Got a vegan gf need to know what I can cook for her and/or buy for her

[Anonymous No.19526838]

I did the impossible and actually got a gf. Problem is that she’s a hard vegan and won’t eat anything involving animal products nor will she eat anything with fructose corn syrup because she thinks it messes with her spiritual energy or some shit. NEED HELP ASAP. WHAT CAN I MAKE HER??? DATE IN THREE DAYS!!!

[Anonymous No.19526854]

Fries with onion gravy, make it a poutine if she eats cheese

[Anonymous No.19526856]

Make her eat meat, periodt.

[Anonymous No.19526882]

Easiest recipes are the Italian knockoffs. Vegetable lasagna is super easy. Any pasta dish is simple. If you google vegan stuffed shells, you'll probably find a bunch of really nice recipes. If you want to be extra gay and do squash noodles or something you can. The Whole Foods by me sells sweet potato and zucchini noodles n shit for lazy fucks, some place by you might have something similar.

I would look Asian next if you/she don't like Italian. Noodle broths can be done vegan (they won't be as good but whatever) and it's pretty easy to pull off, just prep the broth and throw your noodles/veg in. Wa la. Alternatives are any stir fry (look up tofu dishes, mapo tofu knockoffs, kung pao tofu, etc.). Mushrooms are really, really good here.

If you're giga-retarded and the above two options don't work somehow, you can resort to doing a basic ass loaded salad. Beets are easy, really good roasted, and pretty hearty. I would look up thai salad recipes, those tend to be massive and can work as an entre if you load up.

And if somehow you're the most retarded person alive, just eat out. Don't try to pretend to be something you're not, because if you cook for her once she's gonna expect you to do it again, and that's gonna fuck you in the ass. She sounds retarded though so hopefully you're smart enough to pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.19526906]

>>19526838
The relationship is not going to last.

[Anonymous No.19526915]

>>19526838
I have a great recipe, my favorite recipe in fact. It's delicious and vegan. But I don't believe you and think this is bait and don't want to waste time typing it all out. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.19526922]

>>19526854
>hard vegan
>cheese
anon, what does cheese come from. We'll wait.

[Anonymous No.19526959]

>>19526838
>fructose corn syrup because she thinks it messes with her spiritual energy or some shit
good luck, you definitely need to go Asian route and make some fried Tofu with a soy dipping sauce and blanched and stir fried veggies in a nice sauce with rice

[Anonymous No.19526994]

>>19526838
Radical idea: talk to her and listen. What does she like? Try to make that.

Vegetable soup and crusty sourdough bread, man. You'll want to have a good olive oil and fresh herbs to rub into the bread, and it's probably essential that you already have a decent starter growing.

A number of "vegans" I've met are perfectly fine eating locally hunted game, since they object to CAFO farming, not eating the fuzzy creatures. Again, listen, but you'd have to already have harvested an animal.

[Anonymous No.19526997]

MAKE SALAD
DUH

[Anonymous No.19527005]

>>19526882
Definitely go hard on to the "Italian knockoffs".

IMHO a good eggplant parmesan can actually taste better than an actual chicken parmesan if you put enough effort into it.

[Anonymous No.19527008]

>>19526915
What part of this would be bait?

[Anonymous No.19527009]

>>19526838
Ask her for ideas.

This always works with people who have non-standard diets.

[Anonymous No.19527065]

>>19527008
It just has that feel. I suggest taking her out for middle eastern, med, north african food. A lot of their food is vegan and it's better than pizza with soy cheese or anything shitalian.

[Anonymous No.19527067]

>>19526838
Literally just make mushroom pasta sauce you goddamn faggioli
NEEDS: Decent Olive Oil, San Marzano Whole Peeled Tomato can, Vegetable Broth 1/2 White Onion, 8 to 6 oz good mushrooms, garlic, Decent Spanish Red Wine like a Monastrell, Flour Tortillas, and spanish rice mix

START AT NOON
>Oil in minimum 2~qt saucepan
>Precrush canned tomato in separate bowl; remove pit areas where it meets the vine, easy to spot
>Rinse and chop mushroom (use maitake) leave in colander
>Grate onion on box grater while weeping
(WHITE!!!!) and leave w/ juice on cutting board
>Heat on at medium for oil, mince garlic on onion cutting board
>Add garlic, cook until you smell it filling the air and just as it browns in color
>Quench with onion, stir until it starts to dry out
>Splash of Barolo Wine, recork and save the rest for dinner
>Cook out more liquid, add tomatoes, stir well and bring to simmer before reducing heat to low
>Stir every 20 mins as you prepare for her arrival; serve with flour tortillas, spanish rice made with the veggie broth instead of canned tomato, and save the rest of the sauce to have some goddamn pasta with meat

