/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19493950]

1 hour to eat this for $100k .. who u calling for help

[Anonymous No.19493953]

>>19493950
Nikacado of course. Shoenice in second. He just doesn't have the speed to keep up with cado.

[Anonymous No.19493980]

>>19493950
>help
no thanks. i got this

[Anonymous No.19493988]

>>19493950
I can ruin a week or two with my bowels suffering from eating that for 100k
There's not even any drinks so it should be pretty doable. Just painful and forced with all those half pounders

[Anonymous No.19494035]

Gérard Depardieu

[Anonymous No.19494046]

>>19493953
>nikocado
>after the first bite he spends the rest of the hour crying, screaming and throwing all the food away

[Anonymous No.19494056]

>>19493950
Picrel

[Anonymous No.19494062]

>>19493950
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

[Anonymous No.19494080]

Looks difficult but doable

[Anonymous No.19494098]

No, I could probably eat a burger, and maybe 6 nuggets, some fries and call it quit.

[Anonymous No.19494115]

>>19494098
I want to eat that nazi bitch’s pussy.

[Anonymous No.19494125]

>>19493950
can i have two or three furries i know do all the eating? i've been vegan since childhood and i think i'd decline because the unpleasantness would be with me for life

[Anonymous No.19494157]

About four years ago, McDonald's was selling 100 nuggets for $40 so I bought it and threw a movie night.
After, there were still 50ish nuggets leftover (they sold them in 5 boxes of 20 nuggets each; two were eaten as well as about half of a third) so I fridged'em. The next day, I had to do some shit or other around the house and my ho was visiting her mother in the islands so I was thankful I didn't have to cook anything to eat beyond some vegetables so I decided to heat the nugs up and eat them myself.
I simply could not do it in a single sitting. it took me just about the whole day, from wake-up to bed time, to work through them all as well as some fruit and veg.
tl;dr I couldn't possibly eat all that food in an hour and I don't know anyone to call with such a lack of self respect that they'd eat all of it for me.
I've no chance at that $100k and remembering how unwell all those nuggets made me feel, I wouldn't even want to try.

[Anonymous No.19494197]

>>19493950
>no sodas
I could probably manage this myself

[Anonymous No.19494243]

If the prize isn’t split? Matt stonie

[Anonymous No.19494300]

one of those competitive eaters or mukbang guy.
I then use my superior intelect to convince them to only take 20%

[Anonymous No.19494493]

Badlands chugs and LA beast

[Anonymous No.19494506]

i've been eating one meal a day for the past 10 years, maybe more
i think, yes, but i'd have to force myself to the end
just the fries + nuggets are already a full meal, not counting the tendies and 4 huge burgers

[Anonymous No.19494515]

>>19493950
Beardmeetsfood, I give him that and I'll take a chk sammich with 6 nugs and a whole fry

???

Profit

[Anonymous No.19494517]

That's honestly about half the size of the average order I get for myself at McDolan.

In one hour me and any average hungry guy can easily finish this.

[Anonymous No.19494529]

>>19493950
I could do it. I might puke, but I could do it.

[Anonymous No.19494819]

>>19493950
That's a fairly small amount of mcdonalds for one person

[Anonymous No.19494828]

>>19494035
but there's no pork

[Anonymous No.19494934]

>>19493950
>no sodas/shake
Easy solo.

[Anonymous No.19494951]

>>19493950
20 minutes. Double it. And share it with the neighbors. Proceed to put money toward buying the restaurant

[Anonymous No.19494956]

>>19493950
>chicken tendies
Not a regular item
>all day brefix
Can't get it anymore
>double quarter pounder deluxe
delicious, perhaps the best burger on the menu, but literal shit unless you eat it right away (like within a minute or two) because the fresh qp patty literally cooks the veggies

[Anonymous No.19495190]

>>19494115
>nazi
wat

[Anonymous No.19495286]

>>19494035
He hates fast food

[Anonymous No.19495291]

I just took an edible I don't need help.
I've got a big ass chicken club and a chicken tendie platter coming my way. I'm going to fucking crush that. And then I'm gonna make an ice cream float.
So you guys decide: Coke or Rootbeer?

[Anonymous No.19495296]

>>19495291
Coke always

[Anonymous No.19495306]

>>19495296
What if I shmix them? Cokebeer Float. Good idea or high idea?

[Anonymous No.19495373]

>>19495306
I can't endorse that as I've never tried it and Root Beer is a pretty kickin flavor on it's own. Might be delish. Might be a disaster.

[Anonymous No.19495539]

>>19493950
>help
heh

[Anonymous No.19495550]

>>19495291
do they drug test competitive eating? there must be cheat drugs for that shit

[Anonymous No.19495551]

>>19494157
around here 20pcs only just recently went from $5 to $6 (california)

where was it 100 for $40 4 years ago?

