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webm thread

>> No.19491698

i wish my gf looked at me the way she's looking at that borgir

>> No.19491703

The internet will be civilizations doom

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>> No.19491707

Tiktok is so awesome and healthy for people to be using everyday. I am glad that I am addicted to using my phone to the point where it interferes with making progress in my life.

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Fyi this dude is a wannabe Salt Bae from Romania named Alin Ciobanu, and runs a burger joint in Dubai

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>> No.19491734

>Frozen fries

>> No.19491751

Unsatisfied and possibly disgusted internally?

>> No.19491755

Fuck I thought that was a scone

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>> No.19491788

Slightly confused, socially concious, ashamed of being with me despite it being what she wanted

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>> No.19491796

Kinda impressive how it can just shit the solid chocolate out the top like that

>> No.19491798

How does he

choose the egg

>> No.19491799
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LA Beast never fails, he just succeeds in something he didn't intend.

>> No.19491800

No, like wondering what I am going to do with her middle school body later tonight and not giving me anymore of that shit 1000 yard stare in the middle of it.

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>> No.19491815

A burger should be small and simple, this ostentatious mess doesn't look appealing at all

>> No.19491832

average keto meal

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>> No.19491840

German fondue

>> No.19491845

how much lamb does your average burger eat a year?

>> No.19491849

The only webm in this thread with food that actually looks appealing.

>> No.19491850

Burger is a food you eat, burgers do not eat things.

>> No.19491853

The regret on that dumb cunts face

>> No.19491854

burger is a people

>> No.19491866

I wouldn't mind a slice of 'go 'za

>> No.19491877

I said the same thing about your mom

>> No.19491883

Really depends on the household. Lamb is very common and easy to find in the US though. My family ate it often

>> No.19491888

>a people
a people is black folks

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>> No.19491938

Wow, he invented the Hot Pocket.

>> No.19491942

ketochads...we won...

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>> No.19491953

Wait. Is cumin the only seasoning in this?

>> No.19492025

It is

>> No.19492041

Typical romanian stealing from a hard working turk as usual.

>> No.19492081

Who actually enjoys eating that much grease?

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me, problem?

>> No.19492110

Do better :(

>> No.19492120

i agree, it needs MORE grease

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>> No.19492208

egg choose the person

>> No.19492224

woah jack utilizing his second hand, its a god damn miracle!

>> No.19492232

For me, it’s the freak shooting raw eggs nonstop nobody ever mentions

>> No.19492237

>doesn’t zoom all the way into his mouth
Common, man.

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>> No.19492405

How high is that nigga?

>> No.19492430

Not a lot, I think the average is 2-3 times per year
I checked it's 1.4 pounds per person annually
It's sad because the US grows some of the best lamb in the world but it mostly gets exported to the Middle East
While the lamb in US markets is imported from Australia and it's shit

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Those fucking fistfuls of salt dropped on top afterwards

>> No.19492450

Holy fuck I've never seen him all these times wtf

>> No.19492456

>wasting wagyu on farm equipment

>> No.19492461

It's chili, anon

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>> No.19492487

why are americans like this?

>> No.19492491

you're simple

>> No.19492502

there is such a thing as too much cheese.
Unless you have a garbage disposal for a digestive system, too much cheese will make you shit a hurricane

>> No.19492512

anyone got the black lady fucking up the korean food

>> No.19492530

fucking half-cooked bacon.
This retard just can't resist undercooking all meat.
He'd bite a cow if they couldn't outrun his retarded ass

>> No.19492540

looks like shit

>> No.19492544

i thought naruto was in old time japan with no electricity

>> No.19492551

There is nothing good in Atlanta.

>> No.19492585

I like to imagine he's slicing my nut sack with those knives

>> No.19492608

No u
Seriously though, a burger should be fast finger food, patties no more than 1/4lb each and no more than two. A massive burger with fries in the middle covered in cheese sauce goes against the spirit of what a burger should be, instead of a cheap sandwich it's an expensive main, and not a very good or interesting one.

>> No.19492614

it's really inconsistent, they have cell phones and shit too

>> No.19492657

That is a four person meal holy shit

>> No.19492666

Are you American?

