Have you ever found something in your food that was not supposed to be there?

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Have you ever found something in your food that was not supposed to be there? Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:12:48 2023 No.19506476 [Reply] [Original]

I was eating out at a Thai place and found part of one of those metal industrial brilo pads in my food when I bit down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:17:10 2023 No.19506485 >>19506476 I can't see the roach

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:19:02 2023 No.19506489 >>19506485 Jalapeno, bottom left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:23:21 2023 No.19506497 >>19506476 >complains about a free source of protein stupid n*****

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:24:24 2023 No.19506501 >>19506497 It’s not that kind of roach retard

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:27:15 2023 No.19506507

>>19506476
Yep, during the lock down I ordered pho from a famous Vietnamese restaurant after work. Found the biggest fly wing on my soup which I assume was attached to an even larger fly that sinply disintegrated by the slow simmering of 24hr pho beef broth.

I threw up afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:28:24 2023 No.19506508 A bone in my boneless chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:35:54 2023 No.19506516 Sometimes there's a hair in my food. I never give a shit and just pick it out and keep eating

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:50:05 2023 No.19506542 Big deal

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:50:42 2023 No.19506544

>>19506476
I found a decently sized piece of plastic wrap in my monte cristo at the cheddars in san angelo, TX. Not huge but big enough that you couldn't swallow it on accident. I told the waitress to warn the chef to be more careful and then finished my meal
>captcha 4YSGAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:51:44 2023 No.19506546 >>19506476 Friendly reminder that every bit of food you have ever eaten has been touched by bugs at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 14:53:39 2023 No.19506554 >>19506476 I've never found anything horrific in my food, just the occasional piece of sharp plastic from food packaging, kinda annoying but that's life you know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:14:50 2023 No.19506595 >>19506544 >chef >Cheddars

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:18:06 2023 No.19506607 Metal shards from an inappropriately opened sauce can in my coconut shrimp at a Chinese buffet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:26:39 2023 No.19506627 >>19506476 I made a sandwich with the paper separator still on the slice of cheese. Got like halfway through before realizing it wasn’t just really shitty cheddar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:28:33 2023 No.19506632 >>19506501 Is this some sort of drug thing? I can't really make it out but it looks like it could be an insect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:29:17 2023 No.19506635 >>19506607 >inappropriately opened sauce can Did they open it with their dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:31:07 2023 No.19506638 >>19506476 A niggers opinion on spic food is like a dogs opinion on human food, meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:09:05 2023 No.19506722 >eating bowl of offbrand honey bunches of oats >ate considerable amount before really looking at the cereal >dozens of wriggly maggots

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:10:53 2023 No.19506730

>>19506627
>I made a sandwich with the paper separator still on the slice of cheese. Got like halfway through before realizing it wasn’t just really shitty cheddar.
lmao I did that last month. I was like
>fuck did this cheese go bad or something why is the texture so weird
until I realized it was paper

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:14:16 2023 No.19506738 Was drinking from a pint glass and there was a huge shard at the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:16:16 2023 No.19506741 Found an entire clump of hair in a chinese order from a spot in Boston. Doordash gave me a $5 refund, bastards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:16:26 2023 No.19506742 >>19506632 It's the remnants of a joint (marijuana cigarette)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:18:51 2023 No.19506747 >>19506507 Extremely rude, you should’ve eaten it and then said the fly was superb on your way out.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:21:50 2023 No.19506752
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>>19506476
I was about to start my shift in the pizzeria and basically the day before we left some bell peppers to cool off in the night, completely unguarded or un covered, I walk up to the tray of peppers and what do I see top left of the tray?
A big fucking spider who just got startled cause it noticed me and I noticed it, I was hearing the pizza guys talking and slowly reaching my same spot, so I was thinking to myself (since I was new there) these guys are going to make me do the whole tray again, so I looked at the spider and annihilated him in sad spirit, I didn't want to kill him, but it was either him or a new tray of bell peppers.
Never told those guys about the spider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:25:24 2023 No.19506762 hairs, the pizza at my local pizzeria always has hairs sticking out the crust

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:33:36 2023 No.19506780 >>19506741 I had a doordash driver throw my food on the ground and attack me. Doordash offered half off. Last time I ever used any delivery app, not paying double to have meth heads handle my food and come to my house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:36:20 2023 No.19506789 >>19506507 thats the vietnamese equivalent of winning the golden ticket you dumb bastard. you could have had a tour of wi lee won kah's pho factory but no

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:37:20 2023 No.19506794

>>19506780
honestly most of the time it's totally fine. It's just that when there's a problem they don't give a fuck.

