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19491469 No.19491469 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck went so wrong?

>> No.19491484

My semen cooking thread died for this

>> No.19491521

>>19491469
they put aborted fetus cells into pepsi. i am not joking. you are all drinking aborted babies

>> No.19491529
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>>19491521

>> No.19491543

>>19491469
Nothing... Still drinking Pepsi

>> No.19491627

>>19491521
What a waste of perfectly potable aborted fetus cells.

>> No.19491634

>>19491521
>source: my ass

>> No.19491639

>>19491521
Unsurprisingly that's the closest most pepsi drinkers will get to a woman

>> No.19492302
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>>19491521

>> No.19492332

It's flavored with fetal cells.
Last time I had one tasted like it had soap mixed

>> No.19492345

>>19491469
Pepsi and Coke have been quietly bringing their recipes closer to each other's and now neither Pepsi nor Coke taste like their original flavors

>> No.19492351

>>19491521
perfect thats great i love eating babies hail moloch

>> No.19492381

Pepsi is better than Coke and I'm tired of pretending Coke won the war. Pepsi is the underdog in this competition.

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>>19492381
>I'm tired of pretending Coke won the wa-
>-ACKKKKK

>> No.19492402

>>19492393
>GDP IS... LE GOOD!

>> No.19492426

>>19492393
Soon, Dr. Pepper bros, we will trample upon the corpse of pepsi.

>> No.19492457

>>19492393
strange that you would show data that ends just before coke cucked and started saying you need to try to be less white

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>>19491469
Whatever went wrong with pepsi Cosby sure didn't help.

>> No.19492569

Yeah, ever since like last year, they just don't taste the same. At least Mtn Dew and Mexicokes still taste the same, though the former fucks my guts and the latter is too damn pricey

>> No.19492723

>>19492402
>>19492393
>>19492381
Shut the fuck up. God, all of you just shut the fuck up and talk normal. Fucking savages.

>> No.19492734

>>19492723
YWNBAC

>> No.19492739

>>19492734
No, fuck you. Spell it out.

>> No.19492743

>>19492739
it really do be like that

>> No.19492748

>>19492393
Pepsi put all their effort into marketing in the 90s and 00s that Pepsi was the taste of the younger generation. Now all those people have grown up and realized Coke is really better.
t. Former Pepsi enjoying millennial

>> No.19492749

>>19491521
That sounds good. I'm going to exclusively drink pepsi now and may their cells grant me eternal youth.

>> No.19492750

>>19492748
>MY GOYSLOP HFCS IS BETTER THAN YOUR GOYSLOP HFCS
It's like watching the special olympics. You might win gold, but you're still a drooling retard with down syndrome.

>> No.19492751

>>19492393
wtf I didn't realize Dr Pepper was an independent company. I could have sworn they were owned by Pepsico

>> No.19492753

I always drank Pepsi as a kid and in my early 20s. Now I think it tastes bad and drink Coke.

>> No.19492761

>>19492753
Same. Their marketing fucking worked

>>19492750
Tell me you didn't grow up in the US in the 90s without telling me
It was almost impossible to avoid the Pepsi "younger generation" marketing campaign

>> No.19492762

>>19492761
Hey RETARD, I don't give a shit. I'm saying all soda is goyslop trash.

>> No.19492779

>>19492762
Well no shit. Everyone knows that now. I'm just trying to explain why their sales are tanking

>> No.19492794

>>19492751
>wtf I didn't realize Dr Pepper was an independent company. I could have sworn they were owned by Pepsico
They're an independent company, but don't always have their own bottling plants. In my area it's a Pepsi owned plant that also happens to bottle Dr. Pepper products, and whenever Pepsi is on sale at the grocery stores here Dr. Pepper is on sale as well.

>> No.19492797

>>19491469
It was all downhill from here https://archive.org/details/pepsi-arnell-021109

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>>19492797
hahaha holy shit

>> No.19493113

>>19492800
I hate corponiggers so much it's unreal

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The 70s - 80s logo looks stupid
The 90s-00s logo is still contemporary
Why would they pick the 80s logo to go back to?

>> No.19493778

>>19491521
sweet free stem cell therapy

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>>19493113