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19494791 No.19494791 [Reply] [Original]

>I'll never eat the bugs!!!
>*eats the water cockroaches*
How is this any better?

>> No.19494797

>>19494791
>I saw a meme once and it changed my life.
Fucking kill yourself you God damn ape

>> No.19494798

>>19494791
It’s not a bug you retard. It’s a crustacean.

>> No.19494834

This is a really funny thread, I definitely haven't seen it a million fucking times already

>> No.19494878

>>19494834
Didn't ask, cunt.

>> No.19494890

>>19494878
How come dinnae ye gang n jump fae a bridge ye wee boot?

>> No.19494898
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>> No.19494903

>>19494878
You're really funny and creative bro I've never seen this funny observation before, shellfish really DO look like bugs that's so crazy

>> No.19494955

>>19494791
because they look cute

>> No.19495023
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>>19494791
It just ain't a bug.

>> No.19495029

>>19494791
You're a stupid chimp

>> No.19495031

Freeze and cram

>> No.19495033

The water they live in naturally washes them so we're good.

>> No.19495042
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>>19494791
Eat the bugs and party, have fun ,loosen up

>> No.19495071

>>19494791
I'll eat your cock. Roach.

>> No.19495114
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19495114

These bugs in a tank at a grocery store were great, can't find them anymore...

>> No.19495127

>>19495114
Where are you at? I'm here in the southwestern desert, far from the sea and I see a tank full of lobsters every time I walk into the grocery store.

>> No.19495148
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19495148

idk why anyone wants to eat those on a frequent basis or at all, the flavor isn't that great. You're better off with surimi

>>19494898
even summer doesn't feel like classic summer anymore

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19495155

Well, you wouldn't wanna eat shrimp, crab, or lobster either, if they were skittering around underneath your refrigerator, or lived in sewage.

In the same vein, if grasshoppers are farmed somewhere sanitary, then eating them doesn't seem like the worst thing. It's hardly new; lots of cultures in East and South Asia eat bugs. French people eat snail. Our ancestors almost certainly relied on nutrients from bugs to one extent or another.

>> No.19495192

>>19495148

get yourself some chongqing whole shrimp and come on back when you got your brain turds squared away

>> No.19495220

>>19494791
>>19495155
It's not so much the actual grasshopper themselves. It's the fact that it's going to be pushed as some grand environmental solution, while the elites continue to eat gourmet foods. It's the total dystopian dehumanization that's coming, and the glee that they'll relish at forcing us to eat bugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

>> No.19495292

>>19495042
Revolting.

>> No.19495364
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Good times in the summer

>> No.19495367 [DELETED] 

>>19494791
You don't eat the eyes, guts and exoskeleton of a crustacean. Bugs, you eat the whole bug. You can't extract a rack of bug or a bug drumstick.

>> No.19495379

>>19494791
You don't eat the eyes, guts and exoskeleton of a crustacean. Bugs, you eat the whole bug from antennae to tarsal claw. You can't extract a rack of bug or a bug drumstick, that's the difference and why people shouldn't eat bugs you disingenuous troll.

>> No.19495386

>>19494791
Ye dinnae sloch th' een, guts 'n' exoskeleton o' a crustacean. Bugs, ye sloch th' hail bug fae antennae tae tarsal claw. Ye cannae extract a rack o' bug or a bug drumstick, that's th' difference 'n' how come fowk shouldn't sloch bugs ye disingenuous troll

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>>19495367

>> No.19495400

>>19495387
>>19495292
>Revolting
https://youtu.be/tHg6JJi1T94?t=423

>> No.19495412

>>19495400
https://youtu.be/ekLubiqU7eQ?t=354

>> No.19495427

>>19494791
Because we grew up eating water bugs. This generation will never embrace bugs or artificial meat, but the next generation will, people who grow up when these foods are readily accessible

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>> No.19495436

>>19495427
>it's just a generational thing
>get with the times, grandpa
No. And STFU about Maine Lobsters being povvo food.

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Yeah Maine lobsters suck they suck

>> No.19495643

>>19494791
Eat a cockroach and then eat a shrimp and then reevaluate your ability to think.

>> No.19495689

>>19494791
seafish has more microplastics than any other food, even drinking out of a broken water bottle gives you less microplastics than seafood does

>> No.19495705

Shrimp boats trawl ocean reefs and destroy whole ecosystems to get wild shrimp. I buy my shrimp farm raised.

