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webm thread

>> No.19491698

i wish my gf looked at me the way she's looking at that borgir

>> No.19491703

>>19491690
The internet will be civilizations doom

>> No.19491706
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>> No.19491707

>>19491690
Tiktok is so awesome and healthy for people to be using everyday. I am glad that I am addicted to using my phone to the point where it interferes with making progress in my life.

>> No.19491724
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>>19491690
Fyi this dude is a wannabe Salt Bae from Romania named Alin Ciobanu, and runs a burger joint in Dubai

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>> No.19491734

>>19491690
>Frozen fries

>> No.19491751

>>19491698
Unsatisfied and possibly disgusted internally?

>> No.19491755

>>19491726
Fuck I thought that was a scone

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>> No.19491785

>>19491751
exactly

>> No.19491788

>>19491698
Slightly confused, socially concious, ashamed of being with me despite it being what she wanted

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>> No.19491796

>>19491782
Kinda impressive how it can just shit the solid chocolate out the top like that

>> No.19491798

>>19491733
How does he

choose the egg

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>>19491793
LA Beast never fails, he just succeeds in something he didn't intend.

>> No.19491800

>>19491788
No, like wondering what I am going to do with her middle school body later tonight and not giving me anymore of that shit 1000 yard stare in the middle of it.

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>>19491782

>> No.19491815

>>19491690
A burger should be small and simple, this ostentatious mess doesn't look appealing at all

>> No.19491832

>>19491793
average keto meal

>> No.19491836
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>> No.19491840

>>19491782
German fondue

>> No.19491845

how much lamb does your average burger eat a year?

>> No.19491849

>>19491836
The only webm in this thread with food that actually looks appealing.

>> No.19491850

>>19491845
Burger is a food you eat, burgers do not eat things.

>> No.19491853

>>19491690
The regret on that dumb cunts face

>> No.19491854

>>19491850
burger is a people

>> No.19491866

>>19491758
I wouldn't mind a slice of 'go 'za

>> No.19491877

>>19491796
I said the same thing about your mom

>> No.19491883

>>19491845
Really depends on the household. Lamb is very common and easy to find in the US though. My family ate it often

>> No.19491888

>>19491854
>a people
a people is black folks

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>> No.19491938

>>19491932
Wow, he invented the Hot Pocket.

>> No.19491942

>>19491767
ketochads...we won...

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>> No.19491953

>>19491932
Wait. Is cumin the only seasoning in this?

>> No.19492025

>>19491755
It is

>> No.19492041

>>19491724
Typical romanian stealing from a hard working turk as usual.

>> No.19492081

>>19491758
Who actually enjoys eating that much grease?

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>>19492081
me, problem?

>> No.19492110

>>19492105
Do better :(

>> No.19492120

>>19492110
i agree, it needs MORE grease

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>> No.19492208

>>19491798
egg choose the person

>> No.19492224

>>19491948
woah jack utilizing his second hand, its a god damn miracle!

>> No.19492232

>>19491733
For me, it’s the freak shooting raw eggs nonstop nobody ever mentions

>> No.19492237

>>19492149
>doesn’t zoom all the way into his mouth
Common, man.

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>>19492149

>> No.19492405

>>19491781
How high is that nigga?

>> No.19492430

>>19491845
Not a lot, I think the average is 2-3 times per year
I checked it's 1.4 pounds per person annually
It's sad because the US grows some of the best lamb in the world but it mostly gets exported to the Middle East
While the lamb in US markets is imported from Australia and it's shit

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>>19491690
Those fucking fistfuls of salt dropped on top afterwards

>> No.19492450

>>19492232
Holy fuck I've never seen him all these times wtf

>> No.19492456

>>19491781
>wasting wagyu on farm equipment

>> No.19492461

>>19491796
It's chili, anon

>> No.19492465

>>19491854
No

>> No.19492487

>>19491690
why are americans like this?

>> No.19492491

>>19491815
you're simple

>> No.19492502

>>19491758
there is such a thing as too much cheese.
Unless you have a garbage disposal for a digestive system, too much cheese will make you shit a hurricane

>> No.19492512

anyone got the black lady fucking up the korean food

>> No.19492530

>>19492149
fucking half-cooked bacon.
This retard just can't resist undercooking all meat.
He'd bite a cow if they couldn't outrun his retarded ass

>> No.19492540

>>19491758
looks like shit

>> No.19492544

>>19492330
i thought naruto was in old time japan with no electricity

>> No.19492551

>>19491781
There is nothing good in Atlanta.

