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19516618 No.19516618 [Reply] [Original]

Does nothing...

>> No.19516632

The edge from the blade cuts the pizza

>> No.19516666

>>19516632
But...it doesn't

>> No.19516669

Works good on some dough. Usually I just use a bench knife though.

>> No.19516671

Just use scissors retard

>> No.19516678

*is dull and doesn't cut through pizza or anything in your path*

>> No.19516680

>>19516618
> simpslice
> chadchomp

>> No.19516682
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19516682

>>19516618
Even a banana slicer more useful than this monstrosity

>> No.19516685
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>>19516618
All edge, no point..
Sounds like a typical 4chins poster.
I cut quesadillas, pidzers, and noodles with mine.
Having a tool that cuts long lines without having to pick it up can be very handy.
>>19516666
>WASTED
You have a shitty pizza cutter then.

>> No.19516687

>>19516666
You have to wheel it back and forth

>> No.19516708
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>>19516618
Bigger cuts better.
That wheel is going to catch and drag toppings as well.

>> No.19516714

>>19516685
>shitty pizza cutter
I don't have one because they do nothing. Apparently every pizza place in the country has shitty pizza cutters.

>> No.19516735

Is this really a fucking issue? I have literally never failed to cut a pizza with a pizza cutter. It's literally designed for the job.

Do you guys fuck up using a can opener as well?

>> No.19516751
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19516751

>>19516714
A lot of pizza places I'm familiar with use the Rocker knife, or
>pic related

>> No.19516757

Ulu or scissors

>> No.19516813
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19516813

B-b-BUT...

>> No.19517479
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>>19516632
I use a scissor

>> No.19517622

>>19516735
for real

>> No.19517664

>>19516666
Just press harder

>> No.19517752
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19517752

This works

>> No.19517766
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>>19517479
>scissor
Someone steal the other half of your scissors?

>> No.19517776
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>>19516618
That's because it's pointless!

>> No.19517791

>>19516618
You fool

>> No.19517796

>>19516708
This, if you ever had shit experience with a pizza cutter it just wasn't big enough.

>> No.19517807
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>>19516618

>> No.19517821

>>19516618
You're not supposed to add it to your soup, dum dum.

>> No.19517825

>>19517776
Hey, that was my joke. And it made sense when I made it.

>> No.19518013

I have 3 pizza cutters but I have no idea where the third one is, the missing one is a piece of garbage anyway though, a plastic kids one that really can't cut at all, it's pokémon themed

>> No.19518027

>>19516666
Maybe stop trying to cut it into a pentagram, Mr devil-person.

But seriously, for frozen pizzas you gotta slap some man on it and get in there with some elbow grease. If you're making you're own, I would readjust your dough ratios and keep a better eye on your proofings.

>> No.19518035

you don't know the technique

>> No.19518039

I've never had trouble with these, what personal ineptitude provokes such failure?

>> No.19518044

>>19516666
>pizzerias all over the world use this a million times on a daily basis
>your retarded ass can't get it to work once

Congratulations, you're literally the 0% point. You are the biggest retard on the planet. A high school dropout minimum wagie can do this and you can't. You did it. Go and celebrate by cutting off your dick.

>> No.19518047

>>19516685
Based and totino's party pizza-pilled

>> No.19518050

>>19518044
For extra hilarity use the pizza cutter to prove us wrong

>> No.19518057

>>19516618
I got caught by UK police with one of these in a public place. They measured using 2πr to find length of circumference and the courts found me guilty of carrying a 9inch knife and sentenced me to a year in prison. Last time I go to the park to enjoy my pie.

>> No.19518060

I have a scissor solely for cutting pizza.

>> No.19518091

I agree with scissors, I keep some just for kitchen use. If something is frozen like a pizza then I just break it over a kitchen counter, I can make 8 slices in a few seconds.

>> No.19519667

>>19518057
That's bullshit but I believe it.

>> No.19519758
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19519758

Fuck it. I'm going to try pizza skates.

>> No.19519789

>>19516618
I use a bread knife I dont see a need for anything else desu.

>> No.19519889
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>>19518047
KEK!
LOOK CLOSER, anon...

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>>19519758
Now THIS combined with Hardcore ROASTIE ROLLLERRRDERBY, would make me watch television again...
CUNTS NEED to get BLOODY these days to hold my interest...
https://youtu.be/9JySr3QeeOs
**Vaxxies need NOT apply.

>> No.19520839

>>19519889
You think I give a fuck? Nobody eats a party pizza to feel good about themselves

>> No.19521509
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>>19520839
Fair enough..This deserves a side of pasta..

>> No.19521588

>>19516618
They’re great for slicing pasta dough

>> No.19521650

>>19516618
That's not a pizza cutter dumb fuck that's a baker's tool for cutting things like fondant

>> No.19521676
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19521676

>>19519915
Rollerball > rollerderby

>> No.19521775
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>>19521676
FACTS.
American Gladiator almost got us there.
Hell, we have the dysgenic, dystopian society already in place.
I give it less than 10 years before bloodsports and blatantly advertising mood elevators in the junk food are a normalized thing.
This was a parody from 40 years ago--
https://youtu.be/B2sr4krE5Ns
Laughable at the time...
Now, BlueChew.
Next up: "The Running Man:2027"

>> No.19521787

>>19516618
I use a Chinese cleaver. Works great

>> No.19522398

>>19516751
>>19516714
This guy is right.. even low tier dominos, papa, howie, Ceasars, the hut, etc, use those big rocking knives. I assume to not drag cheese and topping everywhere like the roller does.

>> No.19522487

>>19516682
What if you put your peepee there?

>> No.19522518

>>19517479
me too

>> No.19522524
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19522524

>>19516618
>he uses a single roller
amateur

>> No.19522578
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19522578

i use one of these
works great

>> No.19522879

>>19517776
Lmao. Thanks for the laugh, friend.

>> No.19523626

>>19517752
i got one of these for free over 10 years ago and its by far superior as it has almost no risk of dragging toppings. im still amazed at how well it works

>> No.19524319
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19524319

pic related is the best kind of wheel cutter in my experience but rocker blades like >>19522578
are probably the best overall and a shit ton easier to clean

>> No.19524419

Scissors are the one kitchen tool basically nobody uses properly. You can buy gimmicky pizza scissors that are extra long and offset so you can get them under the pizza easier, I use them for my pizzas all the time.

>> No.19524435

User error.

>> No.19524606

i use a comically large knife to cut my pizzas

>> No.19524715

>>19516632
fucking newfags

>> No.19526137

>>19522524
thats just a really minimalist roller blade

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>>19516618
why don't all pizza places have a blade like this but then automated, for all size pizza's they have. it's just a press once option and if sharp enough always does the job. are they really that poor?

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>>19516618
>>19516666
>OP can't figure out how to use a fucking pizza cutter
jesus christ

>> No.19527217

>>19516678
>>19516666
You're not supposed to hold it by the blade

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>>19516618
upgrade your shit

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>>19527246
That new model's a ripoff, the 2015 version is much sharper, and doubles as a tenderizer

>> No.19527283

>>19517776
FUCKING CARLOS

>> No.19527284

>>19527271
>doesn't have holes to make it go faster
I don't have time for that shit.