>> No.19492675

Ye. And I was lying I could easily eat that all to myself. But I wouldn't be eating (or shitting) for days afterwards

>> No.19492716

She looks dead inside.

>> No.19492719

You're thinking of Roma.

>> No.19492721

Those are too thin.

>> No.19492724

You're supposed to degrease your pizza.


>> No.19492726

Expensive, but she's worth it. Fine AF.

>> No.19492736

> Visit Atlanta
I would rather shit a roll of barbed wire.

>> No.19492813


>cookie dough
>maple syrup
You don't know what keto is, do you.

>> No.19492825

Do you think she tipped?

>> No.19492826

can someone post the Brazilian pizza webm where he just flicks 3 olives on it afterwards?

>> No.19492871

Kek wtf is even happening here? Is he trying to deep fry styrofoam?

>> No.19492873

What is it with Romania that attracts these grift lords?

>> No.19492880

Kill yourself fag

>> No.19492890

Looks like frozen french fries. Ice crystals can cause splattering. Then he threw water on the fire which is the worst thing to do, you're supposed to put a lid on and use something like salt or baking soda to smother it.

>> No.19492918

It's a chocolate fountain that had some idiot put cold water into it

>> No.19492951

You should get your gallbladder taken out. I could eat that and not gain any weight because it'd slip n' slide straight out my asshole when I got up from the table

>> No.19492953

God what a fucking original comment. The OP will definitely marvel at your new and innovative jab, and definitely won't miss your reply outright because you did the modern 4chan equivalent of posting 'no u'

>> No.19492988

>fried eggs and fried chicken
>doesn't even attempt to cut the 'skit
food network used to have standards

>> No.19492991

It's clearly a gas stove.

>> No.19493014

Many confuse Romanians with Roma and Gypsies.

>> No.19493023
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>> No.19493024

most bacon is fine to consume without touching heat

>> No.19493029
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>> No.19493038

Did she tip?

>> No.19493040 [DELETED] 

cry more lardo

>> No.19493055

Everything in this webm is unattractive.

>> No.19493058

diarrhea machine

>> No.19493059

Japs always over animate the dumbest shit. wow he's frying up an egg, better make it dramatic.

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that's his otouto. he needs that perfect egg

>> No.19493068

I like bacon when it has a bit of crunch, but that looks perfectly cooked.

>> No.19493096

>wasting $800 on a street corner hooker tier basic bitch nigger
could of save $500 if you just get a criglist whore

>> No.19493125

*sprays all over hot dog*

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>> No.19493166

That girl does not want to be there.

>> No.19493172

I'm not a vegan but watching this makes me sad

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>> No.19493183

what about the clear plastic egg carton

>> No.19493193

is that The King?

>> No.19493204

Horrifying industrial sadistic nightmare.
>inb4 vegans cringe

>> No.19493208

cows wouldn't feel bad for you though. mostly because they're women and can't build factories

>> No.19493210

That is the 1000-yard star of white-hot lust

>> No.19493214

I don't think that dead carcass can feel pain.

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>> No.19493238

absolutely häram

>> No.19493240

It's rotoscopy. Someone act the scene, then animators animate it.
It always looks uncanny.

>> No.19493245

Oil fire. Putting water in burning oil makes the water evaporate from below and expose the oil to more oxygen, making it burn harder. Do not pour water on oil fires.

>> No.19493262

"everyday" is an adjective; you mean "every day".

>> No.19493270

>3d scans your carcass
>nothin personell kid

>> No.19493305

no thanks

>> No.19493328

That's what I wanna be when I grow up
>t. 40 years old boomer

>> No.19493333

Why did he pour vomit on the biscuit?

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Dude looks like he lost a lot of weight. Good for him.

>> No.19493350

i like georgy

>> No.19493363

there's about 3 months' worth of diarrhea in that vid

>> No.19493371

Is this just black people trying to do a fancy restaurant? The presentation on those dishes looks like dogshit. It’s as if you asked a child to create what he thinks fine dining is

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>faux rich interior
>glass is too big and looks cheap
>pop made out of same thing its swimming in is redundant and baffling
>freshly squeezed lemon lmfao
>dipping bowl takes up most of plate, actual food shoved to the side
>gold steak
>embarrassing theatricality
>most basic looking sundae ever once again in oversized vessel
>two full sized candy bars you can get at a gas station

>> No.19493422

fifth best cuisine in the world according to taste atlas

>> No.19493442

I think it might be poo.

