/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19522900]

Why is this shit like crack to british "people"?

[Anonymous No.19522908]

>>19522900
Never tried it. But I’m sure it’s good with lots of salt and black pepper. Like a split pea soup. Also KYs u Amerilard.

[Anonymous No.19522910]

Why does this board bully the British so much? What have they done to deserve it?

[Anonymous No.19522914]

mushy peas are mint

[Anonymous No.19522915]

>>19522900
It’s good. I had it with my fish and chips tonight.

[Anonymous No.19522927]

>>19522914
no theyre peas

[Anonymous No.19522928]

>>19522900
because amri-nog we have taste

[Anonymous No.19522931]

>>19522900
medieval field peas to anglos were like rice is to east asians, breakfast lunch and dinner calorie staple

[Anonymous No.19522941]

>>19522910
They were the first Defense against the hordes, now that Britain has fallen, we are next.

[Anonymous No.19522965]

How is it different than split pea soup?
I love split pea soup

[Anonymous No.19522988]

>>19522965
They use marrowfat peas that have more starch. And they leave the skin on.

[Anonymous No.19522995]

>starchy vegetable
>mashed
>add butter

It's just mashed potatoes again. Tasty though.

[Anonymous No.19522998]

Who was in the wrong?

[Anonymous No.19523002]

>>19522927
mint goes with peas tho

[Anonymous No.19523005]

>>19522928
You guys have better taste in music but your food choices seem pretty narrow

[Anonymous No.19523013]

>>19523002
but theyre peas not mint

[Anonymous No.19523018]

>>19523013
this mint is peas

[Anonymous No.19523047]

>>19522998
Why are chips always the cheapest shittiest freezer fries?

[Anonymous No.19523049]

>>19522900
Im american and want to try it. According to wiki you need dried marrowfat peas. I dont know what that is. Do we have this shit in grocery stores here?

[Anonymous No.19523060]

>>19523049
No.

[Anonymous No.19523094]

>>19523060
Thanks for answering googled some recipes and it seems like people use frozen peas here.

[Anonymous No.19523103]

its class treat mate, mint scran, sensational spot on matey, cheers

[Anonymous No.19523116]

>>19523103
top one lad

[Anonymous No.19523516]

>>19522900
Pea soup?

[Anonymous No.19523600]

British love the peaness

[Anonymous No.19523607]

>>19523047
running a deep fryer is a massive pain in the ass for a business so they just use sad shitfries

[Anonymous No.19523621]

>>19523094
whole dried green peas, goya sells it but it's the kind of thing a supermarket might not have. dried split peas are the same pea without skins and they're always in every market

[Anonymous No.19523628]

>>19523621
*frozen baby green peas sound like they'd be complete shit for this, it will just be crumpled skins and sugar water without enough starch like mature dried peas

[Anonymous No.19524555]

looks like a thick swamp

[Anonymous No.19524847]

>>19524555
did the br*ts really?

[Anonymous No.19524852]

>>19522998
>Invent english
>That isn't enough, start making up bullshit words
I hate those cunts like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.19524853]

>>19522900
mushy pæs are the bees tits

[Anonymous No.19524855]

>>19522900
All northern euros love peas because peas grow in northern europe

[Anonymous No.19524904]

>>19522900
It's OG guacamole.

[Anonymous No.19524909]

>>19522910
The British founded America and this has made Americans completely mindbroken

[Anonymous No.19524914]

>>19524555
This image is cap.
>cassius dio
Probably just recanting urban myths about british people being mythological monsters
>caesar
Not sure when he said this but it is very out of character, he didn't conquer the brits for one thing, not even a little bit. He expressed respect for their tactical abilities though. Generally he wasn't the type to brag or belittle, even saying veni, vidi, vici was pure politics.
>cicero
From before the time of roman britain

[Anonymous No.19524926]

>>19522900
It's a way of making peas still somewhat palatable late in season when they start getting mealy. I'm not a fan myself, although I love peas when they're still young and fresh.

>>19524853
>pæs
æ is a contraction of ae, not ea

[Anonymous No.19525169]

>>19522900
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.19525214]

>>19524914
Also most brits nowadays are descended from anglo-saxons, only some of the welsh, irish, and scots have any relation to native celts.

