ITT: Post extremely weird food

[Anonymous No.19492084]

Starting off with the limited edition Queen's Platinum Jubilee fish & chips.

[Anonymous No.19492086]

>>19492084
Fish fried in blue batter and chips fried in red oil. Then they add some mayonnaise to make it a Union Jack.

[Anonymous No.19492090]

>>19492084
What in the Sonic and Knuckles fuck

[Anonymous No.19492129]

>>19492084
I can smell the curry in the backroom of this picture.

[Anonymous No.19492133]

>>19492084
proper scran m8

[Anonymous No.19492306]

[Anonymous No.19492316]

>>19492306
At least they toasted the bun.

[Anonymous No.19493301]

>>19492306
Would be serviceable with some garlic and sweet chilli

[Anonymous No.19493318]

>>19492306
I've pulled more appetising things out of the engine bay of my car.

[Anonymous No.19493321]

>>19493301
No this would be a reason to beat the roach that fabricated this to death with his own kebab skewer, the whole thing, beating him with the glued together meat column till he bleeds out.

[Anonymous No.19493322]

>>19493318
Of course, engine compartment squirrel is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.19493349]

>>19492306
oh that's... wow

[Anonymous No.19493358]

>>19492306
you would start to feel hungry after 30 minutes max

[Anonymous No.19493377]

>>19492084
God British people just cannot fucking help themselves can they. It’s not even funny anymore it’s infuriating

[Anonymous No.19493718]

>>19492084
>>19492086
It's al perspective, if looks less disgusting in this picture.

[Anonymous No.19493721]

>>19493358
I don't know about that, I'd probably still be wanting to vomit at that point.

[Anonymous No.19493725]

>>19492084
>>19492306
These are the people making fun of Americans?

[Anonymous No.19493739]

>>19493725
https://youtu.be/ogfyJICT9aI

[Anonymous No.19493748]

>>19493718
anon it still looks ugly and the addition of the britbong does not help

[Anonymous No.19493759]

>>19493718
Why do all brit women have this half-retarded look about them?
Do they purposefully try to look stupid over there?

[Anonymous No.19493764]

>>19493759

[Anonymous No.19493787]

>>19493759
The royalty though having and keeping peasants low iq, inbred, and uneducated would keep them in check while the upper crust thrived. Well now with democracy the population is out of control and generations of inbreeding, drinking while pregnant, gene degradation, and slight mental retardation have set in.

[Anonymous No.19493799]

>>19492084
Mac & cheese w/ a can of tuna and some peas seems weird to me but I like it. On a good night I can even get a girlfriend to like it to when I jazz it up with some salt, and some peppers.
I'm the mystery man!

[Anonymous No.19493805]

>>19493764
this is a joke right, they don't dress up like this for a reason other than to impersonate slags?

[Anonymous No.19493816]

>>19493805
>>19493764
That looks like fat ass PC barbie shit.
Now with forced diversivication.

[Anonymous No.19493820]

>>19493805
I mean Jersey Shore Guidettes also exist and are also unironic.

[Anonymous No.19493823]

>>19493805
They're not dressing up, that's the joke, they're natural slags.

[Anonymous No.19493828]

So which ones were first, new jersey slags, long island slags, or britsh slags?

[Anonymous No.19493851]

>>19493718
Damn, that gangbang cop who was in the news a while back got fat.

[Anonymous No.19493872]

>>19493718
As shitty as that looks, it need some fries or whatever you euros call it to perk it up.
You Brits cant get anything right can you?

[Anonymous No.19493878]

>>19493872
Why are these fries so girthy?

[Anonymous No.19493879]

>>19493759
they are inbred essentially

[Anonymous No.19493901]

>>19493878
Because they came your girthy mum.

[Anonymous No.19493903]

>>19493878
They're funnel cake fries from a shitty fast food chain

[Anonymous No.19493907]

>>19493718
Is toothpaste illegal or something?
Maybe it's a consequence of drinking tea 12 times a day?