>> No.19493445

Also that nigga ate 5 raw eggs on camera but who knows how many eggs he slurped off camera

>> No.19493448

Yeah, heart problem

>> No.19493461

>3 flavours of ice cream
>2 bars of fucking snickers
>whipped cream out of a can
>chocolate syrup
>canned cherries
That’d be sixty-five dollars, sir.

>> No.19493465

I never thought the guys risking their whole arms in those cutters was something that made the process way less depressing to look at

>> No.19493525

>disgusting, tacky excess wrapped in fake enthusiasm
It scans.

>> No.19493546

mhmmmm holocaust chicken

>> No.19493574


Cleaning kitchenware is overrated

>> No.19493616

Is that meat sauce?

>> No.19493683

God I wish that were me

>> No.19493687

Food waste like this infuriates me

>> No.19493704

Bruh. Man just needed to heat the barrel not create a mininova. You can cook up a decent bird with radiant heat like that if you don't go overboard. Bit of charcoal around the base and a scoop on top. Not a bonfire.

>> No.19493707

Dubai food isn't food, it's a grift pulled on people with vastly more money than sense or taste

>> No.19493711

I can maybe understand the burger being that size if it's shared between 6 people or so (and this is coming from a fatass with like 40% body fat). But ruining the fucking bun by shoving those fries in the middle like guy fieri's hair is just idiotic and ruins both the bun and the structure of the burger.

>> No.19493756

fine dining in the bog of eternal stench

>> No.19493768

thanks i'll remember that
now fuck off back to lit autist

>> No.19493775

Dubai in general is a grift pulled on people with more money than sense. If I'm going to go to some desert shithole, I'd much rather go to Egypt, Israel, Jordan, somewhere with historical places and natural beauty, not the most soulless boring globohomo car centric city on the planet.

>> No.19493807

>Rotoscoping someone making eggs

>> No.19493848

Dubai is what would happen if you magically transformed Donald Trump into a city.
It's tacky, it's excessive, it's got hundreds of scams, and no one with any real class wants anything to do with it

>> No.19493913

Everything about this is perfection. Still makes me laugh after all these years.

>> No.19493987

I love how the pot has perfect comedic timing. It holds a perfect beat before bursting into flames.

>> No.19493996

I like that he looks so happy. I hope he can get some money from super rich Arabs.

>> No.19494002

That's fucking rad.

>> No.19494145

Smoked Jew is my favorite

>> No.19494163

Holy shit I already wanted to say something about that retarded contraption that does everything a normal grater does, but more complicated, but then I remembered that one half of Jack died of retardation and he can't use one hand and this thing actually enables him to still grate the potatoes with a non-working hand.
Why don't they make informercials with the kind of people that are the actual target audience?

>> No.19494165

>hard working turk

>> No.19494169

This can't be faster than an actual human doing it

>> No.19494200

The fact that he thought he could sneak up on the oil is what always gets me

>> No.19494220

I knew they were Romanian just from the haircut of the kid into he middle

>> No.19494248

It can do that 24h/day 7 days a week for free though

>> No.19494272

Shift workers can do that, too. And electricity and maintenance is not free, btw.

>> No.19494279

is it a gas refrigerator too?

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>the way he gives the pot a little shake like he's going to toss it after it's already come aflame

>> No.19494380

Whoa I have never noticed that. He's really powering them down too.

>> No.19494410

I love how I'm not sure if this is chili or dried out chocolate sauce.

>> No.19494418

I was like "wow this bitch is insane spending so much, but hey its her money".
At the end the caption with the bill:

death to all simps

>> No.19494435

It's neither
It's seized chocolate, someone put cold water in and that water separated the cocoa fats from the cocoa powder and sugar

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>> No.19494536

This is like that psa where you just follow a regular highschooler's life but in the background a different kid is planning a school shooting and you don't notice him

>> No.19494540

The trashiest webm on /ck/

>> No.19494546

Chakra powered refridgerator. They've imprisoned the 201 tailed ice mouse in there to keep it cool.