I take that back, one time I ordered taco bell and put in the wrong address. The guy wouldn't deliver to the actual address and doordash reimbursed the whole meal (which i ordered again)

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:52:06 2023 No.19506833

>>19506722
That sounds terrible. I once went to a chicago deep dish place (on the west coast where I live) and brought home left overs, the next night when I took them out the pizza was utterly infested with maggots crawling over each other I almost puked. I still shudder about whatever unsanitary conditions are in that places kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:08:42 2023 No.19506875 >>19506476 A friend of mine once found a tiny cockroach in her dish. I was just before she did take a bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:19:55 2023 No.19506909 >>19506875 Yuck, at least she didnt find half a cockroach

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:42:03 2023 No.19506962 >>19506476 One time I found a clam in a clam. I cried.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:45:00 2023 No.19506978 >>19506627 Same happened to me, just that I didn't cut anything and had already swallowed the first after noticing a weird texture of the cheese.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:49:33 2023 No.19506996
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>>19506476
>be 13 ish, summer (hot)
>bored in parent's car while waiting for them to finish talking to friends outside
>snoop around in glove box, find a chocolate clif bar
>"fuck yeaaaaah"
>peel back the wrapper, notice this clif bar had cool white chocolate sprinkles on it
>"fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i love chocolate"
>move the bar up to my mouth for a bite, stop out of instinct right before biting down
>my fine tuned hawk like peripheral vision had caught some movement on the bar as I swung it up to my mouth
>the sprinkles turned out to be tiny white maggots crawling around the clif bar.
The seal of the wrapper must have been compromised at some point while in the hot glovebox

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:52:31 2023 No.19507004 File: 42 KB, 640x640, 1686834266972051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19506762 >always must be a damn good pizza for you to keep eating there after consistently finding hair in the dough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:10:33 2023 No.19507255 >>19506742 are we talking about the thing on top of the jalapeno in the bottom left? seems more like a bug to me. you can see legs no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:13:06 2023 No.19507270 >>19506476 I found a livestock needle in some pork from a shitty Columbian place. Thankfully I noticed it before biting down

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:16:07 2023 No.19507292

>>19506476
yes, metal in fuet and a small rock in a fry. both broke my teeth, the small rock only broke a portion of one of my front lower tooth, the piece of metal completely shattered my tooth (molar) from the inside vertically, it was fucking terrible, it needed to be extracted and is replaced with a fake one. i'd rather have some nasty thin inside which only makes you puke than something that gives me permanent damage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:27:56 2023 No.19507349 Found a metal wire lodged in a peice of iceberg lettuce at a local fancy steakhouse as a kid once. Got everything comped by the manager.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:28:04 2023 No.19507350 >>19506476 You VILL eat ze bug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:33:53 2023 No.19507378 >>19506507 >avoid the noid >say no to the pho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:40:13 2023 No.19507410 >>19506476 That'll be 19.99 w/o tax, plus don't forget the tip goyim!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:43:54 2023 No.19507426 >>19506476 I was eating a grilled cheese sandwich and found some kimchi and unmelted cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 19:55:47 2023 No.19507480 >>19506996 fuck you i have like 40 of these

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 20:14:23 2023 No.19507548 >>19506476 I once left a steak out of the fridge for ten seconds while I was getting salt and pepper and when I turned around I saw that a fucking fly had laid eggs on my meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 21:15:27 2023 No.19507837 Not in my food but my neighborhood. A few cross burnings fixed it, tho. Srsly, tho, the only thing I found in my food that wasn't supposed to be there that I can recall was a fish nugget in my Checker's french fries once.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 21:22:03 2023 No.19507876

I got a hair in my macaroni and cheese at a steakhouse as a kid. The waitess seemed genuinely apologetic and was a little angry at the chefs and was like "i am going to have a STERN talk with them". She made sure I got another bowl of it for free but I was scared to eat it. I was afraid that maybe they spit in it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 21:28:53 2023 No.19507903

>>19507876
I went to a diner with some kids back in the day and this one fat bitch ordered "just mashed potatoes" and there was a clump of hair in it. Not a strand. A fucking clump. When she told the waitress, she said "ugh, again?!"
I lol'd.
Fat bitch got her second mash and ate it so idk if there was anything wrong with it since I cancelled my order when that came out and I noped the fuck out of there.
Another time at a different diner, same fat bitch just ordered a plate of, like, 2 dozen cookies. Some other guy asked her for one and she said "No. They're my cookies. You can't have any." in the most Cartman-y sounding fucking voice I've ever heard come out of a bitch.
Dude called her, and I quote, a "fatty fat fuckfuck hippo" and I cracked the fuck up.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 21:52:34 2023 No.19508003