[Anonymous No.19493974]

>>19493759
Why do you think British men became the best sailors in the world?

[Anonymous No.19494058]

>>19493764
Whew this shit cured my hangover
they're not even being ironic and the one was walking backwards like a broken NPC

[Anonymous No.19494164]

>>19493787
>while the upper crust thrived
the royals were actually the most inbred

[Anonymous No.19494281]

>>19493907
Depends on what country your from, there was this shit from multiple central american nations where the toothpaste was aldutrated with weird shit, also mouthwash. Given what the US government has done to it's own citizens I wouldn't put it past them and I'm not a conspiracy nut.

[Anonymous No.19494340]

>>19493907
drinking orange juice after brusing your teeth should be illegal, that's guarenteed to pucker your lips

[Anonymous No.19494660]

>>19493805
Go out on the town in any English city and 100% of the women look like that

[Anonymous No.19494793]

>>19493764
Every.
Single.
One.

[Anonymous No.19495003]

>>19493321
You should respect kebab carvers, they are a pillar of modern takeaway here in Australia. Especially if they make their own sauces.

[Anonymous No.19495108]

>>19493764
they look like gyppos to me

[Anonymous No.19495203]

>>19493759
Alcoholic baby syndrome, unironically

[Anonymous No.19495628]

>>19494793
we all do things we regret but that doesn't mean you should brag about it

[Anonymous No.19495943]

>>19495203
Unironically, I think you're fuckin right.

[Anonymous No.19495970]

>>19492084
When you forget you ate that and have a shit youre going to think youre bleeding internally

[Anonymous No.19496305]

>>19495943
>>19495203
while they do have fetal alcohol syndrome that looks much different

[Anonymous No.19496857]

>>19493718
No, it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.19497036]

>>19492084
Why British folks are so weird?

[Anonymous No.19497058]

>>19493764
Is this cosplay? I can't honestly believe that britibongs get a boner from this.

[Anonymous No.19497076]

>>19492306
Fucking pakis…

[Anonymous No.19497083]

>>19493764
They all look like Amy Winehouse

[Anonymous No.19497182]

>>19493739
Why do they talk so funny?

[Anonymous No.19497218]

>>19493764
dibs on the butterface in the white dress.

[Anonymous No.19497241]

>>19493787
Why are Canadian English higher quality than homeland English?

[Anonymous No.19497360]

>>19493718
>ETT LOOKS LESS DESGOOOSTENG INNIT

[Anonymous No.19498008]

>>19497182
Malnutrition

[Anonymous No.19498047]

>>19492086
It's clever m8s. Execution could be better but can't knock the effort

[Anonymous No.19498084]

>>19497360
She isn't british right? She looks like that US cop who had the train ran on her.

[Anonymous No.19498124]

>>19493764
Huge bitch rushes out without looking at camera lmao

[Anonymous No.19498132]

>>19495003
kebab is the lowest of meats.
they feed this shit charging a premium to you while they laugh at you for being such fking degenerate and pathetic whites. turks themselves NEVER eat that shit. its served only to you idiots.

[Anonymous No.19498136]

>>19493718
holy shit it actually get even worse now

[Anonymous No.19498993]

>>19493322
Quiet!

[Anonymous No.19499308]

>>19493764
Is it wrong to be attracted to this?
I would rail them all hard and cum deep inside with no condom on

[Anonymous No.19499485]

>>19492084
is that lizzy in her box?

[Anonymous No.19499581]

>>19493764
no wonder your ancestors sailed across the world.
spices were obviously just a lie, considering your food and all.

[Anonymous No.19499882]

>>19492084

[Anonymous No.19500232]

>>19499882
I like the shadows on those peas

[Anonymous No.19500260]

>>19493718
well when you put that thing next to it i have to say it actually looks pretty damn good. i think that same principle is basically how females choose their friend group right?