[Anonymous No.19527074]

>>19527067
oh also please season your goddamn sauce; that means dried oregano, onion and garlic powder, cayenne pepper, fresh basil if you can, and please for the love of god taste as you go

[Anonymous No.19527080]

>>19527067
>Vegetable broth
That has yeast extract and is nonvegan

[Anonymous No.19527124]

>>19526838
as long as she's not a keto vegan you should be fine.
Make something actually vegan and not a halfass meat substitute copycat meal.
think like a mushroom marhanera sauce on egg-free gnocchi

[Anonymous No.19527133]

>>19527005
>parmesan
>vegan

[Anonymous No.19527374]

>>19526838
Like a good 40-50% of all Indian food is vegan just make a curry in the slow cooker or some shit

Plus you’ll look worldly

[Anonymous No.19527760]

>>19526838
Oreos, cashew milk, and potatoes. Other than that tell her you aren't going to pressure her in the kitchen and allow her to the time and space to make what she needs (let her cook her own foot and not worry about it).
Is she one of those 'ethical' vegans, or a chubby girl going vegan to cut down on calories? A fair warning, the fat girl will remain fat and if it's and 'ethical' vegan she will bitch you out every time she finds milk or eggs in YOUR fridge because she is psychotic and has no boundaries.

[Anonymous No.19527774]

>>19526838
I dated a vegan and I told her that if she didn't want to eat the food I had at my place then should would have to feed herself because it wasn't my responsibility

[Anonymous No.19527788]

chickpea curry + rice

[Anonymous No.19527789]

>>19527080
Yeast extract isn't nonvegan

[Anonymous No.19527916]

>>19526906
This. Food is an essential part of socializing and spending time together. You won't get on well long term if your diets are fundamentally different.

[Anonymous No.19527929]

>>19526838
Why are you cooking for a first date? If she really liked you she'd be happy with an apple pie and fries from Mcdonalds. Stop stressing yourself unnecessarily

[Anonymous No.19528010]

my vegan gf made nice kimchi rice try that
i miss her but she turned out to be a terrible person but i am too so i guess it checks out

[Anonymous No.19528014]

>>19526838
Buy a new gf.

[Anonymous No.19528229]

>>19526994
This is misinformation, vegans do not like eating meat at all.

[Anonymous No.19528236]

>>19526838
Decipher if it is a closet eating disorder if you are going long term this will need to be addressed.

[Anonymous No.19528313]

>>19526838
women love vegan substitute shit. just make a ground beef recipe and replace with impossible beef

[Anonymous No.19528333]

>>19526838
Number one if you guys mismatch so much that it is giving you panic, stop dating her.

Otherwise, look up recipes for Rajma (Indian Kidney bean stew).

If not that, make a dope salad (omit fruit if you are a noob and don't know how to balance flavors), make some balsamico:d brussel sprouts, and a stir fry made with celery, carrots, onion, beans, ginger, garlic, and mushroom.

Cook some fluffy basmati rice with that and use some spices that make sense.

Simple as fuck. Cooking vegan is easy as fuck, it's just veggies.

[Anonymous No.19528354]

>>19526838
falafel, dumbshit

[Anonymous No.19528378]

>>19526838
https://www.seriouseats.com/west-african-inspired-vegan-peanut-sweet-potato-soup-recipe

This recipe always hits when I have vegans over. Fuck substitute shit. Anyways OP, consider the fact that you're gonna have to accommodate her eating preferences for the entirety of your relationship, you better be sure she's worth the hassle.

[Anonymous No.19528445]

>>19526838
I'm sorry, but veganism is a mental illness. Best wishes though.

[Anonymous No.19528448]

>>19526838
>NEED HELP ASAP. WHAT CAN I MAKE HER??
being honest
break up with her
otherwise she'll force you to be vegan as well and if you dont itll be constant arguments and her belittling you to feel morally superior

[Anonymous No.19528499]

>>19528445
>t. Fatass

[Anonymous No.19528502]

dried noodles, soak and drain
tofu, diced and tossed in corn flour
make a slurry with water and corn flour
whatever veges you want
cook tofu gently til crisp, pull out
cook noodles, pull out
fry all the veges
add soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, maybe dash of oyster sauce if you have it
start stirring in slurry, wait till it thickens
throw everything else back in and mix it all together

[Anonymous No.19528506]

>>19528499
boobs

[Anonymous No.19528519]

Is the fact that OP has to cook some legumes, grains and veggies with some kind of sauce really so intimidating?
Is this a /ck/let thing or an american thing?