>>19506476
there was a piece of napkin in my carne guisada taco from my favorite mex restaurant. (i bit into it and realized instantly it was non-food). i told my mom to complain about it (since she paid for it) and she didn't wanna complain. anyway it's a really good restaurant but they fucked up that one time. i am still kind of affected by it because i dont like to bite into dirty chef napkins that he probably wiped his balls with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 22:54:45 2023 No.19508186 >>19506476 I once found a clam in my order of extra crumbs at Long John Silver's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 22:59:52 2023 No.19508201 >>19507004 it’s the only pizzeria in my small town and the pizza is good, the “hair” are from a particular oven glove he uses, it’s not actual hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 23:07:30 2023 No.19508223 >>19506476 I've had various bits of plastic, usually in or around meat. Like part of the container it was in. Most recent was on pizza with nduja on it. Also remember as a kid mom did lamb curry and ladybug got into it somehow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 23:26:33 2023 No.19508268 >>19506544 the ""chef"" there likely didnt even speak english

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 23:28:47 2023 No.19508277 >>19506507 How the fuck would you even notice or see a fly wing? And why would the fly disintegrate but not the wing? Makes no sense dumbass, was probably just the onion skin or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 23:54:41 2023 No.19508341 There was a deep fried fake nail in my taco bell taco. I haven't eaten there since.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:29:03 2023 No.19508439 Last week I made some powered hot cocoa. As I took my first sip I felt something in my mouth. I assumed it was a clump of undissolved cocoa and chewed on it then discovered it was a bug. I spat it out and felt disgusted for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:32:16 2023 No.19508451 >>19506476 Pinches negras not being able to appreciate un muy rico cucarahcha con chile y queso, moyos.

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:33:29 2023 No.19508456

>>19506476
>I was eating out at a Thai place and found part of one of those metal industrial brilo pads in my food when I bit down.
Similar experience. I had Chinese takeout and came upon a small piece of the Scotch-Brite steel scrubber they were using for cleaning the woks.
On the plus side, at least this meant they were cleaning the woks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:35:17 2023 No.19508462 >>19506476 I ordered a shrimp plate from a burger place and it had a piece of metal in it that was hook shaped but not sharp like a hook. Also got hair a few times from various places.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:08:07 2023 No.19508720 >>19506742 Ah I see

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:20:23 2023 No.19508747 >>19508730 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:23:29 2023 No.19508751 >>19506476 Hair in food. Got metal shavings in some crackers from ALDI once. Never bought the crackers again.

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:27:03 2023 No.19508760

My childs fork when shes stealing from my plate. Little bastards

Ive found hair on my food before but it never phased me when it was small and on top, could have fallen off someones head literally in transit from kitchen to table. Jyst pick it off no big deal. But once I got a burger from mcdonlds and it had a looong ass hair inside it that literally kept pulling like it was attached to the burger when I bit it and that was fuckin gross so I threw it out after rinsing my mouth out and never went back there. I was already halfway home and it was just a mcdouble, back before they cost like 5 bucks a pop

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:30:45 2023 No.19508774 >>19508201 So it's not hair

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:32:24 2023 No.19508780 >>19506635 They probably grabbed the can from the bottom and spoke lewd comments to it while they worked the can opener

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 02:35:40 2023 No.19508789 >>19506595 We can’t all be Sandwich Artists. Someone has to be the lowly chef.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:09:32 2023 No.19508874 >>19506507 Are you a white guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:10:06 2023 No.19508875 >>19507349 it was a guitar string. sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:18:52 2023 No.19508893 >>19508780 It'd probably be more inappropriate to grope at the top, maybe stick a finger in

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:40:22 2023 No.19508952
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>at work, sifting the flour to make another batch of fried chicken
>i do this for every single new batch, the other cooks don't
>live fucking cockroach peeks its little antennae out of the crumbs in the strainer like "greetings habib, the usual?"
>what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
>throw away the chicken that just went out, throw out the flour, clean and sanitize the entire workstation before starting again with all new flour
I'm 90% certain it got in there while the bowl of flour was sitting out in the open for 15 minutes while the chicken was cooking, or it was in the bag. But just imagine how much worse it could have been if I had not cared and put more tenders in there without checking. That shit is straight out of my nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:54:50 2023 No.19508981 >>19508952 My friend worked in a upscale restaurant that was infested with cockroaches. He said multiple times customers found them in their food. The place is long defunct now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:55:30 2023 No.19508982 >>19506516 Based. Same. Happens at home too. Shit happens. Dunno how these fags would survive 100 years ago when having lice was more common than being able to read or roughing it like the Indians.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 03:57:53 2023 No.19508985 >>19508982 People obviously were not happy with it then and sought to change living standards. They lived with things like lice being common back then because they just didnt have a choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 04:20:13 2023 No.19509035 >>19507378 >no to the pho How do you think that word is pronounced anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 04:22:53 2023 No.19509042 >>19506476 I got some chicken noodle soup from a Chinese joint in NYC once and found a packing staple in the soup. Luckily I detected it and didn't swallow the thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 05:47:55 2023 No.19509242 >>19506476 Yes, I made a tuna sandwich and was eating it while focused on gaming, took a bite and couldn’t figure out why my mouth started hurting, looked at the sandwich and it was covered in ants.

