537438]

>>19534653
Hopefully science develops an autism pill for you

[Anonymous No.19538548]

>>19537433
it's because the mayo isn't evenly distributed and the very end had a bite or two without it infecting the sandwich

[Anonymous No.19538646]

>order a sandwich with a condiment that I like
>they put so fucking much on that it ruins it anyway
seriously it doesn't take much effort to just not completely drown the fucker

[Anonymous No.19538653]

>>19537421
You can tell what someone's main site is by specifically which negative stereotypes about redditors they believe

[Anonymous No.19538654]

>>19534726
Wait, so you hate mayo so much it sends you into an apoplectic rage, but you just order sandwiches from sub shops as is without even asking for it without mayo? The fuck? Every sandwich shop's going to put condiments on their sandwich you retard.

[Anonymous No.19538662]

>>19537421
They probably think mayo is homophobic and white supremacist.

[Anonymous No.19538677]

>>19538653
>someone's main site
Go back

[Anonymous No.19539182]

>>19538654
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PUTTING CONDIMENTS ON IT BY DEFAULT YOU STUPID FAGGOT THE CONDIMENTS SHOULD BE EXTRA AND IF YOU WANT THEM ON YOU ASK ALSO DOUBLE MOTHER FUCK YOU JIMMY JOHNS FOR PUTTING MAYO ON MY SANDWICH WHEN THE MENU DIDNT EVEN FUCKING SAY IT HAD IT ON THERE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.19539271]

>>19539182
dumb redditposter
i'm gonna sip on a mayonnaise packet right now

[Anonymous No.19539272]

Mayo is more of a plasma wouldn’t you agree?

[Anonymous No.19539274]

>>19539182
>BY DEFAULT
A sandwich without mayonnaise is a truly sad thing.

[Anonymous No.19539281]

>>19539274
i agree mostly. put it on my favorite capicola sandwich once and it was too digusting to finish

[Anonymous No.19539284]

>>19535534
Yeah OP is 100% autistic. Avoiding an entire class of foods because of some random quality like being liquid is textbook autistic behavior. Honestly pretty interesting to see in the wild.

[Anonymous No.19539320]

>>19539284
>>19539274
>>19539271
ITS TEXTURE IS SO FUCKIN G PUREULPSIVE AND THE TASTE IS PUTRID FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK IT RUINS THE ENTIRE FUCKING MEAL FUCKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.19539357]

>>19534653
>I hate moisture on a sandwich
You know that the "sand" isn't literal, right?

[Anonymous No.19539503]

Autism the thread. If you don’t like ketchup mustard mayo kill your self. They aren’t the problem or wrong, you and your bitch made pussy ass picky eater baby palette are and your folks are to for raising you that way your mom for babying you and your dad for not whipping your ass enough or more likely not being around at all. Bitch niggas afraid of ketchup and mayo lol OMG ARE THOSE LIQUID CONDIMEBTS IM LOSING MY MIND they come on shit by default for a reason because that’s the right way and you’re wrong and a faggot


Ps I hate you

[Anonymous No.19539508]

fag you eat tyson chicken strips with no sauces for every meal you’re a mental midget who should have been culled

[Anonymous No.19539540]

>>19539508
I use dry seasonings and dry spices like a functional human being.

[Anonymous No.19539544]

>>19539540
Seasonings are for niggers

[Anonymous No.19539545]

>>19539544
White people invented seasoning you retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.19539563]

>>19539544
>salt is for niggers
>pepper is for niggers
nigger youre dumb

[Anonymous No.19539584]

>>19539357
My gf is like that, I don't understand how she enjoys dry sandwiches more than ones with moisture.

[Anonymous No.19539592]

>>19539584
>>19539357
nothing more disgusting than a soggy sandwich

[Anonymous No.19539617]

>>19539584
>>19539592
soggy bread is different than moisture. i love just a tomato and lettuce with a bit of mayo on american sandwich bread.
soggy bread is a french dip or chicago beef or dropping steaming hot philly cheesesteak/cheese/onions onto a loaf, wrapping it in foil. god i hate that. always let my chessesteak sit out on a plate to cool before putting on bread

[Anonymous No.19539622]

>>19539617
A blt is different than putting a liquid condiment in your sandwich. They utterly ruin the entire sandwich.

[Anonymous No.19539627]

>>19539622
mayo is a solid, like avocado or butter. you can spread it with a knife. like pate (meat) on a cracker

[Anonymous No.19539635]

>>19539627
A distinction without a difference. You and I and everyone in the entire board know exactly what food items are being referred to in this context, and you are arguing semantics to distract from your abhorrent taste in food because you're hoping that you can win at a different argument since you already lost the one about quality of food.

[Anonymous No.19540008]

>>19539320
I feel you OP. I hate all liquid condiments as well. Slimey slippery nonsense that ruins the flavor of the ingredients. I can’t even look at a slathered up mcchicken without getting nauseous. I don’t know how people can live with themselves ingesting such filth.

[Anonymous No.19540144]

>>19534715
This.

OP tell us more about how much you hate Nickelback and love the heckin keanu chungo

[Anonymous No.19540239]

>high school is doing a canned food charity thing
>winning class gets burgers for the entire class
>we win but burger has disgusting mayo on it
>Have to give it to some broad that sat near me

[Anonymous No.19540302]

>>19534653
You managed to escape your tard wranglers again?