>> No.19492585

>>19492149
I like to imagine he's slicing my nut sack with those knives

>> No.19492608

>>19492491
No u
Seriously though, a burger should be fast finger food, patties no more than 1/4lb each and no more than two. A massive burger with fries in the middle covered in cheese sauce goes against the spirit of what a burger should be, instead of a cheap sandwich it's an expensive main, and not a very good or interesting one.

>> No.19492614

>>19492544
it's really inconsistent, they have cell phones and shit too

>> No.19492657

>>19491724
That is a four person meal holy shit

>> No.19492666

>>19492657
>four
Are you American?

>> No.19492675

>>19492666
Ye. And I was lying I could easily eat that all to myself. But I wouldn't be eating (or shitting) for days afterwards

>> No.19492716

>>19491690
She looks dead inside.

>> No.19492719

>>19492041
You're thinking of Roma.

>> No.19492721

>>19491758
Those are too thin.

>> No.19492724

>>19492081
>>19492105
You're supposed to degrease your pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.19492726

>>19491781
Expensive, but she's worth it. Fine AF.

>> No.19492736

>>19491781
> Visit Atlanta
I would rather shit a roll of barbed wire.

>> No.19492813

>>19491832
>keto

>cookie dough
>nutella
>maple syrup
You don't know what keto is, do you.

>> No.19492825

>>19491781
Do you think she tipped?

>> No.19492826

can someone post the Brazilian pizza webm where he just flicks 3 olives on it afterwards?

>> No.19492871

>>19491706
Kek wtf is even happening here? Is he trying to deep fry styrofoam?

>> No.19492873

>>19491724
What is it with Romania that attracts these grift lords?

>> No.19492880

>>19492726
Kill yourself fag

>> No.19492890

>>19492871
Looks like frozen french fries. Ice crystals can cause splattering. Then he threw water on the fire which is the worst thing to do, you're supposed to put a lid on and use something like salt or baking soda to smother it.

>> No.19492918

>>19491796
>>19492461
It's a chocolate fountain that had some idiot put cold water into it

>> No.19492951

>>19492675
You should get your gallbladder taken out. I could eat that and not gain any weight because it'd slip n' slide straight out my asshole when I got up from the table

>> No.19492953

>>19492880
God what a fucking original comment. The OP will definitely marvel at your new and innovative jab, and definitely won't miss your reply outright because you did the modern 4chan equivalent of posting 'no u'

>> No.19492988

>>19491726
>fried eggs and fried chicken
>doesn't even attempt to cut the 'skit
food network used to have standards

>> No.19492991

>>19492544
>>19492614
It's clearly a gas stove.

>> No.19493014

>>19492873
Many confuse Romanians with Roma and Gypsies.

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>>19491690
.

>> No.19493024

>>19492530
most bacon is fine to consume without touching heat

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>> No.19493038

>>19491781
Did she tip?

>> No.19493040 [DELETED] 

>>19492813
cry more lardo

>> No.19493055

>>19491781
Everything in this webm is unattractive.

>> No.19493058

>>19491782
diarrhea machine

>> No.19493059

>>19492330
Japs always over animate the dumbest shit. wow he's frying up an egg, better make it dramatic.

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>>19493059
that's his otouto. he needs that perfect egg

>> No.19493068

>>19492530
I like bacon when it has a bit of crunch, but that looks perfectly cooked.

>> No.19493096

>>19491781
>wasting $800 on a street corner hooker tier basic bitch nigger
could of save $500 if you just get a criglist whore

>> No.19493125

>>19493029
OH GOD I'M CUMMING!
*sprays all over hot dog*

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>> No.19493166

>>19491690
That girl does not want to be there.

>> No.19493172

>>19493129
I'm not a vegan but watching this makes me sad

>> No.19493178

>>19491781
TWO SNICKERS??

>> No.19493183

>>19492991
what about the clear plastic egg carton

>> No.19493193

>>19493023
is that The King?

>> No.19493204

>>19493129
Horrifying industrial sadistic nightmare.
>inb4 vegans cringe

>> No.19493208

>>19493204
cows wouldn't feel bad for you though. mostly because they're women and can't build factories

>> No.19493210

>>19491853
>>19492716
>>19493166
That is the 1000-yard star of white-hot lust

>> No.19493214

>>19493204
I don't think that dead carcass can feel pain.