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 06:18:52 2023 No.19509306

>>19507876
>I was afraid that maybe they spit in it.

lol anytime my mom got angry with the fast food workers in the drive thru speaker i would tell her cancel the order I don't want that food anymore. because like you said I thought they will do something weird to my food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 06:35:17 2023 No.19509331 >some of you are alright >don't eat at zacatacos tomorrow what the FUCK did she mean by that bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 06:54:04 2023 No.19509359 >>19507480 eat your maggot bars, maggot boy you WILL be happy

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:19:11 2023 No.19509475
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>>19506476
I went to Olive Garden and found what appeared to be part of a condom in my pasta. I also remember seeing a piece of rubber embedded in one of the chicken patties at my middle school cafeteria.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:24:39 2023 No.19509486 >>19506489 Oh shit, i didnt see it at first

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:25:54 2023 No.19509488 >>19506516 Black people shakes head

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:26:56 2023 No.19509491 >>19506546 Oh wow, such insight. Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:27:56 2023 No.19509494 I put needles and razor blade in the Halloween candy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:28:01 2023 No.19509496 >>19506627 Applebees did that to my brother once

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:31:00 2023 No.19509500 >>19507480 >>19509359 Maggot faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:37:18 2023 No.19509512 >>19506476 Having pest issues can cause big reputational damage to a restaurant. https://news.foodsafety.ca//vancouver-restaurant-closes-following-media-backlash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:58:25 2023 No.19509552 >>19506476 cat bones in my supposed rabbit ragout.

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:53:17 2023 No.19509775

>>19508952
You're a responsible chef and I'd happily eat at your place.
Insects and rodents and shit will always eventually show up at a restaurant, food processing factory, mills, etc - that's just natural, they wanna eat and there's a lotta food in those places. What matters is how they're dealt with when discovered. Some fuckers are lazy and will just squash the one bug they see and continue serving everything - and then they end up with a restaurant full of insects cause they've laid eggs or been hiding underneath shit in the pantry etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:12:58 2023 No.19509813 >>19509494 no you dont, pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:31:34 2023 No.19509851 My brother ordered dominos and whoever boxed up the pizza left a whole circular metal grill in there. This was like 12 years ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:44:59 2023 No.19509858 >hair But who knows it honestly could've been mine. >maggot in banana Some kind of fly laid an egg on the peel and it must've burrowed in because when I peeled I saw it wiggling in the flesh of the banana

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:48:18 2023 No.19509864 File: 33 KB, 480x480, 1678604836793397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my government posts its food inspections online and basically all of them have some semi serious violations. so much for the free market...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:55:46 2023 No.19509875 >>19506476 Nigger bitch probably planted it there. Never trust a single word that comes from a foul nigger's disgusting face. She probably just wanted a free meal or the wait staff pressured her for a tip so she chimped out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:58:42 2023 No.19509885 >>19509035 The day that vietnamese immigrants are able to speak English with no accent is the day I'll give a fuck. Until then it's pronounced "foe". Pretentious faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:03:33 2023 No.19509893 >>19509885 Time to pronounce it correctly. https://youtube.com/watch?v=MwNZAqDAFng

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 13:04:32 2023 No.19510013 >>19509813 Haha yes I'm kidding, please send your children over to pick up my safe candy this Halloween

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 13:08:44 2023 No.19510024 They're trying to get a free meal, blacks will put bugs in their food to get out of paying it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:02:15 2023 No.19510430

>>19506476
only once, but i forgave them because it was just a random mistake.

but I cringe whenever I see people take a bite out of a sandwich/burger without opening it up first and seeing what's inside.

likewise if I had opened up my taquito to look inside i might have seen the foreign object

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:03:57 2023 No.19510434 >>19509893 Goddamn she's hot. Reminds me of selena quintanilla

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:27:24 2023 No.19510688 >>19509035 Which word? You mean "no", as in the phrase "no-uh"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:38:57 2023 No.19510724 >>19510434 She's also dead and, as we all know, dead girls don't say no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:41:40 2023 No.19510735 >>19510724 i would have sex with her fresh corpse. just to see if i like necrophilia or not. you know, just as an experiment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:42:30 2023 No.19510963 >>19509893 Based!!!!!!!! So fucking based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:43:45 2023 No.19510969 >>19510735 Remember when PH and Xvideos had snuff on them? Those were fun times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:30:17 2023 No.19511093 >>19506476 I live 5 minutes away from there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:03:18 2023 No.19511365 >>19508730 go kill yourself. NOW