[Anonymous No.19528552]

Tarka dhal, flatbreads.

[Anonymous No.19528556]

>>19528499
Nice tits faggot

[Anonymous No.19528601]

>>19526838
Just search for “vegan (insert food here” on google and you will 100% get results. Most stores have a vegan substitute for not just meats but other animal products

[Anonymous No.19528628]

>>19526994
>Radical idea: talk to her and listen. What does she like? Try to make that.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19528783]

>>19527124
What is in this photo and where is the recipe!!

[Anonymous No.19528840]

>>19526838
There's plenty of nice lentil and/or chickpea stews in the Indian kitchen. Worked great for me when I cooked for my ex. Some peanut based stews with some home made bread is also killer.

[Anonymous No.19528878]

>>19526838
>spiritual energy

That relationship was fucked before it began.

[Anonymous No.19528901]

>>19526838
Take a look
https://www.youtube.com/@WickedKitchenFood

[Anonymous No.19528988]

>>19526882
This pretty much.
>pasta (make sure it has no eggs in it)
>diced tomatoes
>sliced olives
>pesto (fresh basil, olive oil, a bit of fresh garlic but don't go overboard, parmisan, i don't recommend going with pine nuts because of pine mouth, peanuts are fine)
There you go, easy and delicious.

[Anonymous No.19528990]

>>19526882
>>19528988
Also I hope I don't have to explain i mean fake vegan parmisan, not actual cheese.

[Anonymous No.19529096]

Mmmm vegan pussy tastes amazing. Almost makes dating them worth it

[Anonymous No.19529107]

>>19527774
based

[Anonymous No.19529110]

>>19528229
this is misinforlation, vegans love gurgling my cock whitch is nonvegan

[Anonymous No.19529119]

>>19526838
It’s over OP. Make her mushroom risotto, pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.19529120]

>>19526838
>crisp sarnie and diluted Earl Gray
>pea soup

[Anonymous No.19529123]

kill her

or just do artichokes and mushrooms

[Anonymous No.19529138]

>>19526838
look into middle eastern food like falafel and chickpeas and nice spicy hummus

also indian food has hundreds of insanely good vegan dishes

[Anonymous No.19529158]

>>19526838
Why not ask her what she likes?

[Anonymous No.19529185]

>>19529158
because she doesn't exist, duh

[Anonymous No.19529223]

>>19526922
Human breastmilk is technically vegan. You know what to do OP, you better start putting babies in that mentally ill uterus.

[Anonymous No.19529251]

>>19526838
>nor will she eat anything with fructose corn syrup because she thinks it messes with her spiritual energy
She's not wrong you know. It is the slop of subhumans.

[Anonymous No.19529390]

>>19528783
>gnocchi
its a potato pasta (the g is silent)

[Anonymous No.19530295]

Veggie stir fry with tempeh is an easy bet. You can use this guide as a rule of thumb which vegetables you should cook first and which vegetables you should cook later: https://www.healwithfood.org/chart/pressure-cooking-times-vegetables.php
Use grapeseed oil as a reasonably cheap, healthy, high smoke point cooking oil. Use a variety of spices (my go-to's: cayenne pepper, pink sea salt, ginger powder, onion powder, coriander, garlic powder) while cooking. Use as much as you like or as little as necessary (especially salt). I season the water for noodles and use warm water and cook the noodles with the water. The process of cooking noodles should take about 15 minutes. The process of cooking the main meal should be done at about 3-4 minutes per layer of vegetables (give or take). Mix the noodles in at the very last layer and garnish with lime to add vibrant. I keep everything near the center of the pan for less burning and more even cooking. I use two pans for the quantity of vegetables used. My go-to vegetables are broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, jalapeno peppers, onions, raw garlic, and sometimes artichokes. I don't use okra or asparagus because those have terrible shelf life.

[Anonymous No.19530312]

My other go-to recipes (all my recipes use sweet onions btw):

>Hummus
One can garbanzo beans, two limes, carrots, onions, walnuts, jalapeno peppers, raw garlic, tahini, and sometimes key limes and bell peppers
Ginger powder, onion powder, garlic powder, coriander, cayenne pepper, pink sea salt
Put everything in a food processor (partially chopped to save space if necessary) and chop and grind (or whatever settings you have) for about one and a half minutes. The consistency is weird but it's hearty.