>> No.19494585

LMAO I knew immediately that's what was going to happen. That's basically the same way you create activated charcoal, except you would put wood inside instead of meat.

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Pontificate the aroma of fecid flatulence from a diet of excessive cheese and bovine patties blending with the smell of her plump, sweaty thighs accented by a delicately tangy smell of bacterial flora developed by infrequent washing

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Consider the following

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>> No.19494675

thats because your gut isnt used to a high fat diet. Just deal with the shits once or twice and then it'll stop happening. Unless yoyre lactose intolerant i guess.

>> No.19494740

I make a lot of meat dishes in the same way.

>> No.19494752

Love this lil' gipsy

>> No.19494759

>filthy brown guy behind a wall
Thank you, President Trump for making America great again

>> No.19494775

the heat from the barrel incinerates the chicken

>> No.19494778

No problemo

>> No.19494783

does anyone know of any baking sheets that dont have a coating and are dishwasher safe?

>> No.19494790

Do Yuros really?!

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i use a cookie sheet

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>> No.19494978

The fondue machine had enough of his shit

>> No.19494981

I went with https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0049C2S32/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

its surprisingly difficult to find one without a nonstick coating.
these say to not put them in the dishwasher but just because they can be discolored from the soap.

>> No.19494985

your cookies aren't racist they don't care what color they're cooked on

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Based aroma enjoyer

>> No.19495137

I use those ones too, the thickness is nice

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>> No.19495171

that makes me feel better, I bought some other pans that I threw out because theyd warp in the heat

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food related webms only

>> No.19495179

Only a fag, a woman, or a kid would react like that

>> No.19495183

Thicker pans warp less, which is why I got them
I was sick and tired of cheap, thin sheets warping and making horrible sounds in the oven

>> No.19495195

Pot too small and he probably filled the oil too high, so when he added the frozen fries the water reacted and caused it to overflow thus starting the fire.

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i love my thin warped pans, but i dunno what the fuck its making noise for. do you run it on convection mode?

>> No.19495221

you gotta teach me about the finer things

>> No.19495230

This whole thing just made me feel bad for the cow
That cow deserved better

>> No.19495240

I don't know, sounds like she has a nice man.

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>> No.19495242

Indian food can be good as long as you make sure no Indian has been anywhere near it.

>> No.19495243

why is every webm thread just ragebait

>> No.19495248

nice lmao

>> No.19495254

damn your black heart sally struthers

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i can watch all the nice stuff elsewhere. 4chan is where i get condensed angry stuff.

>> No.19495264

>that webm

>> No.19495289

It would make noise when it went from one shape to the other, since the heat changes the shape (which is why/how they warp)

>> No.19495295


I use banana peels to masturbate sometimes. it feels like a warm wet vagina lol. I think monkeys probably do this in the wild as well.

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one day i will try you, au pouvoire

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>> No.19495343

she did the right thing by putting it in the sink, but it might have been smarter to throw that shit out the window.

or maybe i'm braindead and it would have been smarter to put a lid on the top?

>> No.19495357

>smarter to put a lid on the top?
Yes, it'll contain the fire and go out after burning up most of the oxygen in the pot

>> No.19495362

Actually that might not be a good idea if you have a glass lid that could shatter. Throw something non-flammable like salt or baking soda (not powder) on it if that's the case

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>> No.19495375

JFC don't do it that way, that's a terrible method

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>> No.19495382

1. electricity is 13 cents/kWh while your average meatpacking worker gets paid over $15/hr and gets icky nasty stuff like "health insurance" and "workman's comp"
2. People make mistakes and shave off extra meat when they're tired or otherwise make suboptimal cuts, robots never get tired and any poor cuts are fixed by updating software.
3. Company liability premiums go way down the less people you put at risk
4. Meatpacking is a dying industry among millennials and below so you can't count on a constant influx of ready and willing human labor.

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>> No.19495396

At least this means no migrants have to be hired.