[Anonymous No.19525217]

>>19523103

U forgot to mention 'proper'

[Anonymous No.19525220]

>>19522900
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.19525291]

>>19522900
It's really only good with fish and chips desu
It's ok with meat pie and chips too I guess
Not much else

[Anonymous No.19525363]

>>19522910
No taxation without representation, bitch.

[Anonymous No.19525940]

>>19524914
At the very least Caesar himself downplayed his venture into England compared to Gaul

[Anonymous No.19525946]

>>19522900
Nobody likes it and it's only ever served in chippies. Probably only still around because it comes in a tin and stores forever

[Anonymous No.19526053]

>>19523600
You got me, anon

[Anonymous No.19526240]

>>19522908
>Like a split pea soup
If you like your pea soup ultra thick and snerty like I do, it is indeed excellent.

[Anonymous No.19526377]

>>19522900
You don't fucking understand. It's not just squished peas, there are other chemicals in there. It's incredible

[Anonymous No.19526384]

>>19522998
How is that even English

[Anonymous No.19526390]

>>19522900
i would absolutely demolish that alongside a plate of fish and chips with a cane sugar soda to drink

[Anonymous No.19526418]

Brits are worse than niggers

[Anonymous No.19526426]

>>19526418
this is how americans treat us for eating vegetables

[Anonymous No.19526427]

>>19522900
It is like a thick split pea soup. Split pea soup is better when it is thicker to begin with. So this makes sense.

[Anonymous No.19526442]

>>19522900
Spoken like a man who has never dipped chips in his pey wet while having a wiggan

I hate the brits but they got this one right

[Anonymous No.19526477]

>>19526442
>pey
why do brits do this
u dumb fucks dont even pronounce it pey

[Anonymous No.19526704]

>>19524852
scran means the same thing as chow, which will resonate with most of the retards using this site

[Anonymous No.19526738]

>>19522910
Brits are mean. Glass houses etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.19526744]

There honestly pretty fucking good. It's an easy crop to produce, it was a European staple. It's an easy crop to grow. It's a way better option than bugs or vegan burgers

[Anonymous No.19527847]

>>19522900
We've been eating peas since at least the neolithic, same with oats, pork and milk.

[Anonymous No.19527853]

>>19522910

[Anonymous No.19527858]

>>19522900
>british "people"

[Anonymous No.19528237]

>>19522900

Because the British have no palate. Mushy Peas is vile. The first thought that came to my head when I tried it is "why would anyone do this to peas?" And then I realized that it's a British invention.

[Anonymous No.19528267]

non-bong here that has always wanted to try them, is there a particular variety of pea that they prefer or will any kind do?

[Anonymous No.19528488]

>>19522900
It isn't, obviously

[Anonymous No.19528507]

>>19528267
read the thread nigger

[Anonymous No.19528525]

>>19528507
I did and nobody mentioned a specific cultivar.

[Anonymous No.19528533]

>>19522998
TFW I live 15 miles from Alfreton FC and had this 8 times watching them last seaon.
Its 10/10

[Anonymous No.19528536]

>>19528267
>>19528525

>>19522988

[Anonymous No.19528547]

>>19528536
marrowfat isn't a cultivar it's harvesting them when they dry out

[sage No.19528919]

>>19522998
The chips look like shit. Barely cooked/fried.

[Anonymous No.19529037]

>>19526477
>u dumb fucks dont even pronounce it pey
Some parts of the country do, some don't. Accents vary wildly from city to city and sometimes even town to town. Retard Americans think every country is like their own hellhole with only two centuries of actual history max and no regional differences outside of manufactured food products and sports rivalries.

[Anonymous No.19529290]

Peas are good. Their obsession with mashed peas is the least self-destructive neuroses.

[Anonymous No.19529293]

>>19529290
the least self-destructive of their neuroses*

[Anonymous No.19529306]

>>19524914
fr

[Anonymous No.19529310]

>>19529290
>mashed peas
Mushy peas are not mashed.

[Anonymous No.19529354]

>>19529310
I don't care.