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:19:35 2023 No.19511408

>>19510969
No, but I remember when PH didn't fucking suck so hard. ThisVid is full of disgusting shit so between PH being fucking neutered, TV being too extreme for me, hating any site that watermarks videos and all the BORING-ass camwhores everyfuckingwhere now, idfk where to find decent pornography anymore.
I'm still watching shit from, like, 2010.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:31:32 2023 No.19511670 >>19506476 found a chunk of semi melted plastic in a philly steak pizza. pizza was great til that part, then i felt quite sick as melted plastic in the mouth is rather unpleasant

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:48:12 2023 No.19511725
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>>19506476
This is inter-ethnic warfare. Nobody really pays attention to this but blacks and hispanics are at each others' throats in Chicago. You think, this is America, it's the wypipo, but whites and blacks operate in such completely different spheres there's basically no tension (other than what mass-media tells people to feel).
Meanwhile black neighborhoods are losing population like crazy, and hispanics who are getting priced out of their own neighborhoods (by white people - white-and-spanish tension is HIGH) and buying up black neighborhoods. The Latine Community hates niggers and blacks at the end of the day do see themselves as natural-born Americans, so they have no basis for common understanding. Meanwhile as the black population floods out of the city, their political power is eaten up by the growing Spanish population. It's bad. They want her out - In the end, it's the formerly-white suburbs who pay the price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:13:30 2023 No.19512335 once had a meatball sandwich at a really nice carvery and one of the meatballs had a lot of chicken vertebrae in it. at least I hope it was chicken vertebrae.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 02:15:48 2023 No.19512344 >>19511725 hopefully there'll be a race war and they'll take each other out

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:10:00 2023 No.19513168

>>19506476
In the mid-2000s, I went to Cheeburger Cheeburger and ordered their fries and onion ring combo appetizer. After having a few fries, I noticed the basket it was served in was infested with ants. The fucked up part is that the restaurant was brand new at the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:13:13 2023 No.19513172 >>19506476 I was eating a steamed bun that my mom made and there was a metal staple in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:37:10 2023 No.19513210 >>19508201 That's called a "fiber"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:04:29 2023 No.19513250 >>19506476 Ordered pizza from a greasy old pizza place, one of the toppings was a staple

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:21:35 2023 No.19513272 That whole saga of people finding rats in their popcorn chicken is the reason why I don't eat KFC. That and their chicken always has gross black bones, wtf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:27:11 2023 No.19513284 >>19506742 it's a fucking roach you clown, that's how most of them look, not like the brown meaty behemoths in movies and cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:40:53 2023 No.19513315 >>19513284 I bet you know all about meaty brown behemoths, gayboy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:41:52 2023 No.19513318 >>19513315 Yeah, bent over and I show you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:32:01 2023 No.19513424 >>19513284 Speak for yourself, I've seen ones as big as mice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 10:37:26 2023 No.19513432 There was plastic in my raisin Bran. I complained and got free raisin Bran.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:04:42 2023 No.19513475 >>19509864 there's like three places in my entire town with a 1/5 rating and the chinese we order from every month is one of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:21:13 2023 No.19513520 This thread has inspired me not to get fastfood today.

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:00:09 2023 No.19513642
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>buy one of these bad boys from corner shop
>open it up and munch as I walk down the street
>first bite tastes funky as fuck, weirdest flavour I've ever tried
>take a look inside alfajor, where there should be dulce de leche is filled with bright green/blue mold
>blow chunks on the pavement

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:05:17 2023 No.19513655 >>19513424 If I saw a mouse sized roach anywhere near me I would probably move. Even if it wasn't in my home

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:07:14 2023 No.19513661 >>19513642 You have a friend named Chunks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:10:40 2023 No.19513668 >>19513661 Yeah, he's a little om the heavier side

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:10:46 2023 No.19513669 >>19513661 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:35:26 2023 No.19514144 File: 96 KB, 802x840, 1681256267593838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19506789 >wi lee won kah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:37:07 2023 No.19514152 She didn't get the memo, you are suppose to eat bugs now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 15:39:47 2023 No.19514159 >>19508730 Based, animals can consent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:25:29 2023 No.19515054 >>19510688 >no is actually pronounced “Noah” Crikey

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:28:03 2023 No.19515060 File: 20 KB, 180x236, 2A4F28B5-B6D6-4A45-B8C9-3434D532D408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19513272 >actually believing the nigger fried rat hoax

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:29:46 2023 No.19515067 >>19509242 Ants? Thats extra protein.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:30:17 2023 No.19515068 File: 166 KB, 567x800, 292405993c29abe0785220e012a0566c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does she noa lot about pho?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:31:28 2023 No.19515076 >>19510969 I remember that stuff from totse days, &t