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i mean with a machine that brutal i'd be willing to do an hours cleanup for ~$40 but migrants would do it for the discards

>> No.19495408

They don't believe in gloves, do they?

>> No.19495417

well apparently men react like that too

>> No.19495418

only on their non-shit hand.

>> No.19495425

thats incredble design but bad integrity if its so maleable

>> No.19495429

I don't understand the difference. If it was designed to not explode wouldn't malleable be good, like how a car is designed to withstand collisions keeping the contents safe?

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>> No.19495435

the shape of the bottle changes very quickly so it has low structural integrity. however this means it wont blow up when you drop it since its able to change shape to compensate for the force of hitting the ground/table/hydraulic press you dropped it on

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god damn did I chortle

>> No.19495471

this really irritated me that it took so long to break.

>> No.19495478

This webm makes me sad, it's soda pressing.

>> No.19495514

black people are just like japanese people. they don't know what tipping is

>> No.19495534

Chicago pizza is not greasy. Because the cheese is on the bottom, you can't drown the entire pie with oil like they do in NY.

>> No.19495537

>S'alt Baevon

>> No.19495544

Christopher Walken finally lost his mind entirely, huh?

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i will say blacks no tip the most of any race. but i got lucky and guy who used to play for the miami heat came to our restaurant every few months and asked for me. i served for his moms birthdays for a couple years
but he still wasn't the best tipper. some big asians, i didn't ask where they were from, had the biggest tip, but they were the biggest party, two days in a row.

>> No.19495558

Does anyone here actually post webms about serious recipes or food that is actually edible?

I always see the same disgustings webms, meme food, worthless influencer tiktoks. Or Indian unhigienic food.

For once I would like to see something that actually looks good or make me slobber because it could look delicious.

>> No.19495564

stop redditspacing. paragraphs exist

>> No.19495568

Make me.

>> No.19495571

they were probably koreans since they are more open to tipping culture

>> No.19495582

just did

>> No.19495632

did the house burn down? seems like the box wouldn't erupt into flames to do any damage

>> No.19495644

This guy is absolutely brainless if he pays for the whole thing.

>> No.19495654

Cry more nigger lover

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>> No.19495704

This gif cleansed the curse given by the previous one

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>> No.19495739

That's the look of crippling autism

>> No.19495742

So much wasted meat
So much shit still inside

>> No.19495772

The thumbnail looks like a picture I once saw in a textbook about Plato's allegory of the cave.

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>> No.19495913

Hey! I made that webm!

>> No.19495919

White gravy with sausage mmm it looks soooo fucking good

>> No.19495932

Why are they recording this?

>> No.19495950

Women aren't funny

>> No.19496011

My stomach hurts =S

>> No.19496046

And now back to Dragonball

>> No.19496058

"Not my problem"

>> No.19496075

>Women aren't funny

Conservatives aren't funny*

>> No.19496087

Giordano's is pretty good

>> No.19496149

you are brown

>> No.19496166

they had scoreboards in chunin exams and I feel like the leaf village is covered in pipes and wires.
seems like its pretty modern tech outside of motors and guns.

>> No.19496219

if youre in chicago try to hit up pequods pizza

>> No.19496223

In a couple pages of a manga there are actually guns. They aren't used if I remember correctly but they are confirmed to exist.

>> No.19496247

I do believe some women are conservatives too I suppose.

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>> No.19496356

Someone post the reversed version

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>> No.19496426

What is going on here

>> No.19496451

Other people already answered but something they didn't touch on is articulation. There are some cuts/maneuvers that humans can't do because of weaknesses like "joints" where a robot with a much freer range of motion might actually be able to accomplish cuts faster with movements that humans can't actually do.

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>> No.19496456

Snack time at work.

>> No.19496854

are these people fucking serious? a civilisation for over 5000 years and you are still dishing out dirty brown soup with your hands?

>> No.19496883

They don’t believe in toilet paper either

>> No.19496889

Am I the only one who would be very scared of instantly slices two fingers off by briefly touching that saw

>> No.19496954

Very good anon

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chainmail gloves
you have a split second

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They focus most of their time and energy on things that matter, like pedicure.