[Anonymous No.19500283]

>>19493739
>jellied eels, jesus christ
british food is something else

[Anonymous No.19500308]

>>19493764
VGH the beavty of the English rose

[Anonymous No.19501993]

>>19493718

[Anonymous No.19502306]

>>19499882
why tf those peas upside down

[Anonymous No.19503167]

>>19493718
Don't lie.

[Anonymous No.19503200]

>>19497036
they couldn't handle the breakup with america, went into the insane-ex territory, and have acted irrationally ever since.

[Anonymous No.19503435]

>>19493764
They're pykeys.
Irish.

[Anonymous No.19503470]

>>19492084
I remember when star wars land came out there was an article about how nothing natural humans eat is blue and we're disgusted by it because our brains register it as mold or poison

[Anonymous No.19503485]

>>19493816
>m-muh forced diversity
>g-gotta shoehorn in muh /pol/shit
British women just love to get ridiculous tans and use obscene amounts of bronzer. All the women in the video are white.

[Anonymous No.19503501]

>>19499308
Yes it is wrong.

[Anonymous No.19503518]

>>19503470
Blueberries?

[Anonymous No.19503519]

>>19498084
Probably, I don't understand how any American could look British.

[Anonymous No.19503520]

>>19503518
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.19503541]

>>19499882
alright, I'll bite. obviously the pie+fries are lit from one direction, while the peas are lit from another. incredibly disorienting. are we thinking that they photoshopped the "peas" onto the plate? If so, why??? Did they take a picture of a plate with pie+fries+empty space, simply so that they could photoshop the peas on? Or did they take a picture of pie+fries (covering the rest of the plate), and superimpose the peas upon the fries? what a strange, strange image. Imagine them using their lasso tool to grab the "pile of peas" from the source image, then dragging and clipping it to size to fit the plate. all that, and they never noticed the mindbend escher twist effect. brits.

[Anonymous No.19503545]

>>19503518
Those are more purple/really dark blue

[Anonymous No.19503641]

>>19499882
>flipped the image vertically instead of horizontally
ngmi
but that looks like good food too

[Anonymous No.19504169]

>>19503470
>>19503518
I think what Anon is referencing is the idea that certain foods colored green or blue make you subconsciously associate it with mold or poison.
A blue colored drink isn't weird, but blue colored meat looks moldy and diseased.

[Anonymous No.19504190]

>>19503470
our brains only register it as negative because of conditioning, it's not genetic knowledge

[Anonymous No.19504710]

>>19492084
Is their lizard brain broken? Do they not get the warning from green or blue meat?

I guess I'm asking rhetorically, because this is a world where people like jack exist.

[Anonymous No.19505144]

>>19493764
Is this a recent thing? I remember jacking it to british milf nursing handjobs back in high school and they looked fine.

[Anonymous No.19505502]

>>19493764
2nd one wasn't that bad just looked dumb

[Anonymous No.19506232]

there are literally zero blue foods that look appetizing.
And no, blueberries don't count, they're purple.

[Anonymous No.19506238]

>>19499308
Stop asking 4channers how you should live your life. There are genuinely very few groups thay would so consistently give you such unbelievably shit advice. Go to a mental hospital and the vast majority of patients would be able to give you better advice than the people here.

[Anonymous No.19506243]

>>19506232

[Anonymous No.19506248]

>>19500283
I thought jellied eel was something made up for Sam & Max

[Anonymous No.19506257]

>>19506238
The question is rhetorical. I'm gonna feel how I feel no matter what some niggers on the internet tell me

[Anonymous No.19506268]

>>19493764
>British slags
They're obviously Irish gypsies you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.19506332]

>>19506257
That's what half the dipshits in this place think as they eat up ragebait being posted by rightwing groups looking to push a narrative

[Anonymous No.19506351]

>>19506332
What the fuck does this have to do with anything? Shut up, idiot.

[Anonymous No.19507168]

>>19493748
Show some respect - that's a Limey 8/10 take home to mum

[Anonymous No.19507206]

>>19500308
what does vgh mean

UGH?