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:35:18 2023 No.19515088 >>19506833 to have maggots fester in such a short timespan, holy shit. that's foul.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:43:11 2023 No.19515110 >>19515088 Isn't that some medical thing? Maggots are used to clear out rotting flesh, they'll eat the rotting flesh and leave the good flesh alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:43:18 2023 No.19515111 >>19506476 small cockroach crawling on a takeout pizza box from a place that has ultra-dim lights all the time (and no windows)

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Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:47:12 2023 No.19515124

>>19513424
Different species of roach. Those tend to live in wet, isolated areas, where they can nest peacefully. The small ones are the disgusting bastards you find everywhere. I see them frequently at places outside my home - my stepsister's mother lives in a sty that probably has more roach matter than drywall in it at this point. I've only ever seen the giant ones once. They were in the basement mechanical room of the English building at my university, roughly fist-sized. There are also palmetto bugs further south, and they fly, but they're harmless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:48:13 2023 No.19515128 >>19513642 I've had cobweb mold in a Little Debbie swiss roll. Fucking awful stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:50:54 2023 No.19515139 >>19515124 I remember those palmetto bugs from Florida,I used to call them roaches but my grandma was like "those aren't roaches, they're palmettos" I'm not going to disagree with my grandma.

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:11:32 2023 No.19515238

>>19506476
Thumb print in the cheese is probably worse for you
Has anyone noticed how moldy berries have become this year
I'm a produce manager and I swear to god half of them are coming in fuzzy
It consumes my day picking through strawberries and blueberries; picking out the bad ones and recombining them
shit sucks, I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:14:43 2023 No.19515250 >>19515238 got some strawberries from a farmer's market a few days ago and they are the worst I've gotten in a long time, so many mushy ones

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:35:34 2023 No.19515338

>>19506476
I usually plant a plastic toy bug on the food after im done eating 75% of it. they apologize profusely and I get a free meal and drink. I buy the pack of bugs from the dollar tree so i'm noly spending around 20 cents for dinner each time. Pretty smart if I say so myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 22:08:18 2023 No.19515456 I got some chile peppers from a farmers market and when sorting them out to put in a freezer some spider jumped out at me. That was pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 22:48:17 2023 No.19515614 >>19507480 embrace your maggot family, for they will embrace you, the maggot mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 22:50:59 2023 No.19515624 >>19515614 gonna have a pb banana one right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:32:24 2023 No.19516014 In a box of frozen tamales, one of them had a long ass black wiry hair embedded in the masa. Nasty as hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:21:02 2023 No.19516987 >>19506476 Slurped some water and felt a chunk, chunk started moving and I spit it out, it was an earwig that was hiding in the straw. Bastard's probably currently ranting about a prophecy acting like he spent three days in a giant whale's stomach

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:33:23 2023 No.19517020 >>19516987 Also, somehow a sewing needle was baked into a cake at a potluck, when I took a bite the needle lodged itself into the back of my throat, luckily there was just enough poking out that my parents were able to pull it out, I was 8

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 06:19:47 2023 No.19517079

>>19506476
My mom made me egg and potato soft tacos and one of them had one of her wiry hairs tangled in all of the food lol. i was like ew wtf mom! and gave it back to her. she seemed really disappointed in herself and idk if she ate it herself or threw the food away. but years later I felt bad about how I reacted to it and I didn't want to make her feel bad about it. if I could rewind time I would just throw the taco in the garbage outside and not tell her.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 06:25:28 2023 No.19517086

>>19506476
Yes, I found a piece of metal in canned food once. I was young now that I'm older I'd have complained to get some free shit. I also bought a 12 pack of soda and one of the cans was sealed but empty, just filled with air. That wasn't supposed to be there. Otherwise, bugs in bags and spinach and mold on food that I literally just bought but was too stupid to check. Would a cracked egg count? It isn't supposed to be there. But I've bought eggs that looked fine from up top but were cracked on the bottom.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 06:35:37 2023 No.19517113

>>19506476
if i find stuff in my restaurant meal, i'm not telling the staff about it or my waitress. i'm walking out and I believe you all to be incompetent. I might make a phone call to speak to the manager and leave that message with him. but i'm getting the fuck out of there fast as possible and i'm not paying for anything I ordered.

