LOL @ THE SOUTH

[Anonymous No.19526950]

Literally just a sliced tomato on bread

[Anonymous No.19526957]

it's a boomer thing

[Anonymous No.19526961]

I had one today, they're so good. Toast, mayo, tomato, some black pepper. mmm mmmmm.

[Anonymous No.19526999]

>>19526950
You yankees don't like a tomato that has actual flavor? Suit yourself, best fucking blts right now. Toss on some Tabasco and pepper and you got lunch and dinner plans handled for a couple days.

[Anonymous No.19527000]

>fruit
>in a sandwich

Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.19527017]

So it's a BLT without the BL?

Why not just make a BLT? Or a tomato cheese melt?

[Anonymous No.19527024]

raw tomatoes are disgusting

[Anonymous No.19527026]

>>19526950
When tomatoes in season it is delicious.

[Anonymous No.19527028]

>>19526950
>The Sandwich Poor People Wait for All Year

[Anonymous No.19527029]

>>19526950
yeah but it's lush

[Anonymous No.19527034]

>>19526950
We eat those in the Midwest all the time too. They're unironically the best sandwich you could make.

[Anonymous No.19527037]

>tomato soup + bread
>"Omg based"
>tomato + bread
>"Lol poor people in the South"

But why.

[Anonymous No.19527043]

>>19526950
With salt and mayo. It's absolutely delicious.

[Anonymous No.19527044]

>>19526950
Americans are so poor they have to save up an entire year to afford tomatoes?

[Anonymous No.19527046]

>>19527037
soup status makes all the difference
>GJWOGS

[Anonymous No.19527047]

you can tell which people itt have had real, fresh tomato and which people have only had "tomatoes" they bought from Walmart or a similar shit store

[Anonymous No.19527050]

It's only a crazy idea if you've been eating shitty supermarket tomatoes for your entire life.

I hate American capitalism.

[Anonymous No.19527054]

Yankees BTFO yet again by nothing more than a juicy homegrown tomato.

[Anonymous No.19527075]

>>19527047
Even further, I think it's funny that most people who enjoy this sandwich have yards and gardens and enough space to grow their own tomatoes whereas the hands that are typing they it's for poors probably belong to people who rent pillbox apartments and don't own land.

[Anonymous No.19527076]

>>19526950
Why not make a BLT?

[Anonymous No.19527100]

>>19527076
ur so mad we eat tomatoes
haaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.19527104]

>>19527054
Urbanoids cannot fathom good food

[Anonymous No.19527112]

>>19527000
i don't care what you fancy scientists say tomato is a veg to hell with your taxonomy

[Anonymous No.19527120]

It's so good though. Still warm tomato fresh from a garden. It's peak humanity. It's what it's all for

[Anonymous No.19527142]

I eat a lot of meals that are mostly tomatoes.

Like basil and tomato pasta and BLT
a French tomato is divine

[Anonymous No.19527144]

>>19527120
They'll never understand. They're children that live in a grey world.

[Anonymous No.19527152]

>>19526957
True whites respect boomers and utmost thrive all our true people.

[Anonymous No.19527164]

This meal is sex.
OwU

>>19527144
Thankfully not a blue world, as regionalism has empowered us so.

They would discover how good it is if they try it.

[The gollywhopper. It's that piece of ticklemeat between the b-hole and base of the happy zone. No.19527171]

>>19527047

It's pretty much night/day how different store bought vs. home grown is.

[Anonymous No.19527180]

>>19526950
They're delicious. The southerners are right.

[Anonymous No.19527185]

>>19526950
The difference between a grocery store greenhouse tomato and an in-season fresh from plant tomato has to be tasted to be believe. The south is spot fuckin' on with this one.
t. midwesterner

[Anonymous No.19527188]

>>19527164
I'll give it a try later

[Anonymous No.19527189]

>>19527104
anon, you have taken a screenshot of an obvious joke about how shitty and overpriced brooklyn barbecue is and posted it as though it was completely serious.

[Anonymous No.19527197]

>>19527189
>how shitty and overpriced brooklyn barbecue is
So, he's right?

[Anonymous No.19527198]

>>19527017
That other shit only distracts from the annual ripeness of real tomatoes. Tomatoes only taste good in summer.
Sad that so many ignorant anons here will never understand this because they've never actually eaten a REAL ripe tomato. Not that anemic shit they put on Whoppers year-round.
It may as well be a completely different food. The flavor is indescribable.
Get to a farmers' market and discover!