[Anonymous No.19495589]

>>19493950
This is basically doable alone for 100k. It sucks, but 100k. Almost any 2 adult men can do this while laughing at a 50k payday.

[Anonymous No.19495606]

>>19493950
if you tell me a week ahead of time
i would eat it all alone
fuck calling anyone else for help
give me a knife so i can cut the burgers into quarters

[Anonymous No.19495653]

>>19494157
Fast food is notoriously unstable after it's cooled and reheated. There are things you could have done like make a ghetto casserole with them or stir fry with chow mein noodles (that's what I'd have done), but just reheating them? No fucking way.

That said, it doesn't really have implications for eating them fresh because like I said, reheat is no bueno unless it's pizza or whole fried chicken pieces

[Anonymous No.19495660]

>>19495606
>will gobble down a months worth of calories in a single sitting
>refuses to get burger on his fingers

[Anonymous No.19495693]

>>19495653
they are perfectly fine after a short trip through the toaster oven or air fryer

otherwise mini chicken parms over spaghetti is my recook option

[Anonymous No.19495695]

>>19495660
no you stupid bitch
it's faster to consume it in smaller bites

[Anonymous No.19495694]

>>19493950
Stop speaking like that to be funny, it isn't you.

[Anonymous No.19495709]

>>19495695
Oh, I see. This must be you then.

[Anonymous No.19495974]

>>19493950
15min 400k its down np

[Anonymous No.19495994]

>>19495974
i could maybe do 10 depending on how much notice i had

[Anonymous No.19495995]

[Anonymous No.19496005]

>>19493950
Can't believe no one's said matt stonie yet

[Anonymous No.19496022]

>>19495995
must be the dumbass timeline, he was supposed to have the pepsi zero

[Anonymous No.19496392]

>>19495539
Based

[Anonymous No.19496401]

>>19496022
I want an asian gf so bad bros

[Anonymous No.19496471]

>>19494300
You’d think if I retreated into a fantasy world I would imagine a world where I wouldn’t be a 28 year old khhv that has never dated a woman

[Anonymous No.19496742]

>>19496471
Maybe you retreated into someone else's fantasy and are just a side character

[Anonymous No.19496798]

>>19493950
I'm like 90% sure I could do this on my own. I could crush the burgers in 10-15 minutes, but I'd need like 20-30 minutes to recover enough to have a chance to finish the rest.

If I have to also finish the sauces though I don't think I have a shot, that shit is so sweet and dense that 10 of those would make me puke.

[Anonymous No.19496845]

>>19493950
I can only really eat about 4000 calories in one sitting. that might be slightly over the limit

[Anonymous No.19496861]

>>19493950
I can probably eat half of that without puking.

[Anonymous No.19497012]

>>19493950
Just give me an edible

[Anonymous No.19497023]

>>19493950
Unless you are an American, this is literally impossible.

[Anonymous No.19497379]

>>19496798
bro the sauces are what would help you push those dry potato and chicken items down

[Anonymous No.19497387]

>>19494529
>>19493950
No puke clause, i would abosultely mouthfuck myself with everything picrel, damn the consequences

[Anonymous No.19497393]

>>19494819
Being fat is nothing to be proud of

[Anonymous No.19497397]

>>19494062
heh

[Anonymous No.19498143]

>>19493950
My brother who is 400 pounds and because I have no friends he’s the first person I thought of because I’m sure he eats a ton of food

[Anonymous No.19498207]

>>19493950
Help?
Nah... Im good.... thanks.

[Anonymous No.19498253]

>>19493950
A cardiologist, I should think.

[Anonymous No.19498257]

tzuyang

[Anonymous No.19498313]

>>19495190
ghetto southerners called her racist for shitting on excessively seasoned foods

[Anonymous No.19498353]

Chris Christie obviously, all my fat heroes are dead.

[Anonymous No.19498370]

>>19493950
>Invite friends
>We eat at a comfortable pace while chatting because an hour is a lot of time
>Give them a fake cost of the whole meal
>They reimburse their share
>Get prize
>Everyone's happy, especially me

[Anonymous No.19498394]

>>19498370
Spotted the German.

[Anonymous No.19498432]

>>19493950
im good chief

[Anonymous No.19498452]

>>19498353
This is way better than the gay "DeSanctus" shit

[Anonymous No.19498748]

>>19493950
An eighth of weed and a fifth of Sailor Jerry, sober I couldn't do it but drunk and high enough I'd demolish that

[Anonymous No.19498759]

>>19498370
>Congratulations you and your gay ass friends won the bug burger and beyond™chicken nuggets eating contest
>as reward you may now live in a pod that you can timeshare with your friends

[Anonymous No.19498763]

>>19494046
he also never even remotely comes close to finishing the food

[Anonymous No.19498817]

>>19493950
Help?