>> No.19493229

>>19493183
SURLY-NO-JUTSU: MINIATURE FORT

>> No.19493238

>>19491836
absolutely häram

>> No.19493240

>>19493059
It's rotoscopy. Someone act the scene, then animators animate it.
It always looks uncanny.

>> No.19493245

>>19492871
Oil fire. Putting water in burning oil makes the water evaporate from below and expose the oil to more oxygen, making it burn harder. Do not pour water on oil fires.

>> No.19493262

>>19491707
"everyday" is an adjective; you mean "every day".

>> No.19493270

>>19493129
>3d scans your carcass
>nothin personell kid

>> No.19493305

>>19491690
>titok
no thanks

>> No.19493328

>>19493129
That's what I wanna be when I grow up
>t. 40 years old boomer

>> No.19493333

>>19491726
Why did he pour vomit on the biscuit?

>> No.19493337
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>> No.19493343

>>19492951
retard

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>>19493023
Dude looks like he lost a lot of weight. Good for him.

>> No.19493350

>>19491836
i like georgy

>> No.19493363

>>19493346
there's about 3 months' worth of diarrhea in that vid

>> No.19493371

>>19491781
Is this just black people trying to do a fancy restaurant? The presentation on those dishes looks like dogshit. It’s as if you asked a child to create what he thinks fine dining is

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>>19491781
>faux rich interior
>glass is too big and looks cheap
>pop made out of same thing its swimming in is redundant and baffling
>freshly squeezed lemon lmfao
>dipping bowl takes up most of plate, actual food shoved to the side
>gold steak
>embarrassing theatricality
>most basic looking sundae ever once again in oversized vessel
>two full sized candy bars you can get at a gas station
>$741

>> No.19493422

>>19493346
fifth best cuisine in the world according to taste atlas

>> No.19493442

>>19492918
I think it might be poo.

>> No.19493445

>>19492232
WTF!!!
Also that nigga ate 5 raw eggs on camera but who knows how many eggs he slurped off camera

>> No.19493448

>>19492105
Yeah, heart problem

>> No.19493461

>>19491781
>3 flavours of ice cream
>2 bars of fucking snickers
>whipped cream out of a can
>chocolate syrup
>canned cherries
That’d be sixty-five dollars, sir.

>> No.19493465

>>19493129
I never thought the guys risking their whole arms in those cutters was something that made the process way less depressing to look at

>> No.19493525

>>19491724
>disgusting, tacky excess wrapped in fake enthusiasm
>Dubai
It scans.

>> No.19493546

>>19493337
mhmmmm holocaust chicken

>> No.19493574

>>19493346

Cleaning kitchenware is overrated

>> No.19493616

>>19491782
Is that meat sauce?

>> No.19493683

>>19493129
God I wish that were me

>> No.19493687

>>19491690
Food waste like this infuriates me

>> No.19493704

>>19493337
Bruh. Man just needed to heat the barrel not create a mininova. You can cook up a decent bird with radiant heat like that if you don't go overboard. Bit of charcoal around the base and a scoop on top. Not a bonfire.

>> No.19493707

>>19492608
Dubai food isn't food, it's a grift pulled on people with vastly more money than sense or taste

>> No.19493711

>>19491724
I can maybe understand the burger being that size if it's shared between 6 people or so (and this is coming from a fatass with like 40% body fat). But ruining the fucking bun by shoving those fries in the middle like guy fieri's hair is just idiotic and ruins both the bun and the structure of the burger.

>> No.19493756

>>19491782
fine dining in the bog of eternal stench

>> No.19493768

>>19493262
thanks i'll remember that
now fuck off back to lit autist

>> No.19493775

>>19493707
Dubai in general is a grift pulled on people with more money than sense. If I'm going to go to some desert shithole, I'd much rather go to Egypt, Israel, Jordan, somewhere with historical places and natural beauty, not the most soulless boring globohomo car centric city on the planet.

>> No.19493807

>>19492330
>Rotoscoping someone making eggs
Why?

>> No.19493848

>>19493775
>>19493707
Dubai is what would happen if you magically transformed Donald Trump into a city.
It's tacky, it's excessive, it's got hundreds of scams, and no one with any real class wants anything to do with it

>> No.19493913

>>19491706
Everything about this is perfection. Still makes me laugh after all these years.

