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I have both dhiarrea and constipation at the same time
What should I be eating?

>> No.19531299

>>19531298
sauerkraut!

>> No.19531307

Fiber

>> No.19531309

>>19531298
You should simultaneously take heroin for its conspitational effects and do cocaine for its bowel stimulatory effects.

>> No.19531327
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>>19531298
Salt pork?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg4OIFd5-aA

>> No.19531338

>>19531298
ᵀᵂᴱᴺᵀʸ ˢᴵˣ ᵀᴴᴼᵁˢᴬᴺᴰ ᴺᴵᴳᴳᴱᴿˢ ᶜʳᵃᵐᵐᵉᵈ ᶦn ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃˢˢ ᶜʳᵃᵃᵐ nᶦᵍᵍᵉʳˢ

>> No.19531344
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>>19531327

>> No.19531444

>>19531338
woah

>> No.19531477

Make a 24 hour bone broth bro. Lines your inside with lube.

>> No.19532471
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>>19531309
I finished up the coke a friend got me before trolling the mall for teenagers this weekend. Had to piss every five minutes but also cus I kept chugging water from the fountain. Didn’t have to shit though.

>> No.19532478

>>19531338
We don't have that many in the whole country I think

>> No.19532512

>>19531327
All this shit and he never tastes it?
Fucking history nerd, I want my 20 minutes back

>> No.19532539

Coffee in the daytime
Kefir at night
Come out of that bathroom a new man.

>> No.19532540

fast

>> No.19532545

>>19531327
F R U S T R A T E D ORANGE FOOL

>> No.19532546

>>19532471
I'd stick my tinker in her bell if you know what I mean

>> No.19532587

>>19532546
no?