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 07:50:58 2023 No.19517268

I had a bowl full of cherry tomatos on my counter with a towel over it because I was having trouble with fruit flies in my kitchen. I would move the towel aside, grab a tomato, and then put the towel back so no flies could get inside. one time though I went to grab a tomato and noticed there were a bunch of maggots in the bottom of the bowl. I figure the fruit flies were probably getting in as eggs on the tomatos and then hatching while they were in my kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 08:40:49 2023 No.19517390 >>19506516 I would send it back not because I find it gross but because I can get more food. Maybe a bonus im lucky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 20:17:05 2023 No.19519090 >>19506476 i work at a cracker barrel and a few weeks ago a customer found a safety pin sticking out of one of their biscuits. kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:23:57 2023 No.19520326 >>19517079 that feeling sucks, but you might have helped her become a more sanitary cook with the innocence of a child otoh I disappoint my mom every day as an adult

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:30:02 2023 No.19520347

>>19517113
you have to let somebody know. make that call to the manager, karen

whether you care about helping the place improve itself or you just want to flip the bird at everyone who works there, you could be helping the next person who will eat there

also even if you don't touch the food you could be held liable for dine & dash

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:37:00 2023 No.19520364 >>19506476 i had a huge chunk of ceramic in a quesadilla once. almost fucked me up

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:51:22 2023 No.19520396
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>>19513655
>>19515139
I can't imagine how many people would freak the fuck out about the ones I see around the house occasionally. (this is in rural north Florida for clarification) You can more or less predict what they're going to do, they aren't very smart. If you see them out in the open they're usually already dying. They can be fast as fuck if they're healthy and caught off guard though. If they start flying, I'm out of there, nope.
If you see little juveniles scurrying around then that means there's a breeding population of them within the walls somewhere. There are also German cockroaches which are a separate species.
"Palmetto bug" refers specifically to the Florida woods cockroach, which is native to here, looks noticeably different and can't fly. I feel bad for killing them if they get in the house.
The other ones are definitely Periplaneta americana, just absurdly huge.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 04:00:49 2023 No.19520426
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>>19506722
Oats wouldn't have maggots, they eat rotten foods and the maggot shit would be immediately apparent from smell alonr. You likely ate some kind of (harmless and edible) meal worm.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:35:13 2023 No.19520707

>>19511725
okay bud. surely there aren't middle-class blacks living in the suburbs, just like there aren't poor whites living in inner-cities.
inner-city trash is going to be at each other's heads, it's expected. but it's not that black and white. i've seen people of different races get along fine.
people's brains have been rotted by social media and the internet. what a disgrace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:37:13 2023 No.19520712 >>19515238 glad im not the only one noticing that. makes me want to cut out fruit entirely.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:45:58 2023 No.19520722

>>19506476
one time i was eating burgers at a neighbor's house as a kid. before eating i watched him use a wire brush on the grill and i wondered why my dad never did that.
biting into the burger, i hit a piece of wire. i figured that was probably why my dad didn't use a wire brush. i didn't want to eat any more of the hamburger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:12:03 2023 No.19521078 >>19520722 most likely just missed the step of wiping the grill clean after using the brush

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:40:22 2023 No.19521810

>>19520396
In my experience they can be most easily dealt with by very, very, VERY slowly putting a cup over them. They seem to react to movement, so I move slow and put a cup over them. Slide a piece of paper under it, hold the paper tight, escort the animal outside, release it to be free.
t. North Carolinian

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 18:11:52 2023 No.19521996 >>19506476 Monkey mad they didn't serve her banana.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:21:41 2023 No.19522172 >>19521810 I love animals and I love most bugs. I have house centipedes and spiders and I leave them alone to do their thing, but if I ever found a roach I would gas my entire house without a second thought.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:53:56 2023 No.19522285
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this is a good thread. everyone has one of these stupid stories. i got some powdered donuts at a gas station. opened them up and they felt really fucking weird in my mouth. airy, like cotton or something.
i pulled over and turned on the dome light and they were covered in white mold. the other side of the package had a big hole in it.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 22:57:31 2023 No.19522936

took a box of strawberries with me in the car to eat while i drive. when i got to my destination, i turned on the car light and saw that the majority of the strawberries were covered in fur/mold. i felt disgusted for the rest of the night.
i don't eat much fruit these days. somehow they're always covered in fur by the time i get them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 23:02:35 2023 No.19522954 >>19506476 One time I found an onion ring mixed in with my curly fries from arby's

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 23:56:20 2023 No.19523181 >>19522954 You're not the only one, I suspect that some joints throw in a onion ring with the burgers and fries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:01:30 2023 No.19523205 >>19510969 >>19511408 Remember when girls were totally at least 18 years of age would do omega streams and the sauces were posted on /b/? Ha ha. Good times. Ha ha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 00:06:59 2023 No.19523235 >>19523205 I remember seeing movies about those skate girls wearing the short shorts, that was pretty hot. I think they dont do that much anymore, its not politically correct.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 02:07:48 2023 No.19523655 Found a hair in my kebab. I didnt want to make a scene or anything so i just continued eating it. There was a few seconds of disgust i felt upon finding the hair but it went away when i resumed eating a few seconds later