>> No.19493987

>>19491706
I love how the pot has perfect comedic timing. It holds a perfect beat before bursting into flames.

>> No.19493996

>>19491724
I like that he looks so happy. I hope he can get some money from super rich Arabs.

>> No.19494002

>>19493129
That's fucking rad.

>> No.19494145

>>19493546
Smoked Jew is my favorite

>> No.19494163

>>19491948
Holy shit I already wanted to say something about that retarded contraption that does everything a normal grater does, but more complicated, but then I remembered that one half of Jack died of retardation and he can't use one hand and this thing actually enables him to still grate the potatoes with a non-working hand.
Why don't they make informercials with the kind of people that are the actual target audience?

>> No.19494165

>>19492041
>hard working turk
Oxymoron

>> No.19494169

>>19493129
This can't be faster than an actual human doing it

>> No.19494200

>>19491706
The fact that he thought he could sneak up on the oil is what always gets me

>> No.19494220

>>19491724
I knew they were Romanian just from the haircut of the kid into he middle

>> No.19494248

>>19494169
It can do that 24h/day 7 days a week for free though

>> No.19494272

>>19494248
Shift workers can do that, too. And electricity and maintenance is not free, btw.

>> No.19494279

>>19492991
is it a gas refrigerator too?

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>>19491706
>the way he gives the pot a little shake like he's going to toss it after it's already come aflame

>> No.19494380

>>19492232
Whoa I have never noticed that. He's really powering them down too.

>> No.19494410

>>19491782
I love how I'm not sure if this is chili or dried out chocolate sauce.

>> No.19494418

>>19491781
I was like "wow this bitch is insane spending so much, but hey its her money".
At the end the caption with the bill:
>MAKE HIS POCKETS HURTTT

death to all simps

>> No.19494435

>>19494410
It's neither
It's seized chocolate, someone put cold water in and that water separated the cocoa fats from the cocoa powder and sugar

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>> No.19494536

>>19492232
This is like that psa where you just follow a regular highschooler's life but in the background a different kid is planning a school shooting and you don't notice him

>> No.19494540

>>19491781
The trashiest webm on /ck/

>> No.19494546

>>19494279
Chakra powered refridgerator. They've imprisoned the 201 tailed ice mouse in there to keep it cool.

>> No.19494585

>>19493337
LMAO I knew immediately that's what was going to happen. That's basically the same way you create activated charcoal, except you would put wood inside instead of meat.

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>>19491690
Pontificate the aroma of fecid flatulence from a diet of excessive cheese and bovine patties blending with the smell of her plump, sweaty thighs accented by a delicately tangy smell of bacterial flora developed by infrequent washing

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>>19494638
Consider the following

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>>19494644

>> No.19494675

>>19492502
thats because your gut isnt used to a high fat diet. Just deal with the shits once or twice and then it'll stop happening. Unless yoyre lactose intolerant i guess.

>> No.19494740

>>19491836
I make a lot of meat dishes in the same way.

>> No.19494752

>>19491724
>>19491690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpLmYSpLrQc
Love this lil' gipsy

>> No.19494759

>>19491733
>filthy brown guy behind a wall
Thank you, President Trump for making America great again

>> No.19494775

>>19493337
the heat from the barrel incinerates the chicken

>> No.19494778

>>19494759
No problemo

>> No.19494783

does anyone know of any baking sheets that dont have a coating and are dishwasher safe?

>> No.19494790

>>19491690
Do Yuros really?!

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>>19494783
i use a cookie sheet

>> No.19494842

>>19491948
Unstoppable.

>> No.19494859

>>19491840
kek

>> No.19494978

>>19494629
The fondue machine had enough of his shit

>> No.19494981

>>19494812
I went with https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0049C2S32/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

its surprisingly difficult to find one without a nonstick coating.
these say to not put them in the dishwasher but just because they can be discolored from the soap.

>> No.19494985

>>19494981
your cookies aren't racist they don't care what color they're cooked on

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>>19494638
Based aroma enjoyer

>> No.19495137

>>19494981
I use those ones too, the thickness is nice

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>> No.19495171

>>19495137
that makes me feel better, I bought some other pans that I threw out because theyd warp in the heat

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>>19491690
food related webms only

>> No.19495179

>>19495173
Only a fag, a woman, or a kid would react like that

>> No.19495183

>>19495171
Thicker pans warp less, which is why I got them
I was sick and tired of cheap, thin sheets warping and making horrible sounds in the oven

>> No.19495195

>>19492871
Pot too small and he probably filled the oil too high, so when he added the frozen fries the water reacted and caused it to overflow thus starting the fire.