[Anonymous No.19527199]

I’m from the Detroit area, and I feel like southerners have a lot in common with our “downriver” folk. They love their 4-wheelers, dirt bikes, drugs, and guns. If you got a problem, they throw down and yell “FIGHT ME, BITCH,” and it’s usually over pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.19527206]

>>19527197
anon's right about inner city food being shit, but he's using an image showing an urboid complaining about the shitty overpriced food to prove urboids have no taste, which is dumb.

[Anonymous No.19527209]

>>19526950
>ripe tomato sandwich
??
My Mamaw always made us fried green tomato sandwiches. Breaded and fried green tomato slices, sautéed onions, mayonnaise on the bread, little bit of salt and pepper. Doesn't get much better than that.

[Anonymous No.19527228]

Ohioan here, never had this in my life but I don't understand how it would be made fun of, it just looks like a decently refreshing sandwich, like a cucumber sandwich. I'd imagine with a tomato grown in good soil it's a lot better as well.

>inb4 there are people ITT who have only had tomatoes from Tesco or Walmart or something

[Anonymous No.19527235]

This thread is kind of depressing. A ton of people have obviously never had a real tomato.

[Anonymous No.19527241]

Folks, as Dixie community county confederacy has taken over so much of America, one hope we liberate all souls from Israels badness, even if we have to invade Israel like we invaded Iraq.

[Anonymous No.19527641]

>>19527241
how many kids is she carrying

[Anonymous No.19527646]

>>19526950
>mater sammich
>plum with tony chacherey
>bawled peanus
yep, its time to pour concrete and erect steel

[Anonymous No.19527687]

I just made one. It’s so fuckin good bros

[Anonymous No.19527699]

>All these Southtards bragging about fresh tomatoes
>California produces more tomatoes than any other state by a massive margin AND tomatoes are produced in 3/4 seasons
Calibros stay winning, Southern subhumans stay seething.

[Anonymous No.19527716]

>>19527185
This. And it's not just the actual ripening, either, as big of a difference as that makes- the varietals of tomatoes that get sold in grocery stores are chosen for things like high yield, shelf life, and regularity of shape rather than flavor, and it really shows. Not even shilling heirlooms, necessarily- there are loads of modern hybrids that are delicious, but they are typically very seasonal and don't ship or store so well, so you have to make the most of them while you can. They're so different that they might as well be an entitely different food.q

[Anonymous No.19527720]

>NY Times in charge of food coverage

[Anonymous No.19527737]

>>19526950
would be better with a slice of cheddar

[Anonymous No.19527980]

i love tomatoes and i've still never had a good tomato.

[Anonymous No.19527985]

>>19527047
Came here to say this. When I was younger my mother used to grow tomatoes in the garden and they aren't even in the same group as the awful shit you buy in the stores. You can just eat them off the vine by themselves and they are delicious.

[Anonymous No.19527991]

I don't get it. There's plenty of tomato based dishes i enjoy, but eating an entire slice of tomato at once, it's just too much, they ought to be diced or finer.

[Anonymous No.19527999]

>>19527164
>olive oil for boiling pasta
worthless. it should just say to pour two tablespoons into the trash directly since you'll just be straining it doing the same thing but clogging up my sink

[Anonymous No.19528373]

>>19527699
stop making us look bad and appreciate southern bros also liking tomatoes and hope more of the world catches on

[Anonymous No.19528383]

>>19528373
that drives demand and consequently prices
california had avocados for millenia for pennies. now all we have are cuck fruit for $1

[Anonymous No.19528443]

>>19528383
be the guy that sells the tomatoes and avocados

[Anonymous No.19528446]

>>19526961
Woman post

pls be my CK mommy

[Anonymous No.19528451]

feel sorry for anyone that hasn't had homegrown tomatoes tbqh

[Anonymous No.19528453]

>>19528383
Do keep in mind, it is simply the false FIAT that is devaluing at an ever-increasing rate due to never-ending Federal Reserve (a private corporation) printing. Those pennies are the result of a gold backed currency, often actually made of precious metals, and the fact that the labor of humans was valued higher. All in all, you are simply looking at it thr wrong way. It's not about the money necessarily, but the races and the land.

[Anonymous No.19529038]

>>19526950
People will screech over a tomato on bread but will then put butter on bread and think its the greatest thing

[Anonymous No.19529049]

>>19527699
I don't care about California. We grow perfect tomatoes right here where I am.