[Anonymous No.19507242]

>>19503470
That blue thing looks like a dyed turd

[Anonymous No.19507256]

>>19506332
I wish I could convince you how retarded that sounded

[Anonymous No.19507265]

>>19507256
>t. a big dumb idiot

[Anonymous No.19508434]

[Anonymous No.19509403]

>>19495108
Pretty much. Only gyppos dress like this nowadays. Then again slags are slags regardless of the era

[Anonymous No.19509472]

>>19493759
I was courting an icelandic woman when I was younger that swore that the reason bri'ish women were so ugly was because all the good looking ones were taken by the vikings, leaving only the ugly cunts nobody wanted.
Poor bri'ish men...

[Anonymous No.19509481]

[Anonymous No.19509546]

>>19498084
You know America was founded by british people, right?

[Anonymous No.19509581]

.

[Anonymous No.19509639]

>>19509481
So why do people love this safe racism shit so much?

[Anonymous No.19509906]

>>19509639
No idea. I prefer regular racism.

[Anonymous No.19509910]

>>19509639
>safe racism
Cry about it you demented retard

[Anonymous No.19510052]

>this fucking thread

[Anonymous No.19510055]

>>19493718
It looks shit

[Anonymous No.19510056]

>>19493725
Its called envy

[Anonymous No.19510057]

>>19507206
Yes but more latin, so cooler. At least that why I think they do it.

[Anonymous No.19510058]

>>19493759
Because they're all heavily inbred and vikings took all their attractive women home with them

[Anonymous No.19510062]

>>19493764
They're all so fat and wide framed with linebacker shoulders, no wonder so many bongs love trannies when their women look like drag queens

[Anonymous No.19510080]

>potatoes
>flour
>blood
>mix it all together, form balls, stuff some pork inside
Yep, it's dinner time.

[Anonymous No.19510123]

>>19509581
>certified by the department
What department?

[Anonymous No.19510203]

>>19509581
I went to this place when I was in Vegas and it sucked. You get the same experience seeing the funny images of weird things online, and you don't have to deal with a Reddit tier attempt at a conspiracy theory story

[Anonymous No.19510251]

>>19510203
How did the food taste? What was the game about?

[Anonymous No.19510282]

>>19510251
There is no food. This is just art. The "game" is interacting with a bunch of terminals and papers in the back weird area and piecing together a disappearance. Standard conspiracy stuff. Very crowded and hard to get the story, plus you have to pay more on top of admission to get the real ending(s)

[Anonymous No.19510345]

>>19509581
Ambiguous blue chunks... Color me intrigued. I would buy one just to see what it tastes like.
>>19509639
I say we bring all racism back, but the good kind. Jokes and poking fun should all be back on the table for any and all races, but actual unhinged mentally ill racism like beating random Asian women or unironically hating blacks is retarded.

[Anonymous No.19510394]

>>19510282
So what are the "real endings"?

[Anonymous No.19510443]

>>19493764
Looks like the sort of holes you'd see night walking the Jersey Shore in like 1992
Just the absolute bottom of the barrel

[Anonymous No.19510447]

>>19503518
There's violet,and then there's "blue raspberry " blue

[Anonymous No.19510465]

>>19508434
>thumbnail: that looks tasty!
>zoom up: THE EYES! THE SCALES! WHAT IS THIS?

[Anonymous No.19510911]

>>19503485
>diversity propaganda forced fucking everywhere
>only muh /pol/ would be mentioning it
shut the fuck up you actual idiot

[Anonymous No.19510918]

>>19508434
very clever photoshop. :)

[Anonymous No.19510925]

>>19506332
the absolute colossal irony of this fucking post

[Anonymous No.19510933]

>>19509910
Why should he when you're already doing it for him

[Anonymous No.19511329]

>>19493718
Reminds me of a dude I used to know who kept a portrait of Keith Richards behind him in his office so he'd always look better by comparison.

[Anonymous No.19511429]

>>19492084
>Be Bong
>eat shit
>look like shit
What a fate,