[Anonymous No.19499150]

>>19495660
Thats not a month thats like 3 days of calories. That whole thing cant possibly be more than 6000 calories.

[Anonymous No.19499154]

>>19499150
That's an eating disorder enthusiast from /fit/, it's a month of calories for them

[Anonymous No.19499250]

>>19493950
I wouldn't want to eat this amount of food but all this in a whole hour, this wouldn't be that hard. by the 15 minute mark I could have half of that done and slowly pace the rest over the next 45 minutes. If you had some sodas that would be a complete different story,

[Anonymous No.19499320]

>>19493950
Everyone who thinks they can do this without puking is delusional

[Anonymous No.19499346]

>>19499320
Of course you have to puke, gotta make room for the other half of it.

[Anonymous No.19499609]

>>19493950

[Anonymous No.19499622]

>>19499609
was waiting for this to get posted

[Anonymous No.19499647]

>>19499622
Why? It was posted all the way back in >>19494062

[Anonymous No.19499648]

>>19493950
I got just the guy

[Anonymous No.19499662]

>>19493950
flawed premise, that may be a lot of food for 2 average people but any 2 big guys could do it without having to push themselves

[Anonymous No.19499936]

>>19499647
Some people on here only looks at the pics.

[Anonymous No.19500032]

>>19493950
>who u calling for help
My dog.

[Anonymous No.19500163]

>>19493950
why does it look so much better than american mcdonalds. ours never looks like that and we don't have chicken strips either

[Anonymous No.19500219]

>>19493950
>all these try hards saying they could eat the whole thing
No one without any competitive eating experience could put down the whole thing. Probably get through a few burgers and some nuggets and call it a day.
I can eat a lot and realistically if I put my mind to it I could maybe finish off all the chicken nuggets and tenders and fries. Or maybe all of the burgers and sandwiches but no way in hell I could finish all of it in an hour.

[Anonymous No.19500380]

Tarrare

[Anonymous No.19500745]

>>19493950
How do the sauces work? Do I have to lick the container clean or just make a reasonable attempt to eat them?

[Anonymous No.19500955]

>>19500745
use your imagination

actually don't because what a waste of time that would be

[Anonymous No.19501017]

I'd happily eat this in much less time lol. Needs drinks though.
And they have to let me microwave it.

[Anonymous No.19501024]

>>19501017
the drinks are right there, in the sauce cups

[Anonymous No.19501143]

Who takes these stupid pictures?

[Anonymous No.19501175]

I take pictures of food for my own enjoyment, I don't post them

[Anonymous No.19502208]

>>19498759
Nice fanfic. Unfortunately, none of the shit you said is related to the original premise. Retard.

[Anonymous No.19502591]

>>19493950
No thanks

[Anonymous No.19504098]

>>19493950
weed and booze

[Anonymous No.19504554]

>>19501017
could you tho? those burgers are 1.5lbs of beef alone. quite a bit of fried chicken and fires left after that

[Anonymous No.19505330]

>>19493950
What, no apple pie?

[Anonymous No.19505484]

>>19493950
For $100,000?

I'm gonna feel queasy, but I guess I would

[Anonymous No.19505489]

>>19493950
Open heart surgery costs that much here in burgerland. No reason for me to do it.

[Anonymous No.19505504]

Myself
>you couldn't even eat half of
Know your place.

[Anonymous No.19505505]

>>19493950
Just my doctor afterwards
I'm not sharing the money
Do I have to use the sauces though? All those packages of sauces probably add 1000+ calories just that

[Anonymous No.19505519]

>>19500219
>I just couldn't heckin do it for 100k...
Jesus Christ and the 7 Gnomes...

[Anonymous No.19505561]

>>19500219
bro you have an hour. I am 165 and fit, and I used to order a double cheese burger, mcchicken, large fry, 10 nuggets, and a mcflurry when I binged on a cheat day, as a normal meal.

If I went in hungry after exercising, eating that would make me sick from all of the grease before full.

[Anonymous No.19505604]

>>19493950
That one asian competitive eater guy

[Anonymous No.19505625]

>>19505504
>you're under arrest!
>what's the charge?
>using things you paid for!
Euros are such cucks.

[Anonymous No.19506215]

>>19498353
>could it be you're... craving my McNuggies?

[Anonymous No.19506338]

>>19493950
My weed.