[Anonymous No.19529361]

>>19529354
Yet here you are.

[Anonymous No.19529704]

>>19524909
>The British founded America
Christopher Columbus was an Italian

[Anonymous No.19529714]

>>19529704
I guess you never passed your History Exam?

[Anonymous No.19529787]

>>19529714
Where are you from that school is One Test?

[Anonymous No.19529828]

>>19529714
I'm a Bong from The West Country.

There is a big difference from who is accredited to have discovered the Americas(albeit only the South Continent) and who founded it!
Don't bother to argue, I think by now you have Googled stuff and you are in 'damage limitation ' mode.

[Anonymous No.19529865]

>>19529828
This was meant for that >>19529787

[Anonymous No.19529879]

>>19529865
Glossing over you not answering my question, Columbus wasn't even the first Yuro to step foot on the Americas.

[Anonymous No.19529902]

>British ""cuisine""

[Anonymous No.19529913]

>>19523047
>>19523607
After learning how to buy regular potatoes, cutting them into quarters and baking them in the oven in a little bit of oil and spice, I've wondered why people have "french fries"
Do you really need them to be crispy and bland, when they can be baked and tasty?

[Anonymous No.19529915]

>>19529879
>Glossing over you not answering my question
I thought I did answer it.

I know there is evidence that Iron Age peeps have been to North America well before Columbus and well before any Vikings, I just don't get what you are trying to prove?

I was just correcting your comment here: >>19529704

[Anonymous No.19529925]

>>19529915
>I was just correcting your comment here
>Links to a comment without a (you) next to it

[Anonymous No.19529948]

>>19529925
If you have a contribution to make, I will engage but if you are denying earlier statements and being a prat because your comment is disproved, then have a nice day (guessing your a Burger)

[Anonymous No.19529985]

>>19529948
>If you have a contribution to make, I will engage
No you won't, you'll just continue to accuse me of being someone else.

[Anonymous No.19529995]

>>19526240
>and snerty like I do
Is that a bong expression for toothsome but with your stomach?
What do you mean by this banter?
BTW, some Brit food is top notch.
My fellow countrymen know nothing of the joy of a well prepared onion gravy slopped upon a large plate of Toad in the Hole.

[Anonymous No.19530002]

>>19522900
In their few moments of honesty, britbongs admit their food has no flavor. I wouldn't say they're addicted to it, they just have no other options.

[Anonymous No.19530007]

>>19524909
America was founded when the Declaration of Independence was signed

[Anonymous No.19530010]

>>19529985
>you'll just continue to accuse me of being someone else.
If you are not the anon I was replying to, then say so. Read the thread.

Methinks you are just avoiding being called out.

[Anonymous No.19530019]

>>19530010
>If you are not the anon I was replying to, then say so.
I did. Read the thread.

[Anonymous No.19530027]

>>19522900
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.19530052]

>>19529913
Can't eat big-dong potato wedges while driving.

[Anonymous No.19530060]

>>19529995
Looks good.

Spoon that gravy over the toad, mashed potato and peas.
Yummy!

[Anonymous No.19530098]

>>19530060
It was amazing.
Simple organic ingredients, took about a half hour total.
I'm going to have to make up another batch.
Couldn't get authentic bangers, so I went with mild Italian sausage. was still good.
My mother was a good cook, and baker--she showed me how to make Yorkshire pudding when I was 10.
I'm going to have to make mushy peas next.

[Anonymous No.19530141]

>>19522995
For me it's mashed rutabaga.

[Anonymous No.19530179]

>>19530098
I'm a Southerner (South West England - Somerset actually) and garden peas or petite pois is OK, Mushy Peas are more of a Northern thing but readily available in tins (I don't know how to make them)

Top marks to your Mum for showing you how to make the batter.

If you can get hold of either a Lincolnshire or Cumberland Sausage, then happy days but even a generic Richmond or Walls sausage will do.

[Anonymous No.19530205]

>>19522910
brits have hands down the worst cuisine in the world

[Anonymous No.19530217]

>>19530205
>brits have hands down the worst cuisine in the world
Spoken by someone who has never been outside of their 3rd world hovel. Enjoy your turkey nuggets and 'french fries'

[Anonymous No.19530229]

>>19530217
Brits probably imported food from his 3rd world hovel to get away from their own food.