>> No.19496991

Yeah the worst is chicken packing I had a physics teacher in high school who watched a guy get his thumb sucked out into the machinery

Someone bought that chicken and got a thumb

For the record, I got banned from reddit like a decade ago for telling sous vide faggots not cook the meat in the packaging because it could be full of thumbs or rat parts or whatever but apparently that's bullying
I know mentioning pleddit is verbotten particularly right now however I need to stress telling zleddint fans to not eat human thumbs was and presumably still is a bannable offense

This summer's gonna be a rough'un

>> No.19496992

Those don't look chainmail to me. If only the 3rd world had qvc we could stop so many injuries.

>> No.19497016

Did you even watch it? Mandatory 18% tip at the end.

>> No.19497028

>Mandatory tip
Why are Americans so greedy.

>> No.19497032

Jesus Fucking Christ why do you have to noootice at that level I don't own enough alcohol

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>> No.19497081

God, I want to treat a Nerubian queen to some luxurious dinner.

>> No.19497087

This is nothing if you have hundreds of millions in your bank account.

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>> No.19497156

You sound like a greedy faggot.

>> No.19497165

sorry can't post a picture of my dick

>> No.19497166

I hope if the house caught on fire the dog was ok.

>> No.19497197

If it's not being recorded, people can't prove they themselves exist.

>> No.19497202

Great, we get reddit's schizo runoff. How lucky.

>> No.19497351

you are a lying retard

>> No.19497362

>Why are Americans so greedy.

>> No.19497370

Making ice cubes the same as the drink is a technique for keeping the drink cool without diluting the flavor.
Learned this from an episode of Good Eats and I wonder if that's where they got the idea from.

>> No.19497384

> None of the customers tip

>> No.19497394

> "goat"

That's an Irish Setter and you're not fooling anyone.

>> No.19497435

Imagine if you were human and this happened to you.

>> No.19497448

>wtf why am I being laid off?
>i worked so hard!
>i served 3 customers today

>> No.19497455

>zoomer retards reaching obesity before puberty

>> No.19497509

>the hand politely asking for the food

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>> No.19497588

It's probably a tourist attraction and earns more. Like those ice cream vendors in Turkey who mess with a customer for a couple minutes.

>> No.19497668

I like the feces that streams out of it

>> No.19497836

I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

>> No.19497838

nah. nigs just make the biggest mess and don't tip. i don't care if you don't tip, but also making me clean up after you? you arr rook same but i'll remember you. they're somehow messier than toddlers and old farts with parkinsons, dropping and spilling food, letting their kids run around and climb shit. fucking jungle animals

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>> No.19497852

whats the yellowish stuff he put on right after the tomato paste? rice, cheese?

>> No.19497877

Every time I see this I notice more and more horror, but the cheese and mayonnaise left without temp control is still the crowning violence to me

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>> No.19497886

>cooking a single egg at a time
I-Itachi sempai...

>> No.19497890

This is how I fed the dogs at the pound wtf

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>yuo will never have an akatsuki apron

>> No.19497935

Look at that horny bitch take her top off right before she blows

>> No.19497956

Imagine being such a loser that you get angry about this. I just closed the video.

>> No.19497966

imagine being so angry you can't finish the video.

>> No.19497999

why do Indians think doing something "fast" like a fucking idiot makes it better?

>> No.19498006

I just don't watch Tiktok videos because I'm not a zoomer.

>> No.19498145

Imagine being such a faggot that you don't get angry when food is being wasted.

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>> No.19498238

imagine the smell of burned feathers and pigeon shit

>> No.19498391

That's a stromboli

>> No.19498429

That's a man

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You shut your fucking hole, cunt. Fucking yanks going on about everything other than fried chicken tastes "gayme". Meat should have flavour.

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nigga looks like Zoidberg.

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>> No.19498667

I know I'm supposed to be mortified, but I find the well thought-out logistics and advanced technology much more intriguing, something to take pride in as a people; we have so efficiently improved food processing.

>> No.19498672

imagine the thousands of parasitic worm eggs under that dudes' nails.

>> No.19499153

Sounds like she has father issues.

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