[Anonymous No.19506465]

>>19493950
I'm not a very big guy and I don't eat that much, and when I do I eat slow, but I could plow through that in 35 mins ez for 100kl
double the food and it might be hard

[Anonymous No.19506629]

>>19495550
i dont think anyone but the largest competitions would even care enough to test. obviously if you show up with red eyes, mouth hanging open they'd know you pre-gamed a bit too much but as for stuff like roids or whatever there's no way some one-off social media challenge restaurant has a way to check.

[Anonymous No.19506913]

>>19497393
Being a newnigger isn't either

[Anonymous No.19507678]

>>19493950
Help?

[Anonymous No.19507699]

>>19494062

[Anonymous No.19507715]

>>19505625
it's probably an old building without separate meters for each apartment so they just average out water use and include it in the rent

[Anonymous No.19508578]

>>19493950
>who u calling for help
My future wife

[Anonymous No.19508587]

pups gotta eat

[Anonymous No.19508721]

>>19493950
think i could do it myself in 20-30

[Anonymous No.19509033]

>>19494035
While he can finish a piglet in a few bites, OP ain't regional food he wouldn't even touch that crap

[Anonymous No.19509116]

>>19494243
This is a light snack for Matt lmao

[Anonymous No.19509138]

>>19495589
To adults sure, easy. One idk. This is the only food challenge that seems like a challenge without being outrageous.

[Anonymous No.19509142]

>>19496005
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.19509147]

>>19493950
I could down that myself no problem
>t. Bulimia enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.19509148]

>>19496798
The point is you finish in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.19509154]

>>19499662
Any two yeah. But it’s a food challenge and the question was rhetorical implying ur a loser who can’t finish it alone.

[Anonymous No.19509572]

>>19493950
gal sone

[Anonymous No.19510779]

>>19496471
That just means you were so tortured that this reality is a sweet relief

[Anonymous No.19510793]

>>19493950
some cici's pizza have a ~$500 pizza challenge where you and a friend have to eat a very large pizza without puking within an hour or so. seems very easy to win if both of you can eat a lot of food.

[Anonymous No.19510824]

>>19493950
There's only one veteran if a mission like that...

[Anonymous No.19510972]

>>19493950
Moviebob. He could solo this ez

[Anonymous No.19511020]

I've been working in a water treatment plant in basically the middle of nowhere and for five days out of the week the only food I have access to is a McDonalds that is specifically located to sell food to everyone that works there. I eat other stuff too on my days off, but for the past 15 years, 5 days a week I only eat mcdonald's, and I'm not fat or have high cholesterol (my company gives us random physicals and drug test) and my grandpa before me, who died in his 90s ONLY ate there; one of their first customers actually, he even met that Ray Crockerdude once.

I think the whole "diet" shit is bullshit as long as you're active....and I'm not even that active at work, I just do inspection and replace machinery and cables...like once a year. I mean, I'm on my feet for the whole shift but it's not hard work and I'm not exerting myself in any way. Shit, grandpa died because he fell in the shower, besides that he was tip top.

I don't know. I have a theory that men should break themselves hard. It's like the opposite of women. If you live hard you'll grow hard. Most doctors don't know what the fuck they're doing anyway. I've got a cousin that became an MD and he says it's all guesswork.

[Anonymous No.19511026]

>>19493950
That would take me 20 minutes or less. I rarely eat fast food because my welfare goes right back into my heart medication, but I crave it regularly.

[Anonymous No.19511045]

I think I could manage that for 100k, I'd never shit again, but I've seen challenges with more food than that.

[Anonymous No.19511228]

>>19493950
>who u calling for help
The guy at the desk, for when I want some dessert after this light meal.

[Anonymous No.19511447]

>>19493950
i would eat all of that for free just for the free mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.19512010]

>>19493950
>Help
Kek

[Anonymous No.19512025]

>>19494062
He made a fucking video about goomers being fat before he revealed his face he had the fucking guts to call everyone else on being obese because nobody knew how he looked like
He is the definition of a redditor

[Anonymous No.19512037]

>>19493950
>help
my friend...

[Anonymous No.19512780]

>>19493988
painful? i'd fucking rupture my stomach cramming all that shit down into it

[Anonymous No.19512813]

>>19493950
Let me solo her

[Anonymous No.19513717]

Rainer Winkler

[Anonymous No.19514068]

>>19493950
Didn't know we had McDonalds marketers on this board

[Anonymous No.19515629]

>>19513717
Such a nice guy and good friend will surely be willing to help.

[Anonymous No.19516461]

>>19511020
I've already thought of everything you said. I've tried expressing diets are all bullshit and it's about just not over eating and being active but I get shut down every time.

[Anonymous No.19516471]

>>19493950