[Anonymous No.19540445]

>>19540144
I think Nickelback is not bad.

[Anonymous No.19540451]

>>19539320

Oh look, an autistic meltdown.

OP, I understand hating mayo from a giant fast food chain, because they always use the cheapest and worst garbage ingredients. But all ""liquid condiments"" ? That is 100% autistic behavior lol. Have you considered dressing your sandwich with a nice homemade vinaigrette instead?

[Anonymous No.19540455]

Lol

[Anonymous No.19540458]

>>19540451
>ketchup
KYS
>mustard
KYS
>mayonaise
KYS
>barbeque sauce
KYS
>horseradish
KYS
>salad dressing
KYS
>steak sauce
KYS
LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANY FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.19540714]

>>19534653
what's wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.19540729]

>>19540458
Autism is a sad disease

[Anonymous No.19540754]

>>19534653
Jimmy johns literally lines the shelf with huge tubs of mayo as decoration are you just completely helpless or what?

[Anonymous No.19541124]

>>19540754
i didn't look at the shelf i only looked at the menu board and i looked at the employee taking my order and i looked at the shelf with chips to get chips and then i sat and stared at the wall while I waited for my sandwich and then i looked at the sandwich as i received it and then i walked out and left.

[Anonymous No.19541505]

>>19534653
>>19534682
I'm the same way. The food should be good without a sauce to mask it.

[Anonymous No.19541507]

>>19540714
He's autistic and the texture bugs him. It's like a sensory overload type of thing.

[Anonymous No.19541522]

>>19541507
>taste and texture don't mean anything for cuisine
/ck/, everyone

[Anonymous No.19541531]

>>19541522
OP hates literally all liquid condiments. It's autism.

[Anonymous No.19541534]

>>19541531
UH ACKSHUALLY THEY AREN'T TECHNICALLY LIQUID THEREFORE YOU ARE WRONG

[Anonymous No.19541550]

>>19534653
Jimmy John's puts gargantuan amounts of mayo in their sandwiches and never listens to no or light condiments instructions, if I were you I'd claim an egg allergy and ask to be refunded for the sandwich. Jersey Mike's is way better and always listens to instructions anyway

[Anonymous No.19541551]

>>19541531
So? most people don't like certain foods, that doesn't mean it's autism.

[Anonymous No.19541585]

>>19540458
>American condiments

[Anonymous No.19541589]

>>19541585
It wouldn't matter if it was a 5 star Michelin condiments, he dosent like wetness touching his food

[Anonymous No.19541601]

>>19541589
You're god damn right.

[Anonymous No.19541733]

>>19541601
Get your money back, if you told them no mayo and they put it in they have to give it to you

[Anonymous No.19541755]

>>19541585
Mayonnaise is from Menorca. The one from the United States sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.19541767]

I hope you're suffocated in a vat of mayo which is then sent to your family.

[Anonymous No.19541805]

>>19534691
Some of us just want bread, meat, and cheese. It works.

>>19534715
Roughly 25% of people hate mayo. Barrack Obama is one of them. The problem is that mayo is viscerally disgusting, and its texture reminds people of things like pus.

[Anonymous No.19541816]

>>19540458

>LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANY FUCK YOU
Pan sauce. You fry up your meat in a frying pan with a little bit of butter or oil, and when bits of it start to stick to the pan, you take something sweet and acidic, like lemon juice, wine, or vinegar, and you use that to dissolve the brown bits at the bottom of the pan. If you then allow it to thicken, you have a glaze.

That is the liquid condiment that puts everything else to shame. But you will not find it served in a fast food chain. You have to make it yourself.

[Anonymous No.19541830]

>>19540458
ranch dressing is vile

[Anonymous No.19542202]

>>19541551
Most picky eaters are on the spectrum anon… hate to break it to you like this

[Anonymous No.19542212]

OP actually got filtered by a small amount of mayo on a burger.
The absolute state of OP rn.

[Anonymous No.19542225]

>19542212
I will not take this bait

[Anonymous No.19542492]

>>19534653
I agree. It should not be the standard, you shuold have to ask for it. It makes everything soggy and overpowers the taste of the actual food.

[Anonymous No.19542513]

>>19541816
thanks for the tip, not OP
>>19540458
only "sauce" I ever use other than occasional tomato on pasta is leftover strained meat juice and bacon grease with spices and herbs I mixed i n myself, and I only use it to soak chicken in before cooking. Nothing after

[Anonymous No.19542527]

>>19542492
it also makes the entire sandwich a slippery mess with everything falling out as you try to hold onto it and getting sauce all over your hands

[Anonymous No.19542651]

>>19542527
YES. You are not alone at all.

[Anonymous No.19542670]

I don't understand filler condiments like mayo or "sub sauce". A good mustard or hot sauce makes sense but why things that don't stand out flavour wise.

[Anonymous No.19542688]

>>19542670
My theory is that it's purely for calorie padding in order to increase prices and make the food look more filling when listed on the menu.

[Anonymous No.19543872]

>>19534671

[Anonymous No.19543938]

>>19542492
Wouldn't be soggy if you toasted your bread

[Anonymous No.19544831]

>>19543938
>toasted bun + liquid condiment
optimal combination to ensure all of the contents of your sandwich slip out like a bar of soap in your hand while you're showering