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 03:41:18 2023 No.19523922 >>19506962 clamception

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 04:36:53 2023 No.19524082 Girl at subway once left one of their little knives on my sub. Still use it at home after like 12 years

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 04:48:47 2023 No.19524115 >>19524082 I don't like thinking that a knife is in my food wrapper

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:04:55 2023 No.19524167

>>19506476
Was at a relative's house and cooked up some Cup Noodles. Right before eating I saw one small bugs or their shells. It was weird as it had a sealed lid and plastic wrapping.
Later on when cleaning the house I found one cupboard was full of the same bugs, far from where I got the Cup Noodles.
A few years later at home I was going to make some boxed food and found the same bugs. I don't think we brought that item from their house, I'm sure it was from Aldi and there weren't any stores where they lived.
Haven't found anything like that since.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:14:23 2023 No.19524197
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>>19524167
Shit, looks like I'm not alone. Mine were just shells and dried up.
They might be carpet beetles/warehouse beetles, likely contaminated at facilities or years old food with them eating through packaging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJSVnzFa7so

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:24:58 2023 No.19524219 >>19521810 They aren't even from this continent, they came from Africa hundreds of years ago. There is absolutely no reason to keep them alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:35:55 2023 No.19524231 >>19522285 I wouldn't trust anything from gas stations. I remember one had Reese's Easter eggs six months after Easter and they were only 25% off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:32:08 2023 No.19525103 I was eating a Del Taco once and I bit into a hard bit. After spitting it out and observing it, the hard bit was definitely a rat's tooth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 14:55:55 2023 No.19525244 I found a literal screw in my pizza once. Same color as the mushrooms, if I didn't see the glint of light off it as I was going for a bite I'm sure I would have lost a tooth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:53:02 2023 No.19526031 >>19508730 same

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:20:38 2023 No.19526563 >>19509875 >>19510024 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:53:35 2023 No.19526675 >>19522172 >I have house centipedes and spiders and I leave them alone to do their thing, but if I ever found a roach I would gas my entire house without a second thought Why? It's not like they're dirtier than any other bug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:00:56 2023 No.19526719 >>19525244 I had a friend find a screw in a can of tuna once. We were going to sue the manufacturer but during the trial my friend admitted that he put the screw in the tuna.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:01:25 2023 No.19526722

When i was younger my dad got me and my brother a bec spek on Saturday morning, as was tradition. I took one bite, went in for another but something told me something was off. I took a closer look and found that there was a dead fly just sitting there right where I had taken a bite. If I bit off any more or less I more than likely would have eaten it without even knowing kek. We went back because it was a really good deli aside from the part that the owner hired junkies and actual retards to work the counter. Still miss that fat German bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:04:27 2023 No.19526735 >>19506489 I was looking for it in the meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:10:32 2023 No.19526757 >>19509552 How?

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:26:50 2023 No.19526822

>>19526675
I guess my perception of it is that centipedes and spiders kill all of the other unwanted bugs whereas roaches do nothing beneficial and just exist to try to eat my food. I feel the same way about mice. Mice are really cute and cool but I won't hesitate to make my pantry into mouse Bosnia if they eat my shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:36:28 2023 No.19526834 File: 314 KB, 480x420, 1663562897846507.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19506476 >open box of instant rice >it came with free weevils

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:40:56 2023 No.19526844 >>19515238 i forgive you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:45:09 2023 No.19526862 >>19515250 Wait, I remember US strawberry had some issue some time ago, or did that shit already passed out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 03:19:54 2023 No.19527554 >>19524219 What about the palmettos? Those big fat ones are what I'm talking about. The tiny roaches get the shoe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 03:24:53 2023 No.19527583 >>19513172 Great mom, she was likely trying to give you message, like get out of the house.

Anonymous Mon Jul 24 08:42:30 2023 No.19528403
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>at Uni I use a 'keepcup' with a rubbery lid, 10mmx2mm slit for drinking
>i'll interchange between coffee and cup soup (sealed packets)
>finish up a chicken vegetable cup soup, place it in my locker without washing it but sealed
>locker has 4mmx4mm holes and is elevated a distance from the ground, wait 3 days over a long weekend
>take the lid off to make coffee, everything is all made
>on the lid where the rubber would meet the cup is 10 tiny maggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 09:20:46 2023 No.19528454 >>19506489 probably a june bug that came in the jalapenos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 09:22:37 2023 No.19528457 >>19506516 Yeah, what's worth more: time or getting to complain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 09:34:39 2023 No.19528470 >>19506476 I once found rat shit in a bag of lays chips In the Netherlands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 09:35:23 2023 No.19528473 >>19506497 >gets washed into thinking that every bug is a source of protein

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