[Anonymous No.19529064]

>>19526999
>>19527044
>>19527054

>be retarded 3rd worlder
>seethe because america

[Anonymous No.19529069]

tomatoes are mandatory for a great sandwich

[Anonymous No.19529222]

>>19527999
I personally never added olive oil while boiling it

The rest of the recipe is perfect

But maybe I’ll add the olive oil while boiling it and taste if there’s a difference

[Anonymous No.19529234]

We love in a Dixie world with a Dixie future.

Nuke Hollywood
Nuke Israel

[Anonymous No.19530045]

>>19527024
Your supposed to wait until they are ripe

[Anonymous No.19530068]

>>19526950

[Anonymous No.19530070]

Imagine being an adult and never having tried a flavorful tomato

[Anonymous No.19530071]

>>19526950
Had a variation of it this morning. Yum.

[Anonymous No.19530121]

>>19527699
Who gives a fuck about California? I grow tomatoes in my front yard, I don't need your ripened off the vine water injected tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.19530127]

>>19530071
Looks great. Is that a fried egg on yours?
Yesterday I made a double decker tomato sandwich with some mayo, mustard, a handful of sprouts and two slices of provolone I had left over. Salt, pepper, basil and oregano. Was based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.19530373]

>>19527699
>seething
nah it's pity mate, the shit you produce has no flavor and may as well be dyed water berries. Y'all's farms are also unsustainable lmfao.

[Anonymous No.19530439]

>>19527206
>urboids have no taste
They don't. They wouldn't be urboids otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19530482]

>>19527017
I have home grown tomatoes all summer long, I don't always have bacon and lettuce.

Also much faster to make. It's a good snack.

[Anonymous No.19530919]

>>19530071
Shitty flavorless store bought tomato.

[Anonymous No.19530924]

>>19528383
Just grow your own you worthless urban rat.

[Anonymous No.19530933]

I prefer the german queen.

[Anonymous No.19530937]

>>19526999
Checked. I moved to the North from Tennessee and even the tomatoes you grow in your garden here don’t have a fraction of the flavor a nice Southern tomato does.

[Anonymous No.19530960]

>>19526950
If you add some lettuce and bacon it actually becomes god tier

[Anonymous No.19530975]

>>19526950
Mummy used to make me tomato sandwiches with a bit of salt on them when i got home from school

[Anonymous No.19531087]

>>19527228
>>inb4 there are people ITT who have only had tomatoes from Tesco or Walmart or something
pretty much why there's so many anons getting picky whining icky at tomatoes. they were only exposed to the worst of what's to offer.

[Anonymous No.19531127]

>>19531087
The best tomato in the world is still just a tomato.
>sour chunky water so yummy

[Anonymous No.19531169]

>>19531127
zero brain activity

[Anonymous No.19531212]

>>19531127

[Anonymous No.19531892]

I really like tomato and egg sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.19531906]

>>19531127
>The best tomato in the world is still just a tomato.
so deep... the tomato... is a tomato..... unreal............

[Anonymous No.19532200]

>>19530127
It's fried egg whites. I used the yolk to make the mayo.

[Anonymous No.19532202]

>>19526950
this is why millenials cant afford homes

[Anonymous No.19532203]

>>19530919
It's a local tomato but I agree it's not a particularly good one. It's out of a canning box and could have sat longer in the window.

[Anonymous No.19532256]

>>19531127
couldn't be more obvious you've never had a good one

[Anonymous No.19532285]

Tomatoes are so fucking delicious, a little salt and pepper and they become even better.

[Anonymous No.19532291]

>>19530070
Their called "urbanites"

[Anonymous No.19532445]

>>19526961
You forgot salt you absolute waste of a human bean

[Anonymous No.19533127]

>>19527152
savage

[Anonymous No.19533137]

>>19529064
Two of the people you quoted aren't even third worlders, you retard. They're southerners.

[Anonymous No.19533162]

>>19533137
exactly, third worlders

[Anonymous No.19533190]

>>19527100
you think the "T" in BLT stands for tranny?

[Anonymous No.19533241]

>>19530933
>german queen
>is fat and juicy

kek

[Anonymous No.19533283]

>>19527028
And it's fucking baller. Dilate

[Anonymous No.19533287]

I think raw tomatoes are gross as all hell, but it's one of those things I really wish I liked.
I'm jealous of anyone that likes them because it really looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.19533340]

>>19526950
We had these in Pennsylvania. Fried ones too. We just don’t meme it up and make pedestrian foods a central part of our identity the way southerners do with literally everything since based Sherman burned their disgusting nigger fried shithole to the ground

[Anonymous No.19533359]

>>19527152
this doesn't make any sense

[Anonymous No.19533363]

>>19533287
you probably just never had a good one. if youre ever in a country or state where you can get them field grown and fresh as opposed to greenhouse grown you should give them another shot. its a completely different product. another thing is to store and eat them at room temperature and not in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.19533366]

>>19533340
You live in Pennsylvania, the capital of making stupid shit part of your identity.