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>>19495183
i love my thin warped pans, but i dunno what the fuck its making noise for. do you run it on convection mode?

>> No.19495221

>>19493407
you gotta teach me about the finer things

>> No.19495230

>>19491781
This whole thing just made me feel bad for the cow
That cow deserved better

>> No.19495240

>>19495230
I don't know, sounds like she has a nice man.

>> No.19495241
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>>19491690

>> No.19495242

>>19493422
Indian food can be good as long as you make sure no Indian has been anywhere near it.

>> No.19495243

why is every webm thread just ragebait

>> No.19495248

>>19495240
nice lmao

>> No.19495254

>>19495241
damn your black heart sally struthers

>> No.19495259
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>>19495243
i can watch all the nice stuff elsewhere. 4chan is where i get condensed angry stuff.

>> No.19495264

>>19495212
>that webm
GGGGRRRRRRRAARAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19495289

>>19495212
It would make noise when it went from one shape to the other, since the heat changes the shape (which is why/how they warp)

>> No.19495295

>>19495212

I use banana peels to masturbate sometimes. it feels like a warm wet vagina lol. I think monkeys probably do this in the wild as well.

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>>19495243

>> No.19495314
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one day i will try you, au pouvoire

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>>19495175

>> No.19495343

>>19495335
she did the right thing by putting it in the sink, but it might have been smarter to throw that shit out the window.

or maybe i'm braindead and it would have been smarter to put a lid on the top?

>> No.19495357

>>19495343
>smarter to put a lid on the top?
Yes, it'll contain the fire and go out after burning up most of the oxygen in the pot

>> No.19495362

>>19495357
Actually that might not be a good idea if you have a glass lid that could shatter. Throw something non-flammable like salt or baking soda (not powder) on it if that's the case

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>> No.19495375

>>19495314
JFC don't do it that way, that's a terrible method

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>> No.19495382

>>19494169
>>19494248
>>19494272
1. electricity is 13 cents/kWh while your average meatpacking worker gets paid over $15/hr and gets icky nasty stuff like "health insurance" and "workman's comp"
2. People make mistakes and shave off extra meat when they're tired or otherwise make suboptimal cuts, robots never get tired and any poor cuts are fixed by updating software.
3. Company liability premiums go way down the less people you put at risk
4. Meatpacking is a dying industry among millennials and below so you can't count on a constant influx of ready and willing human labor.

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>> No.19495389

>>19495254
Ahaha!

YES!

>> No.19495396

>>19493129
At least this means no migrants have to be hired.

>> No.19495403

>>19495259
>STROGGIFICATION

>> No.19495406
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>>19495396
i mean with a machine that brutal i'd be willing to do an hours cleanup for ~$40 but migrants would do it for the discards

>> No.19495408

>>19493346
They don't believe in gloves, do they?

>> No.19495417

>>19495179
well apparently men react like that too

>> No.19495418

>>19495408
only on their non-shit hand.

>> No.19495425

>>19495368
thats incredble design but bad integrity if its so maleable

>> No.19495429

>>19495425
I don't understand the difference. If it was designed to not explode wouldn't malleable be good, like how a car is designed to withstand collisions keeping the contents safe?

>> No.19495431

>>19493346
OMG I LOVE ETHNIC FOOD XD

>> No.19495435

>>19495429
the shape of the bottle changes very quickly so it has low structural integrity. however this means it wont blow up when you drop it since its able to change shape to compensate for the force of hitting the ground/table/hydraulic press you dropped it on

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>>19494546
god damn did I chortle

>> No.19495471

>>19495368
this really irritated me that it took so long to break.

>> No.19495478

>>19495368
This webm makes me sad, it's soda pressing.

>> No.19495514

>>19492825
black people are just like japanese people. they don't know what tipping is

>> No.19495534

>>19492081
Chicago pizza is not greasy. Because the cheese is on the bottom, you can't drown the entire pie with oil like they do in NY.

>> No.19495537

>>19491781
>S'alt Baevon

>> No.19495544

>>19495383
Christopher Walken finally lost his mind entirely, huh?