>> No.19495821
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>>19494791
Meat, nigger
Terrestrial bugs ain't got no meat in em :(

>> No.19495828

>>19495042
YES LAWWWD
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT DAT PAPRIKA
YOU CAN SMELL IT THRU DA PHONE

>> No.19496491

There are people on this board that don't want to eat crustaceans because of the bugs meme
There are people on this board, that unironically think sloppa and goyslop are the same thing so they wont touch anything between Stew and Chili.

>> No.19496728

>>19494791
they actually taste good, shimple as is.

>> No.19496947

>>19494791
bugs use hydraulics to move instead of muscles, thus no meat on 'em

>> No.19496974

i've been eating so much fucking shrimp lately because I'm a pescatarian. I'm tired of it, but I can't think of an easier seafood protein

but anyways, idk. bugs seem like they would taste like poop and dirt and exoskeleton. It doesn't seem like a good time honestly.

>> No.19496988

>>19496974
scallops. But they’re expensive and kind of boring.

>> No.19497034

>>19496974
uhm, fish?

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>>19496947

>> No.19497839

>>19495220

so you'd still eat bugs, but only if bill gates ate bugs too?

because i'm pretty sure there are videos of him drinking water recycled from poo by some sanitation plants he funded for the developing world.

>> No.19497848

>>19495821
what a great show

>> No.19497970

>>19495379
>You don't eat the eyes, guts and exoskeleton of a crustacean.
You've never eaten the small shrimps?
Next you'll tell me you don't eat small fish whole.

>> No.19498029

i would be more open to bug meat if it could be shelled like lobster

>> No.19498461

>>19495828
Cajuns white folks and vietnamese, sweetheart, the blacks suck at boiling.

>> No.19499088

>>19498461
Jayvoo is a meme, I don't even like what he does. Everything comes out of a plastic container from Wal-Mart.

>> No.19499118

>>19499088
DASS FLAVOR. I GOT MY SODIUM FREE, SEE SODIUM FREE, BOIL BOOSTERS RIGHT CHERE. DUMP THOSE IN. NOW YOU KNOW I GOTS TA HAVE MY MINCED GARLIC. DASS FLAVOR

>> No.19499132

>>19495821
>>19497848
Watched the pilot for this show the other day. They had a huge house that was reduced by the 2nd episode. Didn't notice when I was a kid, but I guarantee the feedback about "how did a beat cop and an elevator operator (both black) get such a big home?" probably spread like wildfire. Verification not required

>> No.19499140

>>19498029
This

I'd be down to try a bigass scorpion or something if you could prepare it like you could shrinmp or lobster

>> No.19499249

>>19499132
True. Makes sense for a lawyer-then-judge like Uncle Phil from Fesh Pince to have a mansion, but not Carl Winsow.

>> No.19499269

>>19499118
NOW 'MEMBA. IF YOU AINT SNEEZIN' IT AIN'T SEASONED

>> No.19499316

>>19494798
>It’s not a bug you retard. It’s a crustacean.
Are pill bugs bugs? Yes? Then shut your whore mouth.
>But they're not true bugs
So? Bug basically is just a catch all for panarthropods, gastropods, and worms.

>> No.19499345

>>19494791
because it is
>noooo i want a reason
because

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>>19494791
show me where the meat is on a land bug.

>> No.19499675

>>19497970
>small fish whole.
nta but I'm popping whole fried smelt with the bones and heads as I type (although I gut them before cooking unlike most people/restaurants)

>> No.19499710

>>19494791
Aquatic arthropods contain meat, land ones are mostly just exoskeleton
What a retarded thread

>> No.19499737

>>19499132
>>19499249
probably a more boring reason like they reined in the set budget during/after the show approval process

>> No.19499742
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Land bugs are all shell and juice. A few even have guts. And very few of them have any meat, and the ones that do are absolutely shit like grubs.
Sea bugs have meat. Sea bugs are more akin to beef, than land bugs.

>> No.19500859

>>19494791
Contains meat, doesn’t produce slime to lubricate/protect itself, doesn’t eat trash, is cleaned constantly by salt water.

>> No.19500874

Well FIRST OF ALL AND LAST OF ALL
They're big bugs. So you can differentiate the meat from the POOP and BRAIN and SHIT and FECES and STOMACH and HEART and GUTS

>> No.19500888

>>19494791
Would you eat a rat/cat/monkey? All are a hundred times closer to cows and pigs then a shrimp is to a cockroach