Popcorn

[Anonymous No.19495341]

>imagine not having your own movie-theater-style popcorn maker
>imagine not using coconut oil, then throwing in paper-towel-patted pickled jalapeno slices
>imagine not using premium popcorn kernels
>imagine not sprinkling melted ghee, cayenne pepper, flavacol, and the slightest pinch of old bay seasoning
Of all the ways you're ngmi, this is where you're not gonna make it the most

[Anonymous No.19495352]

that doesn''t sound movie theatre style

[Anonymous No.19495355]

>>19495352
It's pretty common in Texas

[Anonymous No.19495371]

>>19495352
>movie theatre style popcorn
...maker
Did you stop reading?

[Anonymous No.19495392]

>not using heirloom popcorn
I shiggy diggy dog this

[Anonymous No.19495424]

>>19495392
>heirloom popcorn
>not premium
in your attempt to flex, you didn't read

[Anonymous No.19495444]

>>19495424
I read
I disapproved
I leave

[Anonymous No.19495449]

>>19495341
i am perfectly satisfied making popcorn on the stove with salt and butter. im a simple man

[Anonymous No.19495468]

>>19495444
wasted trips on an illiterate uncomprehending moron
>>19495449
Simple-minded, more like, lmao.
But I appreciate you using the stove instead of microwaved Orville Redditbacher trash

[Anonymous No.19495485]

Not me, btw.
I couldn't afford my shit on wagie salary. Plus I don't use "butter-flavored" oil on my corn, thankyouverymuch. I do admire his craft, though.

[Anonymous No.19495495]

>>19495341
Imagine not eating the worst popcorn I ever heard of...

[Anonymous No.19495545]

>>19495495
>t. seething tastelet

[Anonymous No.19495567]

>>19495485
Goddamn, you know he hates the customer.

[Anonymous No.19495577]

>>19495567
I hope he posts here.
I'd unironically be his friend after bullying him to under 220 lbs

[Anonymous No.19495585]

>>19495341
>jalapeño popcorn
OP might be a fighter pilot.

[Anonymous No.19495590]

>>19495585
Anon, do you really think someone who had the skills, personality, and life experience to become a fighter pilot would post on 4channel /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19495613]

>>19495545
>seething nobody with a shit recipe
pretty hard to fuck up popcorn, pop it, add salt and butter
simple as

[Anonymous No.19495626]

>>19495468
Do you know what shiggy diggy dog means?
>ISHYGDDT
>Flavacol
RUINED.
>Ingredients: Salt, artificial flavor, FD&C Yellow #5 Lake (E102) and Yellow #6 Lake (E110)
go back to the fucking fast food boards, tartrazine eater.

[Anonymous No.19495633]

>>19495577
I mean the serving the popcorn in a pool of butter flavoring. "Here's your soup, ass." I hated when we let our popcorn be self serve.

[Anonymous No.19495640]

>>19495613
so the question is, why is it tHe wOrSt with jalapenos, cayenne pepper, flavacol, clarified butter, and a tiny bit of old bay? sounds like you can't handle the spice, anon.

[Anonymous No.19495647]

>>19495626
>anons spergs so hard he has to Google what's in flavacol and list it out like anyone cares
Sad.

[Anonymous No.19495659]

>>19495590
4chan is loaded with military

[Anonymous No.19495666]

>>19495659
Yes, but we're taking about a fucking fighter pilot, you dolt.

[Anonymous No.19495681]

>>19495647
No, faggot, I read the ingredients YEARS ago and then tried to replicate it with finely ground kosher salt, turmeric and while it turned out the right color and consitancy of yellow, I couldn't get rid of the weird medicinal taste.
You couldn't buy a more FAKE seasoning.
While I'm all for the addition of the jalapeño slices, you absolutely fucked up by adding flavacol.
If you like that fake shit, fine, I hope you wash it down with diet soft drinks.
But don't try to pretend that you have some kind of "superior" result you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.19495686]

>>19495666
I know of at least one.
Guarantee there are more than 20.
You have no idea what military pilot culture is really like do you/

[Anonymous No.19495750]

>>19495681
>using Kosher salt and turmeric as a substitute for Flavacol
I SERIOUSLY shiggy hope you guys don't diggy this
>>19495686
>guarantee there are more than 20 fighter pilots on 4channel
based on what? your ass?

[Anonymous No.19495754]

>>19495590
an air force glowie introduced me to this website

[Anonymous No.19495761]

>>19495585
>invited to OP’s house
>as I near the door I detect a pleasant corn scent
>ring doorbell to let him know I’ve arrived
>As soon as I start to push down hear “Gonna take it right into the danger zone” play from a speaker
>OP opens the door, he’s wearing sunglasses indoors and his bare chest is glistening with jalapeño coconut oil
>living room is a giant sand pit with beach chairs and a volleyball net set up in the middle

[Anonymous No.19495765]

>>19495754
You must be trolling. Nobody's doubting welfare grunts on here. We're specifically talking about the variety who fly billion dollar machines at multiple Gs.

[Anonymous No.19495769]

>>19495750
You are a massive retard.
And your popcorn sucks.

[Anonymous No.19495780]

>>19495769
Yep, so fuck off and enjoy your turmeric popcorn and 2000s memes then lmao

[Anonymous No.19495801]

>>19495780
I made that fucking .gif 2 months ago, you puling midwit--also your reading comprehension is shit--I said I DON'T eat that on popcorn.
>lmao
KYS

[Anonymous No.19495814]

>>19495801

[Anonymous No.19495918]

>>19495341
I don't have to imagine it, OP, I'm living that life and it's everything you think it could be and more

[Anonymous No.19495927]

>>19495918
Based.

[Anonymous No.19495931]

>>19495341
Nobody uses coconut oil, theaters especially. What is this meme?
Just melt butter and salt it heavily before spreading it over the popcorn.

[Anonymous No.19495938]

>>19495931
>retard thinks you can pop kernels in butter
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19496082]

>>19495341
imagine eating popcorn.

[Anonymous No.19496091]

>>19495590
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.19496430]

>>19496091
enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.19497899]

>>19495590
They do.

[Anonymous No.19497903]

>>19495341
>melted ghee
its called clarified butter you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.19498765]

>>19495485
How much of his sweat do you think gets in the popcorn.