[Anonymous No.19533374]

>>19527047
I grow my own tomatoes and I wouldn't sully them by putting them on bread with cum sauce

[Anonymous No.19533391]

>>19533363
Dude shut the fuck up with this meme, holy shit. I live IN the countryside. I am SURROUNDED by hobbyist growers and small time farmers. I have tasted many types of tomato because I'm not a picky fucker and I eat what I'm given and I fucking abhor tomatoes.
The taste is just not good and they give me extreme heart burn. Just shut the fuck up about "yOu HaVeN't TaStEd A gOoD oNe!!111!"

[Anonymous No.19533511]

>>19533359
Don't reply to LSDfag he gets instab& off most boards, and is now trying to shit up /ck/. Any time you see an anime or retarded off-topic picture (usually red, or demonic in some way), with an iphone filename, report him so he can be culled.
He never posts on topic shit.
Also
@OP go fuck yourself tomato and basil sammies are 10/10

[Anonymous No.19533659]

>>19533363
>you probably just never had a good one.
I hear that a lot.
I've tried the good ones. It's just not a texture or flavor I can get into on it's own.
I'm not a picky eater by any means.
But be it mushrooms, onions, or tomatoes, I just need them to be cooked or processed somewhat before I can enjoy them.

[Anonymous No.19533717]

>>19529064
You're so fucking retarded man. Please refrain from being offended on behalf of actual Americans.

[Anonymous No.19533859]

>>19526950
>he's never had a good tomato
I bet you think they're SUPPOSED to be sour and crunchy don't you?

[Anonymous No.19534063]

>>19527699
hey bro can you pick me up some coffee from walgreen or is it still locked up

[Anonymous No.19534070]

>>19527699
Oh so that’s where all the flavorless Walmart tomatoes come from.

[Anonymous No.19534084]

>>19526950
Clearly you've only eaten garbage watery artificially ripened grocery store tomatoes

[Anonymous No.19534092]

>>19526950
it's depression food. I don't like tomato, so it's not my thing. But if you want a REAL southern classic... (add pickles to elevate it)

[Anonymous No.19534741]

>>19533283
t. slovenly poor in a doublewide

[Anonymous No.19534866]

>>19526950
Ripe tomatoes fresh off the plant are delicious.
A lot of the ones in supermarkets might as well be red-painted polystyrene balls.

[Anonymous No.19534874]

for me, it's the beefsteak tomato

[Anonymous No.19534876]

That is such a disconcerting tomato to bread ratio.

[Anonymous No.19534885]

>>19527028
I drive a Porsche. Tomato season is when everyone eats a Porsche. It’s pretty baller. Yankees just eat salt and sadness.

[Anonymous No.19535065]

>>19526950
that would make me feel like a poor person eating that crap. reminds me of british people that put french fries solely in a sandwich

at the very least put a slice of ham and cheese in there for me.

>>19527198
>Sad that so many ignorant anons here will never understand this because they've never actually eaten a REAL ripe tomato.

ur weird for eating a tomato in bread. at that point why not just eat the tomato instead. learn how to make a sandwich retard!

[Anonymous No.19535769]

>>19535065
well it was depression food

[Anonymous No.19536004]

>>19527120
This but with watermelon

[Anonymous No.19536205]

>>19534885
I could eat a Porsche for hours

[Anonymous No.19536231]

>>19527028
We poors have other sandwiches you know

[Anonymous No.19536256]

>ask for toast sandwich
>they ask if i want it toasted
>thinking that they mean toasting the outside of the bread
>don't want to eat 3 pieces of toast
>"no"
>it's 3 pieces of untoasted bread

[Anonymous No.19536275]

>>19531127
This is like boomers who always had beef cooked into rubber picks and then said they didn't really care for steak.