[Anonymous No.19530233]

>>19529704
Columbus was a Jewish convert, first of all, and he is merely credited with discovering the American continent. The United States as a nation was founded by Anglo Saxon bluebloods who didn't want to pay their fair share in taxes after being saved by British Imperials from French colonists. You can thank me for the education, faggot.

[Anonymous No.19530237]

>>19525363
Except you actually were represented, that's just Amerilard gaslighting that retarded niggers like you go with to justify your violent ways, fucking Jihadi insurgent.

[Anonymous No.19530242]

>>19530205
Roast beef, cheddar cheese, clotted cream, mac and cheese, fried chicken, apple pie, custard and a bunch more other shit are all British staples. Amerilardasses take British food for granted because it's ubiquitous in the Anglosphere, half the time you don't even know you're eating it because the only thing they teach you in school is BLM propaganda and Holocaust guilt.

[Anonymous No.19530244]

>>19530229
Twat identified.

Facebook is this way >

[Anonymous No.19530254]

>>19530244
Yeah I don't do faceberg.
Also what kind of link is that?
It's been a long time since I've done this and I'm pretty drunk so I'm probably going to get it wrong but I'm gonna go ahead and redirect you to
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.19530265]

>>19530254
>I'm pretty drunk
Says it all.

[Anonymous No.19530275]

>>19530265
Me being drunk yet better able to make a point and a link does indeed say quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.19530282]

>>19530275
No, it doesn't!

Go to bed, get some sleep.

[Anonymous No.19530291]

>>19530275
>>19530282
Britbongs,
The art of making you look stupid but in a polite way.

[Anonymous No.19530300]

>>19530282
>Go to bed, get some sleep.
No, I'm going to drive to the liquor store and get more booze.
That said, my current state has no bearing on you being unable to formulate a proper link or show that Brits aren't obsessed with food that isn't their own. FFS the national dish is a curry.

[Anonymous No.19530360]

>>19530300
>the national dish is a curry.
So says the Left-wing media.

We love curries and the Tikka Masala was invented in Britain - So what?

NONE of your so called American dishes were invented in America. Not One!

Enjoy your booze, don't drink and drive . . .. unless you are too drunk to walk!! :o)

Buenas noches Burger bro.

[Anonymous No.19530390]

>>19530360
>Immediately reference politics
>America bad

[Anonymous No.19530400]

>>19530390
Hurr Durr . . . .Mumble . . .. mumble . . . .ZZZZZZ

Good night.!

[Anonymous No.19530405]

>>19523049
>According to wiki you need dried marrowfat peas. I dont know what that is.
Peas that have been allowed to ripen plenty before picking. Not quite as much as chickpeas but close. They're very starchy.
Most frozen peas are picked when they're much younger, as that's when they're succulent and sweet.

[Anonymous No.19530427]

>>19530400
I can taste your desperation across the internet.

[Anonymous No.19531150]

>>19524926
>ae, not ea
Challenge everything.

[Anonymous No.19531188]

>>19522910
wigan kebab.
marmite.
beans on toast.
star gazey pie.
naming it mincemeat when there's no meat in it.
the list could go on.

[Anonymous No.19531909]

>>19522910
It's not too obvious but we're all fascists, and the fact that the war was 80 years ago does not dull the hatred or the need for revenge.

[Anonymous No.19531992]

>shitpost thread about british cuisine
>devolves into crying about america
r e n t
f r e e

[Anonymous No.19532040]

>>19522900
This just mashed beans, it tastes exactly like it sounds. The real problem they have if they are terrible at frying food. They do big steak frys and cook them blond and greasy. Literally the worst fried food in the world.

Got a munchie box and it was inedible

[Anonymous No.19532048]

>>19527853
Never have I seen something sum poltard westerners shitting on each other up so well

[Anonymous No.19532060]

>>19526442
What's a good receipe to try?

[Anonymous No.19532065]

>>19531909
>punches scotland

[Anonymous No.19532072]

>>19530390
>America bad
Yes