>> No.19495553
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>>19495514
i will say blacks no tip the most of any race. but i got lucky and guy who used to play for the miami heat came to our restaurant every few months and asked for me. i served for his moms birthdays for a couple years
but he still wasn't the best tipper. some big asians, i didn't ask where they were from, had the biggest tip, but they were the biggest party, two days in a row.

>> No.19495558

Does anyone here actually post webms about serious recipes or food that is actually edible?

I always see the same disgustings webms, meme food, worthless influencer tiktoks. Or Indian unhigienic food.

For once I would like to see something that actually looks good or make me slobber because it could look delicious.

>> No.19495564

>>19495558
stop redditspacing. paragraphs exist

>> No.19495568

>>19495564
Make me.

>> No.19495571

>>19495553
they were probably koreans since they are more open to tipping culture

>> No.19495582

>>19495568
just did

>> No.19495632

>>19495406
did the house burn down? seems like the box wouldn't erupt into flames to do any damage

>> No.19495644

>>19491781
This guy is absolutely brainless if he pays for the whole thing.

>> No.19495654

>>19492953
Cry more nigger lover

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>> No.19495704

>>19491782
This gif cleansed the curse given by the previous one

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>>19495478

>> No.19495739

>>19491698
That's the look of crippling autism

>> No.19495742

>>19495696
So much wasted meat
So much shit still inside

>> No.19495772

>>19491932
The thumbnail looks like a picture I once saw in a textbook about Plato's allegory of the cave.

>> No.19495781

>>19491932
/tg/ FUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

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>> No.19495913

>>19491932
Hey! I made that webm!

>> No.19495919

>>19493333
White gravy with sausage mmm it looks soooo fucking good

>> No.19495932

>>19495335
Why are they recording this?

>> No.19495950

>>19495788
Women aren't funny

>> No.19496011

>>19495165
My stomach hurts =S

>> No.19496046

>>19495383
And now back to Dragonball

>> No.19496058

>>19495406
"Not my problem"

>> No.19496075

>>19495950
>Women aren't funny

Conservatives aren't funny*

>> No.19496087

>>19491758
Giordano's is pretty good

>> No.19496149

>>19492502
you are brown

>> No.19496166

>>19492544
they had scoreboards in chunin exams and I feel like the leaf village is covered in pipes and wires.
seems like its pretty modern tech outside of motors and guns.

>> No.19496219

>>19496087
if youre in chicago try to hit up pequods pizza

>> No.19496223

>>19496166
In a couple pages of a manga there are actually guns. They aren't used if I remember correctly but they are confirmed to exist.

>> No.19496247

>>19496075
I do believe some women are conservatives too I suppose.

>> No.19496345

>>19496247
kek

>> No.19496356

>>19493129
Someone post the reversed version

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>>19495403

>> No.19496426

>>19494632
What is going on here

>> No.19496451

>>19494169
Other people already answered but something they didn't touch on is articulation. There are some cuts/maneuvers that humans can't do because of weaknesses like "joints" where a robot with a much freer range of motion might actually be able to accomplish cuts faster with movements that humans can't actually do.

>> No.19496454
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>> No.19496456

>>19496426
Snack time at work.

>> No.19496854

>>19495165
are these people fucking serious? a civilisation for over 5000 years and you are still dishing out dirty brown soup with your hands?

>> No.19496883

>>19495408
They don’t believe in toilet paper either

>> No.19496889

>>19495553
Am I the only one who would be very scared of instantly slices two fingers off by briefly touching that saw

>> No.19496954

>>19495478
Very good anon

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>>19496889
chainmail gloves
you have a split second

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>>19496854
They focus most of their time and energy on things that matter, like pedicure.

>> No.19496991

>>19496889
Yeah the worst is chicken packing I had a physics teacher in high school who watched a guy get his thumb sucked out into the machinery

Someone bought that chicken and got a thumb

For the record, I got banned from reddit like a decade ago for telling sous vide faggots not cook the meat in the packaging because it could be full of thumbs or rat parts or whatever but apparently that's bullying
I know mentioning pleddit is verbotten particularly right now however I need to stress telling zleddint fans to not eat human thumbs was and presumably still is a bannable offense

This summer's gonna be a rough'un

>> No.19496992

>>19496969
Those don't look chainmail to me. If only the 3rd world had qvc we could stop so many injuries.

>> No.19497016

>>19492825
Did you even watch it? Mandatory 18% tip at the end.