[Anonymous No.19536285]

>>19536231
>look this up
>source: 1 woman wrote about this "recipe" in a book on how to feed cripples and tards (called Invalid Cookery, where Invalid is a noun)
>whole wikipedia article gets written by smirking tranny
>the rest of the article is just referencing other media that mocked the same "recipe"
>literally no proof anyone has ever made this without playing into the meme of how shit it is
>literally no proof it even exists beyond a meme

[Anonymous No.19536288]

you can tell this board is half cuntflaps by how fucking dumb the posts are

[Anonymous No.19536296]

>>19536285
Here is the original "recipe" from over 100 years ago. There is 0 other evidence for this sandwich, that's it.
It specifies that it's specifically for invalids and it's not just a piece of toast between bread.

Wikipedia """"editors"""" should just be removed

[Anonymous No.19536309]

>>19536296
>>19536285
baudrillardian

[Anonymous No.19536313]

>>19536288
eat a real tomato

[Anonymous No.19536752]

>>19536285
I used to make these back in college. theyre pretty good, think ill make one now

[Anonymous No.19536819]

>>19532200
Nice dubs, and also very based move with the mayo from the egg yolks. Holistic sandwich

[Anonymous No.19536820]

>>19531127
>All tomatoes taste the same
What is it like being this stupid?

[Anonymous No.19536829]

>>19534741
>>19527028
If you don't value good quality fresh produce I've got some hard truths to tell you about your finances and social standing

[Anonymous No.19536844]

>>19526950
looks good what's so funny about it? This board is goyslop this gpyslop that but if somebody actually eats something that isn't, this place loses its shit too.

[Anonymous No.19538079]

>I'm not a picker eater
>BUT

[Anonymous No.19538094]

>>19534885
>>19527026
>>19527047
>>19527054
Based...my mother in law grows all kinds of heirlooms and this is the very first thing I do when she gives us some.

[Anonymous No.19538105]

>>19527189
The tweet is a joke but that picture is 100% real.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/d75jza/why-is-brooklyn-barbecue-taking-over-the-world

[Anonymous No.19538114]

>>19536752
Well since you're American then it is now an American recipe. You are the first person to unironically assemble 3 pieces of bread for food.

[Anonymous No.19538137]

>>19536844
no one posts on 4chan anymore for any reason other than shitposting, anon.

[Anonymous No.19538233]

>>19526950
>>19527026
>>19527034
i will try this tonight bros, i usually add bacon
>t.midwest tomato grower

[Anonymous No.19538236]

>>19534885
based porsche enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19538719]

>>19538233
Enjoy it, brother. If you have a mess of green tomatoes at the end of the season pickle those fuckers and throw them on hot dogs. It's killer

[Anonymous No.19539184]

After seeing this thread I decided to give this thing a try. I grabbed a shitty walmart tomato, some sourdough bread, and garlic mayo. I did the salt and pepper thing as well.
Honestly this wasn't bad for the amount of effort put into it.
I wish I had some lettuce and bacon though.

[Anonymous No.19539224]

I was never really big on raw tomatoes until I started my garden, I grew some Cherokee Purples (pic related) and they were a lush treat. I've got two plants going this year along with a few other novelty varieties.

[Anonymous No.19539242]

>>19526950
Someone was shilling them here for a few days and I gave it a try even though I believed it was just an elaborate troll, and it was actually good. Perhaps not the best but good enough.

[Anonymous No.19539510]

>>19526950
Thanks I just tried this with some tomatoes from my garden. Absolutely delicious.

[Anonymous No.19539993]

It doesn't matter if they eat a healthy meal that is mostly vegetables and no meat, Americans can't eat anything without making people upset.

[Anonymous No.19539996]

>>19526950
I'm from Texas and I have never fucking heard of this.

[Anonymous No.19539998]

>>19536296
It's actually ingenious, simple carbs are all what sick people can stomach and she made it interesting so they can be satisfied and happy. I hate non-white people.

[Anonymous No.19540022]

Fuck it if you don't know
My dad had a big garden, I was required to pick
The best was going inside and cutting open a tomato still warm from the sun and making a sandwich
White bread tomato, salt and mayo
best shit ever and you can not tell me otherwise

[Anonymous No.19540833]

>>19534885
city slicker

[Anonymous No.19541003]

>>19526950
It's more about the tomato being in season, brainlet.
Shits cash

[Anonymous No.19541975]

>>19526950
Litterialy... "only" tomato's
I see more.
Litterialy.

[Anonymous No.19541998]

>>19526950
>Food stylist
YOU LITERALLY MADE A BASIC BITCH SANDWICH SIT THE FUCK DOWN

[Anonymous No.19543861]

raw slices of tomato are nasty. Diced or in sauce.