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Should All You Can Eat places implement this system?
Other than butthurt it would work out most of the time other than those skinny anomalies that have black hole stomachs

>> No.19518899

>>19518895
Imagine the avalanche of lawsuits from landwhales that say it's all water weight and they can only eat a lettuce leaf

>> No.19518907

A 100% discount for people with serious eating disorders (resulting in them being skinny, NOT fat) doesn't sound all that stupid.
They probably need all the help they can get.

>> No.19518979

>>19518907
Nobody but a child could fit their skull through the 100% discount, it is basically saying kids eat free

>> No.19519022

>>19518979
fat kids btfo

>> No.19519040

>>19518979
>it is basically saying kids eat free
>>19519022
>fat kids btfo
Yeah, I suppose it kinda works out since the skinny kids will eventually become fat from eating food at a 100% discount.

>> No.19519047

>>19519022
kek

>> No.19519057

>>19518895
man I wish places in America would do this. would be fucking great.
sadly most places that do shit like this here REWARD fat people. those steak places that give you the steak free if you eat all of it and that burger joint in Vegas that gives you the meal free if you're over 300 lbs or some shit.

>> No.19519065

If I were in Vegas, I would give the prostitute a big tip if they didn't vomit on me in disgust when we had sex. I weigh a little over 400 pounds.
Okay, I actually weigh 627 pounds.

>> No.19519069
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>>19518899
>be fat chick
>"ITS MY THYROID! I HAVE A DISABILITY"

>be me in the two-thousand & twenty-third year of our lord with a smart phone
>Google weight gain from thyroid
>'10-15lbs of water weight'
>"So what's the other 290lbs from?"

>> No.19519093

>>19519069
You know it's been a thing for some time now for real women to move in with gentlemen of a certain color that are feeders, right?
A feeder is someone that intentionally turns a skinny girl into a big beautiful woman.

>> No.19519097

>>19519093
It's not entirely unlike force feeding a duck for its foie gras.

>> No.19519098

>>19519093
>architect.jpeg

>> No.19519103

>>19519065
post gut

>> No.19519129

>>19519103
>post gut
I don't see what is so hard to believe about a woman being viewed as sexually unattractive because she weighs over 600 pounds.

>> No.19519131

>>19518895
>Should All You Can Eat places implement this system?
Yes. Fat people should be shamed in public. They do not deserve the same rights as the rest of society.
In fact, instead of a discount they should pay a penalty for being so disgusting.

>> No.19519151

>>19519131
I think we should change the nomenclature to from "fat people" to "the visibly gluttonous"

A reminder to them that they look like abominations, but a reminder to us that, as Johnny Souls says "every souls has a little bit of dark"

>> No.19519165

>>19519151
>I think we should change the nomenclature to from "fat people" to "the visibly gluttonous"
The best part of this is that most zoomers wouldn't even know what "gluttonous" even means because they aren't required to understand English, basic math, or even have critical thinking skills in order to get a high school diploma.

>> No.19519173

>>19518895
all you can eat places will eventually all just do what they do in asia
all you can eat places in korea/japan etc have time limits or the staff bring you out a set menu very slowly, to prevent you actually eating stupid amounts of food

>> No.19519212

>>19519173
Why don't they just give customers a menu and have them pick from a predefined selection, and then say "this all you eat, you must pay if want more food"

>> No.19519217

>>19518895
I thought all these places got phased out during the memedemic

>> No.19519225

>>19519173
You mean like at Panda Express?
Why even pretend to be "all you can eat" if you are just going to rub your hands and act like a merchant and try to cheat your customers as much as possible?

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>>19518895
>>19519098
I just made this. Should have gone to bed

>> No.19519628

>>19518895
Skinny person here. I almost never go to buffets because it is not worth it. If they had fair pricing like your pic related I might go more often

>> No.19519775

>>19519093
kill yourself you disgusting freak

>> No.19519778

>>19518895
I would take my 5 children to eat there every night

>> No.19520475
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>>19519093
>those episodes of 1000-pound sisters
>amy has a boyfriend
>he's black

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>>19518895
Everywhere should

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>>19520790
Frankly I have no sympathy for fatties, they can shit themselves too. I already heard a story about a fatty who used the communal hot tub as his bidet because he was too obese to wash himself. They have no shame.

>> No.19520886

>>19518895
That'd be great, I'd get the 50% discount

>> No.19520890

>>19519165
The best part is your insult means nothing to them and essentially is DOA...?

>> No.19520893

>>19518895
>manlet discount
Lol seething asians.

>> No.19520894

>>19519225
Greed makes you stupid

>> No.19520897

>>19520893
fuck you, you fat fuck

>> No.19520896

>>19518907
The insane marketing push for less nutritious food really isn't helping normal people.

>> No.19521037

>>19519065
But you can get free meals at the Heart Attack Cafe, how often do you go?

>> No.19521141

>>19518895
I'm not fat do I could probably get the 30% or something, but if I were I would go to a gym and tell all the fit guys who eat 6000kc a day about this place just to get my revenge

>> No.19521391

>>19518895
niggers spoil that stuff like in nyc, where they put piss and stuff in salad bars. Avoid anything from the west side of manhattan.

>> No.19521417

>>19518895
>would work out most of the time other than those skinny anomalies that have black hole stomachs
I would abuse the system daily and drive the restaurant into such debt they would close.

>> No.19521557

>>19521141
problem is guys who work out would only fit through the 10% slot.

>> No.19521672

>>19521557
not true at all, muscle barely makes any difference in your overall thickness, more in width and arm/leg thickness.

>> No.19521773

>>19519551
Appreciate the memery

>> No.19521778

>>19518907
yeah nah they would just puke it all back up and than spend days purging

t.dated one

>> No.19522447

>>19520890
I've barely seen any fat zoomers and I live in one of the fattest countries

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>>19521672