>Guacamole
Avacadoes, raw garlic, onions, jalapeno peppers, limes, and sometimes cilantro, key limes, and roma tomatoes if I can be assed to cut them
Pink sea salt, ginger powder, onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, and sometimes coriander and harissa seasoning
I chop everything finely and use a clean meat tenderizer in a stainless steel bowl to process the food chunkier than you can get in a food processor. I also chop with the knife a bit once all the food is in the bowl (before using the meat tenderizer).

[Anonymous No.19530328]

>>19528840
Be careful with lentils. The easy-cook lentils ALWAYS gave me food poisoning and the bulk lentils could probably work with overnight soaking, but I'm paranoid because my dad cooked them and always fucked them up somehow (but I don't think he soaked overnight). Similar deal with wild rice, only I think that's even harder to prepare. I know store-bought pre-cooked lentils are fine, though, but I wish there was a cheaper and easier way to cook these shits.

[Anonymous No.19530349]

>>19528445
At this point, I'm vegan not for the animals or environment (since these are lost causes), but because I can't be assed to adapt my taste buds, I always feel bogged down when eating meat of any kind, it makes dishes smell like shit, it makes the trash smell even worse if you leave it sitting there, milk rots worse than soy milk, it's expensive, there's sodium nitrite or other suspicious additives in most of it, etc.

[Anonymous No.19530358]

>>19530312
Vegans are so autistic about guacamole very good idea

[Anonymous No.19530387]

>>19526838
Indian and Mediterranean food
if she wants bizarre meat substitutes then dump her

[Anonymous No.19530470]

>>19526838
>nor will she eat anything with fructose corn syrup because she thinks it messes with her spiritual energy
Run. Do the nasty as much as you can then run. You cannot fix retardation on that level. It will only irritate you more and more until you either grow resentful or become a retarded chakra humping astrologist that shoves tumbled crystals up your ass every time she gets "bad vibes".
t. guy who dated a girl exactly like that for 2 years

[Anonymous No.19530810]

>>19530312
I forgot to mention olive oil for the hummus recipe. It adds healthy fats and a bit of flavor, texture, and aroma.

[Anonymous No.19530824]

>>19527009
>Ask her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.19530844]

>>19526838
Shit happened to me. Just take her to her favorite restaurant and pretend to enjoy it. Just make it clear you're still going to eat whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.19530862]

>try this

[Anonymous No.19531019]

>>19530862
"I don't want any pudding. I'll eat canned peas and potatoes to show I care about my nutrition and am not a picky eater, teach."

[Anonymous No.19531072]

>>19527133
They make vegan parmesan you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.19531111]

>>19526838
falafel. easy, delicious and impressive

[Anonymous No.19531371]

>>19531072
thats not parmesan then

[Anonymous No.19531389]

>>19526838
Cook her a real burger and tell her it's an impossible burger

[Anonymous No.19532388]

>>19526838
plain rice until she stops being such a little bitch

[Anonymous No.19532622]

>>19526838

[Anonymous No.19532639]

thank fuck im not dating a vegetarian or vegan, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lads its such bollocks
>alright what do we wanna eat
>OEOEOEOEO I CANT EAT X Y OR Z

fuck off, just fuck right off. Dont do it lads.

[Anonymous No.19532650]

>>19532639
Vegetarians aren't that bad especially if they eat eggs and fish and dairy
I know many meat eaters that have more picky diets then vegetarians

[Anonymous No.19532669]

Don't even bother vegans are a disaster, you already know all you need to. vegan diets don't last because they aren't healthy and her mind is fucked completely if she's retarded enough to do this shit.
Unironically, ghost her.

[Anonymous No.19533176]

>>19526838
Make vegan food but add pulverized bacon and/or chicken stock. Then, when she leaves your sorry ass, you can inform her that she hasn't been vegan since she met you.

[Anonymous No.19533526]

she made a terrible mistake by even considering you. go vegan

[Anonymous No.19533567]

>>19526838
Lifelong vegetarian here who quit literally a week ago.
Being vegetarian my whole life messed me up pretty good, i suspect i got POIS from it and (i suspect) i lost the best years of my life because of it. My parents got away with it for a long time, my mother doesn't have any issues but my dad is generally pretty tired. Because i'm basically second generation i am the one suffering because of it. I'm pretty sure this can affect fertility too.

Even though i care about the wellbeing of animals i have to admit to eating it. I believe the best and most just method of getting meat is hunting straight from nature (in terms of quality and animal wellbeing).

This is something that will haunt your future offspring, hate to give you the heads up but that's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.19533578]

>>19526838
>>19533567
She's right on the corn syrup though. Any kind of artificial sugar pokes hole in your spirit (you will feel drained).