>> No.19497028

>>19497016
>Mandatory tip
Why are Americans so greedy.

>> No.19497032

>>19496982
Jesus Fucking Christ why do you have to noootice at that level I don't own enough alcohol

>> No.19497044

>>19495478
Nice.

>> No.19497081

>>19491781
God, I want to treat a Nerubian queen to some luxurious dinner.

>> No.19497087

>>19495644
This is nothing if you have hundreds of millions in your bank account.

>> No.19497103

>>19495212
>Americans_at_birth.webm

>> No.19497124

>>19495478
FUCK YOU

>> No.19497156

>>19495553
You sound like a greedy faggot.

>> No.19497165

>>19495558
sorry can't post a picture of my dick

>> No.19497166

>>19495406
I hope if the house caught on fire the dog was ok.

>> No.19497197

>>19495932
If it's not being recorded, people can't prove they themselves exist.

>> No.19497202

>>19496991
Great, we get reddit's schizo runoff. How lucky.

>> No.19497351

>>19496149
you are a lying retard

>> No.19497362

>>19497028
>Why are Americans so greedy.
(((Americans)))

>> No.19497370

>>19493407
Making ice cubes the same as the drink is a technique for keeping the drink cool without diluting the flavor.
Learned this from an episode of Good Eats and I wonder if that's where they got the idea from.

>> No.19497384

>>19491781
> None of the customers tip

>> No.19497394

>>19491836
> "goat"

That's an Irish Setter and you're not fooling anyone.

>> No.19497435

>>19493129
Imagine if you were human and this happened to you.

>> No.19497448

>>19496454
>wtf why am I being laid off?
>i worked so hard!
>i served 3 customers today

>> No.19497455

>>19491690
>zoomer retards reaching obesity before puberty

>> No.19497509

>>19493346
>the hand politely asking for the food
:c

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>>19493129

>> No.19497588

>>19497448
It's probably a tourist attraction and earns more. Like those ice cream vendors in Turkey who mess with a customer for a couple minutes.

>> No.19497668

>>19495696
I like the feces that streams out of it

>> No.19497836

>>19491733
I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

>> No.19497838

>>19497156
nah. nigs just make the biggest mess and don't tip. i don't care if you don't tip, but also making me clean up after you? you arr rook same but i'll remember you. they're somehow messier than toddlers and old farts with parkinsons, dropping and spilling food, letting their kids run around and climb shit. fucking jungle animals

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>>19492826

>> No.19497852

>>19497846
whats the yellowish stuff he put on right after the tomato paste? rice, cheese?

>> No.19497877

>>19497846
Every time I see this I notice more and more horror, but the cheese and mayonnaise left without temp control is still the crowning violence to me

>> No.19497881

>>19497852
Chicken

>> No.19497886

>>19492330
>cooking a single egg at a time
I-Itachi sempai...

>> No.19497890

>>19494632
This is how I fed the dogs at the pound wtf

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>>19492330
>yuo will never have an akatsuki apron

>> No.19497935

>>19495368
Look at that horny bitch take her top off right before she blows

>> No.19497956

>>19495788
Imagine being such a loser that you get angry about this. I just closed the video.

>> No.19497966

>>19497956
imagine being so angry you can't finish the video.

>> No.19497999

>>19493346
why do Indians think doing something "fast" like a fucking idiot makes it better?

>> No.19498006

>>19497966
I just don't watch Tiktok videos because I'm not a zoomer.

>> No.19498145

>>19497956
Imagine being such a faggot that you don't get angry when food is being wasted.

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>>19494521

>> No.19498238

>>19495696
imagine the smell of burned feathers and pigeon shit

>> No.19498391

>>19491938
That's a stromboli

>> No.19498429

>>19495788
That's a man

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>>19492430
You shut your fucking hole, cunt. Fucking yanks going on about everything other than fried chicken tastes "gayme". Meat should have flavour.

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>>19493023
nigga looks like Zoidberg.

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>>19497891

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>>19495478

>> No.19498667

>>19493129
I know I'm supposed to be mortified, but I find the well thought-out logistics and advanced technology much more intriguing, something to take pride in as a people; we have so efficiently improved food processing.

>> No.19498672

>>19493346
imagine the thousands of parasitic worm eggs under that dudes' nails.

>> No.19499153

>>19495788
Sounds like she has father issues.

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>>19498612